Pattaya Reports

[Luvpuss]

http://tuktukpatrol.com/t1/2012/11/0...i-tits-rattle/

Kam from tuk tuk porn.

I stumbled across this. I met this girl last time in Pattaya. She is on Thailove links.

When I met her she made it clear it was p4p. Her service same as the video shows.

[Mr Enternational]

For those renting long term most and pay for water and electrical these units aren't cleaned often since when they are full of dust causes the units to labor and people have a habit of turning down the temp to get the room cooler this drives up your cost unit. I had a friend stay a place and he had the unit at 18 C, and the room wasn't that cool. His monthly bill was over a 1, 000 baht, I climbed up remove the screen washed them off put them back in and his bill went down by a bunch.

Same thing happened to me when I got back last month. When I do Spring cleaning I take the things out and rinse them off. But I had not even been here in a couple of months so I thought they should have been fine. Chicks were coming in saying how hot it was. I thought it was me making them that way since I am such a stud. Finally I noticed that I would turn mine down to 18, but the thermostat would never go under 24. So I told the guy who manages the building. He came in while I was gone. Later he told me that he cleaned the filters and that should do it. It worked like a charm. I think my bill last month was about 1700 and I didn't even get the benefit of the air being cool until half way through the month.

[LittleBigMan]

Split type A / C filter never need replacement, are made of plastic that you can just wash under the shower. I do that everytime I can remember about. For an extra effect put some drops of aroma oil on it.

This is correct!

Unless your'e staying in a hotel with central aircon system usually in the high end a room for 700 baht most likely have the ones mounted on the wall near the ceiling with a remote control. These system as noted have the black plastic ones that can be removed and cleaned yourself very easy.

Take a end table or chair when the unit is off and flip open the cover and you will usually see a set of plaster filters on each side. Look at the way it is slided in before removing. Just ply it loose and slip it out and rinse them off and pad them dry. Look at the grill above the unit and if it is full of dust use a wet cloth or damp paper towel and gently wipe across the top of the unit. Do not tap or blow into the unit this might cause dust to fall into the unit drain tube when this happens once the unit is turn on the dust lodged in the tube will cause the unit to freeze up and once that happens it will start to drip water.

For those renting long term most and pay for water and electrical these units aren't cleaned often since when they are full of dust causes the units to labor and people have a habit of turning down the temp to get the room cooler this drives up your cost unit. I had a friend stay a place and he had the unit at 18 C, and the room wasn't that cool. His monthly bill was over a 1, 000 baht, I climbed up remove the screen washed them off put them back in and his bill went down by a bunch.

If you are getting sick or waking up with a sore throat. This is usually due to the location of the unit being directly blowing over the bed or right at your face. If this is the case just take you hand if you are tall or a stick and push the flap up slightly so it blows higher this usually take care of the problem.

LBM

[Marcos]

Filters here are very expensive. Like 500 baht versus $2 in the USA. I bought an air cleaner / ionizer for 4500 baht the other day. Works wonders.

Split type A / C filter never need replacement, are made of plastic that you can just wash under the shower. I do that everytime I can remember about. For an extra effect put some drops of aroma oil on it.

[Dr BJ]

i just opened an email telling me [CodeWord901]'s in lk metro closed down yesterday, saturday march 17. is there anyone in pattaya who can shed some light on this please?

regards,

bj

[Loxfun]

Hi guys,

Just a quick thank you to Amex spg. He was kind enough to take a novice to the Pattaya scene on a tour last night and it was very enjoyable have to say. Showed me round, pointed out the various clubs, showed me a few of them and of course the contents. He has given detailed reports in the past and some of you guys knocked him. All I'm saying is he is a good guy who will help out if he can.

[Mr Enternational]

Woke up this morning, and sick. Knew it was the AC was blowing dirty air, and I am really sensitive to that. I told them to swap out the filter, and I would pay for it. The same thing happened back the States, and the hotel pretty much laughed at me, at that was over $60 / night. My hotel at 700 baht said no problem and they paid for it themselves. Suspect it not been changed in ten years. Fixed my problem.

Filters here are very expensive. Like 500 baht versus $2 in the USA. I bought an air cleaner / ionizer for 4500 baht the other day. Works wonders.

Last evening found one gal with a group of friends near entrance of Walking Street. She was absolutely hot. 23 years. Just visiting from who knows where. As always my approach is: "You come with me?","How much you want." Note that most gals say 1000 for ST. This really bothers me, not only because I am king cheap charlie, but only a few years ago 500 baht was the norm for ST. I always counter with "I love you 700 baht." and am willing to negotiate up to 800 baht. Those of you paying 1000 for ST are not helping.

You should know by now that you can't tell these guys anything.

