Pattaya Reports

[Crocodilexp]

Recently found this gal on Twitter (attimsharky). Really my type, does anybody know where / how I can find her in Pattaya?

(The photo is public on Twitter)

[Tony Hoeprano]

TomJackin,

This is certainly refreshing news, I've been anxiously looking forward to my maiden voyage to Pattaya. I was getting worried that there would be nothing but the hardened hooker types in Patts: leathery face, big nosed, and many stretch marks.

Got everything I need now, condoms, photography equipment, and clean underwear

[NicFrenchy]

You seriously have some spelling problems. peace of meet Should be piece of meat

Good that I can't see H444's pearls of wisdom, I don; t miss that ******* at all. Unfortunately, that idiot always pops up when someone quotes him and that reminds me how stupid he really is!

[Member #4387]

Harold,

Personally, I always take a girl back to my room on a LT basis. For starters it is just more economical. For the small extra price you pay, you get to enjoy her a whole night, which of course translates to a few pops before going to sleep and once more in the morning. There is no time pressure as she does not "calculate" to go back to her bar and score another ST and besides I really like to have a cutie next to me, even when sleeping. It is much nicer than cuddling my teddy-bear at home. .

As I rarely go for a repeat performance, getting a girl for ST first and later get her again on a LT basis is not something what fits within my modus operandi.

So to summarize my answer: I like diversity and never yet had a bad LT experience.

It would be interesting to know what other members think about this matter.

I like the FL / Freebie market (dating sites or pure luck. FL market is comperable to the Bargirls / GoGo market when it comes to LT / ST which is actually the subject here. I see the advantage by hitting up on a GoGo girl due to the possibilites viewing the goods before interacting. Sometimes FL`s can be a let down after the shower / towel wrapped around the body routine due to strechmarks and other odd stuff on the belly area. This you can avoid in a GoGo.

But I like the excitement of not knowing. Yes, I have had let downs, but for sure fuckable. I prefer LT big time. Sometimes I do rerounds as well if the session is good and we hit it off. I think it is only Beergarden / BKK I`ve had ST sessions and even from there had a ST turning into a LT.

I have rather brief intervju sessions with the FL`s. I meet them mostly at nightclubs and if I enjoy one girl more than the other she can come (how we hit it off). What attracts me is ofcourse great looks / body and good behaviour in general. If a girl popps the "how mut you give me" then I send her away. For me this is a turnoff. I would estimate I`ve had about 100 +- 10 FL`s and I can only remember 3 times a girl have asked me but please bare in mind I have sth been quite shitfaced so I don't remember everything.

I like the "hunt" (even if you are pretty much sure you will find game) and I like to fool myself thinking this is the real deal, hehe. Relax guys I am in contact with mother earth so I know this is a somewhat fixed scene for me and other horny pricks out there. But I like freelance better bcs they can actually choose to turn you down and they are not under the wings of any mama / papasan.

I like to squize in as many sessions as I possible can during a FL stay and I have no strict rule on how long a LT should last. I become realy happy if I am allowed to enter the FL`s backdoor.

On the other hand I have had a couple of LT turning into ST due to starfishing or purly lack of skills. I am not a teacher so I don't have time / interest to educate them. When they are on offer I pretty much take it for granted they are able to perform. I am never careful with money though so everyone gets their fair share. One girl had so bad / ugly tummy so I felt sorry for her. Told her I was ill as an excuse (felt better for her I think). And sent her off with a couple of thousand BHT`s. My pricerange in LT is from 1500. 7000. Had one FL stunner for private adult movie action (made for a friends bachelour party. "What you will miss 1". With a friend of mine beeing director, editor and cameraman just for the fun of it. Gave her 10000.

Good hunting

[TomJackin]

I was hanging with Ian and company at Sin Bin in the afternoon when I got this strange text message. It read,"Where are you? I miss you?" I texted back,"Who in the hell is this?" It turns out it was one of the girls from Walking Street Disco, and I done forgot what in the hell she looked like. She wanted to join me at Sin Bin and asked where the place was. Hell, it wasn't more than 30 minutes later, she showed up on her motorbike with her friend. When I saw her, I did remember her, but she looked a lot better in the dark club.

We started shooting pool and her friend played with her phone the entire time. I fed them and bought them a couple of beers; they seemed friendly enough. Then her friend went out a bought a large bottle of Thai whiskey; here we go! The girls started doing shots and offered me some as well, I declined. As time when on, my girl became more aggressive and possessive towards me. I did not what to deal with it so I told her I had an appointment for a massage across the street (didn't really) and she did not care for that news whatsoever. I skipped across the street, grabbed my Happy Ending pal, and headed upstairs.

