Pattaya Reports

**Mr Enternational** · 11-22-11 12:46

Originally Posted by Stakeout [View Original Post]

Has anyone barfined any of the girls standing outside the gogos promoting the place? What's the deal? Are they the same price as the regular dancers? And how do yo best go about it? Ask her inside the bar for a drink or barfine her straight away?

There are different tiers that increase in price. All barfinable.

Tier 1 = Waitress.

Tier 2 = Hostess.

Tier 3 = Dancer / Showgirl

**Lord Farquard** · 11-22-11 12:25

Originally Posted by Stakeout [View Original Post]

Has anyone barfined any of the girls standing outside the gogos promoting the place? What's the deal? Are they the same price as the regular dancers? And how do yo best go about it? Ask her inside the bar for a drink or barfine her straight away?

Depends on the bar, but usually they are the same gals that you see inside, just not dancing. Some bars have the girls that are not in rotation at that time troll for customers outside. I have found it best just to smile, put your arm around her and take her inside for a drink, or if they have some tables outside, ask her to sit with you and conduct your interview there.

**Kumar Arun** · 11-22-11 11:46

Originally Posted by Amex Spg [View Original Post]

Warning: Do not read this report if you're easily bored or really negative / critical.

Just Vow buddy. Tons of patience, eye for details. This must be linked to Wikipedia.)

Dummies for 1st timers in LOS.

AK

**Stakeout** · 11-22-11 11:10

Has anyone barfined any of the girls standing outside the gogos promoting the place? What's the deal? Are they the same price as the regular dancers? And how do yo best go about it? Ask her inside the bar for a drink or barfine her straight away?

**LittleBigMan** · 11-21-11 12:26

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]

That shouldn't stop the show. The only times I have done FS in a massage parlor there has been that type of setup as well.

I second that, in Pattaya majority of the places just have a curtain but you be surprise what can be done with just so little separation.

LBM

**Mr Enternational** · 11-21-11 09:30

Originally Posted by Devilspinkick [View Original Post]

She took me into this small massage place with beds that were only seperated by curtains so I knew right then that FS wouldn't be on the menu.

That shouldn't stop the show. The only times I have done FS in a massage parlor there has been that type of setup as well.

**Devilspinkick** · 11-21-11 08:01

A few days ago I was strolling down Soi 12. I was looking for an internet cafe but happened to pass a few massage parlors. A little lady yelled out to me "Hey! I-wantah-mah-sahz yoooo!". I looked over and noticed that she sort of resembled that porn star Jade Marcela (both her face & general body type) , so I couldn't help myself and had to see what she might be up to. She took me into this small massage place with beds that were only seperated by curtains so I knew right then that FS wouldn't be on the menu. Oh well. I got showered up and laid on the bed. She was quite flirty and made it very obvious that she was willing to take things further at a later date. Apparently she will visit you at your hotel if you click with her. Her massage skills where definitely above par, and she ended the deed with an HE (in this case her dainty but strong little hands double pumping to completion). She invited me to come back or perhaps contact her for an outcall. Something to consider. The name of the place was "Lai Thai Massage", I think.

Still touring the Go-Gos a bit. Stopped off in Airport Go-Go last night and had a good time. Liked the gals in flight attendant uniforms, it will give me something to think about during my long flight on Cathay Pacific back to the US. They also have a wash tub and the dames were being very naughty. Mamasan was cool and I had a good time chatting her up. Of course some gals wanted me to take them out but I had other plans that night. Maybe later.

I had planned to book a couple of gals from the Devil's Den for some fun on Sunday but was informed that they are no longer open on Sundays as of this month. What a shame. No worries, since I had already done it once before at DD and then I also BF'd two chicks from Lollipop Go-Go for a menage a trois. However, I think I'll stick with the one to one for the rest of the trip. We'll see.

So much sin; so little time.

- DSK

**Mr Enternational** · 11-21-11 05:16

I brought a girl home who I have seen in the disco plenty of times over at least the last couple of years. I never knew her name or anything though. Come to find out she is a showgirl in Alcatraz agogo. I said why aren't you at work then? She said she barfined herself because she has money. 1,000 baht. Then of course she only wanted 1,000 baht from me for all night. Huh? Kind of reminds me of the joke about the guys with the truck and the melons.

Originally Posted by Pogostick [View Original Post]

It's like the old story of 2 guys that buy a truck load of melons for a dollar each. And then sell them for a dollar each. At the end of the day they had sold every melon but realized they had lost money. They thought about it for a while and came up with a solution. They just need a bigger truck.

But how does it feel to pay 1,000 for a girl that other guys pay 1,000 barfine plus 2,000 or 3,000 long time for? Well, for me, normal. She was telling me about the shitty work rules. She said they have to pay 5 baht for every minute they are late. (She asked why she does not get paid more for being early.) She said they can not smoke and can not be drunk. They have to get guys to buy them 60 drinks/month. How do they stay sober with guys buying them drinks? She said they get 50 baht/drink that is bought for them. But they can only drink Sang Som with coke, water, juice, and something else I can not remember. If they get something else that is premium they do not get the 50 baht. They have to get at least 5 barfines/month. She said that agogo is better than the disco for work financially because they get tips and all the money from the drinks, then the big barfine and the 2,000 or 3,000 that the guy has to pay them. She said in the disco she will only get 1,000 or 1,500 max, and every blue moon some guy will give 2,000.

She is 20 now but came to Pats to work when she was 15. She worked at a bar on Soi 7. I asked how she was able to do that. She said they don't check ID (so be careful at the bars as well gentlemen) or anything. And if the police came to raid? There was a beauty salon in back of the bar so she could just go inside of the salon. She said that girls go with guys for free all the time if they like them (something I already knew however many mongers shun freebies). She said that once she stayed with a guy for 10 days and he only gave her 1,500 baht. She said his reasoning was that he fed her everyday and bought her shoes at the mall. She took his passport. Then there was another guy who was staying in a hotel for 5,000 baht / day who wouldn't pay her the 1,000 baht he owed. She destroyed the hotel room door.

