Pattaya Reports

[Werqweq]

Isn't he the one that hung himself while jacking off? Why would you want to go out like that? That is no kind of in style that I have ever heard of.

Like the man said, he aims low these days.

[Forty Drinks]

Isn't he the one that hung himself while jacking off? Why would you want to go out like that? That is no kind of in style that I have ever heard of.

He is UnHonged that's why.

[Expat American]

I do not write literotica like Sir Lancelot that so many of you fools are so impressed by. Most of it is so vague you can barely prove he was actually here. So many of you guys are wearing beer goggles over your rose tinted glasses. The worst part is you are blind also. I only post facts and information.

Short white guy. Clean cut. Wear shorts with collared shirts. Age low 50's. Last time here was 10 years ago. Been here now 16 days and ready to leave but will tough it out for the 2 months I originally planned but may have to spend time in Bangkok to finish my time.

If you hate it there why would you still want to spend two months there? Thailand is a beautiful place. Why not take the time to travel? You could go to some islands, scuba dive (or learn to do so), Chang Mai, Bangkok etc. You can make quick side trips to Cambodia (Angkor is amazing) or a quick flight to numerous SEA countries. You have made the effort to allocate 2 months of time and flown across the world. I think even unlimited pussy is boring after a while. 2 months in Pattaya is too much.

[Mr Enternational]

I choose to go in style, like David Carradine.

Isn't he the one that hung himself while jacking off? Why would you want to go out like that? That is no kind of in style that I have ever heard of.

[Newton York]

If you can't understand what's the problem, then figure it out I say.

Wonder who posted these pics of these girls he banged on ISG, but gets panties waded up when the other identify the girls as well?

And who is it again that goes around publicly filming bars, working girls, and customers for social media content like YouTube?

So what's this about respect, personal privacy, and exposure again? Ask your buddy Owen.

Learn what "entitlement" means, I say. Damn these male Karens popping up everywhere not understanding and pointing fingers.

Sounding silly, all these kettles calling pots stainless steel.

Wait, you know who it is that uploads them youtube type videos? The guys living the dream. Got to be making 3 to 5 grand a month, easy. Granted there's a ton of youtube channels that show Bangkok nightlife, but that's the miracle of it all. Most of them all do pretty well view count wise. If you know who one of them dudes are, can you spill the beans? Message me or something, I want to ask the guy for some tips, advice, etc. How to get started. How to make all this happen, cause they've made it. Living the life, living the dream! We should all be so lucky.

[Newton York]

Keep pumpin the money pump, Mr. York, and set up a good retirement savings that will keep you smiling in your golden years. That's what I did.

I'm trying the Cups, every day at work it's a battle, but each day I get paid, it's another day closer to Bangkok. I aim low these days, not even years, I'd be happy with just a few months of debauchery in Thailand, and I'm out of there, David Carradine style! I'd party like it was the end of my life, which it kinda is anyway.

I definitely don't want to end up like them homeless foreign dudes that get stuck in Thailand with nothing, like these poor schmucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnR-CIG0k0Q

I choose to go in style, like David Carradine. Ha! It's weird though, reports like this about expat types that end up homeless in Thailand are few and far in between these days. Does that mean we've cleaned up our act, and are doing ok in Thailand? At this point, there's got to be plenty of homeless white guys in Thailand.

[Sir Lancelot]

guy does not want to you dig up photos, public or not, of girls he's banging.

What's the problem with respecting that? Who cares what his reasons are.

I've been too busy having fun in Angeles to give ElMexicant the attention he craves but here is my explanation.

Probably about 15 years ago I posted a similar style diary on the Angeles page and included photos of the girls. I try to make my diaries as informative as possible and I thought including pictures of the girls would be interesting to anyone reading. Furthermore I naively thought I was doing the girls a favour. I thought it they provide excellent service they deserve to be highlighted and it might even throw a little extra custom their way.

But then someone from the forum took their phone to all of the bars I mentioned, sought out the girls and showed them what I'd written about them. I assume he wanted to play the knight-in-shining-armour role to get close to pretty girls for once.

