Pattaya Reports

[Intlluv]

Ok first of all forgive me for the spelling, punctuation errors, and for not putting this report in the proper essay format ect. I'm on my droid at work and have some free time and decided I will write a report to help out other newbies as some of your reports have helped me in the past. Got to give back. The whole 'cirlce mentality'. I will however keep some of the things and game that I've learned and some of the great spots and bars I found, that not so many people seem to know of, to myself. Hey thats why there so great. Not everybody knows LOL. And besides, finding some of these things out for yourself will only make your game stronger but don't worry I will inform you of the scams and hustles I encountered.

AIRLINES- I flew out of SFO on a Wednesday afternoon (west coast time) and didn't arrive in Bangkok until Friday morning (east coast time. Far East coast time.) I flew with Asiana and holy shit do they have some fine women stewardesses! All of them polite mostly Japanese and all tall! Talk about eye candy. Couldn't stop smiling and they knew it. Loved how they always bumb into me amd turned around with a smile and said sardy (sorry) as waited for the wink wink. Sigh. That did not happen. The food was tolorable and there were all the latest movies to watch and the plane was faily comfortable. Best flight I've been on yet. Cost was 1200usd. I booked 2 months in advance through expedia. I took the advice of a fellow monger who said to look at the flight as part of your vacation. As part of your voyage instead of looking at it like "Fuck thats a long ass flight how am I going to get through it". but fuck that was along ass flight! LOL. But the advice did kinda help and I didn't mind it. My layover was in korea and it was snowing so the flight was delayed but I was so damn excited and didn't mind bc I knew I came this far and was almost there. I just bumbed the latest hip hop in my headphones, bobbed my head to the music and waited. I emailed Micheal, who runs Dancewathers, that I'd be running late and to tell the taxi guy. He emailed back and assured me everything would be cool and my room and the cute check girl was waiting for me! I'm like "Yes!". Well the flight was hella late due to the fact it was snowing fuckin softball outside. So 8 hours later I arrived to BKK and was feeling like k was on top of the world until I ran into my first scam. After a quick pass through customs and 2 minute wait for my bags I walk out looking for Gate 3.

Which is where I'm suppose to meet the taxi guy with my name on it. I see a limo / taxi stand Right by the luggage courosel and smiled at her and she smiled back and ask if I needed a ride. No thanks but ah where is gate 3? Right out front just walk through the doors she said and pointed. Ok cool thanks. So I walk out and see a crowd of people with signs but NONE with MY name on it. Damn. Ok well maybe I'm not at gate three. I ask the lady at the some tour booth is this gate three? She smiled, reveiling a crooked smile and a gold tooth and said Yaaesss. The gold tooth shoulda been my first clue she was a hustler. LOL. Then she says. Do you need a taxi? No thanks I'm waiting for my driver hes suplose to meet me at gate 3? But maybe if he doesn't come. Ok she says and walks away. Fuck. Now I don't have my thai phone yet and calling micheal will cost a fortune! (no I didn't think to text. Anxiety had took over) ok don't panic. Theres a payfone! Now either my dumb ass couldn't figure out how the fone works or it just didn't work! I walk back to where I think is gate three and here's the same lady. With a slick ass grin. So no driver she says? No not yet. I walk back and fourth looking at the 20 plus people with signs but none with My name. I then ask another worker. Is this gate 3. They say "yes" right here is 3. No driver fuck it so I call micheal and one of his workers picks up and can barely understand my english and with bad connection but she tells me hes there just look for him. Nooooo hes not here but ok. For 20 minutes I wait. Look. Nothing. I'm getting frustrated and here come gold tooth hustla lady. I can get a taxi for you. Ok how much. 3000 bht! WTF! No thanks. Ok how about 2500 bht? Actually she doesn't say the amount she has a calculator and punches in the numbers and shows me. (which almost everybody whos tryna sell you somthin does) No thanks. Anyway. I another worker is this gate three they say yes you need taxi? Ok how much. 2200 bht! Fuck you. So I take a breth and walk further down about a 100 feet or so and guess what. Another 20 people with signs and one has my name on! Gate 3! LOL. My dumb ass was at gate 5 and they all knew it but was tryna get me to take their taxi. Finally on to Pattaya.

Sorry bros but got to finish some things at work. Didn't think it take this long but fuck it. If I'm going to write a report I guess ill be thourough. I'll continue tomorrow. Peace

[TomJackin]

True words. As long as mongers don't get drunk and show Thai people their 'finger fuck' then they shouldn't get their faces beaten with chairs. Genius!

Just arrived in Pattaya again. Fucking stalls are out in masse.

And when the venders are working, the Coconut bar goes to shit!

[How14]

Hey guys,

So my first time Thailand. First whoring trip too LOL. So I started in Bangkok and now I'm in Pattaya. I just wanted to know where I can get the best 'bang for my buck'. The gogo bars seem very expensive. 2000 baht for ST and 600 bar fine. Got it to 2, 150 all in. Another place girl said 1000 baht and 3 or 400 bar fine can't quite remember, but I wasn't so into her. I know there are freelancers to be had much cheaper, or even at massage parlours. Where can I find them? Too many police around beach road because of the Christmas festivities so I didn't see any working. Or maybe I am looking in the wrong place on beach road?