**Luvpuss** · 11-21-11 04:33

You may be the greatest poster in the history of this site.

Good Job!

**Amex Spg** · 11-20-11 19:44

warning: do not read this report if you're easily bored or really negative / critical.

backstory: i published part i in oct. below is part i (which were the events from days 1 to 5) and part ii (days 6 to 30). if you want to see pictures, pm me with your info and e-mail address so i can e-mail you the pdf file with photos embedded. i created a ms word & pdf file with the photos embedded (sorry but the ladies are fully clothed. i don't do nude photos since even some of the escorts over 20 look **** and i don't want to be busted for supposedly kiddie porn). but because the pdf file is. 9 mb it's too large to upload via an isg report attachment (pdf limit of. 4 mb).

a quick gogo review of imho the best:

for hotties (i prefer spinners) : superbaby, supergirl, baccara, happy.

off-ws (walking strip) for hotties + easier to negotiate a lower price: worldwide.

for sleazy stuff (buy lds and get head from the chicks right there in the club, banana shows, audience participation) : windmill, babydolls, x-zone.

party atmosphere: airport, what's up.

show: angelwitch.

off-ws go-go area: soi lk metro which had original champagne gogo and now also submarine, kiss, office, mash gogos.

club: insomnia especially from 2 am. 6 am.

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exchange rate b (aht) 30. 5 = us $1 (or b100 = $3. 40)

most items listed (eg height, weight, age) are approx.

thailand's a beautiful country with an amazing culture, friendly people, great food and low prices. since i'm sex-centric i mostly focus on its mongering aspects. in no way do i mean to disrespect thailand's people / women, criticize any improper english (if anything, i'm the ugly american who still can't speak thai after 7 visits) and such. even absent the mongering, i'd say los is a better country to retire to than the land of the brave, home of the free.

table of contents.

section 1: monger glossary.

section 2: amex's background.

section 3: escort looks / pricing.

section 4: logistics / touristy.

section 5: sexcapades / journal.

section 1: monger glossary (see.

www.urbandictionary.com

for more detailed info)

cim = cum in mouth (cof = come on face ie money-shot)

cum in mouth; finish in your mouth = usually i have to accompany this request with a hand gesture towards her mouth; i guess it's an infrequent request from johns.

bareback = no condom / cover; could be with vaginal, oral or anal intercourse.

boom-boom = intercourse, every escort knows this term.

boom-boom ass; fuck ass = anal intercourse.

smoke; blowjob; sucky-sucky = some escorts will know that 'smoke' means bj but some will think it's cigarettes, and an escort may or may not know what 'blowjob' &/or 'sucky-sucky' means. usually i have to say 2 or 3 slang terms and gesture with my hand towards her mouth for her to realize i want bj (s).

bbbj = bareback blowjob ie opposite of a cbj (covered / condom bj) ; usually if a los escort does bjs, it's a bbbj but occasionally they'll insist on a cbj

3-holer / three-holer = does vaginal, oral and anal.

starfish = just lays in bed ie a terrible lay.

runner = tries to leave early eg if you negotiated lt but she leaves after 1 pop.

pse = porn star experience eg (acting) she's like jenna jameson during filming.

gfe = girlfriend experience eg does what a cool, regular girlfriend would do with you except the escort's getting paid for her st / lt.

fs = full service (conventional vaginal intercourse unless anal fs is specified) , aka "boom-boom"

bf = barfine, commission paid to business by john so he can go with an employee / escort.

st = short time (eg 1 pop) , lt = long time (generally 1st pop, sleep then 2nd pop)

agogo / gogos = gentlemen clubs, dancers in skimpy outfits, or mostly / fully nude.

beer bar = bars where employees can be barfined; they wear regular clothes.

fl = (pro) freelancers who tricks regularly, escorts who work independently or off-duty from their workplace; john doesn't pay a barfine but riskier sees she may not be affiliated with a business / supervisor.

amateur fl = rarely takes a john or trying it for the first time; may be a student, hair stylist, on vacation, out drinking / partying / clubbing, in-between regular jobs, wants $ for shopping / make rent / pay bills, etc.

br = beach road, the west facing 1. 5 mile beach / strand running from north's soi 2 to south's soi 15; br aka cb = coconut bar (trees line along the strand) w / lots of fl

soi = street; soi 2. 16 run perpendicular (ie west-east) to br which runs north-south.

ws = walking street, highest concentration of gogos / beer bars & where most clubs (locals call them discos) are located (lucifer, candy shop, marine, and in one building there's insomnia aka iclub upstairs and on the ground floor there's ibar) ; prices typically higher on ws than in other neighborhoods.

soi 6 = (near pattaya's north end; ws is near pattaya's south around soi 15) , concentration of cathouses specializing in st where b 1, 000 ($34) = b 300 for barfine & use of st room upstairs + b700 escort's fee.

spinner = petite chick eg < 5' 4", < 100 lbs.

sloppy tits / boobs / breasts = they sag unattractively, really noticeably if she's large-chested.

monger = short for *monger; escort connoisseur

p4p = pay for play, prostitution.

ld = lady drink you buy her which she gets a commission out of from the business.

baht bus; songtaew = sometimes called taxi it's only b10 ($.34) per person per shuttle ride, these converted pick-up tricks bus-system run specific circular routes but can also be hired as a private taxi (there's also 'meter taxi' or 'private (hire) taxi' available)

obscure terms i made up or simply uncommon:

fled = to hire a freelancer (as opposed to barfining an escort from a business)

teenie = she's < 18 (ie ****)

tit = this is thailand (instead of tia, this is africa)

mini-me = my 2nd head in charge when i'm mongering, sometimes with bad / expensive consequences.

section 2: amex's background.