It turns out the girls were really upset. I was friends with one on Facebook and she was mortified I'd described what we had got up to. She told me the other girls in the bar all read it and she had to leave the bar because she felt humiliated. I felt terrible. Another girl contacted me and was equally pissed off. Bear in mind I'd posted glowing reports about each (I even called one the 'blowjob queen') yet they were still upset.

So I learnt from my mistake and from that point onwards never include the real name of the girls I went with or their photo. Sometimes I used blurred faces but never linked with sexual descriptions. I try to respect the girls.

But unfortunately on this trip ElMexicant has taken it upon himself to try to expose the identities of girls that I'd tried to hide.

He's obviously doing it to take a swipe at me but it's hugely disrespectful to the girls and also fellow board members too, who sadly get a watered down version of my diary, without some really key info. It's frustrating as I want to make my diary useful to people who might be reading, especially those who might be planning a trip themselves. This forum is supposed to be about sharing information, right?

For some reason every page on ISG has someone like ElMexicant, an expat who feels it's his duty to police the forum and tell everyone else what they're doing wrong.

A reminder, the reason ElMexicant has taken a dislike to me is that he accused me of overpaying when I paid 1500 on soi 6 and I dug out a post of his a few weeks earlier in which he'd paid 2000! Since then all he ever posts about is me. Nothing constructive or adding value to the board, just drama.

His latest 'gotcha' is calling me Owen in his posts because he wrongly thinks I'm a guy with a YouTube channel. It's yet another thing he's got wrong but it shows that he is perfectly willing to 'out' fellow board members and reveal their identities on a public forum, surely the biggest dick move you can do on a forum like this?

It's interesting though. I had NapaSlapper troll me in similar fashion on the Angeles page last year and he used the immortal line 'leave the fucking to the big boys' and now here ElMexicant is boasting that he is 'on an entirely different playing field'.

Why do these people think they're special? What is there to boast about?

They're paying girls to have sex with them, something literally anyone else on this forum can do.

[LoveItHere69]

[Deleted by Admin] Most of it is so vague you can barely prove he was actually here. So many of you guys are wearing beer goggles over your rose tinted glasses. The worst part is you are blind also. I only post facts and information.

Short white guy. Clean cut. Wear shorts with collared shirts. Age low 50's. Last time here was 10 years ago. Been here now 16 days and ready to leave but will tough it out for the 2 months I originally planned but may have to spend time in Bangkok to finish my time. I hate the attitudes I have seen. LBFMs no longer applies. I am not a big guy and have had too many complaints about how long I take. And the average age of the girls working as dancers, door girls, and waitresses of Tree Town, Walking Street, LK Metro, and Beach Road street girls must be 35+.

HOSPITALS.

Pattaya International Hospital had one person in the lobby which is not a good sign. I asked if they did the tests I needed and they said yes. The lady at the desk I was talking to kept asking some guy questions or he was offering suggestions. I do not know. But it felt like he was a mamasan trying to upsell. I read several reviews later on Google stating they have many billing problems there.

Jomtien Hospital I believe the the newest hospital and is highly rated and supposedly cheaper than the others. Sadly, they did not offer what I needed.

I had to go to Bangkok Hospital Pattaya to get a sonogram and treadmill test for my heart. First come first serve. I was in and out in under 3 hours. $227! 8080 Baht. 900 be for the heart doctor and 7180 for the tests and misc. All guys should get this done!

BEACH.

The beach is not a beach. It is a huge ass tray. I hate smokers. Their tractor that pulls the strainer is unable to pick up cigarette butts or bottle tops. Utterly amazed at this because all the ones in Florida can.

BEACH ROAD FREELANCERS.

I swear 40% of the girls will not give you their contact info and over half the ones that turned me down for their contact info quickly turned into * attitudes. I have never seen anything like this before. They can do 5 guys a night. I can not do 5 girls a night. I want their number so I do not have to search for them night after night when I am ready.

I have taken 7 or so girls so far. Only one asked for money up front and I said no. She slammed my hotel door on the way out.

One was fun but turned into a starfish at the 10 minute point.

Be aware of the short girl with long red dyed hair who sometimes wears a cheerleader type outfit (mini skirt). Big boobs for her size until the top comes off. Then magically 60% of her boobs disappear. What is left over is soft and stretch marks from a child.

