Pattaya Reports

[Sangkid]

I DO like beach Road (despite one scary incident yesterday) .

Scary incident. Did you bump into Mr. Thirston Lugalzaggizi 3rd?

[Uncle Volodya]

Indubitably, old man. Indubitably.

A gentleman of your fine breeding who has come such a long way is well offended to find himself the cynosure of opprobium from a succession of declasse strumpets. As we say down at the yacht basin, some things simply are not done.

By the way, I was at Insomnia that night and managed to snap a photo of Mr. Lugalzaggizi.

TOO FUNNY Bunky!

Mr. Thirston Lugalzaggizi 3rd, please loosen up a little. You'll have a much better time in Patts. You are in sex paradise so it'd be a shame not to make the most of your trip.

[Sxxxx]

Being prone to kidney stones I take Madola (Thai version, I believe, of Tramadol). Have another friend back in the states who also takes it though it is prescribed medicine over there.

On the cold medicine query I'll take Tiffy or Decolgen. Both might make you drowsy.

Did you ever research what causes kidney stones, oxolates / nuts etc? And how to avoid them before they become stones eg 2 litres of water every day flushes out the miniscule crystals before they develop bigger into actual stones? Water engergises you, doesn't make you drowsy. Try avoiding stones in the first place, lots to research / read, simple remedies when you know what / how. No harm in trying natural way, worked for me.

[TomJackin]

HUH? How much detail do you want? When you walk into the upstairs room the bar is to the left and the couches to the right. I sat on a couch and she blew me for 870. I think it is way too high. But, I have really never been there, so go see for yourself. By the way there are plenty of reports on the place. Why don't you learn how to RTFF.

Sorry youngster, one day you will grow up and will be able to keep up with the real mongers. But until then, just keep up with your one or two line posts.

They give blow jobs at the L shape bar with cut outs with little curtains. They sit on the other side of the bar on milking stools and that is where they perform. TV with porn in the background.

I don't need to learn to RTFF, I live it and then report it.

[Jgm005]

Being prone to kidney stones I take Madola (Thai version, I believe, of Tramadol). Have another friend back in the states who also takes it though it is prescribed medicine over there.

On the cold medicine query I'll take Tiffy or Decolgen. Both might make you drowsy.

Hi Bros;

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2. Any recommendation on strong pain meds? Two ACL surgeries 20 years past plus an indulgent lifestyle rounding out my midsection has made my knees fill with firecrackers. Someone said really tough stuff can be had OTC here. Like Vicodin or Oxycontin. I don't know, I read about Tramadol and Temgesic. Thoughts?

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[Luvpuss]

Please post a trip report on the Pump Station. That way some of us can really tell if if you have been there or just posting bullshit as you usual do. Tell us about the upstairs bar. Etc. Have you really been there? Trip reports, what a fucking concept!

HUH? How much detail do you want? When you walk into the upstairs room the bar is to the left and the couches to the right. I sat on a couch and she blew me for 870. I think it is way too high. But, I have really never been there, so go see for yourself. By the way there are plenty of reports on the place. Why don't you learn how to RTFF.

[Member #4698]

3. VERY IMPORTANT. We need a cover story. Several friends are traveling to Thailand too, and we will run into them in Phuket. They are the judgmental type (Western women!) so we prefer to have report of a fictional first few days to cover the fact we were in Pattaya. WHat would you tell your wife / GF / priest / au pair? I was going to google to find a small beach town near BKK to use as a cover. But I think some of you may have some thoughts.

Have some fun. Tell the judgemental types you went to Pattaya, had the time of your life, fell in love with a 19 year old Go Go girl, and we are going to get married. Or, you could just say you went to Ko Chang and it was a beautiful island, prettier than Phuket.

[Franco Cozzo]

my sentiments have changed a bit. I knew rushing into converting to Pattayism from Bangkokliscism after only a few hours in town was a bad idea. I DO like beach Road (despite one scary incident yesterday) , but walking st last night was not great. I am hoping it was Mondayitis, and tonight will have as hot women and fun people as Soi Cowboy.

[Ira Johnson]

Hi Bros;

I'm currently suffering in Pattaya, something I am unaccustomed to after three previous visits.