1) i was in pattaya (patts) 10 oct. 8 nov and the rains / floods weren't an issue. medium sized tourist crowds whereas dec. jan is the busiest. not too many johns (guys who hire escorts) or much overcrowding in the gogos.

- i haven't gotten laid since pi (philippines) oct. nov 2010 so the dry spell is over, hallelujah. i was last in patts apr 2010 which is what i'm comparing patts oct 2011 to.

- i'm a cheap charlie amex but i'm worried i may not be the monger i used to be (major difference is that i'm now an unemployed, poor college student, again).

- for a budget which i really should adhere to (darn you, temptation and patts reasonable prices!) i wanted to spend total < b (aht) 3, 000 (<$100) per day with these sub-totals:

a) non-discretionary: hotel / laundry = per day sub-total b700 ($23) = room b50 ($18) + tip maid b20 ($.70) + occasional tip to front desk clerk / security guard / misc b20 ($.70) + laundry expenses (i use a laundry shop on soi p. 72 (next to p. 72 hotel & restaurant) who's cheaper than paying hotel laundry service) which comes out to b280 ($9. 50) w / tips per week.

be) discretionary: per day sub-total b2, 300 ($77) = anything other than the hotel / laundry (sex, entertainment, bar-hopping, food)

- discretionary budget priority 1 are escorts (ie sex) which if i stick with freelancers = sub-total b1, 000+ ($34+) = 2 short times (with 2 different escorts) or 1 long time = but if she's from a business (gogo, beer bar.) or an expensive freelancer then it could cost me as much as b 2, 100 ($61) = gogo barfine b600 ($20) + escort long time (st) services for b1, 500 ($51).

- discretionary budget priority 2 is everything else (gogo / club / bar-hopping, transportation, food, entertainment, etc) = sub-total b1, 300 ($37) which goes by really fast when i'm hitting 7+ gogos in one night with a drink (s) at each one + possibly buying lady drinks / tipping the waitresses / dancers.

- due to my affinity for gogos (hot nude women) , buying lady drinks and my impatience (i don't stay at one place long so throughout the night i visit too many places) staying within budget's hard. sometimes i under tip but i'm more likely to over tip. my rationale is that looking back on life (especially when travelling to poor countries where $.25. $1 is a significant tip to a local) i regret much more the times i've under-tipped than the times i over-tipped. sometimes i shouldn't even be tipping but i do it partly because i figure i can't take it with me (money to my grave / afterlife / whatever).

- since local thais regularly mistake me for japanese or korean (both having a rep to be liberal spenders) women (dancers / bargirls / freelancers and so on) are immediately attracted to me. that's good but they'll try to highball me on long-time (lt) or short-time (lt) services (thinking i'll pay jap / korean tourist prices even though i told 'them i'm american) so then i have to be more aggressive with negotiating it down.

in los / pi i usually pop 1/2 a kamagra pill, which is generic viagra, prior to round 1 with a new escort if i'm also doing fs. if i just want a hj &/or bj then no kamagra.

- over the course of shopping for an escort i can't negotiate a deal with 1. 10+ women because they say no deal (they weren't interested, i wasn't willing to pay enough or for whatever reasons) or during negotiations i realize she's not what i want at that moment (turns out to be a butter face, won't do bjs, too old, she's ****, has kid (s) , etc). so it's not always a walk on the beach for me to find a st / lt.

section 3: escort looks / pricing.

- generally the escort's attractiveness is gogo ws fl beer bar soi 6 cb fl. hotness is entirely subjective and sometimes there are ugly gogos and hot cb fl so it just depends.

- my ideal chicks are fl (preferably amateur) that are also tiny spinners (< 5' 3", < 90 lbs) with straight, black long hair, little to no make-up, full a cups or as large as c cups. 18. 22 why / o, no kids, does bbbj+cim, three-holer, i prefer the hot girl-next-door-type but i'll take a hot model-type (eg i would rather bang natalie portman than giselle bundchen). of course i rarely score my ideal chicks since i'm an unemployed, poor cheap charlie and i try to only pay st b500 ($17) , lt b1, 000 ($34). i want to avoid barfines but sometimes i'll use soi 6 or consider getting a gogo / beer bargirl, or i up the price i pay for st / lt to get better fls.

- i do prefer gfe where she's low-maintenance (negotiations were easy, for bj &/or fs she's easy-going not giving me absurd limitations / complaining) , cool to go eat with and talk to (on the rare occasions i actually have an interest / need to speak / listen to her) and such.

- barfines are non-negotiable, the st / lt fee the john pays to the escort is negotiable so a handsome and / or charismatic player could in theory bang fl chicks entirely for free. what you get also depends on your negotiation skills: a john could convince the girl to let him have 2+ pops during his st.

- these are typical retail prices (before negotiations) in my limited experience but it does vary from business to certain other businesses and escorts sometimes highballs you so it's worthwhile to negotiate (it helps if she genuinely wants to go with you because she likes your personality and / or looks). my suggestion is when you're at a business find out the retail price from the mamasan or waitress and negotiate directly with the escort for b 500+ ($17+) discount off the retail price, in addition to agreeing on the terms (stay with you until 9 am, cim, whatever).