Did a tiny girl once who I met here (122 cm /4'10" Saw her twice on Beach Road. Works there from time to time. Works at LK Metro. I believe Boom / Unreal Bar (across from Exotic Bar). Yes, I saw her working there. She is skinny with glasses. Bad teeth. Not the prettiest yet cute. I usually post about unique girls and she is among the smallest you can get. Nice rack but are 20% smaller than what you think you see. Padded bra or something.

I got a number from a girl. Sent her a message and she did not reply. Saw her days later and lightly spanked her rear telling her she was a bad girl for not replying. She said I slapped her and got nasty so I walked away. Every time I walk past now she glares at me. Simply amazing.

Talked to another girl. I did not put my arm around her shoulders. I squeezed her shoulder muscle as I leaned in to ask her how much and she backed away as in no touching in public what so ever. I said "WTF" and walked away.

I nearly died when I saw a white kid about age 23 try to pick up a girl who looked like a ladyboy. There were two I think ladyboys. He approached from the side. The closest one to him as he was approaching them took several steps forward not looking at him as to basically reject him. The second one appeared not interested. He was young and good shape. Strange.

APPS.

Many apps have a setting to see people nearby.

WeChat you have to be grandfathered in as in you have had it and been using it. I tried to sign up and log in while in the Philippines. My buddy tried the same thing in Thailand. Both no luck and he had it years ago. Quick online research let me know that it appears Wechat is not accepting new applicants.

Telegram and Line were a sausage fest with a few ladyboys thrown in. Also, 2-3 ugly girls if that.

THAI FRIENDLY.

I lasted 2 hours and only lasted that long because I fell asleep. I signed up. Went to sleep for 2 hours. Looked for girls for 5 minutes. Tried to send a girl a message and was immediately informed I was banned for life. I tried to contact them asking what happened but no reply. Guess I should have entered my information and uploaded my picture first.

FIWFANS.

First I try Bell and she replies "No foreigners". Great start!

Most the girls seem to be located at Prima Place and Mooks Residences. Mooks is really nice like new nice but not much around it or I would stay there.

Champang has real large boobs and is short. Face not pretty and pitted from past acne?. Good in bed. Pictures match.

Maple pix all wrong. Face less pretty. Not chubby. She is fat. Sex I thought was fun. She did not think so which I learned days later. I was too lazy to go out so went back. She saw me through the door and did not answer my knock. I text the number and her mamasan informed me that last time I hurt her tummy. Remember I am not a big guy.

2 other girls I met were chubby and did not match their pix. One started complaining at the 8-10 minute mark that I took too long. I checked the time and I was in and out the door in 30 minutes with 2 mini showers taken while paying for 40 minutes.

I am at Mooks. I go up the elevator to the second floor and have to stand in a glass enclosure 1 meter x 2 meters until someone lets me in the hallway since I am not a resident with a card. I see Lydia and she matches her picture and is very pretty. But she does not think the same of me. She calls her pimp, opens the door to say "Cancel" and goes back to her room. I told the mamasan off telling them that if she does not like foreigners or white guys or short guys or whatever that it is their job to know this. Yes, I sent the mamasan my weight, height, and a picture to avoid problems during first contact which should be forwarded to the girl.

This is a worse success rate than the ones I used in Colombia.

WALKING STREET.

5 BB gun shooting booths. 2 water dunking booths with girls that are not pretty and not wearing sexy attire (aka bikinis). I want to go to the dunk booth. Take off my backpack. Put it in front of me. Pull out a true basketball and throw it at the target. Many new clubs / discos. Most had Indians trying to get you inside so I assume Indian owned too. The place is turning into a circus.

Asked one of the freelancers for her number. She said no and was not pleasant about it. Complete mood change. Asked a second one who was black and she said if I buy her a beer. She ended up thirsty. Both responses are great predictors of the bedroom attitudes I would have received.

Money exchange across from Sensation Go-Go has not required ID the 2 times I have used it when 2 different people were working it. Not the yellow TT. The one 7 meters to the right.

SOI 6.

Walked through my first night and exchanged glances with a girl at Wrath as I was walking past. Came back later and asked the same girl if she wanted to go upstairs. She acted as if she did not know English and her friend gave some BS excuse I could not understand and I left.

