Pattaya Reports

[Ibn Buttita]

i'm mentally arguing with myself as i write the post title above, but in retrospect my second night in pattaya may have been the best gogo hopping of my mongering career. it started with a place that has intrigued me for a while, the kitten club at the penthouse hotel. maybe it's the pictures of the hot dancers on their website, or some good reports on the hotel's isg forum page, but i decided i would brave the ambiguity of a combined regular girl-ladyboy gogo. separating the boys from the (wo) men wasn't really the issue once i realized that the tall hotties were the guys. actually it was pretty clear who was who, and the girls were attractive (a russian guest barfined a hardbodied cutie as i was arriving) , though not teenie types. the real problem was that there were very few other guests, and the girls (and others) on stage were very forward about making eye contact and giving come-hither gestures, so i felt too much on the spot, so i headed out after a drink. i have to say it's a fun place, and the combination of the scantily clad girls, ladyboy waitresses, and the house-sized lb mamasan in outrageous makeup made for an avant garde burlesque atmosphere, like in the musical 'cabaret. '

i next headed to sapphire on soi 15 to see the advertised show there. it was after 10 but i had to wait a while, as they were late. it turned out not to be worth waiting for. they had a few girls dressed in elaborate costumes supposedly reenacting some thai legend, but it was so awkwardly done that it looked like kids putting on a school play. fortunately, there were some things worth watching, namely the dancers in white hot shorts and blue bikini or halter tops – think dallas cowboy cheerleaders, (and a few without much of anything as the night went on). i had my eye on one hot hop hop dancer from the start. i had to play musical chairs in the seats around the stage to finally get her attention, but i summoned mai for drink. she was shy, which i found endearing, but i was really disappointed when she responded negatively to proposal to barfine her all night.

it turned out that mai, only 19, lived with family in pattaya, and so needed to return home for the night. then she brightened my gloom with this handy revelation: sapphire had short time rooms upstairs. the cost would be a 600 baht barfine and room rental (1 hour) , plus 2, 000 for mai. this was a great solution (if not a great value) , since i could not pass up having sex with this teenie dancer. and as a concept it was ideal: gogo's are great, but sometimes if it's early i don't want to go back to my hotel for a short time session, which can disrupt the flow of the evening. with short time rooms onsite, you can bust a nut while you are at your horniest, and then settle in to select an all-nighter girl without that pressure.

the short time deal struck, mai got changed into civilian clothing, which seemed silly once we left the front door of the club just to walk three meters down to a door leading upstairs. the room was new and clean, and the bathroom was a model for short time hotels anywhere. mai emerged from the shower with a towel wrapped around her. i relished slowly peeling that towel off and tracing my tongue around her rosebud nipples, over her flat stomach, and between the moist lips of her hairy pussy. slow and steady was the pace of the lovemaking, and watching the intense look on the face of this 19 year old cutie brought me to another place. it was incredible to me that a girl who could be so uninhibited on stage could be such an innocent, virginal lover in bed.

i left sapphire and mai with time to kill and a lady friend to join me overnight, so it was off to walking street, where i dropped into a place i had my eye on since my visit last year. airport aka sexy airlines featured a theme (and cute fake stewardesses in front) that promised fun. and it delivered: in all the bars, strip clubs, gogo's and other mongering venues where i've mongered over the last few years, i don't think i ever had so much fun.

the ingredients were simple: high energy music, enthusiastic dancers in sexy air hostess outfits, blonde russian tourist chicks going topless, cheap beer prices, and naked girls sudsing each other up. and the key factor in my good time was one of those girls. iris (i think that was her name) stood out from the three other naked girls whacking each others' asses with foam rubber rods. what did it for me were her incredible smile, sexy wavy hair, and latina or spanish look. so while she was dancing (spanking, actually) , i went over to give her a tip.

after her shift she got into a tiny dress and skimpy top and came over. she spent the next couple of hours with me, grinding her thong-clad ass against me, letting me reach into her gauzy bikini top and fondle her breasts, and eventually making out like teenagers. when we did make all the barfine arrangements and she did get changed into her short jean skirt and top, i asked that we stay longer, the fun of this 'date' trumping (temporarily) my horniness.

when we did get to my hotel room it was like i had invited her in from at hot date – out on the balcony we began kissing furiously, stumbling inside and over to the bed while throwing off pieces of clothing. we went at it as passionately as any time i can remember. it was pretty wild, so much that when we came up for air iris and i laughed at the fact that the bed had moved three feet from the wall! the next morning we continued where we left off, unable to keep our hands (and other parts) off each other. we dozed after the early wakeup shag, followed it with another at midmorning, and you can probably guess what happened when a noon rainshower kept us from heading outside.

