Pattaya Reports

[Daddy07]

It was the Moon Club, which is across the street from nearby Sensations a Go-Go and Air Port Club.

Thanks, I know the place. I'ts on the corner of Walking Street and Soi Diamond. I've never been inside the joint as it seems to be just another one of those rip off establishments offering high drink prices and little else. They do have a few cuties outside though holding signs. Moon club won't be getting any of my business.

[Run Mann]

I would like to know the name of that bar, RM, so I can avoid it in the future. Those bouncers should be doing time in a Thai prison for that.

It was the Moon Club, which is across the street from nearby Sensations a Go-Go and Air Port Club.

[Wolvenvacht]

I would like to know the name of that bar, RM, so I can avoid it in the future. Those bouncers should be doing time in a Thai prison for that.

But they do! Their day-time job is probably warden in the prison.

[Daddy07]

Of all the nights to go to WS, I had to pick this one when the rain returned with a vengeance halting the action. People were lined up on both sides of the street / side walk trying to stay dry. A couple of Thai bouncers showed their true Thai hospitality by telling people not to stand in from of their bar as if anyone else would be going in there during the downpour. When the poor civilians didn't move, this kind Thai 'gentleman' pulled out a stun gun and start zapping it in the direction of the masses giving them the option of being stunned or getting soaking wet. Of course they all ran in the rain to seek cover elsewhere, amazing Thailand.

I would like to know the name of that bar, RM, so I can avoid it in the future. Those bouncers should be doing time in a Thai prison for that.

[Run Mann]

Of all the nights to go to WS, I had to pick this one when the rain returned with a vengeance halting the action. People were lined up on both sides of the street / side walk trying to stay dry. A couple of Thai bouncers showed their true Thai hospitality by telling people not to stand in from of their bar as if anyone else would be going in there during the downpour. When the poor civilians didn't move, this kind Thai 'gentleman' pulled out a stun gun and start zapping it in the direction of the masses giving them the option of being stunned or getting soaking wet. Of course they all ran in the rain to seek cover elsewhere, amazing Thailand.

The people selling umbrellas were out in full force. 100 and 200 baht for small and large sizes and the taxi drivers saw an opportunity to make big baht by charging ridiculous prices. Some bars were closed before 1AM. The alley way to Windmill club was flooded, I was looking on the ground for any loose or drop electrical wires but did not see any. As reported here before BF and lady fees are crazy in some of these bars. Was in Champion a GOGO and the girl who was at best a 7 but petite with a nice body wanted 2000 for ST and 3500 for LT, BF was 600B. No way would I pay that as I can get much better looking girls for less. As soon as I walked in the club she ran over to sit with me and soon after like clockwork the wait staff comes over to ask me to buy her a drink, five minutes later the wait staff wants to know if I will BF her. Had to run them off but this just reminded me of why I stopped going to these places. Champion now has a sexy show, same routine as the others bars with sexy shows. Girl inserting marker in her stuff and writing welcome to Champion on a piece of paper and inserting a toy flute in her stuff and blowing it, then asking if anyone wanted it. Good fun if you've never seen it before but a tiring act for me. Don't forget your umbrellas.

[Null Avenger]

Do you mean in Pattaya or the bar itself? If the latter, they do have a ST room on the premises. Maybe they will rent it out to you. LOL!

Looks wise, I should say that the Windmill girls hold up quite well. Not the quality of one of the better clubs in town but then again you are not getting the attitude either. Just XxX rated entertainment. Mainly 6"s and 7"s with a couple of 8"s thrown in. Didn't see any old girls. Mainly young totty between 18-25.

I would recommend every guy try to get to The Windmill at least once whilst in Pattaya. The place might not be to everyone's taste but the girls are not up themselves like in some places and it is certified 100 per cent fun.

The same group runs Sugar baby on walking street, and they have a tendency to move the lookers from Windmill to sugar baby as they get hired. You CAN have the same experience in Sugar baby, but the girls are not as "experienced" or as extroverted. Mostly this means the girls don't lead as much, but certainly will follow to the same levels of depravity.

As for living on premises, yes you can, just negotiate properly!

