Pattaya Reports

[ActionOriented]

Honey 2 - highly recommended!

Thanks for the recommendation, from time to time, people do recommend Honey 2 and I have passed the place by on two occasions yet didn't want to go in and waste money because, firstly, I get my fill of soapies in Bangkok and, there are so many cheaper options available elsewhere in Pattaya. However, your excellent report has made me go and try out Honey 2 and take a call myself.

Though I was weary that some may be LBs.

I have also been under the same impression, they are too stunning from a little distance (and too tall) to be working Thai girls. I wonder if you explored this genre on this trip or leaving to confirm doubts for the next trip?

[Uncle Volodya]

This is a bit strange. Was in Jomtien Jan-Apr this year, because of cheap accomodation. Never had problems with the girls from BR, going to my place. But only LT, of course.

So my first question was, whether they agree on LT, or not.

Quite a few refused, but for LT it should not matter, whether staying in bed or in the baht-bus.

For a longer stay in Pattaya, Jomtien is the place for me to be, because of lower prices and more "peace", if just lying at beach or pool.

I wanted to take them ST. I'm pretty sure they woudl have bene down LT, though it was pretty early in the evening and they may have refused.

[Uncle Volodya]

Thursday.

Another nice session in the late morning after we woke up and Gaew left. I have really grown fond of this girl and we still stay in touch on LINE. I hope we get t spend some time together next trip, in January. Though, she may be visiting her folks back on the farm at that time.

Got some grub after walking Gaew to the Songtaw and I got some work done for the next few hours. I had an appointment to pick up my clothes at AMA tailors at 8 PM. But I got a terrible cut shaving and could not stop the bleeding (BASTARD! So I didn't get there until almost 9 PM. The clothes were perfect and I wish I had more stuff done. I definitely look forward to returning next trip. Maybe I'll even get a suit next time.

My plan was to get a soapy and then meet up with Gaew later. I had promised her a few days ago that we would play pool before e left and I wanted t surprise her that I remembered. I really appreciated the quality time we had spent together and I wanted to do something nice for her.

But first things first, it was time to put a little variety back in my diet. I headed to Honey 2, as this Soapy has gotten the best write ups as of late (thanks SirLanceALot! I was worried I was showing up a little late, as it was already past 11:30 and I had heard the best time to do the soapy was 6-8. But the lineup was good, with plenty of sexy girls, many of them waving to me to take them -- I am a hansum man, after all!. FOr those that don' know there drill there are two categories of girls there. Regular, for 1800 for 90 min, and Models (denoted by an M before their number) for 2200. The models are definitely prettier as a group, though there were also some gems in the regular category, including one slightly older (but very sexy) 30 something that waved to me very enthusiastically to take her. I would say there were about 20 girls there all told, 10 of which I would do and 5-6 that I would take VERY enthusiastically.

M71 from Sir Ls reports was there and she was really sexy. She was also eager for me to take her: winking, waving and even blowing kisses at me. This girl is flat out gorgeous. But she kind of has the same look as my Gaeew (though I admit Gaew is nowhere near as hot). I was more in the mood for a Chinese looking porcelain skinned curvy girl with a huge rack. M7 seemed to fit the bill to a tee. And though she wasn't up to the same antics as some of the others girls, she did give me a coy little smile when I looked her way, so I decided to take her.

I told the nice mamasan that I wanted M7, paid at the cashier, and soon me and M7 were holding hands as we made our ay up the elevator. (Sorry I forget her name. I think it is Noi. But I am not 100% sure). I let her order herself a drink (she took an Ovaltine -- the sweet little thing) and she was very appreciative. The room was nice and recently renovated. After the barman had delivered the drinks and she had gotten the AC sorted out she striped off her clothes an prepared the bath.

I complimented her on her looks and she said she worked out a few times a week at the gym. She said she liked the way I looked too. She also commented that she thought M71 really liked me, saying I should take her too.

She had a nice athletic body. Solid but very toned. However, her boobs were a little disappointing. Only A cups, and they didn't really fir her full frame. She had definitely had a very padded bra on before. I would have preferred some nice soft and full natural breasts to feel up against my body for my soapy. But all in all she was sexy. Tall, toned and built like an athlete.

