Pattaya Reports

[IndianManGood]

7 barfines in 2 months. I see it all the time. Half the girls anyplace are just not getting guys to pay consistently for their services. I see some girls stay at a place for years. They can't possibly be making salary. So why do they do it?

At least amex girl has an idea that she just doesn't have what it takes to be a success.

[Marcos]

Wow this is serious intel Amex, clearly you were in the Army.

I'd say, very well done on the entire campaign. Overpayers take note.

[Amex Spg]

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- warning: skip this tr (trip report) if you're going to complain (too long, fuglies, underpaid / overpaid.) or just look at the pics. if you have useful advice, that i'the like to hear.

- disclaimer: i apologize in advance for the mistakes, typos, and not really finishing this tr. got distracted with some business opportunities (in farangland & los) and besides, i'm moving on to next week's trip 4 / report.

table of contents:

1) background.

2) business musings.

3) diary.

1) background.

- audience: i write trs for myself, buddies who may or may not monger, and people interested in my trs. this one is geared towards the patts / los newbs (but not the noobs) trying to save money. take everything with a grain of salt. all numbers indicated (money, time.) are approximates.

- about myself: american, neutral asian features (people confuse me for jap / korean / thai / etc) , late 30s, height 5' 6. 5' (169 cm) , average looks / personality, cheap. bm (board member) deuces nicknamed me 7c for cheap charlie chan can't cum can chuckwow.

- friends wanted: young lbfm who's < 100 lbs (45 kg) , < 5' (152 cm) , straight / long black hair, natural breasts proportionally large compared to her torso, little / no make-up. 3-holer / atm, bbbjcim, gfe. bonus if she swallows. doesn't have to be asian. finding free internet porn featuring these women is difficult, and trying to hire them in patts for a sensible price is even trickier.

- compromise: easy to find friends with 1 or 2 out of 3 ideal traits: good looks (face / body) , good service (sex / gfe) , low price (st b 500+/lt b 1, 000+). rare to find a friend with all 3.

- helped me out: all my good advice originated from buddies i've hung out with or simply read their posts. bms littlebigman, mr. enternational, sushilover, daddy07, etc and bms dr copenhagen, laamok, theroadwarrior, frbt, milos, xylanic. 999baht, qwerty12345, kangarooted, alleycat, dmon, so forth. the bad advice and mistakes in my trs, i came up with myself.

- camera: 1) something for low-light (eg ibar / discos) & pocketable so you'll always have it & won't have to rely on cellphone camera quality. 2) back in 2006 i got a $260 waterproof pentax optio wpi which was handy at the beach but took mediocre friend photos. 3) now my camera kit is a nov 2011 $250 nikon p7000 + $6 camera remote + $18 spare battery + $33 dslr gorillapod + $30 eye-fi sd card to add wi-fi ability, though the eye-fi wouldn't work in my patts hotel (due to their wi-fi security / firewalls?). i went with nikon since they're known for durability (standard camera brand for us army photography) , the p7000 was on sale & i could eventually up my photog skills on that model. i still lack skills so if my friend photos aren't worthy it's not because of the camera. if i had to buy a new camera i'the get a < $300 canon p1x0 or nikon p3x0, built-in wi-fi would be a bonus but no available camera remote is a bummer.

- monger map.

www.pattayabarguide.com

- slang / acronyms look-up.

www.urbandictionary.com

www.acronymfinder.com

acronyms.

- atm = ass to mouth; after condom anal sex the lube / [CodeWord113] particulates are on the condom that i throw out but the ladies who take bb backdoor sex then atm, it's almost gross enough for me to not do it to them.

(not sure what's a more unhealthy risk for the lady: atm or ass-to-pussy)

- bb, bbbj / cim = bareback (vaginal) intercourse, bareback blowjob / cum in mouth.

- bm = board member (ie i'm 'amexspg') ; i post to 2 different message boards which i can't name.

- cc vs ldop = cheap charlie vs lame dupe overpayer.

- cfs, cbj = covered full service sex (vaginal intercourse) , covered blowjob; using a condom.

- gfe, bfe = girlfriend experience, boyfriend experience; more than just sex but also being caring.

- hh = happy hour for good drink specials.

- lb = ladyboy.

- ld = lady drink.

- bb, bg = beerbar / barbeer, bargirl.

- bf = barfine, commission you pay to the business / mamasan to release the girl from her work-shift.

- br = beach road, br lady.

- gg = agogo, gg lady.

- fl = freelancer, ladies who work for themselves (so no bf) ; also bgs / ggs who are off-duty.

- st = short time eg 1 shot / pop / finish / cum, maybe an hour or so.

- lt = long time. 1 shot + sleep + 1 shot (llt = long long time, taking the lady for 2+ consecutive days)

- semi-pro or amateur fl = ladies who only do it occasionally.

- pbg, ws = pattaya beer garden, walking street; pgb bb complex is just before ws.

- pos = piece of sh*t, customer who mistreats a lady (such as cheats a lady out of her st / lt payment)

obscurer terms.

- abstract painting = cum on them (instead of in them)

- disco mask vs naked face = make-up vs no make-up.

- naked / nude = in ggs i consider them naked / nude if they're showing their breasts as sometimes they wear panties / bikini bottoms, skirts with no underwear (baccara upstairs) , see-thru skirts (superbaby) , etc.

- young lady, middle-aged, older, old = to me it's age 18 – 22, age 23 – 29, age 30 – 35, age 36+

thai phrases

- boom-boom toot = anal sex.

- chuckwow = masturbate (part of the nickname bm deuces gave me: 7c – cheap charlie chan can't cum can chuckwow since i only finish via chuckwowing) and my facebook profile 'chan cuckwow'

- farang = foreigner / white man.

- key-niuew = has the money but won't spend it / a chinese jew depending on how you perceive frugal folks.

- mai ao krap = i don't want (useful to deter lbs, touts, suit and souvenir sellers)

- mao, mao mao = tipsy, drunk.

- nongsao = little sister; women (i have or haven't been with) i won't be screwing again.

- teerak = girlfriend; i call them this if i don't remember their name.

- songtaew = baht bus, the blue converted pick-up trucks shuttles that are b 10 to ride.

- wai = thai gesture greeting; never do it to children, as a rule don't initiate a wai, and selectively reciprocate a wai (i'll reciprocate to managers / mamasans / friends of my buddies / show of respect / apology)

terms the locals use = monger / farang term.

- contract / company = agency ladies, from an agency on contract to a specific gg 10 nights in a row; have higher wages (b 1, 000 / night) than the ggs in-house ladies but have stricter work requirements (eg must sell 35+ lds in those 10 nights) ; usually they're coyotes (in-house ladies work exclusively for that gg)

- freestyle / free = freelancing.

- shot = pop / cum.

- service = waiter / waitress.

- welcome girls = door greeters holding the gg signs.

- soda = club soda / seltzer (also in los it's 'coke light, ' as they don't know what a diet coke is)

- bin = your bill (usually in a wooden or plastic bin) , and 'check bin' is to close your tab.

hierarchy at the ggs: owner manager mamasan / service captain

- mamasan ladies (showgirls / dancers / coyotes)

- service captain service.

i once made the mistake of calling toto, the manager of happy gg, the papasan.

gg biz group: if you like one, you'll probably like their sister properties.

- happy group: baccara, happy, peppermint, beach.

- tiger, shark, lighthouse, fahrenheit.

- babydolls, private dancer.

- windmill, sugarbaby.

- superbaby, supergirls.

- iron, bachelor (i think this one's just a coyote joint though) , queen.

- i read that what's up is affiliated with another gg (perhaps sensations?)

bb biz group on soi 6: night wish, pussy club, horny club (but this one's a lb joint)

free to enter: in to any establishment (sometimes they'll discriminate who's allowed in for free; one time for champagne gg i had to show my passport & to enter insomnia the security occasionally asks where i'm from) so i'the suggest just entering practically every establishment & decide for yourself if you like it. 2007-2010 i disliked tiger / shark ggs but now-a-days i like them. if you feel guilty about going in to a biz & just walking out on them, slip a tip b 20 to your favorite lady (dancer / service) & they'll be content that you at least gave their place a chance & contributed b 20. it really is hit-or-miss so even my favorite places (ws ggs. baccara, happy, gentlemen's, airport; ws bbs – basilisk, dream pim 1 both in new simon bb complex; pbg bb complex) may be great one moment & bad the next.

- exchange rates: i'm using b (aht) 30 = us $1

(so b 5 = $.17, b 10 = $.34, b 20 = $.70, b 50 = $1. 70, b 100 = $3. 40, b 500 = $17, b 1, 000 = $34,)

- fri / 8 aug: bkk (bangkok airport) scb (siam commercial bank, the purple booths / atms) had b 29. 60 (whether before or after baggage pick-up / customs) but withdrawing from the scb atm i got b 31. 35.

- i think i get the same x / see rate regardless of atm machine but an x / see booth at airport gives slightly less baht than an x / see booth outside of the airport (common case worldwide).