Nights later I was walking in back of the bars. Saw a bar girl and said "Hello". All she said was "No" so I kept walking.

Plan on focusing on Soi 6 for 5 days next week and see what happens.

HOTELS.

I-Rover $16. Always busy (bar, resto, darts). You have to walk your girl through all these guys to get to the back stairs. No ID check. Place closes at 1:00 am so you have the front door key and access to the resto area. Place was surprising quiet on the 3rd floor.

Pasadena Lodge $21. Little noisy on the 2nd floor because they are renovating the ground floor. That hammer-drill noise is something else.

Crystal Suites $18.4 rooms only and all on the 3rd floor. 2 front rooms with balconies and 2 rear rooms. I had back room. I did not like it because dark walls and weak lighting made it depressing. Very dark so can sleep your life away in there. Other problem was my bed sunk in the middle which was beginning to give me a slight lower back pain. No ID check. Just walk to the right side and to the back of the bar to the stairs. I asked one of the bar girls for her number as I walked past and she said she could not (nobody was around to see).

Crystal Suites, I-Rover, and Pasadena are all in a row.

Sureena Hotel $23 Soi 13/2 is the loudest of the 4 hotels because the middle section is open to all the floors. Only good thing is being well centered of most the Beach Road girls so you can walk straight to the hotel without needing a moto taxi. Employees not friendly.

Friendliest staff, comfortable, and clean goes to Pasadena Lodge for the win.

I hate seeing Hotels with the words "beach" or "marina" in their name when they are a kilometer away.

FOOD.

Best food finds for me is the 8 ounce Kiwi and the Lychee juice bottles for 35 be at the Boeing 747 near Soi 6.

Love the coconut ice cream inside the half coconut with the coconut flesh for 40 be. Finding the cart when you want one is a real pain.

[Sir Lancelot]

Sometimes I forget I am on a entirely different playing field.

Sorry amigo, I still can't take you seriously after you posted this.

[D Cups]

You can say that cause you're there, lucky enough to be boots on the ground. But for unlucky fucks like me, I'd see videos of that and think to myself that I'd sell my soul in a heartbeat to be rich so I can just be there, and soak it all in. It's weird how the grass is always greener, but by Lucifer, in Thailand, the grass actually IS greener. Don't complain. Feel sorry for us schmucks stuck here in the states. Go enjoy them girls. Cause even a solid 5, is still cheap pussy thanks to it being Thailand. Here, freaking 4's will still charge 300 an hour. Jeezum crotchety christ!

Keep pumpin the money pump, Mr. York, and set up a good retirement savings that will keep you smiling in your golden years. That's what I did.

[TooDirty]

I've heard Dumaguete is the big drama town, but I'm not sure Pattaya doesn't have it beat. LOL.

[Forty Drinks]

Tbh if I found a bar with attractive girls and affordable bar fines I would keep it to myself too.

I'm going crazy.

There is no such place. Come on Fellas. LOL. Hahaha. Surely notbin Pattaya.

[BroComplex]

Ok, you're a funny guy and I'd buy you a drink if I ever met you just to pay back for some good laughs, but guy does not want to you dig up photos, public or not, of girls he's banging.

What's the problem with respecting that? Who cares what his reasons are.

Tbh if I found a bar with attractive girls and affordable bar fines I would keep it to myself too.

[Werqweq]

Owen gladly mentions where he eats, Honey 1, Oh Bar, Area 52, but doesn't want to name a bar on Buakhao. Loco and nutty at the same time, as you can get right there. That's it, if they force another COVID booster, I am flat out refusing. Too scared it will turn my brain into mush like our YouTube buddy, full of secrets.

Ok, you're a funny guy and I'd buy you a drink if I ever met you just to pay back for some good laughs, but guy does not want to you dig up photos, public or not, of girls he's banging.

What's the problem with respecting that? Who cares what his reasons are.

[Turgid]

......She went to get changed and reappeared wearing a pair of frayed denim shorts and a black T-shirt. She took me by the hand to lead me out when all of the other girls formed a guard of honour and clapped her as we walked past!.......

Wow! Only in Thailand.