Pattaya Reports

[Rick Rock]

If you have one of these Pro looking cameras, you can always play the story that you are a Photographer in the US, you shoot many models. When Back in the room you can ask if they want some professional beauty shots. I am sure it could lead to kinky pics. Who knows.

Tried it before actually. Helped that I've actually had photography published and can prove it. But still hasn't worked for me in Thailand. I don't WTF is going on with that. I remember when you could take pics all you wanted, ST or LT with every girl, never a complaint.

Correct. My M. O. is non-pros (70%) , Beach Road (400 baht) + room (100 baht) for ST (5%) , discos for LT (1000 baht / 25%). Every damn week I'm meeting a chick who works in a gogo but is hanging in the disco anyway, plus I grew up in the strip clubs of Atlanta so I'm pretty jaded as far as naked girls on a stage goes. (A couple of years ago me and a wingman met two Devil's Den chicks in the disco and they didn't want any money at all!) I don't even step into bars or gogos unless someone is in town and is twisting my arm. I have my own bar with about 30 bottles of liquor in the crib. Then in the discos that I frequent I keep a bottle of Sangsom to sip for 1000 baht. Of course it is only 250 in the store, but I'm not complaining. It's not like I have to pay a cover charge or anything.

I dig it, but when I go to Pattaya it's to shop at the meat market. Go in, grab what I like, get out. I could score girls in clubs back in New York any day of the week. Just not my scene anymore.

Had enough loud music for a life time, don't like dancing, and don't particularly care about drinking at all anymore. I really only want to fuck.

With Beach Road girls I've never been able to do pics either. I usually take one a day before the main course. I try to take my time and pick out the gems in their early 20's though. This may have something to do with it.

[Mr Enternational]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you don't even take girls out of Go Gos right? You say you like "freebies" or whatever? Or am I confusing you with someone else.

Correct. My M. O. is non-pros (70%) , Beach Road (400 baht) + room (100 baht) for ST (5%) , discos for LT (1000 baht / 25%). Every damn week I'm meeting a chick who works in a gogo but is hanging in the disco anyway, plus I grew up in the strip clubs of Atlanta so I'm pretty jaded as far as naked girls on a stage goes. (A couple of years ago me and a wingman met two Devil's Den chicks in the disco and they didn't want any money at all!) I don't even step into bars or gogos unless someone is in town and is twisting my arm. I have my own bar with about 30 bottles of liquor in the crib. Then in the discos that I frequent I keep a bottle of Sangsom to sip for 1000 baht. Of course it is only 250 in the store, but I'm not complaining. It's not like I have to pay a cover charge or anything.

[NicFrenchy]

I tried to negotiate prior a few times, like still in the Go Go but it always made things worse. They were usually repulsed by the idea and it turned them cold quick. Some of the other hard bodies I've pulled from WS speak no English, but do a hell of a sign language routine when you whip the old Nikkon out back in the room!

If you have one of these Pro looking cameras, you can always play the story that you are a Photographer in the US, you shoot many models. When Back in the room you can ask if they want some professional beauty shots. I am sure it could lead to kinky pics. Who knows.

[Rick Rock]

usually do bring condoms from home (usa) although they are japanese manufactured (american condoms are like wearing garbage bags, way too thick, even the "ultrathins"). not going to be an option this time. so what are the options in pattaya? just what has been said? i'm looking for something decent like okuma or kimono microthin. 2 or. 3, .4 mm at the most.

i don't do shit but take out my camera and start snapping away. never had a problem. and you know i don't give tips or extra money for any add-ons. call me flat rate frank. ask tomjackin how he does it. i don't think he has ever had a problem either.

never works for me. they always start freaking out. idk man, pulled hundreds of thai girls from bars, br, gogos, massage shops, etc. and none have ever been cool with nude pics for at least the last 2 years. i don't think it's because i'm a sucker. take nude pics most other places i go. probably have them from 15 countries at least. only occasional issues in the philippines,

correct me if i'm wrong, but you don't even take girls out of go gos right? you say you like "freebies" or whatever? or am i confusing you with someone else.