- gogo st = total b2, 600 ($86) = bf b600 ($20) + escort b2, 000 ($66)

- gogo lt = total b3, 600 ($120) = bf b600 ($20) + escort b3, 000 ($100)

these are the gogos st / lt retail prices at superbaby group (superbaby agogo, supergirl agogo) and the baccara group (baccara, happy, peppermint, beach, cavern) , all of their agogos being on ws. a few gogos (eg what's up, playgirl, also on ws) has a bf b1, 000 ($34) and higher st / lt prices, or variable bf prices depending on if you get a dancer, coyote (ugly dancer) girl, showgirl, etc. at an off-ws gogo (eg soi 7 & soi 8 area, soi lk metro, soi post office) retail prices are generally lower with st fee of b1, 500 ($50) and lt b2, 500 ($82).

- beer bar st = total b1, 300 ($43) = bf b300 ($10) + escort b1, 000 ($33)

- beer bar lt = total b2, 300 ($76) = bf b300 ($10) + escort b2, 000 ($66)

- cb fl (coconut bar freelancer) st b 500 ($17) , lt b 1, 000 ($34)

- giving her taxi money is optional. of course all tipping (to gogo waitresses, beer bar bartenders, to an escort for st / lt, etc) is optional.

- gogo bottled water (for myself) = b110 ($3. 70)

- gogo (regular) ld = b115 ($3. 80) , be aware that the escort may order a premium ld / bottled beer.

- beer bar bottled water = b60 ($2)

- beer bar (regular) ld = b100 ($3. 40) , but at vertigo beer bar in front of happy gogo a ld is b150 ($5)

- club bottled water (at insomnia / ibar, marine.) = b110 ($3. 50)

- i try to only patronize gogos with good happy hours (which sometimes is all-night long) deals such as: at baccara group properties the draft domestic beer b59 ($2) , at airport agogo heineken draft b85 ($2. 70)

- typical closing times: soi 6 cathouses 1 am, gogos / beer bars 3:30 am. for ibar 5:30 am, insomnia at 8 am or so.

section 4: logistics / touristy.

1) airport trans.

taxi from the airport (or to)

http://www.pattaya-taxi.com/

- i paid fare b1, 000+tip b240 ($34+tip $8). my plane arrived 1 hr late (at 12:45 am instead of 11:45 pm) but my chauffeur was patiently waiting for me and i rode in a nice toyota minivan.

- driving time was about 1 am. 2:30 am.

- since the bell trans airport shuttle cuts off by 7 pm, i couldn't use them.

shuttle to the airport (or from)

www.belltravelservice.com

- b200 one way but hours of operation is approx 6 am to 7 pm depending on your route.

2) jasmine hotel.

http://bit.ly/rl9z6q

- nothing fancy but wi-fi and satellite tv works and the room meets my needs (shower, sex, sleep, mini-fridge) and my long-term rate is only b550 / night ($18 / night) , normally it's b700 / night ($23).

3) cellphone 085-xxx-xxxx.

- i bought a new sim chip b80 ($3) and am using it with my unlocked gsm phone.

- the store also sells a brand-new nokia 1280 unlocked gsm phone.

http://amzn.to/qcu4je

for b990 ($33).

4) misc.

www.pattayafloatingmarket.com

http://bit.ly/otfdoa

www.pattayacity-seatravel.com

b1, 500 ($50) for 3 island activities, etc.

www.plcpattaya.com

www.tlslanguageschool.com

owner mr. chris gleeson, brother / manager mr. mick gleeson.

muay thai.

http://www.fairtex-muaythai.com/web/home.html

some guy wrote at.

http://bit.ly/psrhip

"when i was at big c xtra last week someone put a flyer on my motorbike about the muay thai so i decided to pay the place a visit. as lbm said it is held at fairtex right off thepprasit road on soi 2. you can't miss the place because soi 2 is such a short street and in front of the place you will see a lighted statue of two guys boxing. the matches are held every wednesday starting at 8pm and ending around midnight (website says monday, thursday, and saturday for some reason.) the tickets are 1200 baht for normal bleacher seats and 1500 baht for vip (website says 1000 & 1200) , which consists of white plastic chairs on the floor. the guy that showed me around the place said the matches are shown on t sports channel. the website for the venue is.

http://www.fairtex-muaythai.com/web/home.html

"

excerpts from.

http://bit.ly/qu979d

"the regular go go clubs in pattaya don't have a cover charge, and any that does is a rip off. the nastiest go gos have a lot of "audience participation" in the club, but this isn't an official scheduled "show." it's pretty much continuous except for shift changes.

for example, in x-zone there are several small stages. at one of them, i had my fist up one girl's pussy while i did another with a banana. all you have to do is buy them a drink or two or maybe tip them 100 baht.

windmill seems to be famous for dancers who let you eat their pussy while they're on stage or in the jacuzzi. but it's not just the girls on stage. the ones who aren't dancing will sit with you for some action also.

baby doll's is well known for "hands on" girls. while sitting at a small stage watching 2 girls doing a lesbian show, another dancer sat down next to me and started playing with my cock. after i bought her a drink she took it out and started sucking on it. one of the girls on stage hung her head over the side and got in a few sucks too.

those 3 may be the best known nasty places, but there are plenty of other "hands-on" spots.

there are touts on walking street who try to get you to go to places with "shows" like you might think of in bangkok. for the most part these are rip-offs and should be avoided. angelwitch does shows, but they are classy, choreographed things, not live sex."

http://www.thai-anxiety.com/massage.htm

nini tailors on 2nd road across from the royal garden plaza / marriott hotel.

- dress shirt b 700 ($23)

- slacks b 1, 250 ($41)

- blazer / sport coat b $3, 000 ($99)

- suit (really 1 pair of slacks + 1 blazer) b 4, 250 ($140)

to custom make the suit takes 1 measurement and 2 – 3 fittings.

for future orders: once nini has your measurements recorded they can make your order and mail it to you internationally.

section 5: sexcapades / journal.

notes:

- in amex's los time, a day runs approx. 3 pm until 6:30 am the next day. so even though my plane actually landed at 12:45 am 11 oct, it's still day 1:10 oct, at least until 6 am.