[Ibn Buttita]

When Nuy departed in the morning I went on a hotel search, since my room at Opey De Place was so unappealing. I liked the pool in the leafy courtyard at Opey De, but for over 900 Baht I needed something better. I found a new (and newly built, it seemed) hotel, Nature View, over a couple of blocks on Soi Buakhow. It had a much plusher room at about the same price, and they had a good pool in back. Plus some really friendly front desk staff.

After lunch my plan was to pick up a Beer Garden or Beach Road girl for some afternoon fun. Beer Garden only had girls accompanying their dates for lunch, so I strolled along Beach Road, I didn't see many girls at all, probably because of the heat. I did pass by a cluster of women near the end of Soi Post Office, mostly older but with one young and slender girl with them. I doubled back a couple of times in order to decide what to do, and I eventually sat down next to the slender girl; she was not great looking facially, but I figured for a 700 Baht it was worth a shot, and we headed to a short time hotel (100 Baht an hour) on Soi Post Office. With the heat I was glad to quickly remove my shirt and do the same for hers, noticing her tits were even smaller than I had expected. (I'm sure you've seen where this is going. .). Then time for the pants, and in contrast to her chest, down there I found more than I expected. I guess I should have known better; when I sat down with my date back on Beach Road one of the older women laughed and said something like 'Oh, Ladyboy, ' but I thought she was kidding! Well, with her warning now confirmed, I left 300 and smiled and excused myself. It's a rite of passage for any Thailand mongerer, I suppose.

I decided to make up for my ignominious afternoon experience with a place I've found to be much more reliable, Devil's Den. After a swim I made the 5 minute walk over to Soi LK Metro. Prior to my trip I had emailed to ask about the whereabouts of Taylor and Dew, two favorites from past visits, but apparently with the change in management they went away too. I was fortunate to find worthy successors, however. Of the girls in the lineup Nina and Luck (who I may have sessioned with before) stood out, significantly better looking than the rest of the lineup.

Upstairs in the room, my main problem with threesomes surfaced: I usually gravitate more to one girl than the other. In this case, it was Nina. This incredibly cute spinner had me smitten, and as a result I found my cock inside her for most of the first half of the 90 minute session. But how could I tear myself away when I'm fucking her in missionary, look over into the bedside mirror, and see her legs wrapped around me and her little ankle bracelet jingling away. Still, she's tiny and I was afraid I would wear her out. Trooper that she was, she could handle it all, even bouncing in the sex swing. And I did even things out in the second half, with some anal and other activities with Luck, who is seriously service oriented. The last cum of a Devil's Den adventure is often hard to accomplish, but Luck worked it and worked it until I unloaded in her mouth.

[Ibn Buttita]

My late afternoon trip from Bangkok to Pattaya wasn't filled with much anticipation: I was too tired from three busy days in the capital and so fell asleep for the duration of the trip. The Bell Bus service, (though a little late in picking me up at Livingstone's before the transfer to a bigger bus at the airport) worked out nicely, especially with the van dropoff at my hotel and the value 340 Baht price. I checked into the Opey Dey Place, Soi Lengkee off Soi Buakhow, where I had stayed my previous visit, but the combination of very spartan room and bad location within the hotel made me decide to look for another place the next day. I'm a fan of the Soi Buakhow area since it's a bit more relaxed than some other parts of town, especially those close to walking street, but it still has fun venues with several gogo's and plenty of little bars. Buakhow is also a direct route to the heart of things, a reasonable and direct walk to South Pattaya Road and then to Walking Street.

I was ready to hit the town by 8. My plan was to attack an area I hadn't tried last year, Soi 15, and a type of place I hadn't visited in Pattaya, a show club: Angel Witch was my first stop. A recent report described parts of the show well, with the dancers dripping fluorescent paint on their naked bodies while writhing to 'chant, ' and the big mama Ladyboy suffocating the blindfolded victim with his / her boobs – she also did a mean Tina Turner impression! I thought Angel Witch was a lot of fun and a great value, but I had no interest in the barfine-able dancers who took the stage a couple of times; they just didn't look that good, a little rough around the edges. And with so many tourist types in the audience, I didn't like the idea of choosing in that kind of (family?) atmosphere.