I know Bangkok is supposed to be more expensive. But I actually have found it better so far. If anyone knows where girls can be had for 1000 baht or less please let me know. On a side note I'm really enjoying it out here in Thailand, it's crazy as hell!

If you couldn't find a girl on Beach Road your name must me Stevie Wonder. Try Soi 25 at Soi Buakow, or Soi Honey, plenty of wank places there.

[How14]

Been to Thailand dozens of times, many adventures in Pattaya, still two things I haven't figured out and hope some seasoned mongers can help.

1. A reliable place to buy quality lube and condoms. Is there something better than the crap they sell at Seven 11 that I have been missing all this time?

2. How to get girls to let you take pictures nude and during sex in 2013. Used to be no problem, then hit or miss, now I find very few will be photographed at all. What's the deal? I especially want to photo some of the hard bodies with prime cups I pull out of the go gos. I know people are still taking pics, and lots of them. All the Thai porn sites and then the amateur submissions like "submit your Thai" are chock full. What are they doing? Huge tips or something?

Cheers.

I can't understand why anybody would not bring there own condoms from wherever they live in the western world, makes sense does it not?

[Pointy Stick]

Once again: be aware of the very aggressive style of Thai people in Pattaya. Try to ignore them completely and enjoy your holiday. Some of those Thai bastards try to provoke you very much, but never ever react as they would do if they were at your place. Try to be a real Buddhaist, as those crazy Thai bastards are not Buddhaist at all.

Now, I know some dogs will bark to me and try to bide me, just because I advise my fellow mongerers how to avoid those crazy Thai people in Pattaya.

Regards.

Kim of Denmark

True words. As long as mongers don't get drunk and show Thai people their 'finger fuck' then they shouldn't get their faces beaten with chairs. Genius!

Just arrived in Pattaya again. Fucking stalls are out in masse.

[Rick Rock]

Simon and Cros, great tips! Thanks. Glad to see I'm not the only one having issues with trying to get photos nowadays. So weird that sites like Submit Your Thai seem to be overflowing with very recent bargirl pics though.

I totally forgot about the memory programs that let you recover deleted images! Used them before and they work well. That's fucking genius. I'm probably too ethical (whatever that means) to do that though.

[Rick Rock]

If anyone knows where girls can be had for 1000 baht or less please let me know.

Beach Road 500 ST. 13/1 massage parlors 500 BBJCIM, Soi 6 700-1000 ST, beer bars 1000 LT.

[Bkgee]

Where are you from? I think you better check out what is available at your home country first.

If not, BOOTS have all the Gel Plays from Durex which do work well for me. KY has also never failed (ok, if pounding for a long time you may need to apply KY more than once)

As far as condoms go, I also would love to know about a place to buy them. I heard Seacon Square in BKK has a sex shop but never got to visit as it's out of the way.

True, it becomes increasingly difficult but you can arrange it with the girl beforehands to let you take pictures. SW will usually agree. Most girls will not be against it but may ask for money in return.

Be careful though, I think there is a lawsuit against a foreigner posting a pic of a girl on the web without her consent, she says he portrayed her in a derogatory manner. If he loses, it's bye bye Thailand forever and either money or Jail time. Be careful out there.

Http://www.condomdepot.com/

[Mauldid]

I know Bangkok is supposed to be more expensive. But I actually have found it better so far. If anyone knows where girls can be had for 1000 baht or less please let me know. On a side note I'm really enjoying it out here in Thailand, it's crazy as hell![/QUOTE]Soi 6 is place you're looking for then. Not the prettiest though. $30 is all you willing to spend? Damn, that's cost of a half tank of gas now days. If it's a holiday then you need to splurge a little. Think about how much it cost for you got get to LOS, hotels, transportation and food. Shouldn't go too cheap since you're on holiday.

[Kim Wheather]

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[Luvpuss]

I can easily write many examples, but I just want to save you and me for our very expensive time. Just last example: I have been to Club Insomnia for about 4 hours ago. When I wanted to go to the WC, a security-guy stopped me, just because there were 2 farangs who tried to argue about something. As I was outside of the WC-area, I could not understand what they were argueing about. And I noticed, that there were at least 10 security-guys inside the area where you can wash your hands. (And I noticed, that in the course of no time, there have been double of amount of security guys around WC-area.) I said "OK, no problem" to the security-guy and waited. After about 5 minutes, the security-guy let me inside to the gentelmen-WC, and one of those farangs who tried to argue about something before, said loudly following sentence: "They want to fight with us!" I said to the guy (who was American) : "Never fight here, as they can beat you very cruely. Take it easy". Then the guy explained to me, that his friend injuried his feet, and as a result his friend was bleeding at his right feet. For stopping the blood coming from his feet, he used the little towel, just to press his feet. Then the WC-woman said something in Thai, and later "Fuck you!" to those guys. And those guys at the WC in Club Insomnia argued about, that it was not all right, that the WC-woman said "Fuck you" to them.