- friend # = escort i hooked up with at min. getting a bj.

- scoring system: a = great, b = good, c = average, d = bad, f = terrible. i'll rate the women on 1) face 2) body 3) service (her personality & gfe + if she's good in bed). her overall a / b/c / d/f score is based on 50% service + 50% attractiveness (face + body).

- for sex i prefer bareback anal bbbj bareback vaginal condom anal cbj condom vaginal. in angeles city (philippines) nov 2010 from an escort i caught gonorrhea in the genitalia and left-eye (doctor said vaginal fluid could be transmitted to the eye) because of my stupid vaginal &/or anal barebacking on 5+ escorts (not in the same night) and going down on 3+ chicks. so, i've gone back to not going bareback for vaginal / anal intercourse and not going down on an escort. that put's bareback anal and bareback vaginal out of the question so when mongering i prefer bbbj condom anal cbj condom vaginal. i'm so freakin' lazy that i would rather receive a bbbj or even cbj then do vaginal intercourse (unless it's bareback, which i wouldn't do with an escort) since a bj involves minimum effort on my part. since i'm paying for it i don't want to over-exert myself during sex. now if an escort will do the holy trifecta (oral+vaginal+anal) and there's no anal surcharge, i'm willing to exert myself.

- typically before round 1 (including intercourse) i'll pop ½ a kamagra pill (special k) , which is generic for viagra. if i only want a bj then i won't pop special k.

- every photo of the escorts was after the round (s) , so they don't look their best (make-up messed up, clothes disheveled). i intended to take before photos but mini-me almost always made me forget so i ended up with after photos mostly.

day 1: mon / 10 oct: miss-[CodeWord134], friend 1.

friend 1 (see photo) , kwang, age 21 why / o. 5' 4".100 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34). overall a = service a + face a + body b. does cim, swallows. her, her 3 friends and a (russian?) guy were drinking at ibar when i met them around 4 am. i asked the guy if i could talk to her (make sure i'm not hitting on someone he's with) and he was cool. she ends up coming back to my place, says she's horny, we shower together as prep for round 1, in bed she does a good bj, moans during intercourse, does cim and swallows without batting an eye. says that night business at the gogo was slow because it was raining so much (apparently prior to me getting to patts at 2:30 am).

first pop at 5:45 am, slept until 7 am, then she gets up. it's mostly dark in the hotel room but i can see her and i'm wondering if she's goofing around when she opens my closet (see photo) , sits down but then starts peeing. wtf, i didn't know if she was still slightly inebriated, just drowsy, or messing with me. i grab her, tell her "the bathroom's over there" so she finishes in the bathroom. she comes to bed, seems to be in the mood, so we ended up going for round 2. considering how good in bed she is i can tolerate the miss-peeing. she's asleep until 12 noon, we do round 3, get lunch for baht 130 ($4. 50) consisting of chicken fried rice, pork / intestines fried rice+egg and 2 cokes. we sleep until 6 pm, i'm too jet-lagged for round 4, she says she doesn't recall peeing in my closet, and we part ways.

epilogue (ie by the end of the trip) : the next evening i visit her at casnovy and buy her a ld b120 ($4). a week or 2 later i visit casnovy again and simply tip her b60 ($2, cheaper than buying a ld + tip to the waitress). on my last fri in patts i visit her one last time to buy her 1 last ld, she tells me that her 21st birthday is sat / 5 nov and she'll probably celebrate at ibar. i was planning on seeing if she was at ibar (after she gets off from casnovy at 3 am) that sat and maybe even fled her for lt b 1, 000 ($34) again but i ended up with friend 31 for lt that night.

on friend 1 escort costs i spent $44 = fled lt b1, 000 ($34) + 2 ld equaling b240 ($8) + tip b60 ($2). had i bf her from casnovy the retail price was lt b3, 600 ($120) = bf b600 ($20) + escort b3, 000 ($100). i felt somewhat guilty not tipping her and not giving her taxi money when she left that afternoon after our 3 rounds. in retrospect during a round i should have also checked to see if she'd do anal. as it turns out, during my los trip she was the only fl off-duty gogo i was with and she had the best / most attractive face of friends 1. 31.

day 2: tue / 11 oct: referral, friend 2.

friend 2, jit, age 21, 5' 3".95 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34). overall a = service a + face c + body a (damn near perfect for me). does anal, cim. fl i met at insomnia around 4 am. friend 2 has an ok face but then turns out to have a near-perfect tiny spinner physique. about 4:30 am for round 1 and i test the anal-waters. she had done anal before but was reluctant to try it with me. so i 1) use lots of ky. 2) offered my fingers / pinky / side of my hand (opposite thumb-side) for her to bite on while she's enduring the anal discomfort / pain and 3) i only did anal after i (tried to) satisfy her vaginally with intercourse and fingering. so she lets me go in the backdoor, my left-hand hurting because she's biting in to it but fortunately she didn't break the skin / draw blood. i really don't know if she enjoyed anal but we did at least 2 positions: missionary and woman-on-top. when she was on top (mini-me in her bunghole) she still bit into my hand but seemed a little more relaxed with the anal action. around 2 pm we had round 2 (no anal, sadly) , lunch, and she left. 2 nights later she called for a hook-up but i told her "sorry, i find 'another lady" which i kinda regret since she had a dope body, does anal & cim.

epilogue: friend 2 and some of her friends hooked at insomnia every night it seemed. when i ran into her again at iclub on two different occasions i bought her san miguel lights. so on escort associated costs i spent b1, 360 ($44) = lt b1, 000 ($34) + 2 insomnia beers equaling b340 ($11. 20, or $5. 60 per beer). again i felt guilty (darn you, conscience) for not tipping her for her exemplary fl services or even giving taxi money. so her and i were on pretty amicable terms, which i think helped when i fled her friends friend 8 and friend 22 (i have no recollection of their names) on separate occasions later on the trip.