So I was happy to try a somewhat sleazier venue. Babydolls was just up the Soi, and yes, the cheap beer touts helped me make my decision to go in. True to its name, Babydolls had a lot of younger girls, some cuties among them, but the ones I would have barfined were otherwise occupied with guests or looked too bored to be fun. So I spent my time caressing the asses, pussies, and boobs of the nude girls up on platforms doing bath and lesbo shows. I made my way over to Walking Street next to take in all the chaos. After looking in a couple of places I dropped into Peppermint. A good selection was on hand, but I move too slowly for the girls that appealed most. I think I rated some of the hostesses higher than the dancers. The club just got too crowded, though, so I moved on in my search for my first Pattaya playmate.

At Living Dolls nearby there weren't a lot of girls, but they were lively, and dirty. Blow jobs on phallically carved bananas, that kind of thing. What aroused me most was when a cute Russian brunette with amazing blue eyes got onstage to do some erotic dancing for her boyfriend in the audience. She did a little striptease and ended up dancing topless for a long time, showing off some terrific boobs. She found a dance partner in a lanky mixed Thai-African American (?) with wild hair who sucked on the white girls tits, and almost convinced her to take her pants off, but ultimately didn't succeed.

When the girls on the next shift got naked onstage, my eyes almost popped out of my head at the most outrageous one there. This tall, skinny babe had straight China bangs, arms and legs crawling with tattoos, and an in-your-face set of bolt-ons. So many artificial ingredients would normally repel me, but in her case I was intrigued, in an opposites attract sort of way, so I asked a waitress to call her over. She said she would be happy to do so, but had to let me know that the girl was deaf.

I certainly didn't expect that, but figured that I'the see what happened when we met. Nuy was all smiles as she approached me, and whipped out a notepad so we could introduce each other and get acquainted. She knew English well and so we engaged in a back-and-forth scribbling match as we got to know one another. It was clear that we got along well, so I proposed going to my hotel, to which she happily agreed. When she returned from getting dressed I think my eyes opened wider than when she was naked – wearing a miniskirt, tight low cut top, and high heels, and a she made me feel pretty proud walking down Walking Street with her on my arm. After some seafood at the Marine restaurant I climbed on the back of her motorbike and we sped off.

In my hotel room Nuy started looking more like the Thai girl next door, as she stripped off the false eyelashes and makeup and lost a few inches when the heels came off. As she was showering I learned an important lesson when approaching a naked deaf girl – since she can't hear you enter the bathroom, she tends to get startled when you suddenly out you hand on her ass. On the bed we exchanged some love notes before Nuy mounted me. She was energetic and I loved feeling her slender body against mine, although I wouldn't rank our nighttime and morning sessions up with the better ones of the trip, for whatever reason. I guess the rest of the experience was so memorable that the sex was secondary. And when I think about it, I'the have to say that I never communicated better with any Thai girl than I did with Nuy, and she couldn't even speak or hear!

[Biz99]

Just a quick report on three days escape from Bangkok to Pattaya.

Rain has been heavy this year, and some downpours interrupted the action, so hard to gauge what the activity levels of the bars would really be.

Soi 6 was rewarding as usual, although I had to make a couple of trips up and down the soi to find my taste in the afternoon. It seemed that the evenings offered more of the younger, slim lookers segment. In any case, it was a good investment of time and money (300 room. 700 to the girl, although one Chiang Mai 22 year old requested 1000).

Beach Road was pretty grim on every pass. A lot of coal and very, very few diamonds. Pattaya Beer Garden had zero women the one time I dropped by in the late afternoon.

GoGos were as usual. My Diet Coke was 95 baht (compared to Nana Plaza at 145, which makes it ridiculous now IMHO) and the selection was okay. Hard to justify the ST market price these days, when compared to what is available on Soi 6.

[Gunga Din]

Tony, those are tears of imagined pain, as you visualize a night with a Grill Girl while reading my FR. Don't worry, the bad dream will pass, and the good times will roll once again.

Cheers,

- Gunga

[Tony Hoeprano]

Gunga Din,

You may want to try writing romance novels. I used up an entire box of Kleenex while reading your report. sniff sniff..

