Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Been to Thailand dozens of times, many adventures in Pattaya, still two things I haven't figured out and hope some seasoned mongers can help.

1. A reliable place to buy quality lube and condoms. Is there something better than the crap they sell at Seven 11 that I have been missing all this time?

As always bring your own condoms. I stock up on Magnums from Walmart when I am in the States and when I get home to Pattaya I dump them in my sex drawer.

2. How to get girls to let you take pictures nude and during sex in 2013. Used to be no problem, then hit or miss, now I find very few will be photographed at all. What's the deal?

I don't do shit but take out my camera and start snapping away. Never had a problem. And you know I don't give tips or extra money for any add-ons. Call me Flat Rate Frank. Ask Tomjackin how he does it. I don't think he has ever had a problem either.

[NicFrenchy]

1. A reliable place to buy quality lube and condoms. Is there something better than the crap they sell at Seven 11 that I have been missing all this time?

Where are you from? I think you better check out what is available at your home country first.

If not, BOOTS have all the Gel Plays from Durex which do work well for me. KY has also never failed (ok, if pounding for a long time you may need to apply KY more than once)

As far as condoms go, I also would love to know about a place to buy them. I heard Seacon Square in BKK has a sex shop but never got to visit as it's out of the way.

2. How to get girls to let you take pictures nude and during sex in 2013. Used to be no problem, then hit or miss, now I find very few will be photographed at all. What's the deal? I especially want to photo some of the hard bodies with prime cups I pull out of the go gos. I know people are still taking pics, and lots of them. All the Thai porn sites and then the amateur submissions like "submit your Thai" are chock full. What are they doing? Huge tips or something?

True, it becomes increasingly difficult but you can arrange it with the girl beforehands to let you take pictures. SW will usually agree. Most girls will not be against it but may ask for money in return.

Be careful though, I think there is a lawsuit against a foreigner posting a pic of a girl on the web without her consent, she says he portrayed her in a derogatory manner. If he loses, it's bye bye Thailand forever and either money or Jail time. Be careful out there.

[Lone Punter]

A few days ago I had to show a friend around in Pattaya. After an obligatory visit to the overcrowded Windmill we went to Angelwitch and left only around 2 am. A lot of deja-vu as I saw my first AW-show some 10 years ago at NEP but they always seem to reinvent themselves quite well. The top dancers are stunning and unfortunately too busy to mingle with the crowd but the corps du ballet who appears between the acts has plenty of attractive girls. The later the night, the more more of the classical SM-inspired acts to the dark sound of Rammstein. My friend barfined a dancer and we even returned for a second night in a row and it was perfect entertainment all night again, quite a variation in the show too.

[Rick Rock]

Been to Thailand dozens of times, many adventures in Pattaya, still two things I haven't figured out and hope some seasoned mongers can help.

1. A reliable place to buy quality lube and condoms. Is there something better than the crap they sell at Seven 11 that I have been missing all this time?

2. How to get girls to let you take pictures nude and during sex in 2013. Used to be no problem, then hit or miss, now I find very few will be photographed at all. What's the deal? I especially want to photo some of the hard bodies with prime cups I pull out of the go gos. I know people are still taking pics, and lots of them. All the Thai porn sites and then the amateur submissions like "submit your Thai" are chock full. What are they doing? Huge tips or something?

Cheers

[Crocodilexp]

If you take a girl off the street you have absolutely no comeback in case of problems.

Pattaya bars are not exactly shining exemplars of amazing customer service either. If she steals something minor from you, they'll probably do exactly nothing. If she drugs you (the most common MO) , you might not remember much anyway. If she managed to steal a large amount of money, she'll be off to the village, and all that going to the bar would do for you is perhaps obtain a real name on the police report. Basically, prevention is key, afterwards you have little or no recourse anyway.

The best precaution is to make them show I'd card at the entrance and have the hotel retain a copy of it. This applies to freelancers as much as bargirls.

Most importantly, they are dressed, you can't see their body. If get a GoGo girl there will be no surprises.

After a few years of mongering, finding yet-another-hard-body is trivial. However, finding a girl with a proper attitude and chemistry is not as common and worth much more to me. This can be discovered far more easily in a more relaxed beach road environment. Of course, other people may have different priorities.

[Crocodilexp]

I have been walking down BR the last few nights and I have never seen this large amount of girls available in all my years of traveling to the LOS.

This can mean a few of things: Girls can't find work even on high season for whatever reason. Or there are plenty of bargains to be had. Or there are many desperate women out there at this point and time.

Finally, a report with some substance. Glad to hear BR is coming back into shape, it was in a bit of a slump few months back.