day 3: wed / 12 oct, runner 1, friend 3.

friend 3, age 22, 5' 4".100 lbs. st b1, 000 ($34). overall b = service b + face c + body b. does anal, cim. has 1 kid. fl i met at insomnia about 6 am. at my place after the vaginal stuff i try the exact same routine from friend 2. i 1) use lots of ky. 2) she bites on my fingers / hand 3) anal only after the vaginal. she says she's never done anal and is reluctant to but does let me go in the backdoor. we did that in missionary position, i don't remember if she went on top, and we did it doggie style but with both our bodies laying down on our left-side. we sleep a little but she's a runner who won't do round 2 and at 8 am is leaving. we argue if she deserves b500, b700 or b1, 000. she says if she knew it was only b 500 she would not have gone with me and that she always gets b 1, 000. i say i want round 2 even if it's just a bj. i decide screw it, give her the b 1, 000 and she leaves. yes, i overpaid for what amounted to a fl st, at most i should have coughed up b 700. but the extra b 300 ($10) saved me the hassle of arguing with her in my hotel room (where my netbook, camera, cellphone, etc are lying around) and i did stick her in the ass plus she was really good in bed.

epilogue: when i picked her up at the club i should have made it clear st b500 ($17) or lt b1, 000 ($34). from then i make my pay rates clear prior to taking an escort for st / lt.

day 4: thu / 13 oct, no boom-boom, friend 4.

1:30 pm i check out soi 6, selection seemed limited and hardly any cuties. going from ws to / from soi 6 along the beach road (aka coconut bar) the fl selection is anemic.

9 pm i'm at worldwide agogo on beach road (between soi 7 & 8) and am pleasantly surprised by the selection. a few hot spinners i would love to barfine if i had the financial means. going from ws to / from worldwide agogo there seemed to be the best coconut bar selection around 8:30 pm, not so much at 10:30 pm.

12 midnight i'm at lucifer's when the drug raid happens (locals get drug tested, foreigners are searched as their leaving the disco). bummed i didn't have a chance to find a fl there, i go to insomnia which has 50% off all drinks from 11 pm. 1 am (for insomnia upstairs, not their ibar downstairs which i mistakenly thought it applied to; ibar's happy hour is 8 pm. 10 pm). insomnia's dead and one of the rare times it's a club sausage fest (in pattaya clubs generally the girls outnumber the guys, that + the girls being mostly p4p + it's free entrance / cheapish drinks is the reason pattaya is my favorite place worldwide to go clubbing).

friend 4 (see photo).25 why / o. 5' 4".100 lbs. total b560 ($19) = st b500 ($17) + tip b60 ($2). overall c = service a + face c + body d. has 1 kid, subpar body due to wrinkles from old pregnancy and baby lbs not entirely gone. previous 3 nights i picked up b1, 000 fls from insomnia / ibar around 4. 6 am, but didn't want to try again this night. 3 am i ask a ws fl age 25 single mom how much and she says st b1, 000, lt b2, 000. i walk down coconut bar and soon find an ok fl who wants st b700, lt b1, 300. i keep walking down beach road and across from central festival mall i find another age 25 single mom who says ok to st b500, lt b1, 000. we head to my hotel for the st she prefers. cute face but her pregnancy wasn't kind to her breasts / stomach what with all the wrinkles. at least her bbbj+teabagging was awesome and i told her "i no power for boom-boom" since i was only interested in a bj. unfortunately she says no to cim (i should have negotiated that back at beach road) so it ends up being a cof.

day 5: fri / 14 oct, friend 5.

friend 5, 30 why / o. 5' 4".100 lbs. total b540 ($18) = st b500 ($17) + tip b40 ($1. 50). overall b = service a + face b + body c. cim. has 2 kids, she has a cute face, subpar spinner body due to wrinkles from her 2 pregnancies. walking down cb i first found this teenie (ie under the age of 18) hottie, sitting with her friend, who agrees to st b500 and takes cim. disappointingly she has no i'd but claims to be age 19. i'm tempted to chance it, but i come to my senses and pass since she looked to be around age 16. walking further north on cb i find friend 5 with her friend. friend 5 asks if i can give her friend taxi money so she can go home, i say sure and hand her b20 ($.70) and she's happy. once at my hotel friend 5 turns out to be really horny and wants fs but i tell her "i no power for boom-boom" and try to console her with finger-banging. bj, teabagging, cim and she leaves. she said no to anal (i don't think she's done it before) but said if i paid her st b1, 000 instead of b500 then she'll try it. b500 ($17) might be the typical anal retail surcharge from cb fl, which if i could spare the money is totally worth paying for especially if she's an anal virgin. with friend 5 since i didn't take special k mini-me just wasn't up enough for anal so i didn't even try negotiating the anal charge down to b200 ($7) or b300 ($10).

epilogue: so sat morning 7 am (which in amex's los time i consider to be the tail-end of friday) while having a noodle breakfast i met this age 32 single mom (just got done clubbing; her friend had went home with a john) and she ends up sleeping in my bed. nothing happened because she wasn't my type (too thick) and doing friend 5 earlier eliminated the need to do a round with the first thing i came across. we slept nude at her insistence since it's more comfortable + she liked me. i even got a hard-on at one point and she was a cool gfe-type but i didn't want to pay for st b500 with an obviously too thick girl who's an older (32!) mom to boot. had she offered me a freebie, obviously i wouldn't have declined.

day 6: sat / 15 oct, whine, jailbait, no friend.

short version: no friend today, so sad.