[Gunga Din]

"you come tonight, see me at club," the 25-year old go go dancer from a soi lk metro bar said to me, as she left at 9. 00 am."yes," i lied to her, holding back on my westernized version of events (where it would have been to truthfully say,"i don't think so, honey", and so to let her walk away in the more respectful thai face-saving fashion. she'd claimed she was feeling sick, but there was no evidence of this other than her bad acting, upon waking for a morning session. as one of the benefits of the thai girl scene is post-payment on the sex worker transaction, i had docked her 3k baht down to 2k baht. she hadn't complained, other than to plaintively mutter,"i don't have money". well, i replied, now you do. i give you two thousand baht, for one 30-minute boom-boom.

in some way the event was healing for me. i'd grown sadly accustomed to the increasing number of filippinas in my old pi stomping ground in angeles city, pulling this same poor performance card. the hassle of returning to the angeles bar from which i had plucked them, to complain, was not what i wanted to be doing with my limited time there. but paying lt for st action never feels good. here, in pattaya, the transaction was much cleaner for me, as the customer. no honey, no money.

it has not been a great start to my seven days here in pattaya, after flying directly to bkk from malaysia on monday. i had made a bee-line to x-bar go go, hoping to bar-fine a girl from my previous trip here, only to find she had gone home to recover from a recent scooter accident. i left the bar expressing my concern about her injured collar bone, and spent the next few hours on walking street, only to return to my hotel alone. i was dead tired from working, and had no energy to book a new girl.

the next day, it was off to saba dee body massage, and took only three minutes to pick out a girl. in spite of my usual mo of not picking the girl who apparently wants to work really badly (almost inevitably leading to disappointment once she is back in your room) i went for a cute girl waving at me wearing a big smile and a short red dress. it turned out to be a mixed blessing, as she gave a tremendous soapy but, once it came to blow job time, my little brother was awol. hmmm. i know i'm horny, and the girl gave a great body slide, using her sparse little pubic brush to great scubbing effect. but it was the leaving me alone afterwards, resting after the inflatable mattress event, that killed the mood for me. by the time she returned for a little ball-licking and a covered bj, my little brother had lost interest. i tipped her well, anyway, because it was not down to her performance or effort, and only to chemistry (and bad timing).

several hours later i found myself in soi lk metro, and it was getting late. i still had my pattaya cherry to lose, and remained saddened by my soapie misadventure. then i saw her, in a line up of only four girls, with long dark hair and sporting a new full-length back tattoo. nice body, mid-twenties, but smiling at me from the darkened stage with all too-much enthusiasm. the big head sent the message down to the little head that i was tired, and that pattaya was full of other options, and for me to wait a while more for a less-enthusiastic girl. then, the little head reminded me it was 11 pm, and that my interest was waning. ok, let's buy smiling girl a lady drink, and see what's up.

the second warning sign that arrived was in the form of the teeth braces she wore, that suddenly became apparent once she was sitting at my side, lady drink in hand. i've had a few grill girls before, and they thankfully were able to bj me without lacerating my organ in the process, which is what goes through your mind when they smile at you, club lights reflecting on all that non-sexy metal. i decided to focus on the pre-bar fine interview, rather than her dentistry. but did i mention that i have learned, the hard way, not to choose ultra-eager girls? in my defense, she smelled awfully good, and i liked the shape of her body, so l decided to give her a lt shot.

it turned out to be one shot, though. i negotiated an over night for 3k, following the usual question asking her about her giving blow jobs. in retrospect, and in the noise of the go go bar, she was either vague, or was deliberately concealing her future refusal for a blow job so she could leave with me. lesson learned: get a firm understanding on this, or learn thai language for "you give me good blow job, yes?". but at least the upcoming one shot would be a good one, in spite of her looming mid-boom-boom announcement that she would not blow me because of her braces. luckily for me, i still liked the way she looked, and smelled, and fingering her pussy produced nice, wet results. little brother was up and running, no bj stimulation needed, and off we went for a mid-night boom-boom.

she was surprisingly tight, for 25 years old, and so i went in slow and steady so as not to hurt her. her thai faked-moans were at the budget end of the scale of fakery, and i almost wished she had just stayed quiet instead. but she did accomodate my late-night enthusiasm well, with multiple positions, and i almost came. then, all of a sudden, she was saying she was feeling discomfort down there, in pussyland. ok, baby, then we stop. i don't want you to get hurt, and you can bj me instead, before we go to sleep. and that's when the grill girl / no blow rule was presented to me. no good deed goes unpunished.

in the end i called it a night, only to awaken a few hours later around four am, with my nose snuggled up close to her hair. damn, she did smell good. and the warmth of her body made me feel exceptionally alive. so, i sent some exploratory feelers out, to see if she was up for lt round two, after her four hours of rest."i'm tired, honey, i need sleep", she murmured at me. fair enough. but the general feeling i was getting from her was: "no more for you, sunshine".