- atms: can withdraw up to b 20, 000, atm fee b 150 (i've heard aeon atms don't charge a fee)

- my bank reimburses me the atm fee so that's moot (options: ally, schwab, & usaa banks)

- saw that the euro x / see rate was b 41. 50 for euro 50 – 500 denominations & b 41. 45 for euro 5 – euro 20. you get a better x / see rate with larger denominations (eg us $50/$100) and better if bills are new (er) , unmarked / undamaged.

- i get the best x / see rate via atms (or paying with my credit card if there's no 3/4/5% convenience fee) but when i use an x / see booth i just stick with friendship mart or ws rather than running around patts trying to score an extra. 05 baht better x / see rate.

- pricing: your price depends on what the lady thinks of you, what time it is (prefers a quick st or lt late as a last chance to get paid before ending the night). helps if you're: fun / charismatic, young / good-looking / well-dressed, a good negotiator / patient. they love whiteness (i'm not caucasian & i don't have north asian porcelain skin) & dislike beards. the same lady (whether gg, bg, soi 6, fl) for an lt may charge me. b 1500, john doe. b 4000, mr givesemtittyboners. b 1000, lucky guy. free sex.

- free sex? : if you're on vacation, be generous to a pattaya lady giving you free sex, perhaps st b 500+/lt b 1, 000+ for taxi / food / whatever. if you give her the money & she declines it, yeah i guess don't pay her but chances are she'll accept the money as she has bills to pay. i've met women who gave away supposedly 'free sex' (received 0 payment from the guy) but it was because they were too timid (friend sen was too nervous to ask for the post-sex st b 500 one time when she was a new br fl & there was the english / cultural barrier, so the pos (piece of shit customer) took advantage of that) or too forgetful (from being hungover / tired, pre-occupied / in a rush to leave, etc) to confirm they were paid for the st / lt.

i came close to freebies: 1) in 2010 i hooked up with this aig. pattaya office worker & she didn't want to accept the st b 700, but i insisted she take it 'for taxi. ' 2) early 2013 with ibar fl am, off-duty from her soi 6 quicky bb job. she was leaving my room before i had a chance to place the lt b 1, 000 on her purse so i handed it to her, she looked at it & i wasn't sure if she'the accept, she did then left.

- this trip i wanted to again test my theory that some ladies just overlook getting the money but when given it, will accept. 1) ibar / jp bar fl friend 13 pupe, off-duty from gentlemen's club gg, after we exited my room & just before we parted ways i gave her st money. the next time we did lt & i didn't pay her before she left my room but gave her a tip b 1, 000 (& some lds) the next night when i was at her gg. 2) friend 24 fl from sensations gg, after the bbbjcim+swallowing, i didn't pay her, we went to insomnia & lost each other. i gave her a tip b 500 + a ld when i was at her gg the next night. 3) friend 33 mai, after the st we were walking on soi bj and i said i had to get change. she said if i didn't have the money i didn't have to pay (i could hardly believe she said that). i didn't want to stiff her (additionally, it was her 22nd birthday and i had popped her cherry ass). after i broke the b 1, 000 bill at 7-11 i ended up paying her st b 700 (i was considering b 500 but she deserved more than that).

- bottom line: life doesn't get much better than being on vacation in pattaya, so you getting a freebie & the lady receiving b 500+/b 1, 000+ because you're a good guy is a win-win.

gg terms & pricing: if i'm going to pay gg prices, i'm going to bf one i've seen naked / is confirmed hot.

- coyotes = ladies who show no nudity (keep their top / bottom bikini eg lady love gg or wearing jean-booty shorts & sexy top eg sensations gg)

- dancers = shows nudity (at minimum they're topless)

- hostess, showergirls = both self-explanatory but the latter is obviously fully nude.

- showgirls = do performances usually starting at 10 pm and maybe every 20+ min thereafter,

usually dancers / showgirls are in-house ladies but i've met agency ladies who were nude / did shows.

- ld b 135 but some places have different prices (small vs big ld, in-house lady vs agency lady ld)

- st b 2, 000, lt b 3, 000 usually.

- bf service / dancers / hostess = cheapest eg bf b 700.

- bf showgirls = higher pricing eg bf b 1, 000 since she won't be available to do shows if you bf her.

- bf agency lady = before midnight bf b 1, 500, after midnight b 1, 000, typically.

- cheaper bf (by 50+%) after 01:30 at some ws ggs

- st rooms = i can think of 6+ ggs with their own st facilities which you have complimentary use of as part of the bf (example: b 2, 100 = st b 1, 500 + bf b 600 including use of the st room).

bb pricing:

- bf b 300, unless she's a bb dancer than it's bf b 600.

- ld b150 (i don't know why a bg ld is usually more expensive than a gg ld)

- st b 500 – b 1, 000, lt b 1, 000 – b 2, 000 usually.

soi 6 pricing:

- bf b 300 – b 350 including use of an in-house st room.

- st b 700 – b 1, 000.

- lt bf b 600 (sometimes you can only lt bf after sundown) + lt b 1, 500 – b 2, 000.

fl pricing: no bf.

- from br: st b 500 – b 1, 000 and lt b 1, 000 – b 3, 000.

- from ws: st b 1, 000 and lt b 1, 500 – b 3, 000.

- from discos: st b 500 – b 1, 000 and lt b 1, 000 – b 2, 000.

ld: the lady gets a b 50 commission per ld, which is reasonable since the ld is about b 50 more than a regular drink (eg my jack+coke b 150, her ld jack+coke b 200). you could also just give her a tip b 20+ (tip b 100 & she'll fondly remember you).

maximizing my money: on this trip i managed to not pay a single bf since i only got fls. as you can tell by the pictures i also prefer quantity over quality. i value:

- (35 people i can tip x tip b 20) (br fl b 700) (5 x ld b 140)

- (2 fl x lt b 1, 500) (2 bg x (bf b 300 + lt b 1, 200) (1 gg x (bf b 700 + lt b 2, 000)

p4p (pay for play) :

- i tried to spend on st b 500 – b 800 and on lt b 1, 000 – b 1, 500 including all money i give her for tips / songtaew / taxi / food. as appropriate i give tip b 100 – b 200, songtaew b 20, (motorbike) taxi b 100, food b 20+.

3 discounts cards, good for life, i bought, use and recommend:

- bm privilege card b 250: usually save 10% on your drinks at 20 participating businesses.

- irewards member b 100+: save 20% on ibar / insomnia drinks; get gold member b 500 so on the rare occasions you go up to the insomnia vip area you're permitted access (i go up when a friend drags me)

- gentlemen's club gg vip card b 500: save 10% on your drinks (except for the nightly b 50 / drink special) & also on lds, access to their vip area upstairs.

expenses:

plane tix: from lax (los angeles) to bkk is about $1, 200 round trip. this trip i flew lax-hkg-bkk for 42, 500 british airways miles + $160 taxes / fees. i flew bkk-hkg-lax for 30, 000 american airline miles + $65 (= $40 taxes / fees + $25 telephone booking since the online booking was giving me problems).

airport transportation:

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www.shuttletolax.com:

$20 / ride one-way between la / oc (la / orange county) house & lax.

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www.belltravelservice.com:

shuttle b 220 / ride one-way between bkk & patts hotel.

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www.pattayataxi.info:

private taxi b 1, 000 for bkk-patts hotel and b 900 for patts hotel-bkk.

jasmine hotel, soi bj, ws (walking street) ; standard (cheapest) room:

- total b 17, 800 in low season = 28 nights for b 15, 000 long stay rate + 5 extra nights for b 2, 680 (ie b 537 / night extra). so b 17, 800/33 nights = b 540 / night average rate.

misc (entertainment / food / drink / friends / etc) : spent about $4, 080/34 days = $120 / day (b 3, 600 / day).

- daily breakdown $120 = food $10 (b 300) + my drinks $30 (b 900) + st (s) /lt $50 (b 1, 500) + other $30 (b 900) including laundry / tips / souvenirs / transportation / etc.

total on trip 3 = about $5, 000 = plane tix $225 + shuttle to / from lax $50 (including $5 / ride tip) + taxi to patts $40 (including b 220 tip) + bell shuttle to bkk $8 + hotel $ 622 (including b 20 / morning tip to the housekeeper) + spending money $4, 080.

2) business musings.

buying / owning / running a bb: any pattaya business is a high risk undertaking but my buddy wants me to research getting a bb. off the top of my head some selection criteria:

- location: purchase an existing biz on soi 6 (alternate: on ws)

- requires minimal refurbishment / new furnishings: st rooms should have air-con, ensuite shower (not down the hallway) , decent beds.

- start-up costs: to buy the business, rental / lease key money, etc.

- operating expenses cushion: to sustain the biz for 6+ months as we build up our clientele / reputation.

- security system: internet connected to allow remote live viewing, deter theft, etc, eg the sentinel

- big uncertainty 1: paying tea money.

- big uncertainty 2: spiteful competitors (out to sabotage us, complain that we're stealing their ladies / business, etc) & organized crime (is that an issue if we're paying tea money to the right people?)

- minor details: accept credit cards with a 3% surcharge.

case studies: i'm not creative so i'the take cues from the successful bbs, ggs and discos / ibar.