long version: i think i'm the only monger in pattaya who wanted to but couldn't score an escort on a sat night. about 6 am i leave insomnia with 3 thai chicks but the ages turn out to be 31, 25 and 16. of course the teenie is the hot one, my freakin' luck, but i had already offered to buy them breakfast (for us 4 it came out to total b 160 ($5. 30) for 4 beef noodle soups) and of course they were enthused to go with me for free breakfast. at breakfast was when i found out the hot one was a teenie. the 3 chicks slept with me (everyone with their clothes on, so sad) in my hotel room bed but no action with any of 'them (age 31 and 25 weren't my type).

epilogue: i realize how bad my rut was. friend 1. 3 were from insomnia / ibar, friend 3. 5 were moms (i don't mind milfs but when it's p4p i prefer non-moms) , and friend 4. 5 were from cb (which are typically the lower end fls who are willing to accept st b500, lt b1, 000 and maybe even less) , on two nights in a row (1 woman on fri. 3 ladies on sat) i had women sleeping in my bed and still i didn't get a pop off. i need to break out of this rut, maybe even start barfining from soi 6, beer bars or gogos or other business. i should also start sub-letting my hotel room bed space or require at least a hj as payment.

day 7: sun / 16 oct, holy trifecta, friend 6.

so my escort streak (5 escorts in 5 days) was broken and mini-me was all backed up. 3 pm i walk to dream teen pattaya which specializes in body+ball massage. i pay b 400 ($13) for 1 hr service with annie (anne?). she's a hot age 20 but a mom. in our private room there's a shower (at some massage parlors or cathouses you have to go down the hallway to use the shower / toilet) & i shower then lay on the bed for the massage (i'm naked, she doesn't get naked unless i buy extra services). around the 30 min mark she gets to the ball massage but she's less capable though much more attractive than the ball masseuse age 25 i got back in apr 2010. mini-me is barely up because: her ball massage unskillfulness, my inadequate rest / sleep, my fading youthful mojo, the kamagra residual from when i last took it wed / 12 oct is completely out of my system and / or whatever other reasons. annie says i can get a hj for b500 ($17) or other extra services (i didn't ask for pricing on bj or fs; when i asked she said she hasn't and won't try anal). i have no faith in her hj skills and start doing it myself. she argues i can't have a hand party (company policy?) , i tell her i'll pay her if she'll let me finish and ask her how much but she doesn't respond when i say "b100, b200. b500" (which is ridiculous to pay b500 to do my own hand party when she charges that for a hj). after 1+ minute of doing myself i pop (yes, i'm a minute man so during the holy trifecta i allocate 20 seconds to an escort's mouth. 20 sec to her vagina and 20 sec to her anus). i shower, we go to the reception era and i tip her b100 ($3. 40) which she seems content with. i leave dream teen massage and think maybe i should have walked the few blocks to [CodeWord901]'s for a total b700 ($24) for a bj (b700 covers escort's fee, [CodeWord901]'s commission and use of their private room; [CodeWord901]'s specialty is bjs though extra services are available).

friend 6 (see photo) , jane, age 23, 5'.90 lbs. total b 1, 200 ($41) = st b 1, 200. overall a = service a + face b + body a. anal, cim, swallows. 10:15 pm i go out intent on barfining a beer bargirl but when i checked out the 3 major beer bar sections of walking street (simon (right) , simon (left) and siren square which is in front of the pattaya beer garden) i didn't really find a non-mom i wanted. 12:30 am i walk br to see what's available (but pass on a couple opportunities) and hope i'll barfine a bargirl from the soi 2 vicinity. 1:05 am i'm where br intersects soi 6 so i figured maybe i'll find a fl just getting off work. as the gods would have it, the first chick i approach has a good face (but bad complexion) and a great body (skinny enough. 5' tall but with decent a, borderline b cups; i really should learn the exact sizing of each bra size, you would think that it's covered in a women's studies 113 college class but it's not). she's standing with her friend / co-worker and i approach both women. i start negotiating with my target:

me: "what your name?" (it's easier for esl escorts to understand my pigeon english)

her: "my name jane."

me: "how old you?"

j: "23 year old. where you from?"

me: "america."

j: "you look like japanese."

me: "mother from [asian country], father from [asian country]. you want go with me?"

j: "st or lt? now i want go home sleep." her residence is in one of soi 6's buildings down the street from her workplace, goodfellas beer bar.

me: "you sleep with me at my hotel."

j: 'how much you pay? '

me: 'st b500, lt b1, 000. '

j: 'lt b1, 500. '

me: 'you smoke? '

j: 'yes. '

me: 'i finish in your mouth? '

j: 'okay. '

me: 'you fuck ass? '

j: 'yes. '

me: hope she's not lying and i'm really interested now. 'lt b1, 200. '

j: she agrees but says she has no i'd. i tell her no problem and since she looks over 18 and works at a soi 6 beer bar, her lacking an i'd isn't an issue. though finding out that she doesn't fuck ass would be disheartening.

about 1:30 am we get to my hotel room, she gets out of the day's work uniform, showers and we do round 1 consisting of just bjs and anal intercourse. she says she actually prefers anal to vaginal, which was music to my ears. after great sex, we change to casual clothes and head out to eat and go to ibar to hang out and dance (see photo). we're out from 2:45 am to 4 am when she says she needs to be at soi 6 work tomorrow at 1 pm so can't stay out long. so at 4 am it's round 2 of just a bj, she swallows and says she swallow my cum / does it for me because she thinks i'm so 'hansum, ' that when we were eating the gay, local dude was constantly checking me out and while walking down ws other women kept saying (in thai) that i'm a handsome guy which made her feel insecure. of course i don't believe her since escorts tell every john that they're handsome, but maybe i am in that top-third of johns that are considered decent looking. we sleep and at 10 am my alarm goes off so that we can get in round 3 before she departs at 11 am to get ready for work (put on that day's uniform, make-up and stuff). i don't remember if we did anal, but we did finally do vaginal and it was ok but pales in comparison to her backdoor.