She filled up the tub with bubbles and gave me a nice bath, scrubbing and massaging me front and back. She giggled as I grabbed her boobs. Though small they were perky and full and felt very nice. She then prepared the suds for the body massage, whipping them up in the small washtub. It was very sexy to watch her do this. She then instructed me to lie face down on the inflatable mattress and began sliding up and down my back. Stopping every once in a while to nibble my ear. What an amazing feeling! After a few minutes she had me turn over on my side and she slid up and down my side, her chest wedged up against my sides. I could feel her pert boobies up against my bodies. Wonderful stuff!

After a few more delicious minutes of this she stopped ad rinsed me off in the tub. She dried me off and instructed me to go to the bed, while she tidied up and rinsed herself off. She soon joined me on the bed and we began to kiss. To my surprise full on DFK and very passionate. I explored her body with my hands and even slid my fingers between her legs. She then slid on a condom and began giving me a very nice BJ. Though covered it felt absolutely great and I really enjoyed watching her head bob up and down in my lap. She applied some lube and we moved into mish, me nuzzling her neck as she moaned. We kissed passionately and I turned her on top of me.

She rode me passionately as my hands fondled her tits, ass and powerful thighs. I then turned her back into mish and finally into doggy. She was so damned toned and pushed back enthusiastically with her firm little bum as I pounded away -- all the while massagin her back, groping her tits, and fondling her toned athletic thighs.

She was very lubed up and with the condom it was difficult for me to develop enough sensation to cum. But I was thoroughly enjoying the experience. What a great optifuck! After a while I grew tired of the pounding and I was ready to cum. I pulled off the condom and lay on my back with her at the side as she wanked me off all over her perky little tits.

She ran off to the tub to wash herself off, but I called for her to come back and we cuddled and kissed som more. After a few minutes of this I was hard again and I guess I could have one for a quick round 2 - there probably was enough time. But I had had so much sex over the last week and a half that I was more content to cuddle, enjoying my intimacy with this lovely little creature.

Unfortunately my time was up and we got up to go. I gave her a 300 Baht tip and she waied appreciatively, saying she hoped I would visit her again. I thanked her for a lovely time hugging her and groping her body as she giggled. It was a really great experience and I thoroughly enjoyed my time with this girl. But I don't think I will take her again. She really was not my preferred body type (though it was fun to cavort with such an athletic girl). I'd prefer a girl with some more assets up top for my next visit. And there seem to be many more pretty (and willing) girls there to try. Honey 2 - highly recommended!

It was nearly 11:30 by the time I had finished and I strolled around the neighborhood around Honey 2. There were some good beer bars around with some cute girls. And the area seemed a lot cleaner and less chaotic than the neighborhoods to the south of there (Sois 6, 7, 8, Bukhao, LK Metro etc. . I think I will explore this region more throughly my next trip (when I should be staying a lot closer to the action than Jomtien). If I strike out I can always go get a soapy as a consolation prize!

I I'm'D Gaew to ask her to meet me to play some pool on WS and she said she needed same time to get ready. After the nice soapy session I was very hungry and decided to get some food. I was already at WS and decided to go get a quick dinner at the restaurant opposite Lucifer's. This would give me a chance to observe the FLs that congregate out there. I ordered a beer and a delicious Pad Ki Mao and enjoyed the show. Some of these girls were just super hot and I was interested in giving them a try the next night. Though I was weary that some may be LBs.

I waited and waited for Gaew but she was a no show. I IMed her and she said she was waiting for me at Red Car. WTF! I guess there was some miscommunication. I went over to pick her up and she was with a friend of hers. An older girl who was not attractive to me, though not ugly either. When I went to shake her hand I also noticed that her hands were deformed, poor thing. Gaew asked me if her friend could join and I said sure why not. The girls were thrilled! I really am not all that in to pool. I was doing this to make her happy and her happiness gave me great pleasure.

We went over to Marine and played about 6-7 games (which took forever because we were all pretty horrible players. Though Gaew was the best of our bunch). I also bought a few rounds for me and the girls as well. The girls were having a great time and this warmed my heart. I really liked her friend. Though her life must be very hard she had a great attitude and wore a smile that lit up the room.

