Pattaya Reports

[TomJackin]

but be sure to check out Queen Club, the new kid on the block before you leave LK Metro. I saw some pretty girls in there when I stopped by. I'd say Queen Club LK Metro is a must see place.

Completely agree. I spent a couple of hours in this place last night. Some real stunners in the place. They also have a couple of great pole dancers. The new kid on the block is kicking ass!

[Bro2012]

Hi. Will be in Patts starting 16th till 20th Jan. If anyone is around that time, would like to meet up for beers / hunt. Not sure of my accomodation yet, thinking of the Queen Vic or one of the Sabai's.

Cheers,

Road

With a name like that. That's what you will get at the Queen Vic.

[Bro2012]

Yeh, I was not so impressed with DD and the ladies there aren't much to look at in general. Had much more fun at the Go-Gos like Airport, Lolipop, Iron Club, etc. But I've only been there once so maybe I just picked the wrong two dames & of course YMMV. Not saying that I didn't have a decent time there, but it wasn't all that great either. Plan to stick to the Go-Gos & MPs when I return. Which will be tonight!

- DSK

DD. Value for money = A Big No.

DD. Mechanical = A Big Yes.

DD. Alternatives = Find a place where two girls seem to be friends. Move in on them. Chat them up. Get some sparks going. Take them back to your hotel.

[Syzygies]

On the handle "BlygdTuktaren":

"Blygd" is swedish for vulva.

"Tuktaren" is swedish for "one who punishes (or disciplines)"

Wow. And here was silly me thinking "bloody good dolls (Tukata)".

[Harry Dude]

Funny handle. Seems to be a cross between English, Thai and Deutsch. Given you know some Thai, like "Tukata", surely you know about Thailand too, or do you just know Thai girls OS? Anyway, I assume you know Thai girls, otherwise you would not be coming.

On the handle "BlygdTuktaren":

"Blygd" is swedish for vulva.

"Tuktaren" is swedish for "one who punishes (or disciplines)"

[Devilspinkick]

Yeap, total BS. I think you did the right thing by leaving without giving them your business.

Next time you can try Bliss. The girls are better looking and the price is 100 Baht less. But if I'm honest, I've found some of the girls have an attitude. When I've asked some to take off their tops, I get "next time".

She'd have to give a really great BJ for there to be a next time if she doesn't want to take off her top.

Yeh, I had forgotten about Bliss Lounge. Never got the chance to visit earlier this year and I thought that maybe it had closed by now. If it's still open then I reckon I'll check it out. Of the ladies are better looking then that would be "muy bueno". I think I am almost Go-Go'd out now. That scene has gotten old. Might start visiting more of the beer bars where I won't have to listen to rap music or that Gundam style song.

- DSK

[Devilspinkick]

Is relative and in many ways affected by what you are used to. For me, US$170 for time with a hot little Asian dame is dirt cheap. In America I pay around $260 for an hour with hot Korean MILFs, if lucky then sometimes the K-gal may be in her late-twenties. In Berlin, Frankfurt, Brussels, Rio or Sao Paulo I can easily spend $500+ for a night of fun; though usually with more than one dame & PSE level service. That's just the way it is, so when I'm in SEA and can go out on the town and spend less than $300 then for me it's quite economical. Beyond the P4P scene everything else from food to lodging to shopping is cheap as hell.

This is just a warm-up. Next month I'm going to Rio for two weeks where I'll spend some REAL cash. Don't feel too bad for me. I have money to blow and what better way to do it than with bad girls. That's why I'm a wh*emonger and not a marriage monger.

Appreciate all you veterans input and advice. I just don't spend enough time in Asia to reap the benefits that long term visitors can enjoy.

Life is good.
- DSK

[Daddy07]

you did not answer the question.

does the procedure only exist at [CodeWord900] or, is it a general rule for all the other similar establishments?

as a genera rule, anytime you see a bunch of girls sitting outside a massage shop in their matching uniforms, you can pick one out to go inside with you. if you don't pick one, the next girl in the rotation will follow you in and expect you to be her customer. so just point at the one you want on your way in and she will follow you.

[RBDave]

still cruising the pattaya scene. a couple of days ago i was in the mood for a simple bj and figured i'd try out [CodeWord900] on soi bj. i got there around 3pm and there were some ok looking dames siting outside. as soon as i stepped in the bar what seems like the oldest dame in the bunch follows me in and says,"this is bj bar. i go upstairs with you". i rather liked the interior decor of the place. sat down and grabbed a crappy tasting beer; singha or something. but no way am i going to get a bj from granny, so i tell her that i need to see the other ladies. she essentially says that in that bar you don't get to choose which lady services you. i suppose i could have just gone back outside and picked a dame but i wasn't in the mood to argue anymore so i left. no way i'm going to pay to have any form of sex with a dame i wouldn't let blow me for free. what bs.

- dsk

yeap, total bs. i think you did the right thing by leaving without giving them your business.

next time you can try bliss. the girls are better looking and the price is 100 baht less. but if i'm honest, i've found some of the girls have an attitude. when i've asked some to take off their tops, i get "next time".

she'd have to give a really great bj for there to be a next time if she doesn't want to take off her top.

[Luvpuss]

is this a general rule for other places that have girls waiting for you outside. or just [CodeWord900]?

all the bj bars i have been too they are sitting out front.

the only exception i found was the pumpstation in pattaya. they were inside at the bar.

like the other dude said, the next in rotation will want to go with you but pick who you want. it is your bj, your money, and your choice. i usually choose the older girls because they seem to give better head.

[Member #4698]

5000 baht total then. For a hooker at a massage parlor in Pattaya. Fuck me.

As I read the report, the rate for the VIP girl was 3000bt all-inclusive for room and service. No tip was required. Devilspinkick said he really liked the girl and wanted to give her a BIG tip. Under similar circumstances, eg. I really liked the girl and she performed great, the most I would tip a massage girl is 300bt-500bt. But to tip, or not to tip, the size of the tip; is up to the customer. Let's not get into another tipping debate.

[Wolvenvacht]

you did not answer the question.

does the procedure only exist at [CodeWord900] or, is it a general rule for all the other similar establishments?

there are no general rules in thailand. everything seems an inspiration of the moment and you are advised to go with the flow.

[Ehunter]

you did not answer the question.

does the procedure only exist at [CodeWord900] or, is it a general rule for all the other similar establishments?

[Rick Rock]

is this a general rule for other places that have girls waiting for you outside. or just [CodeWord900]?

you can always pick the girl you want. and you can always leave. no one is going to force you to get your dick sucked.

if you just walk in, you'll get whoever is next in rotation. you can ask her to send someone else, and continue that until you find someone you like. but the best bet is to pick one on the way in. these are suck and duck places, not watering holes to sit around and chat for hours.

also note that looks mean little when it comes to oral skills. sometimes the two are opposed to each other.

[Ehunter]

is this a general rule for other places that have girls waiting for you outside. or just [CodeWord900]?

you can always pick your girl at [CodeWord900] but if you don't do it outside, then the one next in the rotation will follow you in and be your girl. you should have just gone back outside and picked one you wanted.