[Devilspinkick]

still messing around here in pattaya. i was slowed down a bit due to catching a cold, i was hacking up yellowish crud over the weekend. got some needed rest and popped some medicine pills and now i'm back up to speed. hit some of the beer bars very briefly, but before long was back into some go-gos. sadly it seems that prolonged time in the go-gos tend to make the dames there a bit loopy. or maybe it's just me.

happy a go-go on ws has some cute dames in there plus one superstar lady that actually reminds me of a latina the way she dances. in fact, she sort of resembles shakira. the two times i've visited this go-go one of the mamasans is trying to get me to bf them. the hell! one of them was probably quite the looker maybe ten years past and 25lbs less but that was then. now? no way. it is an ok place and at least they didn't hassle me for drinks constantly the way some paces do.

i sort of like the moon a go-go, though the interior lighting makes it hard to have a good look at the dames. perhaps on purpose? i met one lass in there with a great body, average face though. i was bored late monday evening so decided to check out tiger go-go. walked upstairs, the place was dead. found a side exit that connects to another go-go called shark so i roamed over there. stepped in the joint and noticed a handful of lean cuties so i figured i'd hang out for a while. had a hard time deciding, but i eventually shot my green pointer at a petite gal with a great tight body. called herself pawn. she came over to sit down and greet me, but she seemed really shy. one of the mamasans came over and we had drinks & chatted a bit. out of nowhere the mamasan asked me if she could touch my the*ck. i'm like "whatever", figuring that she just wants to do a size check so she can let pawn know that i'm not too big. well damn, she starts rubbing and stroking on me. i don't find her attractive but i couldn't help but get hard. damn! she keeps rubbing and touching me and rubbing my nipples. then she starts rubbing her nipples and flicking her tongue at me and she definitely appears turned on. meanwhile pawn is just sitting there staring off into space. i think she might have touched me twice during this whole time. mamasan is still rubbing on me and commenting on my "package"; then she asks me if i'm going to bf pawn. i was like "hell. it looks like i should be bfing you","too bad you aren't my type". this was just too weird. pawn was hot but we didn't seem to have any chemistry so i said that i wouldn't bar fine her that night. somehow my tab came up to 1260baht. only had a few drinks, maybe they added on a c*ck massage charge.

have visited the lk metro area some more. took the time to check out bliss lounge, it's close to soi lk metro and was easy to find. just like at [CodeWord900], if you don't pick someone outside then the next one on rotation will automatically claim you. thus, i checked out the dames siting outside the entrance. let's see, old, old, fat, fat, old, fat, etc. i was gone.

for christmas i decided to be extra evil and hit the devil's den. i figured this time i would just show up and see who was available. i stepped through the doors around 5pm and greeted the "guy". he then called in the ladies. i had decided that this time i would pick both women and it would be based on nothing more than body type. since my preferred type is skinny, i simply picked out the two thinnest dames that catch my i. one was vanessa & the other called herself sasha. we grabded some drinks and went upstairs to the adjacent hotel rooms. though we got off to a slow start after showering i turned out to be quit pleased with my choices. sasha had an especially nice tight little body (which i like anyway). vanessa was no slouch either, not as toned but still lean and a very cute face. we started the sasha giving bj while vanessa rode my face, then they changed positions for a while. doggy with sasha (glorious) , mish with vanessa, doggy with vanessa, mish with sasha. i had brought my own stash of condoms but forgot to bring my lube so they used some of that crappy ky when necessary. btw- no anal stuff. not to say that i won't do anal but i don't make a habit of it either. definitely not into women sticking things into any of my orificies. but if a guy is into such things then this is a place to go. since i hadn't "peaked" yet, i decided that a good way to finish would be to a good ol' two headed bj. with this task vanessa provided most of the suction but sasha definitely played a part. all in all a rather good session at the dd. the bill for 90mons came out to 3620baht, i tipped each lady 1000baht for a not-exactly-pse-but-good-enough level of service. they seemed rather pleased with the donation.

and what the hell is santa doing? giving presents to snot-nosed kids!

dsk

[Werqweq]

Shit dude. Are you a sensitive child? What a wimp.

These are your complaints. Go home then.

You give a SW a smart ass comment and expect her to be nice?

You are drunk and flip a dude off and you expect nothing in return?

Just say to the Boat scalper,"no thanks".

You seem to be a senstive child like wimp. What a loser. Go home and get a life!

Are you a Thai working in Pattaya?

[Dr BJ]

I have no problem with you biz guys, I'm glad you do what you do. You have a fine establishment. I think we can all agree variety is he spice of life. SW one day, BJ joint the next. It's all good.