Gaew knew I wasn't much of a pool enthusiast and I could tell that she was very appreciative I was doing this for her and her friend. She kissed and hugged me all through.

Our games. One of the things I like about these Thai girls is that they appreciate when you do nice things for them. And they are not afraid to show it -- unlike spoiled Western girls with their stupid head games.

After our last game we took our drinks and moved to the dance floor, which was just getting started up. I danced with Gaew and a Frankenstein looking dude danced with her friend. I was happy that she found someone and they seemed to be getting along very well. He seemed like a nice guy and was really into the music, dancing like a maniac. Only in Pattaya!

Soon me and Gaew were ready to leave. As we passed by Lucifer's I pointed out some of the FLs to her that I thought were attractive and Gaew thought they were all LBs. I'd have to give this issue some further study before taking one of them home.

We were both pretty tired when we got back to the condo and we skipped making love for some well needed rest. I was content as we sweetly drifted off to sleep -- clinging to each other tightly.

Gaew had promised to make it up to me in the morning. And she delivered. She pounced on my morning wood as soon as we woke up. We had a nice long session, screwing in every imaginable position and testing out the strength of all the room's furnishings. It was topped off by another amazing BJ from my sweet little girl, with me again finishing in her pretty and willing little mouth.

What a great day! It was nice to get a little variety. But also to finish the night and start the next day in the familiar arms of my favorite part time lover.

In the next episode Uncle V goes back on the hunt and takes down some BIG game.

Stay horny my friends.

Uncle V.

[Phordphan]

IF you love Thailand like I do, this is truly the asshole of Thailand. This is not the Thailand I fell in love with 13 years ago.

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Now the women have not been rude but they simply are not warm and beguiling like days of yesteryear and they are not physically attractive to me.

Very well put.

[China35]

I have been in PAt for 2. 5 days. It is cool and not busy.

THE GOOD.

The best looking women here are Russians, the Ladyboys and the girl I brought with me. The Tailors are good BUT negotiate, go in with a list and then get some quotes I have some beautiful clothes being made, it pays to shop around.

The food here is AMAZING, I will point out a place because we ate here tonight, on a scale of 1 - 10 it was an 8 for decor and the prices the same as the street, food was amazing: Siamese Cuisine is the name on Pattya_Naklug Rd. As a footnote saw an older white guy with a kid all dressed up, drinking wine and fine dining, YIKES find a girl that can keep her elbows of the table, like one of us said earlier good food and fancy rest wasted.

The weather is good, nice and cool some rain. I am in the Baywalk Residence, great room, large, close to Walking Street.

Visited the Devils Den with my girl, that was worth the price of admission. Jane has a completely smoking body with a great big Clit and truly came 3 times. My girl liked it also, more to come. Sadly my energy levels are low from 1. 5 days of straight travel.

Thai massage is great love it as always.

The place is clean and the streets not crowded..

I think the real kicker with the beach is that there are so many rats along beach road, then when you reach the end of beach road just before walking street there is the hummm of sewage and there is a lorry pumping out the over loaded drains directly into the sea. Hmmm.

[Reiner Otto]

so I wandered along BR checking out the FLs. Plenty of good prospects there, but they were all reluctant to go all the way to Jomtien that early in the evening. I will definitely have to relocate next trip to take full advantage of the BR action.

This is a bit strange. Was in Jomtien Jan-Apr this year, because of cheap accomodation. Never had problems with the girls from BR, going to my place. But only LT, of course.

So my first question was, whether they agree on LT, or not.

Quite a few refused, but for LT it should not matter, whether staying in bed or in the baht-bus.

For a longer stay in Pattaya, Jomtien is the place for me to be, because of lower prices and more "peace", if just lying at beach or pool.

[Simian]

I was left with the tall slim girl, and against my better judgment took her home. In the apartment she refused to kiss saying she had a sore on her mouth. She also insisted I pay her up front and would just not let up on this issue. I was pretty fed up at this point and gave her 500 and told her to leave. The second such debacle of the evening!

I was feeling pretty crappy at this point and I went downstairs to get some smokes. The nice young doorman told me that all the shops were closed, but let me bum some smokes form him. I ran upstairs to get some beers and we chatted for about half an hour. Him telling me about his life. Very nice guy and I was grateful to him for the company.

