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09-08-23 12:57 #39519
Posts: 15953Pro Tip
Many moons ago when I was in the Navy, a shipmate gave me this advice: If you want to get your dick sucked, then find a chick that smokes. All chicks that smoke suck dick. From my observation the last 30 years I can say that I have not know a chick that smokes not to suck my dick.
Now it is time for me to pass on a pro tip. If you want to fuck a chick bareback in Thailand, then find a chick that does not wear a helmet when on a motorbike. I have never known a chick that did not wear a helmet not to bareback. (And if they do wear a helmet then 98% of those still will bareback!
The other day when I fucked the chick at the massage parlor, I noticed a book on the table for Thai chicks to learn to converse with foreigners in English. Well after having a chick over last night I decided that whoever wrote that damn book needs to put a pro tip in LARGE writng on the inside cover. If you are going to deal with farang, then DO NOT eat som tam for at least 24 hours before! Why the fuck do they do that shit? Chick came over and I was like ewww what did you eat? She said som tam delicious. I said well that shit does not smell delicious. It smells like you have been chewing on a mouth full.
Of garlic cloves. The chick got here at 11 pm. I made her brush her teeth and use mouthwash. After she left at 2 am my room was still smelling like that shit! She is not the first. I am hoping she will be the last, but I know she will not.
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09-08-23 11:41 #39518
Posts: 786I congratulate the man posing with his girl in the last photo, SL rates her 8-8. 5/10 very cool indeed.
Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
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09-08-23 11:18 #39517
Posts: 50First sighting of pattaya hop on hop off tourist bus plus fire accident on walking st
Two days back I saw pattaya hop on hop off tourist bus. Red color brand new with only a driver. On Pattaya south road.
Last night drizzle caused three different fire sparks and two explosions on the construction opposite jannat. No injuries but a big crowd with lots of police. Ironically this was the same place which had a massive fire few years ago. It took more than 30 minutes for the firetruck to show up.
Hangover bar open again.
Minx Girls Girls to replace Pulse club in LK metro.
Yesterday a Korean had a long bill dispute with pinup staff outside with lots of cops over the number of rings I think. He paid another 1000 to resolve it.
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09-08-23 10:20 #39516
Posts: 6322Originally Posted by LittleBigMan [View Original Post]
Here are some photos of what I call a Thai bar. They're usually fairly large and resemble more a nicer G Club or gogo bar. They remind me of the lesser known DJ Cafes in HCM. This is not my go to Thai bar but it's one of the ones within city limits so I try to get there by midnight after having some fun on Walking Street or LK.
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09-08-23 10:11 #39515
Posts: 2026Agreed
Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
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09-08-23 08:27 #39514
Posts: 3379There are 2 types of Thai bars:
Morlam bars, which have shows, are large, and men and women go to hook up.
And.
Host bars, where staff drink with customers for tips. The customer buys bottles, with ice. No hanky panky, no barfines.
I can't think of a bar catering to Thais that works like a Farang bar. The problem is that ladies working Thai bars typically have Thai husbands, who may show up at her bar at any time.
That's really the killer for Thai bars, it literally may mean death for the lady if her Thai boyfriend shows up.
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09-08-23 08:23 #39513
Posts: 3379Originally Posted by LittleBigMan [View Original Post]
There are basically 2 types of Thai bars:
Morlam bar, which have shows, a.
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09-08-23 08:20 #39512
Posts: 3379Originally Posted by LittleBigMan [View Original Post]
I will use attachments.
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09-08-23 08:09 #39511
Posts: 3131Originally Posted by Explorer8939 [View Original Post]
Yes there are lots of bars and clubs spread out here, too many most are a waste of time. The bar you noted change of name or new owner, but it use to be KiKi bar. It is a walking distant from Castor Gym Pass the Gym there are another dozen more than what it use to be. Curious what is your definition of a Thai Bar?
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09-08-23 05:39 #39510
Posts: 3379Inviting ladies to come to your place (as opposed to bringing them yourself) has one drawback. Sometimes they show up with a friend. And that's not good. I never let the friend into the condo.
Yesterday, an invited lady showed up with her sister. I sent the sister packing (she drove my friend to the condo, and I guess she figured it was worth a try to get a paid session).
You don't want the 2nd lady, because what will happen is the 2 ladies will drink and talk and ignore you. Even if they get a little drunk, they will be "too shy" to do anything.
So, the lady came up alone. She's a cashier, but claimed she does go ST with customers (she lives with her Thai boyfriend so can't go Long Time) infrequently, and only HJ and BJ.
After some drinking, I did some pussy licking, after that, she was raring to go. I guess she forgot about her boyfriend for a while.
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09-08-23 03:02 #39509
Posts: 15953Originally Posted by Explorer8939 [View Original Post]
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09-08-23 01:11 #39508
Posts: 451Not a knock on anyone. No offense.
There must be 65% who are into Bargirls who don't give a Bleep about looks.
You see it everyday in Pattaya just walking around. I think it goes hand in hand with Price. There can be no other Explanation.
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09-08-23 01:04 #39507
Posts: 451Originally Posted by Explorer8939 [View Original Post]
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09-08-23 01:02 #39506
Posts: 451Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
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09-07-23 17:44 #39505
Posts: 6322Not sex related but some in Pattaya like me actually liked this place. Huge fire at Pattaya Floating market a couple of hours ago. What a shame. One of the nicest areas of Pattaya to walk around even though I had to pay a Farang surcharge. The market was never the same since COVID.
Originally Posted by Explorer8939 [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by LittleBigMan [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by Explorer8939 [View Original Post]