- i'm guessing: the 2 most profitable large ggs are baccara & sensations which rely on disparate business models. most profitable medium gg is superbaby (which is busier than supergirls). don't know what's the most profitable small gg (gentlemen's?).

business model 1) moderate pricing, most in-house ladies (0 or few agency ladies) , mostly st 2k / lt 3k.

1) happy group ggs: happy, peppermint, beach (baccara is an outlier on st / lt pricing)

- open 20:00 – 04:00.

- hh 20:00. 21:30 drinks specials b 70

- all night draft beer b 65

- ld b 130

- bf b 700 (same bf regardless of lady: hostess, coyote, dancer, showgirl)

- flagship is baccara: 100 women, rep for having hotties, attracts jap / korean big spenders / regulars.

2) casnovy gg (part of the blue sky group which also owns the blue sky live music bar on ws soi bj)

- open 20:00 – 03:00.

- hh 20:00 – 23:30 (, need to double-check info on casnovy)

- all night draft beer b 70 (?)

- ld b 110.

- bf b 700 for dancer / hostess, and i think showgirl bf b 1, 000.

3) hands-on ggs:

a) babydolls & private dancer.

- open 20:00 – 03:00.

- hh 20:00 – 22:00 (?)

- all night draft beer b 70 (?)

- at 01:30 all bfs drops to b 350 (?)

be) windmill & sugarbaby.

- open 19:00 – 03:00.

- hh 20:00 – 22:00 (?)

- all night draft beer b 70 (?)

4) airport gg:

- open 20:00 – 03:00.

- all night heineken draft beer b 85.

- showergirl / showgirl bf 1, 000, other ladies b 700.

5) gentlemen's club gg:

- each night has a drink special b 50 (sun smirnoff vodka, mon gilbeys gin, tue jose cuervo tequila, wed heineken bottle, thu johnnie walker black, fri san miguel light bottle, sat jack daniels)

- ld b 135 for an in-house lady; to an agency lady it's regular ld b 150, big ld b 200

business model 2) premium pricing (& most of the ladies want st b 2, 000, lt b 3, 000)

1) sensations gg: 100 women, rep for having hotties, very little nudity.

- agency coyote bf: bf b 1, 500 before midnight, bf b 1, 000 after midnight

- service / dancer bf: b 700 (?)

- no hh or draft beer / drink specials.

2) what's up gg: rep for having hotties, being expensive, has some nudity.

- different st bf & lt bf, both expensive (st bf b 1, 000, lt bf b 2, 000 or something)

- no hh or draft beer / drink specials.

- regular ld b 185, big ld b 220.

business model 3) fixed pricing (ie superbaby / supergirls, don't know other ggs with fixed st / lt prices)

- bf b 700 + st b 2k or lt b 3k that the customer pays upfront to the service / mamasan.

- no hh or draft beer / drink specials.

opening up an after-hours / ibar / casino club type biz on soi lk metro would do well. have discounted drinks (sell at-cost if necessary) for ladies to attract local ladies / fls which in turn attract punters, appeal to the ladies on buakhao / lk metro getting off work in that area who don't want to / can't compete as a fl on ws (ibar / insomnia / etc) , appeal to the expats and tourists avoiding ws. hollywood club does well in its remote location, a lk metro after-hours biz would be a median between hollywood club and the ws-places.

3) diary (i'm guessing 20. 50% of the ladies who said i popped their cherry asses are lying).

day 1, thu / 8 aug, plane twice delayed.

friend 1 jaeb, see photo, age 35, phone 084-457-5400, insomnia fl. 2 rounds 2 pops, pop cherry ass 1, atm 1, cim 1

total b 1, 630 = lt b 1, 500 + taxi b 20 + slushee shot b 30 + mini-mart stuff b 80

overall b = service a + face c + body c + total b 1, 630

03:00 land at suvarnabhumi (was supposed to land at 21:45)

03:50 mr. keak's taxi driver b 1, 000 + tip b 260 (the driver waited 5 extra hrs because of my plane delays)

05:00 jasmine hotel standard room 104 check-in (didn't like the room and later changed to room 102)

05:20 ibar basically closed so i go insomnia.

07:00 friend 1 jeab round 1 fellatio, pop cherry ass, atm after removing condom, cim

day 2, fri / 9 aug, b 500 / drink

friend 2 nam, see photo, age 22, phone 088-310-5419, ibar fl, normally works soi 6, 3 rounds 4 pops, cim 2

total b 1, 710 = lt b 1, 000 + taxi b 100 + slushee shot b 30 + mini-mart stuff b 80 + grey goose cocktail b 500

overall b = service a + face c + body b + total b 1, 710

08:00 sleep

10:00 b 50 seafood fried noodles

14:00 friend 1 jeab round 2 and she leaves.

(towards the end of my trip i was with friend 1 jeab again. that time she was a drama queen / high maintenance. i won't be fl'ing her again).

15:00 eat again

15:30 i get a facial (from a masseuse at a legit spa, not from a lb) b 300 + tip b 100

17:00 internet

19:00 sleep

20:40 wake up

21:05 at 3 angels bar (soi 6) to meet up with bm doctorcopenhagen

21:40 nightwish

22:30 worldwide gg

23:00 walk around soi 7 and 8

23:40 ws: hit several ggs superbaby, sensations, happy, sapphire, then ibar

03:00 hit baccara for 4 draft beers at b 65 / ea. 1 ld b 130 lady says i'm the first one to buy her a ld all night, that the 2 months she's worked at baccara she's only had 7 bf's so she may not work much longer, that she can't work as an agency / contract girl as she wouldn't be able to earn the required number of lds (she says it's 10 lds / night, which seems too high)

03:40 go to my room to do some stuff, people watch on ws

05:10 ibar, bee (who used to work at soi 6 quicky bar) recognizes me and asks me to join her group: she's with friend 2 nam, another female and their european friend

05:30 insomnia vip area for grey goose bottle service b 2, 500 with membership card (the euro guy paid for it but bee asked me to kick in b 1, 000 which seemed fair. unfortunately, after friend 2 nam and i each had only 1 grey goose cocktail, friend 2 nam wanted to go to the hotel. b 1, 000/2 grey goose cocktails = b 500 / cocktail).

07:00 friend 2 nam and i go to my room, round 1 with 2 pops, got my finger in her backdoor but she insists on no backdoor sex, ed makes it impossible anyway

08:00 sleep

day 3, sat / 10 aug, hello darkness, my old friend

friend 3, see photo, age 25, has a kid. 4 rounds 4 pops, pop cherry ass 2, atm 2, cim 3

total b 1, 220 = lt b 1, 000 + tip b 200 + taxi b 20

overall b = service a + face d + body d + total b 1, 220

10:10 i wake up, round 2 pop 3, abstract painting then she goes back to sleep

13:00 round 3 pop 4, she chides me about wanting too much sex

13:40 eat

17:30 meet bm kbwinaga at soi diamond carousel bb

18:30 i walk to soi 6, get some thai dinner and a drink at sky bar, say hello to bm skeeterp

20:00 walk br to ws

20:30 supergirl gg, kbwinaga meets me there

21:15 we hit superbaby gg

22:00 then baccara and kbwinaga stays upstairs to hook-up with a waitress

23:00 people watch from new star bb at corner of soi diamond & ws

00:00 airport gg and i buy showergirl ohm (?) a ld (she gets a bottle of spy, so it's a pricy ld). i get hit up for lds by 3+ employees (mamasan boom, waitresses) , happens almost every time i'm in airport. one mamasan persuades me to give the birthday waitress b 100 for her be-day money necklace, which i'm ok with as long as i get some of the be-day food. that mamasan also gets me to buy her a regular ld b 140 (?) and in return she'd buy me a draft beer b 85. after i finish that draft beer i get to go to airport's very back, open-air, over / over-looking the water and grub but most of the good stuff is gone. showergirl ohm hooks me up with a bottle of water when she notices i'm sweating bullets from the spiciness.

01:00 basilisk bb new simon bb complex to meet up with kbwinaga who's done with his st. it's miss cambodia's be-day (i don't her real name but she looks cambodian) so i give her b 100 and i eat lots of her be-day tasty rotisserie chicken.

01:40 cheers bb at old simon bb complex (same owners as basilisk bb)

02:20 we walk thru ibar & insomnia

02:40 marine disco and i meet friend 3 and her friends

03:00 ed during round 1 so i lose the erection the moment the condom's on, so just a bj and finish via cim and couldn't convince her to swallow. get some sleep.

05:30 ed gone, round 2 pop 2 including popping her cherry ass, atm, finish via cim and still won't swallow, time for some more sleep. turns out her looks are lacking but she rocked my world when she was doing woman-on-top.

day 4, sun / 11 aug, abstinence

08:30 friend 3, round 3 pop 3, abstract painting

10:00 b 40 seafood fried noodles from the chef lady on soi 14 near 2nd road (she's just to the right of sanya nightstar)

13:00 back in my room, round 4 pop 4

14:30 friend 3 leaves, i tipped her b 200 for popping her cherry ass, giving such good head and taking cim, though she wouldn't swallow.