[Zeppelin029]

Another quick question (I have googled and the like)

Any oil massage places similar to Tulips etc in Pattaya? I could barely walk after I went to Tulips last and wouldn't mind something similar hah?

[Zeppelin029]

Hey folks, quick report fro Pattaya as I'm here now. More a cautionary take than anything.

First 2 days have been pretty good, excellent GFE x2.

Tonight, started in Sois 7-8 wandering around. Personally think that the beer bars do offer talent, just a matter of searching properly. Anyway, I decide on gogo hopping, start off in Baccara, have to agree, best girls I've seen here, and the mostl but very busy, most of the others I check are pretty quiet.

Head into Alcatraz where they are playing semi them. Good start. Mosey, around, extremely attractive girl is getting it on with ahoy next to me. Alas, by the time I get my shit together to get my target girl, she's been bar fined. Not to worry, the first girl has been let off the hook by the gut next to me, she circles, comes to me, we talk, she asks for slot of money. I pussy out and decide to Check out iBar / Insomnia. Plenty of talent, but I'm lazy, and it's busy. Decide, scre it, back to Alcatraz. BF 1k, LT 3k. We end up in a nearby beer bar because I want to establish a bit of rapport (getting her to agree to 3k was a bit of ordeal). Alas, she starts wiggins out a bit! I think she's drunk! I drag her back to Alcatraz as I'm not entirely happy, but also didn't want to tempt fate or pay for a lousy time. Lots of toing and fro it in Thai, between friends and Mamasan. I'm levelled with the accusation of me wanting to go with anothe girl. Sure. Anyway, she's too upset to go. Fine, initially wasn't going to ask for my BF back, but in the end ask for half. Not wanting to burn my bridges or paint a target on my back. Mamasan agrees, she apologises as do I. She invites me to come back tomorrow to talk to her, I think I will do so. I do want to screw her, but also I want to clear the air.

It is now quite late, the bars are closing. Fine, will try WS FLs. End up agreeing to one girl, ST 1k. Alas, in ST room, look closely. And I get suspicious that she may not all be woman. And she isn't. Bummer, I try to extricate myself from the situation, but she actually doesn't seem to care too much about the money. Either way, not wanting to have a gang of ladyboys attack me for skipping Out, I push the 1k into her hand and skedaddle. Now some may disagree, but I was trying to make sure I got out of there safely.

Either way, admitting that my judgment is severely impaired (I'd been cautious about anyway I even suspected of being a ladyboy out until then), I return home without a nightly companion. Maybe silly, but not the most unintelligent decision I've made.

[Dodgy Fellow]

Fellow mongers,

Just arrived in Pattaya, and was targeted by a gang of pickpockets on the baht bus.

I am guessing they were prowling about at the airport bus station, and quickly got on the baht bus with me after they saw me lugging my stuff. There were about 5 to 6 of them, including a tranny. The rest seem to be in their teens. Mostly girls along with a boy who seemed a bit older.

I had noticed something odd when the ladyboy decided to sit beside me, despite the space beside me being cramped AND the fact that the seat opposite me was empty. The fella was also carrying several large shopping bags, which he laid on top of his lap. The others filled the baht bus, flanking me on both sides.

I moved my hands to cover where I usually keep my wallet, and tried to act cool about it. Not sure if I did pull it off; there were a few Chinese tourists also on the bus, and they didn't notice anything going on.

Eventually, as we approached the intersection leading to walking street, the ladyboy asked one of his male companions something. Then the other guy asked me what time it was.

I told him the time without checking my watch. It helps that one of the Chinese tourists was wearing one. A few moments later, the group got off. I quickly checked my stuff to see if anything was amiss.

Sure enough, my hand-carry was already partially opened. The camera bag inside was also opened.

Nothing was missing, fortunately. But that was a close call. I don't even remember if they paid the baht bus driver when they got off. I reckon they would have made back their day's bus fare if they had stolen my stuff. Or the baht bus drivers know who they are, and turn a blind eye either for fear of reprisals / they get a cut.

This is the first time it's happened to me in Pattaya: stay alert folks.

[El Frances]

Just to confirm. If I understand fine what you are telling me. How much do you pay for a very beautiful sex worker or prostitute for 2-3 hours?