Went to bed alone the 2nd night in a row!

Lesson leaned I had been too hasty in my choice and ignored the warning signs with both girls. I should have been patient and moved on to another instead of forcing the issue. Also I was getting spoiled. I probably could have shagged both girls and busted a nut. But I had gotten too used to getting GFE quality lays.

Stay tuned for the next episode where Uncle-V goes back to basics with his tail between his legs.

And stay horny my friends.

Uncle-V.

Your experience is no different from that of many. Yes, you can find a decent lay in some of the places near Walking Street but you have to be lucky. While sex in Pattaya is cheap, your mileage can really vary. I have had the worst sex of my life in Pattaya!

For me, Pattaya is all about freelancers on Beach Road. You have to have your wits about you at all times so as to screen out the druggies, ladyboys etc. But you can often get one who does not speak much English but if you are nice to her you can have a really good time. A few years ago they used to be 500 baht for ST, now probably 600 or more.

Unfortunately Pattaya's finest do their frequent crackdowns and the Beach Road is cleared. Then I resort to the bars that are further away from Walking Street, in North Pattaya and Jomtien.

I don't know the massage scene in Pattaya but generally that is the way I go elsewhere in Thailand, especially in Bangkok where you are almost guaranteed a good time in the right place and you don't have to worry about your stuff or safety due to jealous boyfriends or scams. The idea of going out to get beer goggles in order to pick up a pro when my judgement is lacking just does not seem to be worth it any more.

[Uncle Volodya]

Guys I admit this report is a bit repetitive. I am just trying to document my time a accurately as possible. I promise, though, that thing swill get a lot more lively in the last 3 reports!

Day 8 - Wednesday.

Gaew left and I paid her the usual 2 K. I got some tasty tacos at Sam's and proceeded to get some work done. Also had a dip and the nice pool downstairs. Due to my stupid illness I hadn't really had a chance to take advantage of the wonderful facilities down stairs. After my swim I stopped to get a soda at the minimart downstairs and flirted with the cashier lady. A real MILF. Early to mid 30's. Nice ripe body. Beautiful face -- more Malayan than Thai if that makes sense. She always had a smile for me when she caught me checking her out as I passed her store. I toyed with the idea of asking her out, but I am pretty sure she is married to the farang owner of the place.

Had a great dinner with Chris after my fitting. (I was super happy with the clothes, the quality is just amazing for the price). He took me to an Indian place just down the street from his shop (On Central Rd) called ALi Baba. I know the name of the place is super cheesy. As is the "Open Sesame" decor. But the food was absolutely delicious. I had lamb vindalu and he had a nice fish tiki massala. Chris was nice enough to pick up the bill, adamantly refusing my pleas to at least split the bill. What a great guy!

Chris had an appointment with some customers after dinner so I wandered along BR checking out the FLs. Plenty of good prospects there, but they were all reluctant to go all the way to Jomtien that early in the evening. I will definitely have to relocate next trip to take full advantage of the BR action.

Made it all the way to WS and decided to check out a gogo. Opted to go old school and try Super Baby. I had had some good luck in there in the past and they always seemed to have very hot girls. On par with Rainbow 4 in BKK. And last time I had heard that the place was good in the early evening as well. But it turned out to be a real disappointment. The lineup was not very good at all and the girls were listless and unenthusiastic. I left after about 15 minutes, not having even finished my beer.

Feeling lazy and tired I IMed Gaew to meet me at home and we spent another wonderful night together. I will spare you all the details this time.

Stay horny my friends.

Uncle V.

[Uncle Volodya]

I deal with Jimmy at HiFi right down from Baywalk. He is making a crocodile jacket for me for 25K baht. I saw the same jacket in MBK in Bangkok for 100K baht. http://www.farangfriendly.com/hi-fi-...aya-beach-road.

Thank for the tip.

The jacket sounds amazing. Please post a pic when its finished!

[Mr Enternational]

Actually I redid the calculations in my head and it was 6800 - 1900 each for pants and 1000 for the shirts.

Where is your tailor? I may give him a try next time.