I am traveling with my best mate, who is not generally a monger but gleefully adopted the 'what happens in Pattaya stays in Pattaya' attitude. He's also less flush than I, and we are sort of traveling on his budget. Significantly less than mine, but hey I save money, right? We will also go to Phuket and Phi Phi while here.

I have a few questions I would like to throw out there. Then my report of night one:

1. What over the counter cold remedy do you use when here? I seem to have a cold since I stepped off the plane from cold rainy Shanghai. I've read about Tiffy.

2. Any recommendation on strong pain meds? Two ACL surgeries 20 years past plus an indulgent lifestyle rounding out my midsection has made my knees fill with firecrackers. Someone said really tough stuff can be had OTC here. Like Vicodin or Oxycontin. I don't know, I read about Tramadol and Temgesic. Thoughts?

3. VERY IMPORTANT. We need a cover story. Several friends are traveling to Thailand too, and we will run into them in Phuket. They are the judgmental type (Western women!) so we prefer to have report of a fictional first few days to cover the fact we were in Pattaya. WHat would you tell your wife / GF / priest / au pair? I was going to google to find a small beach town near BKK to use as a cover. But I think some of you may have some thoughts.

DAY 1.

Landed in BKK uneventfully. First time to travel here during high season / Chinese New Year. Taxi to Patts was great, thanks Mr Keak. However, my friend (who visited Patts years ago with his footballer buddies) refused to pre-book a room, insisting the Apex would have rooms. They did not, of course. After pounding the pavement a while we settled on Changthong House, recommended by a bro on here. I'm not thrilled with it and at 1350 (after a hard bargaining session) for the big room that was available, it's out of my buddy's budget. So, today includes looking again for a place.

After checking in we walked to Worldwide Agogo. I love that place. My crush was already in her street clothes prepared to go home with some other dude, so I had to give up on her. I saw a dancer with an amazing body and a gorgeous face, but she was a stunt performer. Placing an egg inside and. Well. Laying it. Over and over. Then she put the egg back in and lay flat on the floor, pounding her torso against the floor. She stood up, straddled a glass, and filled the glass with a cracked and running egg. I thought she looked amazing but. Something makes me not want to take home a stunt girl. Thoughts? Pussy control, etc?

We walked over to Tim Gogo (I think) on 2nd road where the music was awesome. AC / DC, Metallica, Billy Joel. One girl was particularly cute but refused to give me the time of day except to ask if I need another beer. My former take-away from there, Tai, looked awesome in long golden corn rows but was already attached to a young pimple-faced teen. She will make a man out of him I assure you.

I felt a massage happening on my neck and back, and it was quite nice. She was a bit older, tiny but with amazing eyes. She was drunk and a little melancholy, said her name was Tip. She wanted 1500LT plus the 800 barfine (let's keep discussion of whether I am a fool on bar fines and rates aside, shall we? I came prepared to purchase what I liked without too much hassle). I was with my pal and he had not found anyone, and Tip was not really my first choice. I lied and said I would come back. She kissed me deeply like a girlfriend and something sprang to attention.

As my pal and I walked out, he said, man, if you like her go back. There was that tiny one at Worldwide I liked, I will go get her. I hemmed and hawed about the price, then said fuck it, I will go for it. I went back and Tip was thrilled and deeply kissed me there.

While she was off changing, a voluptuous dance thrust her ass in my face. Coco, she said her name was (like 3/4 of the Chinese P4P girls I meet) and would I barfine her? I already made my commitment so I said no. Coco kissed me from the stage, her knee locked around a pole and her tongue exploring my tonsils.

On the way back to Soi 13, Tip became demanding, wanting to stop in this bar or that bar. I felt the cold coming on and wanted to get to the room. I bought her beer and stuff at Family Mart. She insisted on smoking a cigarette outside before coming in (I hate cigarettes. But wish I could find other smokables here) then showered and came to bed. She was slow, deliberate, included a lotion massage with the foreplay, and it was not great sex but not bad either. It's like pizza, you know? Good or bad, hey, at least you had pizza.