Frick, the Russian gals are stunners. Not all of them, but a lot of them are absolutely gorgeous. Are Russians always that pretty, even in their own country? Last time back in the States, gals a disaster. Friend of mine married gal, and after she gave birth her weight doubled. Tripled.

Russian, Mexican, Indian under 30: stunner. 30-35: transition. 35+: Ewwwww!

[Popper1]

On the whole Vit V / Vit C controversy, personally at times use Vit C. Used Vit V, and IMO it sucks. Lasts like an hour, and after done, nothing. Get a weekend out of Vit C tablet. Just take half now and half later. Picked up my Vit C generics back in AC, Phil and for CHEAP. And I mean CHEAAAPPPPP. Suspect I paid a fourth of what it goes for here in Pattaya.

YMMV.

Here in Pattaya friend of mine recommended Storect. It's this natural herbal product. Am pretty skeptical of these things, but I believe it worked and pretty well. Paid 600 for four tablets. Will try it again soon. Except for about a ten day break, have had a gal or two every day now for like two months. Getting bit worn.

Did the LeCarre few days ago. Wow.

Woke up this morning, and sick. Knew it was the AC was blowing dirty air, and I am really sensitive to that. I told them to swap out the filter, and I would pay for it. The same thing happened back the States, and the hotel pretty much laughed at me, at that was over $60 / night. My hotel at 700 baht said no problem and they paid for it themselves. Suspect it not been changed in ten years. Fixed my problem.

Last evening found one gal with a group of friends near entrance of Walking Street. She was absolutely hot. 23 years. Just visiting from who knows where. As always my approach is: "You come with me?","How much you want." Note that most gals say 1000 for ST. This really bothers me, not only because I am king cheap charlie, but only a few years ago 500 baht was the norm for ST. I always counter with "I love you 700 baht." and am willing to negotiate up to 800 baht. Those of you paying 1000 for ST are not helping.

She frigging gorgeous, but no BJ and complained throughout. Lots of gals I've had refuse to give BJs w/out a condom. New phenomenon? That's the thing. While I like normal gals, too often they are just lacking in experience necessary. Still, a great ride, and finally after she came I jokingly demanded 500 baht.

Frick, the Russian gals are stunners. Not all of them, but a lot of them are absolutely gorgeous. Are Russians always that pretty, even in their own country? Last time back in the States, gals a disaster. Friend of mine married gal, and after she gave birth her weight doubled. Tripled. What happened to my country anyway? Wasn't America a cool place at one time? Tell you, I am tempted to learn Russian and head North, cause even average Russian would rate an eight back in the States. And those who are hot, model quality easily, and lots of them are frigging sizzling. Guess the solution is more USA McDonald's, HFCS, pink slime, and GM crops.

Tonight walking 2nd road. Passed Billion, Pump sta, and Golden Gals. Man, those gals looked skanky. Not that I have anything against skanky women mind you, but they really do need better talent. Walking 2nd and found this gal who lives and works at some bar beer in Jontien. As always,"You want short or long time?" "Short time." "How much you want?" "1000 baht." "I love you 700 baht." "OK." She 23, has a kid. Thin. Real thin. Can't complain, but the best I've had in the sack thus far are a few of my regulars, and Soi 6. Here is her picture as she entered the shower.



--Popper

[Marcos]

Now, similar to most of us males here, we don't intimately know the pain and body changes that occur with childbirth but read this, she gave birth on a motorbike.

http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2...-on-motorbike/

Please don't hate me for posting too frequently. I read two things in this weird piece of news. First, that the baby had born already, was being carried by her criminal mother looking for a place where to dispose of it, but then, voluntarily or not, was dropped straight from the motorbike.

And second, that apparently when is about unexpected birth, Thais make an exception to their rule to not help people in distress or having suffered an accident. Compare to the Bangkok cop that helped to life to some dozen babies already.

On this topic, the other night driving on Suk. I saw how they handle accidents, police just parked a car to shield the guy on the ground from traffic, he was still half down, like trying to come back to his senses. I seemed to me that he had a spineboard put on him, although I'm not totally sure. However everybody was standing far away and he was left alone to endure his pain and misery before the ambulance arrived. I did not stopped because professional help was on his way already, but if that wasn't the case I would have and gave first help, then they can sue my sorry ass from the other side of the world.

[FreebieFan]

Now, similar to most of us males here, we don't intimately know the pain and body changes that occur with childbirth but read this, she gave birth on a motorbike. http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2...-on-motorbike/

[Dante2]

Watch out for a girl who works the beer bars with the boxing ring just before walking street. She has "anny" tattooed on her arm. I dropped some weed in the short time room upstairs, she then tried to extort me for a few thousand baht. Then she opened door and screamed for security, two thai guys turn up, needless to say, I wasnt having a bar of it, so walked over her and them, and got the hell out of dodge. My own fault for carrying drugs, but hey, I'm weak haha, this is all.

Just curios where did you get the weed?