After listening to that guy, I said, that I understood him completely. But I advised him to ignore when he hear "Fuck you" from Thai people in Pattaya. I advised him to not say "Fuck you", because when he says "Fuck you" to a Thai in Pattaya, (well, actually it is the very same way some Thai people use it to against to farangs) those crazy Thai bastards could easily attack to the farang, just because the farang show his reaction as the same way, as those crazy Thai people in Pattaya do.

Once again: be aware of the very aggressive style of Thai people in Pattaya. Try to ignore them completely and enjoy your holiday.

Now, I know some dogs will bark to me and try to bide me, just because I advise my fellow mongerers how to avoid those crazy Thai people in Pattaya.

Regards.

Kim of Denmark

Whatever. I have been to Pattaya many many times. I have never had a problem with a Thai man or a Thai woman. I have never been harasssed or confronted for any reason. I have never been ripped off.

You have several recent posts of your "issues" with Thai people.

Look in the mirror.

[Kim Wheather]

I can easily write many examples, but I just want to save you and me for our very expensive time. Just last example: I have been to Club Insomnia for about 4 hours ago. When I wanted to go to the WC, a security-guy stopped me (at the very entrance of the WC), just because there were 2 farangs who tried to argue about something inside of the WC. As I was outside of the WC-area, I could not hear what they were talking about. And I noticed, that there were at least 10 security-guys inside the area where you can wash your hands. (And I noticed, that in the course of no time, there have been double of amount of security guys around WC-area.) I said "OK, no problem" to the security-guy and waited. After about 5 minutes, the security-guy let me inside to the gentelmen-WC, and one of those farangs who tried to argue about something before, said loudly following sentence: "They want to fight with us!" I said to the guy (who was American) : "Never fight here, as they can beat you very cruely. Take it easy". Then the guy explained to me, that his friend injuried his feet, and as a result his friend was bleeding at his right feet. For stopping the blood coming from his feet, he used the little towel to press his feet. (All right, the little towel was not designed to the feet. But when you are bleeding, you don't think about those pettisseries, do you?) Then the WC-woman said something in Thai, and later "Fuck you!" to those guys. And those guys at the WC in Club Insomnia argued about, that it was not all right, that the WC-woman said "Fuck you" to them.

After listening to that guy, I said, that I understood him completely. But I advised him to ignore when he hear "Fuck you" from Thai people in Pattaya. I advised him to not say "Fuck you", because when he says "Fuck you" to a Thai in Pattaya, (well, actually it is the very same way some Thai people use it to against to farangs) those crazy Thai bastards could easily attack to the farang, just because the farang show his reaction as the same way, as those crazy Thai people in Pattaya do.

Once again: be aware of the very aggressive style of Thai people in Pattaya. Try to ignore them completely and enjoy your holiday. Some of those Thai bastards try to provoke you very much, but never ever react as they would do if they were at your place. Try to be a real Buddhaist, as those crazy Thai bastards are not Buddhaist at all.

Now, I know some dogs will bark to me and try to bide me, just because I advise my fellow mongerers how to avoid those crazy Thai people in Pattaya.

Regards.

Kim of Denmark

[Kim Wheather]

Are you a Thai working in Pattaya?

Yes, you hit the target at the point of 12. Why else someone blame a farang every time, even the very same farang is right sometimes.

[Kirra Dude]

Swag.

Try the above bar. As you are standing at the entrance to Walking street, its about 3 shopfronts up on the left. Doesn't really kick off till after 10 or 11 pm but it fills with freelancers. Always done well there with girls for 1000 baht usually. Might be a an additional charge for Christmas time. But still a great value night with a happy ending.

Cheers!

Hey guys,

So my first time Thailand. First whoring trip too LOL. So I started in Bangkok and now I'm in Pattaya. I just wanted to know where I can get the best 'bang for my buck'. The gogo bars seem very expensive. 2000 baht for ST and 600 bar fine. Got it to 2, 150 all in. Another place girl said 1000 baht and 3 or 400 bar fine can't quite remember, but I wasn't so into her. I know there are freelancers to be had much cheaper, or even at massage parlours. Where can I find them? Too many police around beach road because of the Christmas festivities so I didn't see any working. Or maybe I am looking in the wrong place on beach road?

I know Bangkok is supposed to be more expensive. But I actually have found it better so far. If anyone knows where girls can be had for 1000 baht or less please let me know. On a side note I'm really enjoying it out here in Thailand, it's crazy as hell!

[FruitNinja]

Also, I never offer tips in advance for any add-on services. While it works sometimes, it encourages the wrong mindset. However, I do tip afterwards when warranted. If the girl puts an honest effort to make me happy (increasingly rare these days, alas) , then I'll happily do the same for her.

If your girl does not want to take pictures:

As was posted earlier a slow approach is best. Get her used to you taking her picture. Keep telling her how pretty she is and how lucky you are to be with her. You want to save the memories. As you take the pictures get her involved by showing them to her.

Lastly, If all else fails and you can't get cooperation this is a last resort. I will give her the option of deleting any photo she doesn't like. And if you're tech savvy there are many free un-delete programs on the net. It's sneaky buy hey.