I deal with Jimmy at HiFi right down from Baywalk. He is making a crocodile jacket for me for 25K baht. I saw the same jacket in MBK in Bangkok for 100K baht. http://www.farangfriendly.com/hi-fi-...aya-beach-road.

[Uncle Volodya]

I haven't seen your items, but I would say that about 5000 baht is the most that should be paid for 2 pants and 3 shirts anywhere in Pattaya. Even my tailor would always give me a price and I would say negative, I will give you such and such. Now, I have sent him so many customers that I can not remember the last time I have had to pay for anything he has made for me. He actually forces me to get things made because I don't need another stitch of clothing. I haven't worn half of the stuff that he has already made for me because I am usually in shorts and flip flops.

Actually I redid the calculations in my head and it was 6800 - 1900 each for pants and 1000 for the shirts.

Where is your tailor? I may give him a try next time.

[Mr Enternational]

I did some work, tidied up and went off to see Chris, my tailor at AMA tailoring. I can't recommend the place enough. They have done some great work for me over the last two trips. I had 3 shirts and two pants done this time. All of very high quality and fitting me perfectly. And for a a very reasonable 7800 baht. Truly a great deal.

I haven't seen your items, but I would say that about 5000 baht is the most that should be paid for 2 pants and 3 shirts anywhere in Pattaya. Even my tailor would always give me a price and I would say negative, I will give you such and such. Now, I have sent him so many customers that I can not remember the last time I have had to pay for anything he has made for me. He actually forces me to get things made because I don't need another stitch of clothing. I haven't worn half of the stuff that he has already made for me because I am usually in shorts and flip flops.

[ActionOriented]

What a great way to start the day!

Good stuff Uncle V, reading your report was a great way to start my day

[Uncle Volodya]

I woke up lonely and disappointed from the night before. I was feeling pretty low. So I IM'd Gaew to see what she was up to and apologize for ignoring her at the RC the night before. Again she was perplexed by my apology and said there was nothing to be sorry for. What a woman! We set a date for 9 PM that night. This lifted my spirits and I told her I was happy to see her again. She said she was happy too.

I did some work, tidied up and went off to see Chris, my tailor at AMA tailoring. I can't recommend the place enough. They have done some great work for me over the last two trips. I had 3 shirts and two pants done this time. All of very high quality and fitting me perfectly. And for a a very reasonable 7800 baht. Truly a great deal.

It was really good to see Chris and the gang at AMA. Over the last couple of visits we have developed a friendly rapport, laughing and joking all the time. Besides the girls I've met in Patts Chris is the closest to a real friend I have living in the city. We set a date for dinner the next day at 7 PM, right after my fitting at the shop.

I made it home from Chris' stocked up the fridge with Heinekens (Gaew's favorite) and waited for her to arrive. Sure enough she was there at 9 PM sharp as promised. We took a nice romantic walk along the beach, holding hands and laughing and talking the whole time. Being with her really lifted my spirits and lightened my heart. As we got ice cream I felt like a kid out on a date with my high school sweetheart.

After getting to the bed we settled in the room to watch some TV. She jokingly rebuffed my advances, saying "you like boom-boom too much! I told her that I didn't want to boom-boom, just to hug her. Our hugging led to caressing, caressing to deep french kissing, and soon her panties were off and we were going at it. The love making was very warm and tender, releasing all the negative energy I had accumulated from the debacle from the day before She didn't hold back her orgasm this time, coming as I slid in and out of her in mish. It felt wonderful to hold her in my arms as she came. I let go soon after, coming as I pumped away at her in doggy her moaning in ecstasy the whole time. We were both pretty tired and we drifted off to sleep.

We awoke in the morning for round two. This time we were both too tired to come. But the love making was still very enjoyable and got my motor running. What a great way to start the day!

Stay horny my friends.

Uncle-V.

[Mr Enternational]

Took my girl to the Pussy Show, don't! The 3rd biggest LB I ever saw dragged us up to a gogo, if they are upstairs then YIKES, 1 girl out of 8 I would fuck and I am frankly not that fussy. I spent over 5000 baht and we did not get drunk or laid.

You will not get drunk buying single drinks on Walking Street. The liquor for the general population is severely watered down. You have to buy an unopened bottle at the establishment if you want the true alcohol content.