I thought they would pack up and leave while I was away for an hour. But I looked out the window of the massage place, and they were still planted at the bar. I went back to the bar and the girl was pissed and the bottle of whiskey was about finished. She tried to scold me and I stopped her short and said,"Listen, I bought both of you some food, some beers, and I don't even know your fucking names! So back the fuck off!" I told them I was going to the hotel to take a shower and that didn't go over well either. The girl bit me on the shoulder, which I'm still bruised from. I didn't return to the bar until late night, but I was told the girls waited another two hours for me to return.

That night I made my rounds and said my goodbyes to old and new friends. It was a nice way to end the trip.

Final Thoughts:

For it being low season, I thought that Pattaya was pretty busy. For those of you that frequent the Coconut Bar, the competition was fierce between the ladies; there was a butt load of them. Even when it rained, the girls were out and equipped with umbrellas. I actually saw some real cuties up and down beach road this trip.

Even though some of my favorite girls were not around, it was quite easy to establish new favorites; the place is busting with honeys of all shapes and sizes. If you can't find something you like in Pattaya, well then you would be on the wrong continent. SEA is well represented in Pattaya. I've always found the place safe and never had any issues walking / stumbling around in the LOS over the past 35 years. Yes, it is getting more expensive, but so is the cost of living in general. In our hobby, it is still one of the best bargains this world has to offer; IMHO!

[BionicMan]

You know they see you only as a peace of meet. LOL.

You seriously have some spelling problems. peace of meet Should be piece of meat

[Paul2020]

1200 barfine and its not even a holliday! I think the mama and the girl saw you as a weiner!

Once the deameanor chnges for the worst its time to end it. You know they see you only as a peace of meet. LOL.

I'd like to be able to say you are wrong, but unfortunately in this case you are right.

[Luvpuss]

I'd like to know what guys do with the LT partners outside of the sex act. Seems like a lot of babysitting and fake romance to me.

To each there own. I dont hang out in bars, so a good LT can be a lot of fun. I take them to the hotel pool, go to movies, out to eat, motorbike rides, etc..

I dont buy shoes without trying them on. So I never take LT unless we fuck first.

[Amjeck]

I just don't understand why guys go long time without going short time first! Can someone exxplain.

I'd like to know what guys do with the LT partners outside of the sex act. Seems like a lot of babysitting and fake romance to me.

[Wolvenvacht]

I just don't understand why guys go long time without going short time first! Can someone exxplain.

Harold,

It is "explain" not "exxplain". It seems your "x" key is sticking. Have you been going too much to "XXX" sites again?

But all silliness aside, you actually asked a pertinent question.

Personally, I always take a girl back to my room on a LT basis. For starters it is just more economical. For the small extra price you pay, you get to enjoy her a whole night, which of course translates to a few pops before going to sleep and once more in the morning. There is no time pressure as she does not "calculate" to go back to her bar and score another ST and besides I really like to have a cutie next to me, even when sleeping. It is much nicer than cuddling my teddy-bear at home.

Of course, you run the risk that she is a starfish or even downright nasty, but I never had such disappointments yet. Maybe I am just lucky or perhaps I have great pre-session interview skills. That is the reason I pick my ladies from agogo-bars: you get to see the wares, for the price of a lady-drink you can chat with them and explain your wishes and even sample already some of her charms. The way they move on the stage, the way they chat with you, the way they react to you, ... All these things are invaluable to gauge their "value".

Actually, my best sessions happened when the girl more or less chooses me rather than the other way around. I am a fairly unassuming guy and one of my talents is to disappear in the background, like a human chameleon. If I don't signal the server-girl, she might not even notice me and fails to ask me what I'd like to drink. Kudos for the girl that nevertheless notices me. Sometimes they just come by and start to chat and more often than not a deal is quickly made thereafter and as I said above, I never regretted it.

As I rarely go for a repeat performance, getting a girl for ST first and later get her again on a LT basis is not something what fits within my modus operandi.

So to summarize my answer: I like diversity and never yet had a bad LT experience.

It would be interesting to know what other members think about this matter.

[TomJackin]

By the way, I know you took a girl or two out of Relaxxx Go Go. This is a new bar that opened sometime in 2011. I have never been there, but I have heard a few vague yet positive things about the place, like it has a some nice girls, multiple stages, table top dancers, and Jacuzzi. Can you elaborate a little on it – give us your take on Relaxxx. I will try to check it out when I am in Pattaya in October.

I've been in Relax when it was under a different name. It looks the same as it did before. There is a tub on your left when you walk in, and there is only one stage, it is big and the girls have to climb to get on it. All of the seating is elevated so you can see everything that is going on throughout the club.

The big difference would be that Mamasan Miki owns 50% of the place and she is proud of it. I've known her for 10+ years and I know she really cares for the girls and the customers. After 2, the barfine is only 300 baht. She has some hotties working there and her head server, Nid, is one of the best servers in the country, IMHO.