i restlessly slipped back into sleep, to awaken around 7 am. at 8 am, grill girl was still apparently asleep, so i gave her the benefit of the doubt, and cuddled up next to her, to give her another opportunity to come through on our deal. then, came the morning news flash from her: she was not feeling well, and wanted to go home. ok, not a problem. i've had it with you, anyway, i said to myself."if you want to go home, i'll give you 2k for a go go short-time." "i don't have money", she countered, repeating several times. i ran a few scenarios through my head (thai gangsters tracking me down this week, her going crazy in my room and breaking a tv set) , but decided a stand needed to be taken. no honey, no money. short time performance results in short time pay. this is the way the real world works.

so now, it is wednesday morning, with a week of pattaya playing ahead of me. i don't feel sorry for myself, and i certainly don't want the reader to feel sorry for me. to be sure, no more grill girls from now on. and no more obfurep001ion around the bj rule, during the interview process. no bj, no bar fine.

[LittleBigMan]

Wildhawk,

Not sure why you pay that amount but you shouldn't worry too much about keeping the price down. If it was on the bill then the girl wasn't trying to dig you? You might want to think back when it happen and whether it might have been some type of holiday. Bac. Normally raise their barfine to a 1000 on certainly holidays that they don't close to keep the girls from leaving. There are times when the girl barfines herself for personal reasons which will cost her 1000 baht. If they don't show up to work it is 1000 baht to the house. If none of these apply the next time ask them why when you see it on the bill. A girl I take regularly from the first time she ask me for the 600 up front to pay her barfine. I usually give her a 1000 baht and she comes back with the 400.

LBM

[WildHawk]

Bacarra, BARFINE confirm 600 baht, not 1000 noted by another poster. Why he paid 1000 is uncertain?

LBM

Hmmm, and thanks for the info, and this is a major point of this board, to keep it real on pricing, and I regret overpaying. I cannot do anything about the Japanese throwing money around, but I can do my part to tamp down the price creep.

It's a little too late for me as I guess I got plumb ripped-off. (The Baccara girl was great, though.) Funny how that 1000 baht appeared on the bill. Perhaps I was given a troll surcharge? Ah well. I do wonder whether Baccara drops the barfine to 600 after a certain hour, like midnight or 1 a.m. (came across this at a few of the bars). At What's Up? I am told to barfine a girl a second day (without her checking in at the "job") costs 2000 baht.

I'd rest better if that extra 12 USD went for bricks for a girl's outhouse in Isaan, but instead it's going into the pockets of the insidious motherfuckers who run that string of bars (which I will make pains to avoid, not so hard as there is PLENTY of pussy in Patts). Reference my report on Beach Club, which is presenting girls not available for barfines / sex as ones who are so as to run up bar tabs to unwitting customers.

[LittleBigMan]

Bacarra, BARFINE confirm 600 baht, not 1000 noted by another poster. Why he paid 1000 is uncertain?

LBM

[Dedalus]

What is the barfine at Baccara? I heard they raised it recently, true?

I bar fined gasl there 3 times last week. Each time it was 600 Baht.

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Gin And Tonic]

i went into this place to get checked. it is 200 b to see the doctor and get [CodeWord109] test / swab.

the receptionist said 150 people a day come in for std check.

so that is over 50, 000 people a year going just to this one clinic for std.

does this type of test, [CodeWord134] . swab, cover hiv

[Gin And Tonic]

Noddy. She is from Nigeria. Not to be recommended. She wanted from me 2000 bhat. I walked also away.

Carlos.

Quote Originally Posted by Gin And Tonic [View Original Post]

Where did you find the black chick and where is she from.

I believe I may Have chatted to this girl briefly, some 3 weeks back in Walking st, sat at an outdoor bar, she quote me 1500b ST, I walked off.

Had fun with 2 from Madagascar during high season, found in bar on 2nd road, wanted ST so they could go to Mixx club afterwards

[Carlos Primeros]

Noddy. She is from Nigeria. Not to be recommended. She wanted from me 2000 bhat. I walked also away.

Carlos.

Quote Originally Posted by Gin And Tonic [View Original Post]

Where did you find the black chick and where is she from.

I believe I may Have chatted to this girl briefly, some 3 weeks back in Walking st, sat at an outdoor bar, she quote me 1500b ST, I walked off.

[AfAsia]

Where did you find the black chick and where is she from

I believe I may Have chatted to this girl briefly, some 3 weeks back in Walking st, sat at an outdoor bar, she quote me 1500b ST, I walked off.