15:00 my room gets cleaned and i get some food. on ws i befriend swedish buddy, who tells me about getting kicked out of baccara the night before over a dispute with a waiter about his bill / bin. of course the swede was drunk.

16:00 swedish buddy only got to town yesterday and it's his first time to patts, so i'm show him around soi 6.

16:30 at 3 angels bar the girls i like (pin, ou) are there.

17:30 nightwish bb, run in to kbwinaga

18:30 i introduce swede to soi 7 and 8

19:30 relax in the hotel room

21:00 take swede to the 3 other happy group ggs: peppermint, beach, happy. we also hit sweethearts because he says there's a spinner i'd like, but she's not there. sweethearts manager comes by our table and introduces himself, friendly chap. sweethearts is a small gg but had dozens of women, but none to my liking. their draft beer is b 75, not sure if it's a bigger glass than the happy group ggs' b 65 draft beer.

00:00 somehow i lose swede, so i go in to baccara.

01:00 meet up with kbwinaga again and he recommends pepe gg (below x-zone) , which turned out to be pretty good.

02:00? i have no recollection after pepe.

day 5, mon / 12 aug, blissful masseuse

friend 4 kaem, see photo, age 26, phone 088-846-8932, soi x-cyte masseuse. 2 rounds 3 pops, cim 4

st total b 700 = massage b 100 + bj b 500 + tip b 100

lt total b 1, 390 = bf (?) b 100 + lt b 1, 200 + motor taxi b 50 + san miguel light b 40

overall b = service a + face c + body b + st total b 700 + lt total b 1, 390

08:30 i wake up in my room, not sure how i got home last night. no lady, no morning bj / sex but on the plus side i'm mostly caught up on my sleep which means i should have more power for the first rounds with the ladies and less issues with ed. in the us, being unemployed for the last 3 years, i can get 8+ hrs sleep / night and an afternoon 1 hr nap. when in patts, getting by on sporadic 3 hr sleep sessions (as i try to tap the girl anytime i have a boner) is exhausting. it's practically the effort of a full-time job.

09:30 b 40 noodle soup. stop by swede's hotel (he doesn't have a cellphone) to say hello.

10:30 on ws can't find a decent, available chick for a morning st / bj. was about to go jog br to get a fl but it starts to rain. no bj so distant second choice: delicious b 50 egg / shrimp crepes.

16:00 meet with swede who's staying at the encore hotel (ws soi 14, across from sanya nightstar) and take him past tukcom

16:30 on soi buakhao eat at "i saan restaurant"

17:00 point out action street to the swede, and then walk him by soi lengkee, chaiyapoon, thru lk metro and then bliss lounge. to my horror, it's closed (i hear today's the thai queen's birthday, so it's a mother's day holiday but closures / prohibitions aren't as monger-handicapping as buddha day)

17:20 triangle bar which has the buy 1, get 1 free special (leo beer is b 80 and you get 2 bottles).

17:30 at "thank you massage" (?) on soi x-cyte (just past triangle bar on the way to bliss) i ask the masseuse in front

me: "how much for blowjob?"

her: "how much you give me?"

me: "500 baht"

her: nods yes.

friend 4 kaem leads me in to a back room with massage mats separated by only curtains, but i'm the only customer so we actually have privacy. i told the swede i'll meet up with him at 18:00 so to save time, after i shower, i don't bother asking masseuse to get naked, she just bbbjcim. after finishing i tell / show her i accidentally broke the towel bar in the shower and offered to pay for it, but she said don't worry about it. at the front i pay her bj b 500 + she says massage b 100 (which i didn't get unless we're counting massaging mini-me with her mouth / hand, but that wasn't 1 hr) + tip b 100. i also tip her 2 co-workers b 100 (so b 50 / ea)"for food" since i was happy to finally get a bj, so that adds up to b 800. since bliss lounge all-in (bf / room use + lady's payment) is b 700 anyways and i tip about b 100, i would have spent b 800+ (if i got a drink / ld) anyways at bliss (though i would of use the allotted bj 40 min limit) , and friend 4 kaew is cuter than any available bliss gal i've ever seen. i get her number and she agrees to lt after she gets off work at midnight.

18:05 at triangle with swede, then to look at english rose guesthouse (just past canterbury tales bookstore & guesthouse) which is nicely new. previously it was a karaoke bar but bm english rose seemed to put lots of money / effort / care in to the rooms (eg 32" lcd tvs, i think toshiba) , lobby / bar has nice pool tables, mod decor, etc. i'll only stay at a ws' hotel, but i hope english rose does well as a lk metro vicinity guesthouse.

18:30 billabong bb near office gg. they discontinued the 10% discount using my pa membership card so i didn't save b 2. 5 on my water b 25. instead, they have a 14:00. 02:00 buy 1 beer, get 1 free.

19:15 bm doctorcopenhagen meets up with us.

20:30 hit office gg (ok) , peeked inside queens and bachelor but didn't seem worth staying for a drink

21:15 crystal club gg. end up having several drinks there. the scandinavians (swede & danish) dudes buy lds (b 130 / ea) , i considered it but the ladies i liked were coyotes. if i buy a ld, hard / unlikely to see her breasts and feel them up, which is the price they pay for accepting a ld from 7c (cheap charlie chan can't cum, can chuckwow). i ended up tipping 2 different naked dancers b 20 / ea.

22:45 friend 4 texts me. i had told her to meet me on ws in front of candyshop disco, but since i was still at lk metro i offered to swing by her massage.

23:00 bid farewell to the scandinavians then i meet friend 4. some miscommunication and i think she asked me to pay the massage parlor b 200 (for a bf, i'm not sure) but it's closed and i say b 100 and she says ok. i hand it to the co-worker who gives me a quizzical look and i think friend 4 tells her it's a "tip." it starts to lightly rain so instead of saving money & exercising by going to ws on foot, i offer to get us a motorbike (taxi). b 50 / person and the driver takes both of us to ws, i pay b 100. i get b 40 pad thai take-away for myself and she gets for herself a san mig light b 41 (though i thought the b 40 would have covered it, so she came out of pocket b 1) from a mini-mart.

00:30 round 1 pop 1 via cim and she swallows. when she was blowing me then riding on top of me i needed 15 minutes to type time-sensitive e-mails and she voiced her displeasure with my distraction. monger can't multi-task in peace with this lady. still have an erection and she asks if i took viagra, in the past i would deny it but now on i just say "yes." hand party and abstract painting as pop 2. i eat the pad thai post-sex. if i had tried to eat the pad thai and type e-mails while getting a blowjob, she'd probably be angry.

01:15 it's raining heavily, glad i'm not on the hunt for a friend. we sleep.

04:15 i tap, she denies anal-entry, i finish on her round 2 pop 3. she goes back to sleep.

05:00 instead of surfing the web for the next several hrs because i can't sleep, i finally had the epiphany to go jogging. during times when the friend is asleep, mini-me is recharging for the next pop, i'll remember / force myself to exercise instead of 2. 3 hrs of.

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05:40 br jog done. from a fruit vendor i get 2 (servings of) watermelons. 1 pineapple. 1 cantaloupe which should cost b 40 (b 10 / ea) but he says b 60. i should have asked him the price first, or tell him that it's b 40, but too lazy / tired to argue over b 20 ($.67). i was going to tip him b 20 anyways, but now i've just been cheated of b 20. yes, i am a sucker but b 20 are the least of my concerns. bigger worry: how i'm going to pay for my oct-nov 2013 trip.

05:50 eat my fruit and see who's available on ws. when i have a lady i always seem to spot plenty of other potential candidates that i'm missing out on. jp bar's pretty happening also.

day 6, tue / 13 aug, anustart.

friend 5 faii, see photo, age 20, has kid, phone 087-940-3632, insomnia fl. 3 rounds 3 pops, pop cherry ass 3, atm 3

total b 1, 185 = lt b 1, 000 + mototaxi b 100 + popcorn b 65 + toothbrush b 20

overall a = service a + face a + body a + total b 1, 185

07:40 done adding to this trip 3 report and headed out to see who's available (since insomnia closes at 08:00 and jp bar is happening 06:00. 10:00) and to get some food. love staying at a ws hotel.

21:00 meet bm milos at beach gg, then we hit superbaby, supergirl

23:30 ibar, bacardi black bottle service b 1, 280 (with ibar member card) includes bucket ice and 4 mixers

02:00 milos calls it a night

04:00 insomnia meet friend 5 faii, she loses my hat

05:00 leave insomnia, round 1 pop 1 including popping her cherry ass and do atm

06:00 round 2 pop 2, i offer her a b 20 toothbrush since she doesn't have one. had i known she wouldn't be able to sleep at my place, i wouldn't have.

07:00 says she can only sleep in her own room and asks if she can leave now, which i prefer not. asks what time can she leave, i suggest 15:00 since the housekeeper cleans the room then. she asks for 12:00. i already worked her pretty hard by tapping her cherry ass + atm so i'd feel bad if i also made her do a full lt period of 7 hrs (from 05:00. 12:00) so i tell her to if she does another bj and i get one more pop in, she can then leave. round 3 pop 3, bbbj but denies cim.

