Pattaya Reports

[Tiger 888]

OMB, is this what US education has come to? The Simpsoms as the fountain of knowledge?

If I were American I would probably take this as some kind of antisemitism.

[Jack Of Spades]

Cheap Eats:

Breakfast buffet at the Lek Hotel or the Apex Hotel, at roughly 150 baht. You won't find haute cuisine at either place, but you will be able to chow down on a wide variety of food, both western and Thai. The dining area at the Lek Hotel is a little more exposed to the elements, so it's nice during the temperate months and you can eat poolside. The dining room at the Apex Hotel is a little more enclosed (although there is a poolside section) so it's better when it's raining. For those of you who might like to get a little work done, the Apex Hotel has free wi-fi (which can be a bit fiddly).

The night market, west side of Soi Buakaow, opposite Soi 21. This is entirely Thai food, sold from hawker stalls. You eat under a tent at long communal tables. The fare here is basic and hearty and incredibly cheap. You really have to work to spend 200 baht. I like the charcoal grilled whole fish with a salt crust. If you'd like beer, there is a 7-11 across the street...

Thank you kindly sir. I am hungry already.

J.

[Wolvenvacht]

In no way shape or form is this comment racial. It is his opinion, I also had no idea what religions or cultures deemed circumcision a requirement. I would have shared his opinion because I learned from the Simpsons that Jewish people are prone to this.

OMB, is this what US education has come to? The Simpsoms as the fountain of knowledge?

[Wolvenvacht]

I read that it's best to not bother BF'ing a girl to take to the beach; that girls are plentyful there. Any thoughts on this? We arrive on Saturday. Cheers.

Who told you this nonsense? Jomtien is a nice beach, but mainly a family beach with lots of Russian or Ukrainian families spending some quality time there. Of course you can try your luck with the Russian or Ukrainian chicks but their husbands / boyfriends may not be very happy with this and many of them are stoutly built and are seemingly devoid of humour.

[Pinaypounder]

Looks like mr enternational has a tiny bit of antisemitism in him as well as ignorance. He seems to be unaware that it is also a muslim tradition and that it is not unknown in western countries either. I'm Dutch and circumcised.

Regards,

Ko.

In no way shape or form is this comment racial. It is his opinion, I also had no idea what religions or cultures deemed circumcision a requirement. I would have shared his opinion because I learned from the Simpsons that Jewish people are prone to this.

Keep your racist shit off this board please.

Fucking has no religion.

PP.

[Pinaypounder]

my phi fwb and i are arriving into pattaya in 6 days. we have an action packed week planned and are looking for joiners male and female. she has certain [CodeWord123] and 2 men fantasies and i am cool with that and i of course like most things. pm me and we can meet for a beer and if she says go your in, bring a date! the more the merrier!

i am 50 and in good shape she is 30 and as fuckable as can be with a very open mind!

we look forward to meet like minded folks fr entertainment purposes.

pp.

[Bunky]

Can anyone give their recommendations on their top three favourite restaurants in Pattaya? Not trying to be funny, but I am looking for ideas across all prices and all types of food.

Cheap Eats:

Breakfast buffet at the Lek Hotel or the Apex Hotel, at roughly 150 baht. You won't find haute cuisine at either place, but you will be able to chow down on a wide variety of food, both western and Thai. The dining area at the Lek Hotel is a little more exposed to the elements, so it's nice during the temperate months and you can eat poolside. The dining room at the Apex Hotel is a little more enclosed (although there is a poolside section) so it's better when it's raining. For those of you who might like to get a little work done, the Apex Hotel has free wi-fi (which can be a bit fiddly).

The night market, west side of Soi Buakaow, opposite Soi 21. This is entirely Thai food, sold from hawker stalls. You eat under a tent at long communal tables. The fare here is basic and hearty and incredibly cheap. You really have to work to spend 200 baht. I like the charcoal grilled whole fish with a salt crust. If you'd like beer, there is a 7-11 across the street. This place gets going about 1600 and for the next two hours it's packed with working girls getting a bit before a long evening. In the same vein, there are hawker stalls on the south side of Soi 15, just east of Walking Street. (About 10 meters from the Sapphire Club.) The variety isn't as good as at the night market, but the convenience can't be beat.

Pub grub at The Butcher's Arms or the Swann Pub. The former is on the east side of Soi Buakaow, about 100 meters south of the night market. The latter is on the south side of Soi 13/1 (formerly known as the Ritz Pub) between Beach Road and Second Road. The Butcher's Arms has a very comfortable dining room with proper tables and booths that's air conditioned. Excellent for when you're seeking a break from the heat and humidity. The former has a smaller al fresco dining room on a quiet soi. Both have free wi-fi and the Butcher's plays some nice 80's music.