true, it becomes increasingly difficult but you can arrange it with the girl beforehands to let you take pictures. sw will usually agree. most girls will not be against it but may ask for money in return.

be careful though, i think there is a lawsuit against a foreigner posting a pic of a girl on the web without her consent, she says he portrayed her in a derogatory manner. if he loses, it's bye bye thailand forever and either money or jail time. be careful out there.

yea, i know it's illegal. kinda like speeding in your car i guess. i'll take my chances (if i can get any!).

wouldn't put my face in any pics nor leave any trail back to me, so at least the kind of situation you portrayed wouldn't be a worry.

i tried to negotiate prior a few times, like still in the go go but it always made things worse. they were usually repulsed by the idea and it turned them cold quick. some of the other hard bodies i've pulled from ws speak no english, but do a hell of a sign language routine when you whip the old nikkon out back in the room!

[SwagMeOut]

Hey guys,

So my first time Thailand. First whoring trip too LOL. So I started in Bangkok and now I'm in Pattaya. I just wanted to know where I can get the best 'bang for my buck'. The gogo bars seem very expensive. 2000 baht for ST and 600 bar fine. Got it to 2,150 all in. Another place girl said 1000 baht and 3 or 400 bar fine can't quite remember, but I wasn't so into her. I know there are freelancers to be had much cheaper, or even at massage parlours. Where can I find them? Too many police around beach road because of the Christmas festivities so I didn't see any working. Or maybe I am looking in the wrong place on beach road?

I know Bangkok is supposed to be more expensive. But I actually have found it better so far. If anyone knows where girls can be had for 1000 baht or less please let me know. On a side note I'm really enjoying it out here in Thailand, it's crazy as hell!

[Mr Enternational]

Been to Thailand dozens of times, many adventures in Pattaya, still two things I haven't figured out and hope some seasoned mongers can help.

1. A reliable place to buy quality lube and condoms. Is there something better than the crap they sell at Seven 11 that I have been missing all this time?

As always bring your own condoms. I stock up on Magnums from Walmart when I am in the States and when I get home to Pattaya I dump them in my sex drawer.

2. How to get girls to let you take pictures nude and during sex in 2013. Used to be no problem, then hit or miss, now I find very few will be photographed at all. What's the deal?

I don't do shit but take out my camera and start snapping away. Never had a problem. And you know I don't give tips or extra money for any add-ons. Call me Flat Rate Frank. Ask Tomjackin how he does it. I don't think he has ever had a problem either.

[NicFrenchy]

1. A reliable place to buy quality lube and condoms. Is there something better than the crap they sell at Seven 11 that I have been missing all this time?

Where are you from? I think you better check out what is available at your home country first.

If not, BOOTS have all the Gel Plays from Durex which do work well for me. KY has also never failed (ok, if pounding for a long time you may need to apply KY more than once)

As far as condoms go, I also would love to know about a place to buy them. I heard Seacon Square in BKK has a sex shop but never got to visit as it's out of the way.

2. How to get girls to let you take pictures nude and during sex in 2013. Used to be no problem, then hit or miss, now I find very few will be photographed at all. What's the deal? I especially want to photo some of the hard bodies with prime cups I pull out of the go gos. I know people are still taking pics, and lots of them. All the Thai porn sites and then the amateur submissions like "submit your Thai" are chock full. What are they doing? Huge tips or something?

True, it becomes increasingly difficult but you can arrange it with the girl beforehands to let you take pictures. SW will usually agree. Most girls will not be against it but may ask for money in return.

Be careful though, I think there is a lawsuit against a foreigner posting a pic of a girl on the web without her consent, she says he portrayed her in a derogatory manner. If he loses, it's bye bye Thailand forever and either money or Jail time. Be careful out there.