07:45 she leaves and i sleep alone.

day 7, wed / 14 aug, ex-happy gg coyote # 100

friend 6 new, see photo, age 18, phone 092-051-4093, br / ws fl. 1 round 1 pop, cbj (will not do bbbj)

total b 640 = st b 600 + taxi b 20 + for mini-mart b 20

overall b = service c + face b + body c + total b 640

friend 7, see photo, age 23, insomnia / ibar fl, says she used to work at some ggs including as happy gg coyote # 100, says she currently has a bangkok hair salon but fls in patts when she needs extra cash, i think she said she has a kid. 3 rounds 3 pops, pop cherry ass 4, atm 4

total b 1, 300 = lt b 1, 000 + tip b 200 + motortaxi b 100

overall b = service c + face b + body c + total b 1, 300

16:00 sleep

20:30 wake up, eat b 30 chicken coconut curry with rice

21:00 pbg (pattaya beer garden) bb complex; at easy bb the age 19 cutie spinner (though has a kid) doesn't mind bjs but wants st b 1, 000, refuses my offer of lt b 1, 000 or lt b 1, 500. well that was a waste of a ld b 150 but at least my water is only b 30. didn't want to bf b 300 her just for a st so didn't bother trying to negotiate her st rate down to b 500. b 700. easy bb owner (i've known him since january) tells me bb girls wouldn't go lt for b 1, 000; apparently he hasn't read the forums where the ccs say a bargirl should be lt b 1, 000.

21:30 br parking lot, couple of good candidates. first one is age 22 and quotes me lt b 3, 000, so i pass. second one i approach, friend 6 new, says st b 1, 000, lt b 2, 000. i offer her lt b 1, 500 but she declines. i'm about to walk away and she suddenly changes her mind. she said she was worried it was about to rain so she didn't want to pass me up as a customer. off we go and i confirm she does bjs but should have said "you smoke, no condom, ok?"

21:45 in my room she won't try anal or do bbbj. not having taken kamagra, no potential for anal, and only getting a cbj (which was pretty good for a cbj) , mini-me was only semi-enthused, semi-rigid for intercourse. since i don't / can't finish via intercourse or (c) bj, she resorts to hj. 10+ minutes later (i wanted her arm to go sore) i tell her i don't finish via hj either, so then i do my abstract painting.

22:40 she wants to go to insomnia to see famous thai singer ms. baitoey rsaim perform. i tell her that ok if she'll give me bbbj and / or pop her cherry ass, she declines. tell her that at insomnia i'll get bacardi black bottle (i misunderstood: she likes bacardi but the breezer strawberry). she says bacardi black bottle service is b 1, 800 and why do i pay that but i only pay small money lt b 1, 500. i show her pics of friends 1 (who would have been lt b 1, 000 if i forgo'd the cherry ass popping) and she says she's old (correct: she's 35). show pics of friend 2 and she says she's not pretty (i respond that friend 2's photo is of her in the morning, and she's not wearing make-up).

22:45 she gets a phone call, tells me she has to give the room key to her friend but i can go with her to meet her friend if don't believe her, or she could just return to me in 1 hour. she asks for b 800 as payment for 1/2 of the lt b 1, 500 (obviously not 1/2) and that she'll come back to me in 1 hour for the rest of the lt / payment and because she likes talking to me (presumably because i speak english and understand what she's saying, she doesn't go with non-asian dude, her only customers are jap / korean / chinese). i initially give her b 700 + songtaew b 20, then i just pull one of the b 100 for no good reason but she doesn't protest with the st b 600 + taxi b 20.

22:50 see her standing on ws working as a fl, and we smile at each other. i hand her a b 20 and tell her it's for a drink and i point at the 7-11 behind her.

23:00 walk thru ibar and to insomnia, get a table along the wall across from the dj booth. get bacardi black b 1, 800 (with ibar card) which comes with a bucket of ice + i want 2 waters + 2 coke lights (though the waitress brought me 3 cans).

24:00 insomnia's full with no empty tables left. i see friend 5 (and later friend 1) and waive hello. (friend 1 was happy to see me, friend 5 was not).

01:00 singer ms. baitoey rsaim performs, i recognize 1 or 2 of her songs.

02:00 performance over and i proposition standing next to me this cutie spinner, age 20, no kids, her and her friend works soi 7 (probably at a bb). she declines my lt b 1, 200 and counters with lt b 2, 000 which i decline.

04:00 dancing next to the center go-go stage (one with the arm rails) and proposition one dancing girl lt b 1, 000, she wants lt b 2, 000, no dice. i buy 6 slushee shots for 6 ladies, b 180 spent (b 30 / slushee shot) , zero accomplished. 2 italian dudes with grey goose bottle service like how i drink my bacardi as straight shots (coke / water as a chaser) and end up giving me total 3 shots of their grey goose. to reciprocate i would rather buy them popcorn b 65 but don't see the guy so i get the 2 italians and myself total 3 slushee shots.

05:00

day 8, thu / 15 aug, anti-jihad (i stopped taking detailed daily notes).

friend 8, see photo, age 31, br fl, normally a cook at kiss food (soi diana / second road).1 round 1 pop, pop cherry ass 5, atm 5, cim, she's malaysian and muslim (won't even drink alcohol)

total b 600 = st b 500 + petrol b 100 (she has a motorbike)

overall a = service a + face c + body c + total b 600

friend 9 reaya, see photo, age 23, 081-152-2598, ibar / ws fl, normally living dolls gg (across from 7-11) coyote # 88, 3 rounds 3 pops, cim, she's 1/2 cambodian. 1/2 filipina (i think)

total b 1, 220 = lt b 1, 000 + tip b 100 + motortaxi b 100 + tip b 20

overall a = service a + face c + body c + total b 640

day 9, fri / 16 aug, yodsak's b-day

friend 10, see photo, age 21, insomnia fl. 2 rounds 3 pops

total b 1, 120 = lt b 1, 000 + motortaxi b 100 + taxi be 20

overall a = service a + face c + body c + total b 1, 120

day 10, sat / 17 aug, sensational fl

friend 11, see photo, age 25 (?) , ibar fl, normally sensations gg coyote # 3 (before that she worked airport gg).1 rounds 1 pop, pop cherry ass 6, atm 6

total b 1, 000+ = lt b 1, 000 + ld b 150

overall a = service a + face c + body d + total b 1, 000+

day 11, sun / 18 aug, soi 7 fl

friend 12 num, age 22, 089-376-7601, see photo, ibar / insomnia fl, normally works soi 7 happiness 2 bb. 4 round 4 pops. 3-holer

total b 1, 370 = lt b 1, 200 + motortaxi b 100 + ibar slushee shot b 30 + noodles b 40

overall a = service b + face a + body b + total b 1, 370

day 12, mon / 19 aug,

friend 13 pupe, see photo, age 22, 088-733-5603, insomnia fl, normally gentlemen's club dancer # 3, 1 round 1 pop

total b 630 = st b 500 + motortaxi b 100 + ibar slushee shot b 30

overall a = service b + face b + body a + total b 630

friend 14 louise, age 26, 090-982-9816, insomnia / jp bar fl, owns a bb with her sister. 2 rounds 4 pops, cim.

total b 1, 500 = lt b 1, 500

overall a = service a + face a + body a + total b 1, 500

03:30 at ibar with bms theroadwarrior and frbt (who had bfd a dancer from gentlemen's club gg). frbt's lady invites her 2 co-workers, who meet us at ibar. one of those co-workers is friend 13 pupe. 05:xx pupe and the other lady go their own way.

05:15 me, theroadwarrior, frbt and his lady eat at marine seafood.

05:45 everyone else leaves, i swing by jp bar and see pupe playing pool. i order a b 85 heineken which she pays for on my behalf (i was in the toilet when the waiter brought it over).

06:00 pupe says she's ready to go, we do a st in my room.

06:40 i was hoping for an lt but she has to leave. while walking near jp bar i hand her st b 500 (though if i hadn't paid her anything at this point, she wouldn't have said anything) , and she accepts (there goes my freebie).

06:45 go to insomnia and see friend 14 louise there.

07:00 insomnia closes and i head over to jp bar, and there's louise again. i approach her and she agrees to go with me. during our rounds, she reveals that she loves tossing the salad (licking butt-holes) and wants me to lay on my stomach as she rims me. i thought it was a ploy and that she would stick her finger or something in my butt, so as i'm laying on my stomach that was the most scared i had ever been during sex. although getting my salad isn't my thing, she's good at it and more importantly, no penetration.

- during the round 1 with 2 pops, and during round 2 with 2 pops, all of them she takes as cim because she likes cim.

day 13, tue / 20 aug,

friend 15 ann, see photo from facebook, age 20, 085-785-3367, has a kid, br fl, used to work soi 6, 3 or 4 rounds and 3 or 4 pops, pop cherry ass, atm

total b 1, 820 = lt b 1, 500 + tip b 100 + taxi b 20 + snacks b 100

overall a = service a + face b + body c + total b 1, 720

14:00 i hand friend 14 louise lt b 1, 000, she says that's not enough and that she gets st b 2, 000. we agreed upon lt b 1, 500. i see her several times again at ibar / insomnia but she won't go with me for only lt b 1, 500. i would like to get her again at least once more, even if it is for lt b 2, 000.

