Pattaya Reports

[HenryV]

Get this, was at the Sandy Spring (Soi 13) and went down to check out the Penthouse, would be closer to my nephew. Told them I would stay for 10 days, then asked if they would pick up my bags at the Sandy Spring, they said no. Can you believe that? They will go to the Airport, but not a few streets up to accomodate a potential guest who would stay for 10 days. Go figure.

Hotel-Penthouse hotel doesnot deserve to have a separate thread running under its name in the forum. It's a crampped up place, small rooms, more like family run old hotel. Except thst they keep running xxx cd on one of tv channel; ofcourse no choice to you; there is nothing special about it, It's jacuzzi doesnot work with pressure!

Disco bar-Many of the likes of Airport, mixx need some sort of membership card! That's funnyThe bouncer at Mixx told me that I need to be accompanied with lady to enter! May be they they don't like south east asians; Indians included; as customers! All this could be managed by charging cover charge as they did near Sukhamavit Road!

Soapy massage-the Sabai chain has decent establishments, slightly cheaper than Bankok equivalents!

Gogo bar- Those seems to be up and many, similar to Bankok!

FL- Along the beach Road seems to be the place to pick up FLs! But didn't try as not sure of quality. Couldn't find many FRs on ISG in support!

Overall Pattaya is nothing special when compared to Bankok where you have have more variety, options!

[Monte3]

That is one of the reasons I love Indonesia so much. Have yet to see one there.

I agree, Indonesia does have many things going in it's favor. If it wasn't so stinking dirty. It's still an all time favorite.

Those Indo girls are so warm and accommodating.

[Tits_Lover]

thanks 4 sharing. Will try to give her a try this weekend.

Som seems not working any longer, the boss told me she did quit about 1 month ago. Not sure if he was telling the truth.

However the MP is quite good, the fishbowl quality was pretty high compared to BKK!

But I am still on the quest for tits of the month.

[Luvpuss]

I'll give her this. She was the consummate professional and went through all the moves with accomplished skill and finesse. It was like bonking by numbers. She insisted on the most disgusting thing in the mongering universe, a covered BJ.

I am sure glad you did not tell us the CBJ felt as good as a BBBJ.

[Tiger 888]

PH apart, and moving into BKK NEP, and its surrounding. Oh Well. Hope nobody promotes NEP anymore as the chances are high. Not to mention Patpong.

That is one of the reasons I love Indonesia so much. Have yet to see one there.

[PinkPearl]

Sex was of the expected wham bam, thank you ma'am (or should that be man) variety and before I knew it she was tucking her ill gotten gains into her purse and heading out the door.

Heaven help me, but I still have photos. I hope that I'm not inviting the mongers version of PTSD by showing some. I've blurred her a bit as I wouldn't be surprised if she was still working there.

Oh sexy tits!

How much?

If you want to avoid mechanical sex or a CBJ, maybe try offering a big tip for great service.

[The Windex Man]

I once made the mistake of barfining a girl from the Kitten Club. She looked suspiciously like a ladyboy but was a women. She was one of those girls that looked and acted the part in the bar and offered the licentious promise of limitless fun if only you took her. I am usually immune to this sort of blatant come-on but had imbibed a little too much that night and weakened as you do.

I'll give her this. She was the consummate professional and went through all the moves with accomplished skill and finesse. It was like bonking by numbers. She insisted on the most disgusting thing in the mongering universe, a covered BJ. I found that the only BJ condom I possessed (been carrying it around for ages) was in a eye watering shade of bright red. I found myself rapidly developing a headache and something resembling hallucinations as I watched this jumbo saveloy slide in and out between her painted lips, framed by the most ridiculous set of rock hard and immobile bolt-ons that I have ever seen.

Heaven help me, but I still have photos. .

This chick's large fake (and ugly) tits would be enough right there to make me go limp, then on top of that, a covered BJ! She would have to leave immediately. Hopefully bolt-on are not an epidemic down there. Thanks for the report and pics.

[The Windex Man]

Leggy is a heavy promoter of the Penthouse Hotel. I have only once set foot in it and will never again. Praj4 has summed it up quite well.

Kitten club: If you are into trannys it could be for you. It is not for me. I avoid the whole area.

Appreciate the response. I've been doing a lot of reading and got a lot of notes on how to avoid picking ladyboys. Never had this challenge before, as it was something that I never had to look out for in my travels to Brazil or DR. Avoiding areas that they are known to heavily populate and based on what you're saying (others as well) and the fact that Jackson was disgusted enough to close down the forum and remove the advertising, I know that this is an area that will have limited foot action from me. I'm a rookie, so really trying to avoid major mistakes.

As for Leggy, yeah, like you said, he's a major fan from all my readings. Hey, we all have our preferences, so I'm not going to put him down for it. After a lot of research which included area, price, and them wanting the full fee for all the nights upfront, I decided months ago that the place is not for me for my first trip. I'm not putting the place down; never been, so I don't know shit. All I can do is read and make a judgment call. While in town, I would like to see a room, just to check it out, but on this trip, that's going to be about it. Hopefully, I'll enjoy the area where I'm staying: LK Metro. You all will know, as I'll definitely be writing a lengthy rookie report. Only 6 more weeks!

[Cunning Stunt]

Was that 20 years ago Cunning Stunt.

Hahaha, do the pics look that old, Leggy? I wouldn't have bothered blurring her face if they had been. They are actually just over 4 years old.

[Somewhere15]

i have a slightly used one that i can sell you for the right price. it looks almost exactly like that. has like 5 speeds and can go in circles. i have posted pictures of it before.

you can ask a higher price if you include the girl to it

[Forever69]

last sunday i had an hr to spare before departure and went to pickup on beachroad.

there where only a few providers and the 23 year old. nice face. good english. good slim body-natural be cups-asked for 600.

i looked a little more but couldn't find better and saw her negotiating with another punter. she declined my 500bt offer citing that this was what the other guy had offered. i accepted as i was in a hurry and got a nice afternoon session with a good looking young provider.

with out stretch marks or tattoos. her pussy was so tight that i actually had difficulty even sticking in a finger. but all worked out with a little finessing and patience. this was not the first time 600 was asked for.

another nice session i had at the bliss lounge on third road which is hardly mentioned here. since the offerings at [CodeWord900] are less and less attractive i went the extra kilometer. the girls are far better looking and the price is 700. the girls i had provided skilled service.

when hitting soi bukeaw from lk metro turn right and then left at oasis bar / hotel. make another left after 5 meters and follow the road to

third road-bliss is on the other side. literally.

[Tits_Lover]

I asked nice if I could share her contact info, but she declined. She said "have them go to Sabai Dee and ask for Som". Well, I did a week ago, and man, am I glad that I did. Treat her right guys, and she will treat you right.

And now on to Bangkok.

thanks 4 sharing. Will try to give her a try this weekend.

[Mr Enternational]

Most Vibes on sale in Thailand are often very low quality (possibly made in China)

Aren't the majority of sex toys made in China anyway?

[Admin]

Gentlemen,

The Penthouse Hotel and it's associated Kitten Club are notorious transsexual / transsexual / ladyboy venues.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson

[Praj4]

Thanks for sharing your opinion of this hotel. What was your opinion of the Kitten Club and its women? I'll be in Pattaya for the first time in November and booked a stay at Metro Apts months ago, but was just curious what you thought. Was that a least a positive?

There are many like kitten clubs!

Do try FLs along beach road in the evenings!

For Soapy massage. Visit Sabai chain of 3 establishments!

Discos .Airport etc pick up for FLs.

Gogos-good for WGs