But do check it out for yourself and please report back your thoughts.

[Nixonbd]

Hey guys,

So what do you guys do to manage your money to support your daily mongering habit?

In the DR I could easily survive with an ATM machine about every 3 days as the daily mongering and life costs are a whole lot less.

But in the Thailand my chicken scratch budget is coming to $250 / day and my visa handles the fixed hotel cost. It does not seem right or convenient to be playing with the ATMs every single day.

So what do you do or how do you handle things when the constant need for more money comes into play on a very frequent basis?

I usually budget for $150 a day, above the fixed hotel cost. Seems more than enough for my many beers, bar girl drinks, meals and 1. 2 pops a day. I have used the ATM across from the Hot Tuna Bar (next to what else; 7-11) on walking street and never had any problems. As noted, $100 and $50 bills US, bring the highest exchange rate. Supposedly, using a debit at an ATM gets you a better exchange rate than using a credit card. Just make sure you let your bank know the dates your going so they don't cancel your card.

[AfAsia]

Roong Reuang Coach, located, Exit 8 on the 1st level. Just prior to the exit on your right is a desk: BUSES TO PATTAYA. Buy your ticket. 134b

Buses appear to leave on the hour. There are various stops once in Pattaya.

A reminder: Still the simplest means of transfer to Central Bangkok from Suvarnabhumi Airport is to head up to 'Depatures', drop-off area and wait for taxi. Ask the driver to run the metre, should not cost you more than 400b at most.

[Paul2020]

On the way to Peppermint to make good on a promised barfine tonight, I was a little early and stopped in at Iron for the first time this trip. Sat in the back and there was a group of about 8 dancers in white lingerie. I couldn't stop staring at a very tall very slim sensual dancer.

I walked up to the stage and gave her 100 Baht tip and thought that was the end of it since I was going to leave for Peppermint. Her set ended a minute later and she came and sat next to me. Her English was limited at best, but I did understand her name, that she was 19, and from Udon Thani.

Trying to make some conversation, I asked her how long she had been working at Iron. Next thing I know she stands up and brings the mamasan over. The mamasan 'confirms' that I want to bar fine her long time and that the barfine is 1, 200 and the girl gets 3, 000. I was stunned, but after thinking about it for a second, I thought why not.

So I pay for my Coke and the barfine. Never got to the point of buying her a drink. She changes to a nice dress and we are out of Iron. She is very affectionate on the way to the hotel and says how much she likes farungs.

At the hotel she tells me to shower, then half way through she joins me. Not a kisser, but otherwise good in bed. We finish and I clean up. After she comes out of the bathroom she gets dressed. I've had runners, but this one surprised me. Then with a sweet smile she asks for 3, 000!

I tell her 3, 000 is for long time and this certainly isn't long time. I mentioned that the mamasan said 3, 000 long time and utters one word, 'morning' and climbs back into bed with her clothes on and unmutes the television. She rests her head on my chest and puts one arm around me. This girl can change her demeanor in milliseconds.

On my notebook I use google translate to tell her either stay and take your clothes off, or leave and that I will talk to the mamasan tomorrow. I offer 1, 000 to leave. She tells me short time is 2, 000. I tell her the mamasan never mentioned short time 2, 000 and she was only here an hour. She gets out of bed and grabs her phone and I think perhaps tried or feigned trying to call her mamasan. I take 1, 000 and tell her to go. She throws it back on the bed and heads out the door but the door doesn't close. In half a minute she is back in the room, getting into bed and wants me to unzip her dress.

I've had enough. I use google again to tell her to go and that I'm calling security to take her out of the room. She gets up starts crying a little. I take the 1, 000 and hold it out for her. She takes it, mutters something in Thai, but all I could make out was her name and 'tomorrow' and then leaves.

With her antics there is no way I wanted her to stay until morning. I figure that 1, 000 for a great lay from an Iron performer was a good deal. Still not too late to go to Peppermint for my promised barfine. All is well that ends well.

[Member #4698]

Day 6. Burnout Syndrome has Arrived!

Sounds like your batteries were running low, LOL. It happens to the best of us. Now once in a while, a really sexy girl can recharge me on the fly so to speak and I become the Energizer Bunny, but usually when my battery count gets low, even though girls will tell me they can give me the power, it usually takes a day or two off to regain full strength. It sounds like you recovered by day 8.

By the way, I know you took a girl or two out of Relaxxx Go Go. This is a new bar that opened sometime in 2011. I have never been there, but I have heard a few vague yet positive things about the place, like it has a some nice girls, multiple stages, table top dancers, and Jacuzzi. Can you elaborate a little on it – give us your take on Relaxxx. I will try to check it out when I am in Pattaya in October.