22:00 i see friend 15 ann on br and we agree upon lt b 1, 500.

day 14, wed / 21 aug

friend 4 kaem again, see photo, age 26, phone 088-846-8932, soi x-cyte masseuse. 1 round 2 pops, cim

total b 700 = massage b 100 + st bj b 500 + tip b 100

overall b = service a + face c + body b + total b 700

friend 16, age 22, jp bar fl. 2 rounds 0 pops

total b 595 = st b 500 + jp bar heineken b 85

overall d = service d + face c + body c + total b 595

08:00 (really on 22 aug) at jp bar i ask her if she wants to go with me lt b 1, 000, she eagerly agrees to it. turns out she just wanted a place to sleep so round 1 was awful with 0 pops.

10:00 she wakes up, i try round 2 and to see if i can pop her cherry ass, she says she'll box me, i think she's joking, she's pissed i'm trying to anal probe her, she punches me in the jaw and it hurt. i go back to vaginally tapping her, she says she wants to go home, i say ok and stop (without popping, so that's 2 rounds. 0 pops). at the jasmine reception desk i hand her b 500 as it was 2 hrs of badness but she says b 1, 000, i shake my head and she stomps on my foot with the heel of her high heel. i was wearing flip-flops but luckily her heel tip slipped / only scrapped my toe.

epilogue: another time at jp bar she recognizes me and gives me the stink-eye, i offer to buy her a heineken b 85, she accepts the peace offering so i think i've gotten amnesty (instead of a shank in the back).

day 15, thu / 22 aug

friend 17, see photo, age 24, ibar / insomnia fl, normally bachelor club gg coyote, pop cherry ass, atm

total b 730 = st b 500 + tip b 200 + slushee shot b 30 + ibar drink b 120.

overall b = service a + face b + body c + total b 730

friend 18, see photo, age 27, has a kid, insomnia / jp bar fl. 2 rounds 2 pops

total b 1, 095 = lt b 1, 000 + jp bar san mig light b 95

overall c = service c + face c + body c + total b 1, 095

day 16, fri / 23 aug

friend 19, age 22, insomnia fl. 4 rounds 4 pops

total b 1, 030 = lt b 1, 000 + chicken rice curry b 30

overall a = service b + face b + body b + total b 1, 030

day 17, sat / 24 aug

friend 20 nam see facebook photo, age 25, has 2 kids, ibar fl, sometimes works soi 6 sky bar. 2 rounds 2 pops. 3-holer (?) , cim

total b 1, 200 = lt b 1, 000 + tip b 200

overall a = service a + face c + body c + total b 1, 200

day 18, sun / 25 aug

friend 21 ning, see photo. 085-238-0056, age 19, br / candyshop disco fl. 1 round 1 pop, no dfk

total b 720 = st b 600 + tip b 60 + snacks / misc b 50

overall a = service b + face b + body a + total b 720

friend 22, see photo, age 26, has a kid, ws fl, runner. 2 rounds 2 pops

total b 1, 500 = st b 1, 000 + mediation resolution b 500

overall f = service f + face c + body c + total b 1, 000

friend 13 pupe 2nd time, see photo, age 22, 2 rounds 2 pops. 3-holer, cim (no atm)

total b 1, 405 = lt b 1, 000 + ld b 135 x 3 drinks

overall a = service a + face b + body a + total b 1, 405

21:00 i see friend 21 ning on br and she agrees to st b 600 (originally she wanted b 800 or b 1, 000, can't remember).

04:15 i see friend 22 on ws, she agrees to lt b 1, 500 and staying until 13:00. in my room i do round 1, 2 pops.

06:15 friend 22 says that since i had my 2 pops, she's leaving now. i only give her b 1, 000, and she's pissed and insists on lt b 1, 500. she's about my height but i'm able to kick her out of my room. she calls the cops.

06:30 so 2 bibs (boys in brown, ie thai police) , with friend 22 and her female friend, knock on my hotel room door. i explain my side of the story, that she was only with me 2 hrs so i gave her b 1, 000 but if she stayed with me until 13:00 i would have given her b 1, 500. i was hoping the bibs would mediate and render a fair verdict (b 1, 000 vs b 1, 500) , but they wanted me to work it out with her (basically they said 'up to you'). i offered her another b 200, she says hell no. i cave and offer b 500, she says now she wants total b 3, 000 (instead of b 1, 500) because i had kicked her out of my room and it's all on the hotel cctv / camera. i say nope, hand her the b 500 which she won't take and she lets it drop to the floor. i look at the bibs, shrug, and wait. the bibs tell her in thai (i'm guessing 'take the money so we can all go home') something, she picks up the b 500 and goes to hotel reception. the bibs leave the hotel, i don't know why she's at hotel reception, i go there, she tells me to f%k off and finally leaves. i give my hotel receptionist tip b 20 as an apology for causing a scene.

06:50 friend 13 pupe about not wanting to be alone in her room and if she can come to mine. surprised that she's contacting me out of the blue, i of course agree. once she's in my room while we're talking it turns out she thought i actually worked at happy gg since of the 3 times she had seen me. 2 times i had been wearing a happy gg black polo shirt. now she knows i'm just a tourist.

day 19, mon / 26 aug

friend 13 pupe 3rd time, see photo. 2 rounds 2 pops. 3-holer, cim (no atm)

total b 1, 215 = lt b 1, 000 + ld b 135 + jp bar pool b 40 x 2 games

overall a = service a + face a + body a + total b 1, 215

14:30 not a freebie. so friend 13 pupe leaves my room and i intentionally hadn't given her any money, to see what would happen.

21:00 i'm at gentlemen's club gg, give her tip b 1, 000 for the lt the previous night (well, really earlier that morning / day) , and bought her 3 lds.

00:00 she says she says she wants to go with me again, and i have a hard time saying no to fl'ing her (ie once she was done with work, as i didn't want to pay the bf, which for her was b 1, 000).

day 20, tue / 27 aug

friend 21 ning 2nd and last time, see photo, age 19, br / candyshop fl. 3 rounds 3 pops, no dfk

total b 1, 275 = lt b 1, 200 + motorbike taxi b 50 + magazine b 25

overall a = service b + face b + body a + total b 1, 275

friend 21 ning was reluctant to go with me for lt, especially for lt b 1, 500. after our st previously, she decided i was ok for an lt. the st performance was ok (though she does have a great body) so i wasn't about to pay lt b 1, 500 like i originally offered. she agreed to lt b 1, 200. the sex was so-so, but the gfe was great. she said she could stay with me llt (long long time) if i would take care of her. i asked her how much i would need to give her each day, and she said lt b 1, 000. i wanted to take her up on her offer, but her sex performance was just so half-assed and unenthusiastic. i told her that i won't go with her st / lt any more.

epilogue: she offers me st b 500 but i tell her no more st / lt since the sex is blah. to me she's just a nongsao, but she just wants me to be a customer.

day 21, wed / 28 aug

friend 23, see photo, age 21, has a kid, br fl. 1 round 1 pop, cim

total b 750 = st b 700 + songtaew b 20 + chicken rice b 30

overall a = service a + face c + body c + total b 750

friend 24, see photo, age 23, ibar fl, normally works sensations gg. 1 round 1 pop, cim

total b 650 = st b 500 + ld b 150

overall a = service a + face b + body c + total b 650

day 22, thu / 29 aug

friend 25, see photo, age 30, has 3 kids, insomnia fl. 1 rounds 3 pops, cim

total b 1, 030 = lt b 1, 000 + ibar slushee shot b 30

overall b = service b + face c + body d + total b 1, 030

friend 25 and i met around 05:30 at insomnia and agree to lt b 1, 000. after the fiasco with friend 22, with friend 25 i negotiate for 3 pops. in my room, friend 25 tells me she has to leave at 09:00 to get to work. she says it could still be lt but she'll leave at 09:00, or it could be st, but either way it's b 1, 000. i tell her i can get in my 3 pops, which wasn't easy but i did, ahead of schedule even. at 07:30 i'm done with the 1 round. 3 pops, she leaves and i sleep in peace / alone.

day 23, fri / 30 aug

fri / 30 aug: doctor tells me i have a throat infection.

- 2, 500 baht for the exam, antibiotic shot in the butt and a bunch of medication.

- doc says for 5 days (fri / 30 aug. tue / 3 sep) i must have no alcohol, no ice cream, no cold drinks (suggests warm water). so far i've been good at avoiding ice cream.