Spoken like a true gentleman. Indeed variety is the spice of life, whether it is ladies or alcohol!

Regards,

BJ

[JesseJames]

Very true words. However the point you are missing here is that I don't have a business establishment in Pattaya so have no vested interest in dissuading people to take FL's from BR.

Regards,

BJ

I have no problem with you biz guys, I'm glad you do what you do. You have a fine establishment. I think we can all agree variety is he spice of life. SW one day, BJ joint the next. It's all good.

[AfAsia]

Very true words. However the point you are missing here is that I don't have a business establishment in Pattaya so have no vested interest in dissuading people to take FL's from BR.

Regards,

BJ

Ah! Point of excellence to you Sir.

[Dr BJ]

The answer is operators of sex related establishments hate FL and SW because they cut into their business. Those workers than have an alternative to working for them.

Very true words. However the point you are missing here is that I don't have a business establishment in Pattaya so have no vested interest in dissuading people to take FL's from BR.

Regards,

BJ

[Dr BJ]

Saturday 15 December.

Woke up quite late, think it was around 1 pm, no rush so I didn't. Eventually took a walk along Soi Buakao and found a nice little bar which served a full English breakfast (otherwise known as angina on a plate) I think I have had about four of these in the last 12 months. The quality was very good but I can't seem to find decent tasting bacon anywhere in Thailand, any suggestions would be welcome. The girl from the previous night was so good I decided to give her the bar-fine for Saturday night as well before she left. I know a lot of people will be thinking "why the same girl"? My philosophy is that I was only in Patts for three days and we all know p4p can be a lottery so rather than picking another girl and risking a dodgy performance why not book her and that way I know what I am getting.

After a few hours lazing about and looking on the internet I got myself ready and headed out to the venue. The party was arranged by some friends who live in Pattaya and run another forum, Barladies. Com. The place was called Le Private and is situated in Soi Lengkee, which links up with Soi Buakao. I had never been to this place before but had been appraised that it was ostensibly a BJ bar (bus-mans holiday is the word on everyone's lips) with ST rooms if needed and that the management would ensure a fine selection of ladies to choose from. Having necked a Kamagra gel in anticipation I was looking forward to a very fulfilling evening. Initially it was great to meet the old hands and a few new members I got there just after 8 and started off with a few vodka sprites. The place itself is quite small but nice enough. After an hour I was starting to wonder where TF these multitude of girls were. At that point there were four girls, one was the cashier, one was dancing (badly) on a pole, one was being fondled by a mate of mine and the other was way too ugly, even by my standards which are not high.

When it got to ten o'clock I thought enough is enough and persuaded everyone we needed to move the party on, which was obviously going to be Spanky's as the owner of the Nana and Pattaya places was at the party. As I said in the previous nights report the selection of ladies there is quite impressive. It occurred to me that perhaps I should forget the beer bar girl, let the girls see me talking to their boss and hope the service would reflect the fact that he might well ask what the service from the lady was like, but I decided against it. There was one super tall and slim girl there who did a show to the Tom Jones song "you can leave your hat on" which ends up with her and another girl being naked. If this is your cup of tea get yourself along there and check her out. As I said she is tall and slim, has a very nice face IMO small B cup breasts. I intend to acquaint myself with her the next time I get down to Pattaya.

I left there around 12 with the friend from Bangkok and walked up to the end of Soi Buakao where my beer bar lady was waiting. We had a few drinks there and my friend decided to head back to le Private where he had spoken to the girl who had been dancing previously to end the night with her. So it was a quick bike taxi journey for me and the lady back to the guest house. I have to say this girl had a great attitude and nice personality, the sex was even better than the previous evening, an amazing long BJ and she did this thing where she could move the muscles of her vaginal wall very noticeably and very enjoyably, she did offer bareback but I declined. If anyone is interested in giving her a try her name is Lux, she works in a bar called speak easy (it's one of these places similar to the beer bars on the right hand side just before you enter walking street) , The street name is Soi Cassicom and it is at the end of Soi Buakao, the opposite end to where the market is. The final days frolics will be posted tomorrow.

Regards.

BJ

[JesseJames]

Now those are badly formulated questions. One cannot give a good answer. Either you say "personal experience" and then you confess having (had) an STD and / or being robbed or you confess making up stuff.

It is like asking "Have you stopped cheating on your wife"?

The answer is operators of sex related establishments hate FL and SW because they cut into their business. Those workers than have an alternative to working for them.

[Raw Deal]

With a name like that. That's what you will get at the Queen Vic.

No worries dude. .

Keep your sympathy for a lame handle like yours.