Depends who, where, when. For Freelancers and beer bar girls, it usually doesn't exceed 1000. Long time (overnight) , usually doesn't exceeds 1500, eventually 2000 in case of a real gem barfined every night. For Gogo girls. 1500/2000 ST in Walking street (2000/3000 LT overnight usually) .1000/1500 ST in soi Bukhao area. Plus barfine, of course if she works in a bar.

This is of course the price during working hours (evening / night). If you ask a girl to come to your room during the afternoon, even beautiful gogo girls will be happy with 1000. Expats often do that

[FoxesHunter]

Between 1000 and 1500b.

I'm sorry but I don't believe you. Are you 25 years old and you look as Rodolofo Valentino or Casanova?

1500for her +500 barfine = 2000 bath.

I stayed in Pattaya for 12 days. If you don't want to pay the barfine you have to walk on the street. Some days ago I walked on Beach Road at 9:00 pm and I counted the prostitutes on this street. They were more than 150 sex workers and do you know how many girls were real gems? There were 2 gems only. I have asked them their prices and they asked me 2000 bath for 2-3 hours. Therefore either your calculations are wrong or you like many more girls than me.

I'd like to tell you also I chose two girls on Beach Road in different days and to my great surprise I knew they both were from Udon Thani town. Udon Thani is a town on the border with Laos. It was incredible: among 150 girls I chose 2 girls from Udon Thani town. It means I don't like thai girls, or better I like only few thai girls. My God it is a matter of tastes. Therefore when I tell you about real gems it mean real gems really. What more can I say? Then if you get a good relationship with them for some days. It is the maximum for me.

[BionicMan]

Just to confirm. If I understand fine what you are telling me. How much do you pay for a very beautiful sex worker or prostitute for 2-3 hours?

Between 1000 and 1500b.

[Member #4387]

Hello, I'd like to share another experience on Pattaya. On my previous post I have told you about Pattaya girls. I have told you I don't like Pattaya girls and it is very hard to find a real gem. Yesterday I had a good luck. I have chatted with a regular girl on Badoo. She before was reluctant to come to my room because she was shy. Later she has undertood I am a different guy who don't like to fuck every girl in Patta, therefore she came to my room. On Badoo she was beautiful more than many other girls but when I met her at the lobby of my hotel she was shiny, a very beautiful girl, a real gem. My heart was beating with thousand beats per minute. The first time I get with her a normal sex. The second time she burst out. She get two orgasm and me too. She is very hot and likes very much to fuck. Every time I gave her 2000 bath for about two hours but she deserves more for the delight she gives me. Now every day I like to meet her and she is very happy to meet me. These are the histories I like to tell.

This is all.

Sorry but your effort turning your "hook up with this prostitute story" into a love story failes big time. I can see the comedy in it though as I laughed. Laughed in a non disrespectful way I might add. You try fuck her and don't give her something then you can get back at us and tell us how things turned out. Best wishes.

[Sure Thing]

Hello, I'd like to share another experience on Pattaya. On my previous post I have told you about Pattaya girls. I have told you I don't like Pattaya girls and it is very hard to find a real gem. Yesterday I had a good luck. I have chatted with a regular girl on Badoo. She before was reluctant to come to my room because she was shy. Later she has undertood I am a different guy who don't like to fuck every girl in Patta, therefore she came to my room. On Badoo she was beautiful more than many other girls but when I met her at the lobby of my hotel she was shiny, a very beautiful girl, a real gem. My heart was beating with thousand beats per minute. The first time I get with her a normal sex. The second time she burst out. She get two orgasm and me too. She is very hot and likes very much to fuck. Every time I gave her 2000 bath for about two hours but she deserves more for the delight she gives me. Now every day I like to meet her and she is very happy to meet me. These are the histories I like to tell.

This is all.

This guy is trolling us right? This has to be a joke just to mess with us.

[TellAll]

Will be in Pattaya in a couple of days. The reason so many guys get played over there is because they fool themselves.

They don't seem to realize they are in a money based relationship.

At one time, I would try to advise them what was going on but they won't believe me. Now I just smile and say good for you knowing soon they will be back crying in their beer.