(the throat infection was from approx 20 aug – 15 oct, almost 8 lousy weeks. messed up my mongering ability on trip 3).

friend 26 jane doe. 085-665-3934, age 28, br fl. 1 round 1 pop, no longer does anal.

total b 615 = st b 500 + tip b 100 + tip for watermelon fruit b 10 + tip for toilet b 5

overall a = service b + face c + body b + total b 615

friend 26 says her sponsor gives b 15, 000 / mo so she doesn't work mandarin gg any more (because the sponsor would definitely find out) , now has silicone c-cups (which she got because she started working at a gg) , but her rent room & motorbike b 7, 000 / mo + give mom b 10, 000 / mo, so she has to br fl on the sly and won't let me take photos (face or tattoos on her back) as her sponsor might see the pics. says she was offered b 10, 000 for 2 hrs to film a movie with cpt (?) and the guy on viagra, but she declined (2 hrs + him on viagra was too much). before she was a 3-holer and had a perfect body, but now the bolt-ons and no to anal, i won't go with her ever again.

friend 27 ann 1st time, see photo. 086-023-5053, age 22, ibar fl, pop cherry ass, atm, cim

total b 1, 280 = lt b 1, 000 + tip b 100 + slushee shot b 30 + popcorn b 65 + alcohol syringe shot b 95

overall a = service a + face c + body a + total b 1, 280

day 24, sat / 31 aug

friend 13 pupe 4th time, see photo. 2 rounds 2 pops. 3-holer, cim (no atm)

total b 1, 300+ = lt b 1, 300+

overall a = service a + face a + body a + total b 1, 300+

day 25, sun / 1 sep

friend 28 jep, see photo. 086-150-1979, age 35, br fl. 1 round 1 pop

total b 640 = st b 600 + food b 40

overall b = service c + face c + body a + total b 640

friend 29 anny, see photo. 084-462-7054, age 19, ibar fl, normally works pbg bb. 2 rounds 4 pops

total b 1, 250 = lt b 1, 000 + tip b 200 + songtaew b 20 + slushee shot b 30

overall a = service a + face c + body b + total b 1, 250

day 26, mon / 2 sep

friend 27 ann 2nd time, see photo. 086-023-5053, age 22, ibar fl, atm

total b 1, 450 = lt b 1, 000 + tip b 200 + phone top-up money b 80 + slushee shot b 30 + bacardi breezer b 140

overall a = service a + face c + body a + total b 1, 480

day 27, tue / 3 sep

friend 27 ann 3rd time, see photo. 3-holer, atm

total b 1, 710 = lt b 1, 000 + tip b 200 + shisha b 220 + bacardi breezer b 140 + san mig light b 110 + pad thai b 40

overall a = service a + face c + body a + total b 1, 710

day 28, wed / 4 sep

friend 30 ann, see photo, age 26, 087-067-0421, has a kid, br fl, cim

total b 740 = st b 700 + food b 40

overall a = service a + face c + body c + total b 740

friend 31 apple, see photo, age 19, 085-373-4756, ibar fl, normally works bb on naklua's soi 33, pop cherry ass, atm

total b 1, 290 = lt b 1, 000 + tip b 200 + motorbike taxi b 60 + slushee shot b 30

overall a = service a + face c + body c + total b 1, 290

day 29, thu / 5 sep

friend 32 sen, see photo, age 26, has 2 kids, br fl

total b 640 = st b 100 + tip b 500 + food b 40

overall a = service a + face b + body c + total b 640

friend 33 mai, see photo, age 22, 090-820-5653, ibar fl, sometimes works soi 6 miss saigon bb, pop cherry ass, atm

total b 700 = st b 700

overall a = service a + face c + body c + total b 700

day 30, fri / 6 sep

friend 34, see photo, i don't remember anything about this one. wish she had let me take a photo of her front-side so it could jog my memory.

dates mostly unknown:

friend 35, see photo, age 22 (?) , normally works pbg / siren's bb complex, ibar fl,

total b 780 = ld b 130 + st b 500 + ibar drink b 150

overall a = service b + face c + body c + total b 780

friend 35: on my previous trips she wouldn't go with me because i had been with her friend. on this trip i forgot that, bought her a ld and she wouldn't go with me. i see her again at her bb, we exchange numbers and she says she'll go with me but how about midnight. midnight rolls around, she didn't text me (she was expecting me to contact her) so i erroneously assumed she wasn't actually going to go with me. lastly, i see her at ibar, she agrees to st b 500 so i go for it, and it was good so i gave her b 150 to buy herself a drink at ibar.

friend 36, see photo, age 22 (?) , works at a hair salon (?) , ibar fl

total b 910 = st b 700 + ibar drink b 150 + singha beer in my room b 60 (?)

overall b = service b + face c + body b + total b 910

friend 36: met at ibar around 05:00. she wanted lt b 1, 500, i wanted lt b 1, 000, settled on lt b 1, 200. i buy her a ibar beer and her friend an ibar beer. claims to work in a hair salon (?) in bangkok (?) and that her and her friend are vacationing in patts. in my room she further claims that she hadn't had sex in 7 (?) months and that she's really horny, that she had only been with 2 thai guys before and no farangs. if that's true than i'm her first customer, ever. total pocket rocket in bed and screwed my brains out and keeps asking me if it (woman-on-top) is good for me (hell, yeah). her friend calls and needs their room key. friend 36 can't find the key, ask me if i had seen her give it to her friend on outside ibar / ws, so now friend 36 (acts) pissed that she doesn't know where her room key is. friend 36 says she has to go now. she could be lying about the lost room key, but that's a really elaborate story when all she had to say was 'i need give key to my sister. ' instead of lt b 1, 200 i give her st b 700 or b 800, sad that i didn't get any more rounds with her.

friend 37 tauey, age 22 (?) , bf fl, was in a cpt video.

http://www.asianpornforum.com/tag/cr...ieclips/page/4

total b 1, 000 = st b 800 + for photos b 100 + taxi b 100.

overall a = service c + face c + body c + total b 1, 000.

friend 37 tauey i met on my last night in patts. i was walking br around 22:30 and wasn't planning on getting any fl since i had an appointment with friend 27 ann later that night. i come across friend 37 tauey and recognize her from cpt (creampiethais. com) so ask for st. she wants st b 1, 000, i negotiate down to st b 800. in my room i want photos and she says that's tip b 100, which i agree to. she denies ever being in a porn video, i show her the website video of her and she's none too pleased. the sex was ok (banging body, though). i pay st b 800 + photo / tip b 100 and she asks for taxi money and i give her it b 100. yep, i've gotten soft by the end of this trip.

for my last night friend 27 ann and i met around 01:30 and she was to stay with me until 16:00 for lt b 2, 000. got 4 rounds. 4 pops and then it was off to farangland abstinence for me.

the end.

[Jack Of Spades]

I don't see the point in anyone doing "long time". If you take a girl short-time and she likes you, she will stay long time without any extra-fees or discussion. If she doesn't like you or is indifferent, she will leave as soon as she can regardless of "long time".

That makes very good sense. Plus if you are in the middle of a short time and feeling the love there is nothing to stop you trying to renegotiate a long time by agreement.

[Null Avenger]

I've always wondered what percentage of long times work out when you've never done the girl before. There must be a reason so many desireable girls want none of it!

I don't see the point in anyone doing "long time". If you take a girl short-time and she likes you, she will stay long time without any extra-fees or discussion. If she doesn't like you or is indifferent, she will leave as soon as she can regardless of "long time".

[IndianManGood]

On a recent visit the Beach Road is looking pretty unrewarding: less girls than usual, and not many decent ones left. Is it just me are have they almost all gotten fat?

Perhaps the low numbers are due to the rains or they've not yet come back from low-season visits home. Or maybe the lack of benches on Beach Road promenade: I noticed the old low-budget retired farang who used to sit there are gone as well. If you can't afford a 5-star rip-off hotel and incessant drinking, it seems you're not welcome.

Numbers of prostitutes in NANA is down big according to Stickman. I can't argue if you go by how many show up at R4 on any given night. Raids was the culprit. Although number were down prior to the raids too. Just don't make sense.

I just don't buy the Thai econ is booming line. What skills would a prostitute have to offer a business that ends up paying her what she made taking insertions.

Let's see if the girls return 4 high season.

[Opebo]

On a recent visit the Beach Road is looking pretty unrewarding: less girls than usual, and not many decent ones left. Is it just me are have they almost all gotten fat?

Perhaps the low numbers are due to the rains or they've not yet come back from low-season visits home. Or maybe the lack of benches on Beach Road promenade: I noticed the old low-budget retired farang who used to sit there are gone as well. If you can't afford a 5-star rip-off hotel and incessant drinking, it seems you're not welcome.

[Zeppelin029]

I know what you're saying, few reasons.

It's 5am and I still want to get my rocks off.

Don't particularly want to go down the path of complaining. I believe that most girls would prefer not to work in a gogo, and are doing it for whatever reason. Can appreciate a lack of enthusiasm, so I do sympathise and don't want to make things hard unless I really have to.

She will learn, told her not to agree if she didn't want to.

Am sure we've all had dud experiences, sometimes you get lucky, sometimes with alcohol, sleep deprivation and having visited your 5th or 6 th gogo your judgement gets hazy.

Thanks for teaching the girl a lesson.

My question is once girl makes it obvious she isn't into you why would you want her to stay.

[IndianManGood]

Girls like that are not into anything or anyone. They just live by the hour, trying to make it off with the most they can. That's why they work at the go-go, otherwise they would have to dedicate themselves daily to a sponsor, thing that doesn't suit them at all.