[Lone Punter]

A few days ago I had to show a friend around in Pattaya. After an obligatory visit to the overcrowded Windmill we went to Angelwitch and left only around 2 am. A lot of deja-vu as I saw my first AW-show some 10 years ago at NEP but they always seem to reinvent themselves quite well. The top dancers are stunning and unfortunately too busy to mingle with the crowd but the corps du ballet who appears between the acts has plenty of attractive girls. The later the night, the more more of the classical SM-inspired acts to the dark sound of Rammstein. My friend barfined a dancer and we even returned for a second night in a row and it was perfect entertainment all night again, quite a variation in the show too.

[Rick Rock]

Been to Thailand dozens of times, many adventures in Pattaya, still two things I haven't figured out and hope some seasoned mongers can help.

1. A reliable place to buy quality lube and condoms. Is there something better than the crap they sell at Seven 11 that I have been missing all this time?

2. How to get girls to let you take pictures nude and during sex in 2013. Used to be no problem, then hit or miss, now I find very few will be photographed at all. What's the deal? I especially want to photo some of the hard bodies with prime cups I pull out of the go gos. I know people are still taking pics, and lots of them. All the Thai porn sites and then the amateur submissions like "submit your Thai" are chock full. What are they doing? Huge tips or something?

Cheers

[Crocodilexp]

If you take a girl off the street you have absolutely no comeback in case of problems.

Pattaya bars are not exactly shining exemplars of amazing customer service either. If she steals something minor from you, they'll probably do exactly nothing. If she drugs you (the most common MO) , you might not remember much anyway. If she managed to steal a large amount of money, she'll be off to the village, and all that going to the bar would do for you is perhaps obtain a real name on the police report. Basically, prevention is key, afterwards you have little or no recourse anyway.

The best precaution is to make them show I'd card at the entrance and have the hotel retain a copy of it. This applies to freelancers as much as bargirls.

Most importantly, they are dressed, you can't see their body. If get a GoGo girl there will be no surprises.

After a few years of mongering, finding yet-another-hard-body is trivial. However, finding a girl with a proper attitude and chemistry is not as common and worth much more to me. This can be discovered far more easily in a more relaxed beach road environment. Of course, other people may have different priorities.

[Crocodilexp]

I have been walking down BR the last few nights and I have never seen this large amount of girls available in all my years of traveling to the LOS.

This can mean a few of things: Girls can't find work even on high season for whatever reason. Or there are plenty of bargains to be had. Or there are many desperate women out there at this point and time.

Finally, a report with some substance. Glad to hear BR is coming back into shape, it was in a bit of a slump few months back.

[Devilspinkick]

still messing around here in pattaya. i was slowed down a bit due to catching a cold, i was hacking up yellowish crud over the weekend. got some needed rest and popped some medicine pills and now i'm back up to speed. hit some of the beer bars very briefly, but before long was back into some go-gos. sadly it seems that prolonged time in the go-gos tend to make the dames there a bit loopy. or maybe it's just me.

happy a go-go on ws has some cute dames in there plus one superstar lady that actually reminds me of a latina the way she dances. in fact, she sort of resembles shakira. the two times i've visited this go-go one of the mamasans is trying to get me to bf them. the hell! one of them was probably quite the looker maybe ten years past and 25lbs less but that was then. now? no way. it is an ok place and at least they didn't hassle me for drinks constantly the way some paces do.