(no I'm not going to buy any)

(no really, I'm not)

[Betong]

Just in case you show up early on Soi 6 and find your favorite bar still closed: the cops are doing one of their periodic harassment efforts, telling the bars they can't open till 6 pm. The first couple days, earlier this week, most didn't. Now they're gradually reopening at the usual time in the early afternoon. The girls today were telling me that it takes a daily payment of B7500 (B15, 000 for the big ones) to open early so it's a nice little income earner for the cops. Usually these things wind down within a few days but with that kind of profit, who knows this time.

[Dr BJ]

Does anyone have the scoop on Apcalis? I have been pushing Kamagra off on my friends for the longest and wanted to make a switch. My usual Kamagra supply line has even dried up. It took me the longest but I finally found someone with Apcalis, but the price was 700 baht / 4 servings. I didn't expect it to be that much. Authentic Cialis was 2200 baht / 4 servings. The new Thai version of Viagra, Sidegra, was 180 baht / 4 servings, although I found it at another place 2 doors down for 100. Neither place had Kamagra either. The lady said that the police have cracked down on the generic imports since Thailand has their own version now.

I found this on a different forum.

Now that lbm123 has mentioned "Sidegra" (sometimes spelt,"Silegra") I feel it's time to put this thread to rest and clear up any confusion that might have been caused by a few other misspellings about the legalities of possession, usage and distribution of the various Erectile Disfunction medications available here in LOS and any possible repercussions.

FACT:

Viagra ("Sildenafil Citrate" manufactured by Phizer) ,

Cialis ("Tadalafil" manufactured by Eli Lilley) and.

Levitra ("Vardenafil hydrochloride" manufactired by Bayer Bayer)

ARE ALL LICENSED by FDA to be legally distributed / sold in LOS by Approved Hospitals, Clinics and Pharmacies. That is why you will often notice overhead signs or in windows as you wander through the streets. That is not to say.

That you won't be able to also purchase some of the non-licensed products "under the counter" as well.

FACT:

Kamagra (Generic Sildenafil Citrate manufactured in India)

Apcalis (Generic Tadalafil also manufactured in India)

ARE NOT Legal for Distribution or sale in LOS although they are widely availablein many of the establishments mentioned above. Do not be misguided iinto thinking all Indian versions are copies and don't work because they do.

They are just cheaper. You should also be aware that there are counterfeit copies available which even come in what appears to be the original boxes and tubs. You ARE safe buying an individually sealed bubble-pop pack of.

Tablets or capsules.

FICTION:

Various urban myths have sprung up over the years including a few April Fools jokes issued by some 'friends' of ours on a certain other Forum.

LAWFUL:

Thai Law will permit you to bring 30 Days worth of most medications for peronal consumption provided you have a valid letter from your GP. NB This does not include any form of Class 1 Narcotics or synthetic opioid like Methadone and Class 2 drugs including any form of marijuana for whatever reason. You can probably sneak in a month's supply+ of something like Viagra but filling up a suitcase with hundreds of boxes will not go down well with customs Officers when you claim just to be a horny Monger! Also, proof of the fact that you may be a VIP Member of barladies. Com will not work either.

THE SOLUTION:

Sidegra (the Thai Generic tablet) is becoming more and more available everywhere. IT WORKS with all the familiar effects and various side effects associated with the others. Find an ED tablet, gel or capsule that works best for your body and stick with it.

At the end of the day, they are all the SAME SAME BUT DIFFERENT! :mfr_closed1:

Be seeing you.

Hope it is of some use.

Regards.

BJ

[Dr BJ]

Spent a few days with a lovely girl from the "frog" bar, in the first beer bar complex as you enter walking street, across from the new ago go bar, sugar I think it was called. Lovely girl in there, calls herself M. She only cost me 2000bht for 3 days, only charged me the first night, think she was happy to just hang out with me, and just paid her bar fines, very nice girl, kinda fiesty, but I like that. Here's her pic I got off her facebook.

Seems you got a nice result there. A good lady at a very good price. Incidentally the last time I was in Pattaya was mid December and I saw a very slim girl dancing in the same bar (frog) did you notice if she is still there. Never did get round to asking about BF'ing her but may do the next time I am down there.

Regards,

BJ

[Mr Enternational]

Does anyone have the scoop on Apcalis? I have been pushing Kamagra off on my friends for the longest and wanted to make a switch. My usual Kamagra supply line has even dried up. It took me the longest but I finally found someone with Apcalis, but the price was 700 baht / 4 servings. I didn't expect it to be that much. Authentic Cialis was 2200 baht / 4 servings. The new Thai version of Viagra, Sidegra, was 180 baht / 4 servings, although I found it at another place 2 doors down for 100. Neither place had Kamagra either. The lady said that the police have cracked down on the generic imports since Thailand has their own version now.