No-Name Open Air Restaurant Near the Butcher's Arms: This place is on the west side of Soi Buakhow, but set back from the street about 30 meters, in the middle of a big vacant lot. It doesn't look like much, but give it a try for great Thai food served by a cheerful staff at low prices.

More upscale:

The lunch buffet at the Hilton Hotel dining room. A little bit spendy, but superb food. Go to the hotel's web site to the see the menu, which changes from day to day.

[Mr Enternational]

One of my main wingmen screwed up:

Him: I was at the golf club with xxxx a few days ago. Saw a chick I thought looked tight at devils den. Pointed her out to xxxx and thought nothing of it. Next thing I know the security from devils den gave me a phone number. It was her. She said she wanted to see me but would be morning yesterday. I thought she was full of shit so I got someone Sunday night. I'll be damned if she didn't call. So I apologized and said I'd be available this morning.

Me: Damn. That is sweet.

Him: She just left. Got mad when I mentioned money.

Me: Mannn. Why you do that shit.

Him: Being stupid. She was cool too. Was shy at first but opened up. Said she's on her way with the dd van to pick up a customer. Said they normally don't fuck on the way from BKK to Pattaya. Just BJ. Told me she went to 808 just to see black dudes. But too shy to approach. I asked why me. Said she saw me so much at golf club she didn't want to pass it up.

[Bart1]

Thanks LittleBigMan.

Not trying to be funny, but I am looking for ideas across all prices and all types of food.

If I can get a couple of suggestions (peoples favourite 3) then I can then do a bit more research and decide which I might enjoy most.

Thanks again.

My 3 favorite places to dine all have the same name, they are all called Dining at the why, not hard to find in in Pattsville, various franchises all around town, even more the 711's. P.S. The letter would not upload so that the reason for the word why showing instead.

[Nixonbd]

I read that it's best to not bother BF'ing a girl to take to the beach; that girls are plentyful there. Any thoughts on this? We arrive on Saturday. Cheers.

[Jack Of Spades]

Thanks LittleBigMan.

Not trying to be funny, but I am looking for ideas across all prices and all types of food.

If I can get a couple of suggestions (peoples favourite 3) then I can then do a bit more research and decide which I might enjoy most.

Thanks again.

I got sorted with a bundle of info that should keep me busy for a while.

Cheers

[Jack Of Spades]

It might help you if you gave what price but of course more detail in terms of what you are looking can answer your question better. What type of food etc.

Sorry but don't do Bangkok much so a place like Raan Derm does not help for someone like myself?

Thanks LittleBigMan.

Not trying to be funny, but I am looking for ideas across all prices and all types of food.

If I can get a couple of suggestions (peoples favourite 3) then I can then do a bit more research and decide which I might enjoy most.

Thanks again.

[LittleBigMan]

Can anyone give their recommendations on their top three favourite restaurants in Pattaya?

It is one piece of information I did not have with me on last years trip, and I felt at a loss without it.

I did make it to Raan Derm on Soi 22 in Bangkok and loved it.

I would be looking for similar type restaurants in Pattaya for this years trip.

Thanks in advance.

JoS

It might help you if you gave what price but of course more detail in terms of what you are looking can answer your question better. What type of food etc.

Sorry but don't do Bangkok much so a place like Raan Derm does not help for someone like myself?

[Phordphan]

I don't want to contradict the CDC, but the "American" tradition of circumcision certainly predates the knowledge of its benefiits. So those benefits are just a happy coincidence and an a posteriori explanation.

And the "hygiene" aspect has always been false. There is no difference between a circumsized or an uncircumsized cock as far as hygiene is concerned. Both will need some water and soft soap to stay clean, and perhaps even soap is not really necessary.

American circumcision certainly predates the knowledge of the benefits. OP stated there was NO benefit whatsoever. I simply stated that there is now proof of such.

I will respectfully disagree with your hygiene opinion. I understand it's slightly more work to keep the uncircumcised units clean, and I've certainly met more than one lady who disliked giving BBBJ to uncut men due to their hygiene issues. I personally have little experience, being an American. However, I think the cut units "look" better. For whatever THAT'S worth. LOL.

[LittleBigMan]

That is exactly the point. It was done to you without any input from your side. It should be forbidden to do such things to someone that cannot be turned back.

Same same for religion: most, if not all, religions are based upon the "catch them while they're young" principle, since next to no-one who can think it through without the juvenile brainwashing will join a religion.

You are right, but in life sometimes we need help even when we do not what it? We make decisions for our kids even when it is painful and they have no idea why we are doing it?

As for turning back? Until there are discussion like this to this day I do not remember the pain the crying anything when it was done and like I said I'm more than happy with the way it looks and especially the way it works.