i sort of like the moon a go-go, though the interior lighting makes it hard to have a good look at the dames. perhaps on purpose? i met one lass in there with a great body, average face though. i was bored late monday evening so decided to check out tiger go-go. walked upstairs, the place was dead. found a side exit that connects to another go-go called shark so i roamed over there. stepped in the joint and noticed a handful of lean cuties so i figured i'd hang out for a while. had a hard time deciding, but i eventually shot my green pointer at a petite gal with a great tight body. called herself pawn. she came over to sit down and greet me, but she seemed really shy. one of the mamasans came over and we had drinks & chatted a bit. out of nowhere the mamasan asked me if she could touch my the*ck. i'm like "whatever", figuring that she just wants to do a size check so she can let pawn know that i'm not too big. well damn, she starts rubbing and stroking on me. i don't find her attractive but i couldn't help but get hard. damn! she keeps rubbing and touching me and rubbing my nipples. then she starts rubbing her nipples and flicking her tongue at me and she definitely appears turned on. meanwhile pawn is just sitting there staring off into space. i think she might have touched me twice during this whole time. mamasan is still rubbing on me and commenting on my "package"; then she asks me if i'm going to bf pawn. i was like "hell. it looks like i should be bfing you","too bad you aren't my type". this was just too weird. pawn was hot but we didn't seem to have any chemistry so i said that i wouldn't bar fine her that night. somehow my tab came up to 1260baht. only had a few drinks, maybe they added on a c*ck massage charge.

have visited the lk metro area some more. took the time to check out bliss lounge, it's close to soi lk metro and was easy to find. just like at [CodeWord900], if you don't pick someone outside then the next one on rotation will automatically claim you. thus, i checked out the dames siting outside the entrance. let's see, old, old, fat, fat, old, fat, etc. i was gone.

for christmas i decided to be extra evil and hit the devil's den. i figured this time i would just show up and see who was available. i stepped through the doors around 5pm and greeted the "guy". he then called in the ladies. i had decided that this time i would pick both women and it would be based on nothing more than body type. since my preferred type is skinny, i simply picked out the two thinnest dames that catch my i. one was vanessa & the other called herself sasha. we grabded some drinks and went upstairs to the adjacent hotel rooms. though we got off to a slow start after showering i turned out to be quit pleased with my choices. sasha had an especially nice tight little body (which i like anyway). vanessa was no slouch either, not as toned but still lean and a very cute face. we started the sasha giving bj while vanessa rode my face, then they changed positions for a while. doggy with sasha (glorious) , mish with vanessa, doggy with vanessa, mish with sasha. i had brought my own stash of condoms but forgot to bring my lube so they used some of that crappy ky when necessary. btw- no anal stuff. not to say that i won't do anal but i don't make a habit of it either. definitely not into women sticking things into any of my orificies. but if a guy is into such things then this is a place to go. since i hadn't "peaked" yet, i decided that a good way to finish would be to a good ol' two headed bj. with this task vanessa provided most of the suction but sasha definitely played a part. all in all a rather good session at the dd. the bill for 90mons came out to 3620baht, i tipped each lady 1000baht for a not-exactly-pse-but-good-enough level of service. they seemed rather pleased with the donation.

and what the hell is santa doing? giving presents to snot-nosed kids!

dsk

[Werqweq]

Shit dude. Are you a sensitive child? What a wimp.

These are your complaints. Go home then.

You give a SW a smart ass comment and expect her to be nice?

You are drunk and flip a dude off and you expect nothing in return?

Just say to the Boat scalper,"no thanks".

You seem to be a senstive child like wimp. What a loser. Go home and get a life!

Are you a Thai working in Pattaya?

[Dr BJ]

I have no problem with you biz guys, I'm glad you do what you do. You have a fine establishment. I think we can all agree variety is he spice of life. SW one day, BJ joint the next. It's all good.

Spoken like a true gentleman. Indeed variety is the spice of life, whether it is ladies or alcohol!

Regards,

BJ

[JesseJames]

Very true words. However the point you are missing here is that I don't have a business establishment in Pattaya so have no vested interest in dissuading people to take FL's from BR.

Regards,

BJ

I have no problem with you biz guys, I'm glad you do what you do. You have a fine establishment. I think we can all agree variety is he spice of life. SW one day, BJ joint the next. It's all good.