Second round she refused BJ and slapped me when I moved her head towards my soldier. I scolded her and she got back to the task at hand, and we made it through round 2. I could not finish. Stupid cold. She was transforming into a cold starfish.

Did I mention she was 34? Well that is what she told me in the bar, and I thought, oh well, all that experience, right? Well after round 2 she reveals she is 44. My age. Not enough to make me scream and kick her out but did not make me thrilled either. She wanted sleep by then and so did I. It was not good sleep.

Next morning she shoved me away, complaining of my snoring. When did I get a wife, for pete's sake? Her attitude turned me off and I gave her the promised money (regretting the deal all the while) and showed her the door.

Well, tonight is walking street and maybe I will go back to Worldwide and get my long time crush who I never managed to take home. Maybe Honey massage, who knows.

Either way I am not letting last night's mediocrity deter me. Pattaya is for fun and relaxation. You guys let me vent, I appreciate it, now onward!

Looking forward to the answers to my questions.

Uncle Ira

[LittleBigMan]

Lugalz.

Man your report is a trip! Whether you know it or not it gives a pretty good assumption as to the type of person you are?

It must be tough being a teacher in New York? Just hearing how the education system has gone down in the States I guess you don't get a lot of love or respect. You fly all the way to Asia looking / expecting everyone to love you and they don't! I would be bent out of shape too if that's all one can write in your reports. I guess you got to get it off your chest somehow? I'm here for you buddy? Let it all out!

Whether you know it or not just because someone doesn't respond and gives you a dirty look doesn't mean you have to go full steam ahead and beat them down maybe trying to win them over instead of them beating you down so you can't have a good time. Step back take a deep breath and come back in a day or so and read your report again maybe while someone is giving you a BBBJ?

Relax. Enjoy. LBM

[Franco Cozzo]

Third time to Thailand (in the last year) , first time to Pattaya. I have enjoyed Bangkok on all three occassions, however. After only a few hours here I think I've been converted. Of course, I do reserve the right to change back depending on the rest of my trip.

500THB beach road girl, ST: face 7. 5 (very cute, unlike most ladies I saw on my brief walk) , body 6. 5, service 8. 5+. I am not usually a fan of ST, but for that price vs. BJ bar to start this part of my trip off, I thought "why not?" Again, I might have been converted to ST fan. She has said she has a friend who is also OK with photos, and they like to "lick lick pussy".500THB each. 1000THB if I also want to do anal.

I'm staying at Penthouse (which I was a little wary of after reports on various Thai forums). I think I like it. I was only going to stay tonight and move on to Jasmine, though I might extend my stay here instead. The stripper pole and pron playing in the background really enhance the experience (a few minor qualms, but overall I'm content. If the 'Penthouse' forum member wants to discuss these, I am sure you can work out who I am from the info provided so far). Again: reserving the right to change my mind, depending on how I feel at checkout.

I will post reports and pictures of my endevours when time permits.

[TomJackin]

I went to Pump Station a few days ago. I did not buy a drink and when I got upstairs girl says 870B for BJ. I think it is a rip off.

Please post a trip report on the Pump Station. That way some of us can really tell if if you have been there or just posting bullshit as you usual do. Tell us about the upstairs bar. Etc. Have you really been there? Trip reports, what a fucking concept!

[Luvpuss]

Going to Pattaya in March and my flight gets into BKK about midnight. Is there really any benefit to taxi in that late or should I find a cheap room near the airport and grab a taxi the next morning?

I would not do either. I would get a cab to Suk and an inexpensive hotel. You can start your mongering trip with a bang in BKK, then go to Pats the next day.

[Luvpuss]

pattaya blow job bars.

in preparation for my pat trip i am collecting a list of bjb to visit and report on. current list is as follows but there must be more. please come with suggestions to add. pm or quote.

golden girls in soi 13/2, 650 baht.

pump station.

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bliss lounge

i went to pump station a few days ago. i did not buy a drink and when i got upstairs girl says 870b for bj. i think it is a rip off.

[Chill Out]

@bunky: hilarious!

@Lugalzaggizi, next time use your money to invest in a long, much-needed psychotherapy. I haven't seen so much negative drivel in a long time.