I've always wondered what percentage of long times work out when you've never done the girl before. There must be a reason so many desireable girls want none of it!

[Marcos]

Thanks for teaching the girl a lesson.

My question is once girl makes it obvious she isn't into you why would you want her to stay.

Girls like that are not into anything or anyone. They just live by the hour, trying to make it off with the most they can. That's why they work at the go-go, otherwise they would have to dedicate themselves daily to a sponsor, thing that doesn't suit them at all.

[Null Avenger]

BTW. I keep hearing stories of girls who for periods of time or previously were 'not working' because some dude from the West was supporting them from afar. I asked what they did all day "nothing, I got very bored."

No shit, I'd get pretty bored even I just got given money to stay home all the time (it's not like they're millionaires). Just goes to show, despite all that's been written, fiction and non-fiction, the paying for a bargirl to not work whilst the guy goes on living his life and does his twice a year visit for a few weeks at a time is alive and well, even in this day and age.

I think the best chances of a successful "sponsorship" are to get your girl to move away from temptation, to her home back in the country; Or at least send her to finish school / start college. If you don't get her away from other bar girls showing off their latest conquest."Idle hands are the devil's playthings", probably extends to other body parts.

Either way have a third party send you reports on her.

[Zeppelin029]

Good report Zeppelin. If everybody was to not let girls change deals, it wouldn't happen so much.

Where is the Japanese buffet? I knew of one near Soi 6, but has closed doors years ago already.

In the Central mall. Level 6, there's actually a few there. 339 baht for 1 hour 15 minutes of eating glory. Haha.

There's a simliar place in MBK in Bangkok.

BTW. I keep hearing stories of girls who for periods of time or previously were 'not working' because some dude from the West was supporting them from afar. I asked what they did all day "nothing, I got very bored."

No shit, I'd get pretty bored even I just got given money to stay home all the time (it's not like they're millionaires). Just goes to show, despite all that's been written, fiction and non-fiction, the paying for a bargirl to not work whilst the guy goes on living his life and does his twice a year visit for a few weeks at a time is alive and well, even in this day and age.

[Marcos]

Good report Zeppelin. If everybody was to not let girls change deals, it wouldn't happen so much.

Where is the Japanese buffet? I knew of one near Soi 6, but has closed doors years ago already.

[Zeppelin029]

My trip (week long) to Pattaya.

Day 1.

Thought I'd give a Soapy a go. Tried one of the Sabais (the one on 2nd road on the Northbound side). Damage 2500 baht. SOP, not a great deal of enthusiasm, but you expect a great deal in these places as rapport building isn't exactly easy to do.

Thought about retiring afterwards (having spent the better part of the day travelling from Jakarta) , but figured hey, let's explore. Ended up in the first set of beer bars in Walking Street. Pulled a girl, minimal English. Very young. 20? BF 300, LT 1500. Very wet in the morning (oh my, my sheets were stained!)

Day 2.

Went through iBar, Insomnia, on to Lucifers. Ended up chatting to a girl who apparently has been in Pattaya 8 years now and is the age of 31 (no exit plan it would seem). Anyway, got on fantastically well, back to Insomnia at something like 3. At about 4.30 I ask to go back as I'm stuffed. Very good GFE. Exchange numbers, toss up whether to repeat later on.

Day 3.

Received phone calls x 2 from girl from above. Didn't reply, as per my previous post, disaster that occured with girl from Alcatraz and alcohol-induced near miss with a ladyboy.

Day 4.

Make my amends at Alcatraz. Now a bit of a whinge, entered pretty early, about 8.30, bought her and friend a LD. Usual "I need to go dance now", ok fine. At one point appears to be off stage talking to some other dude who appears to have bought her a drink. Dancing finished, she goes and finishes drink with him first. :\ Finally comes back to me."I need to do my hair now." Disappears for another 10 mins, comes down the stairs, Mamasan calls her into office to 'discuss' events of last night. Another 15-20 mins. As hot as she is. I know my luck is not going to be with me even if I take her out so cut my losses, kiss her on the cheek and bail.

End up in Sugarbaby, talk to another girl, seems to get involved with the stage shows etc. Take her out after 2. BF 700, LT 3000 (agree to stay to 10). Take her to eat. Everything fine, get to hotel room,"can I go at 6". Errr no honey, you agreed to 10."I want to go now". No explanation given. Spend 45 mins, including use of google translate to get point across. 3 options are presented, you stay to 10 for 3k, you go at 6 for 2k OR you go now, and I get my BF back in the morning. She reluctanty agrees to ST. I tell her "you probably thing I'm some sort of horrible person" to which she says "a little.".

At the end of the day, I don't want to cause too much trouble hence why I offered her the option of ST. You want 3k to leave at 6? Err. You agreed on something different and I could get you into a lot of trouble. Tell her off. 'don't agree to something you don't want to do. ' Clearly doesn't register with some of these girls (and this seems to transgress international borders, the 'changing of mind' once in the room).

Day 5.

Give Devil's Den ago, girls are ok looking enough. Initial pick is a girl from the L of the yellow line (no anal) , but she chooses a girl from the R. 3 pops including anal with the second girl. Struggle to walk out. Happy chappy. 3600 for 90 minutes. Anyone else think the swing is positioned a little to high unless you're standing on the bed?

At night, decide that I'm looking for someone to keep for the remaining days. End up pulling a nice girl from Soi 7. She likes me, I like her. And interestingly when the question of "how long do you want to stay" comes about, she asks for LT. BF 300, LT 1500.

Likes DATY, but keeps stopping me as she's 'shy'. Session number 2 in the morning doesn't happen as she says she has to go and transfer money. My own fault partially as I slept too much. She asks me to go see her tonight. I say I will think about it.

Day 6.

During the day, end up at Teen Dream Massage. 2 hour oil masage for 750. Ask for the extras, agree to 2k for 2 pops. Ok body, unshaven, face average. Scars on L arm (self-harm). Hmmm, anyway, she cums 3 times. So that makes it worthwhile. Haha.

That evening, return to soi 7 for girl from last night. Take her out, she seems happy to see me. Check out Mix club. And get caught in the rain. Bleh.

Day 7.

She wants to eat the Japanese buffet so we end up parting but meeting there at 1pm. She goes to work at 3. I go to LK Metro to suss a ST proposition prior to meeting her at night. After a while, figure it might be an expensive proposition and if I want to get my rocks off. Should just hit soi 6.

End up in Red Spot bar? 22 year old girl, name "Pussycat", offers 3 holes for 1k, more than the average, but happy to oblige. Takes it like a trooper. She wants me to go party with her tonight. I unfortunately have to decline (turns out BF here is 500 baht) , she does say to me "no-one's going to kill you." True as that may be, I am a man of my word. Visit my dearest at soi 7, take her out until I leave the next day.

Sad to leave, my repeat was not the tallest, or prettiest, or had the best body. But was very sweet to me (picked up a nasty cough in my travels. She went off to the pharmacy down the road and bought Strepsils for me).

Overall impressions of Pattaya.

Lots of poon to be had, depending how much, or little you want to spend. Plenty of stunners in the Gogos, but lots of very very quiet bars (well, it is low season).

Agree that Baccara has the best girls, but it's a zoo. Sensations also is teeming with girls. Re. LK Metro, not as attractive, but few places open early (around 2-3pm). Interestingly, one of the girls told me there's a 2-8pm shift, wonder what they do after if they don't get BF?

Would I return? Probably, do like the resort-esque nature (as opposed to Angeles) , English proficiency can be patchy. And I know it's been asked / discussed before, but why so many Russians? I didn't see this many in Phuket.

[Amex Spg]

Does anyone know this guy?

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...XP1ly80raF0AAW

I know of him and I've walked past him on BR a few times. I never had a reason to talk to him. If anyone has questions you seriously want me to ask him (eg you want to hire him to protect your Thai lady) , let me know. If I run in to him when I'm there in Nov I can ask him on your behalf.

1) Talking to BM Eamonn (a friend of Sharky's and an acquaintance of mine) :

- Sharky's a nice guy, easy to talk to.

- He loves to work out (that's how him and Eamonn started chatting, it was at their Pattaya gym).

2) A discussion thread on another forum, BMs said that:

- Sharky's a nice guy, easy to talk to.

- Supposedly he was a loan shark back in Australia.

- He claims working girls give him protection money but the number of claimed clients (100? Or whatever) and his protection price seems too high.

Example: if he's getting B 500 (US $17) per week x 100 clients = B 50, 000 / week ($1, 700 / week). Hard to believe he's getting B 20, 000+ per month ($6, 800+/mo). Even 1/4th that would be hard to imagine.

- Hard to believe that WGs would pay a Sharky / any foreigner protection money when they could get Thai guys / boyfriends to perform the same function, probably for less money. Or, on an as needed basis (eg instead of weekly protection payments just a one time fee for some Thai guys to teach the abusive / bad customer a lesson).

- Supposedly when a farang abused one of Sharky's clients, he did end up stabbing the farang in the arm. Supposedly the stabbing victim was an English teacher which would indicate that farang was an expat. (If it's true the English teacher abused a Thai lady, he got what he deserved by being stabbed / roughed up).