epilogue: the next day i went to goodfellas and bought her a ld, and gave her friend / co-worker (when i first met jane the friend that was with her and encouraged her to go with me) a tip b20 ($.70). i can't remember if during my future soi 6 visits if i bought jane another ld. for escort costs i paid b1, 320 = fled b1, 200 ($40) + at least 1 ld b120 ($4). during pillow talk jane had told me her typical lt bf price total was b 2, 000 ($67) = bf 500 ($17) + escort b1, 500 ($50) or more. so when i fled her for lt b1, 200 it wasn't a huge saving. still, it worked out and i thought about hiring her again (either fled or bf) since the holy trifecta was so good + the gfe.

day 8: mon / 17 oct, friend 7.

i had written drafts of day 1 – 7 summaries while i was in patts suffering from insomnia and waiting for my pals from the us to arrive. by today my jetlag was mostly gone, a pal would be in town in a couple of days and from hereon i just took simple notes on the escorts i hooked up with.

friend 7 (see photo) , age 19, 5'3'.90 lbs. st b500 ($17) , don't remember if i gave her tip / taxi money. overall b = service a + face b + body b. hardly had any notes on her and i don't remember much other than she did a bj, i don't think we had intercourse, she actually has a nice body (the picture / clothes is really deceiving) but i didn't care for her haircut. i had picked her up off cb in the evening, the b500 didn't require any negotiations, she was low-maintenance and i was surprised she was only 19 and with no kid. most of the cb ladies i spoke to were in their mid-to-late 20s &/or with a kid (s).

day 9: tue / 18 oct, friend 2's circle, friend 8.

friend 8 (see photo) , age 20, 5'3'.90 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34) , don't remember if i gave her tip / taxi money. overall b = service a + face b + body b. has a kid. she has a bad facial complexion and pregnancy stretch marks, but her spinner physique mostly made up for it. she was with friend 2 at insomnia when i met her about 4 am. while negotiating, friend 8 asked me how much i paid friend 2 and i said 'lt b1, 000' so she accepted the same terms. at my hotel room while doing it i attempted anal and she resisted. i said 'your friend [jit aka friend 2] did it last week' and surprisingly friend 8 agreed to do it, albeit somewhat reluctantly. i did the old routine 1) use lots of ky. 2) offer to let her bit on my fingers / hand though i think she declined 3) anal only after the vaginal. i think it may have been her first time doing anal. we sleep, wake up and do a bj and / or intercourse, i pay her and she takes off.

epilogue: i see her a couple more times (usually with friend 2) at insomnia. one time i buy her a slushee shot b30 ($1) and another time i offered to buy her a beer but she declined. she had an insomnia membership card (only b500 ($17) which entitles the bearer to a 20% discount on drinks and earn reward points. i don't think she was angry at me, it seemed more like by that time (towards the end of my trip) between the fl money she was making and her insomnia card discount, she didn't need me to pay for her drink.

day 10: wed / 19 oct, first soi 6, friend 9 (+ friend 10)

friend 9 (see photo) , rose, age 19, 5'3'.90 lbs. soi 6 st total b1, 120 ($37) = bf incl / st room upstairs b300 ($10) + escort b700 ($23) + ld b120 ($4). overall b = service b + face b + body a. in the afternoon i was at soi 6 when i was amazed to see rose: young with a great body. we negotiated and she said she had no kids, does cim and anal. i was so eager to hit her trifecta that i agreed to st and offered her a ld (to take upstairs with us; i didn't bother with a drink for myself in part to save some money). i wasn't surprised but was sad when it turned out she lied about doing anal and at the end when she wouldn't take cim. what i was really happy about was how amazing her body was, with medium-size a cup breasts which looked really nice on her slim frame. and she was really impressive at vaginal intercourse plus bj skills which weren't too shabby either.

friend 10, age 19, 5'3'.95 lbs. st b700 ($23) = escort b600 ($20) + tip b100 ($3). overall b = service b + face a + body b. around 1 am i was walking down cb when i came across this cutie. she says she's 19, no kids and wants b700. i think about it and while we're sitting next to each other she looks at me and says 'b600, you give 50, i give 50' which i agree to. at my hotel we do it, her bj skills were ok and she didn't do it for very long but she was really into intercourse and admits she liked boom-boom. i find out that she's attending a university in the isan region and she's just making some extra money for school, which i can sympathize with. i give her the agreed upon b600 and tip her b100. too bad she wouldn't let me take her photo, she totally had the hot coed look. she had offered to stay with me lt b1, 200 ($40) but since she had to leave by 6 am since she had a puppy to care for (which makes no sense to me when you're a broke college student, but tit). since i wanted her to leave after 9 am, the lt deal fell through.

day 11: thu / 20 oct, runner 2, friend 11.

friend 11, age 24, 5'4'.95 lbs. st b700 ($23).3-holer. has a kid. overall b = service a + face b + body b. i meet her at insomnia around 5 am. she tells me she works as a masseuse and she agrees to lt b1, 000. once back at my place i get her to do anal, not sure if that was her first time. after i pop, she says she has to go and would like the b1, 000. i tell her b500 and she replies 'please, darling. for my son. ' with the soft spot in my heart for children and the fact that mini-me tapped her anus, i say 'b600' and she says 'please, darling' and i then say 'b700' and she goes 'thank you, darling. ' i pay her and we part ways. she looks really photogenic but her face's complexion up-close isn't that great and she has pregnancy stretch marks.

day 12: fri / 21 oct, stylist, friend 12 (+ friend 13)

friend 12, age 19, 5'5'.105 lbs. st b500 ($17).3 holer. overall b = service a + face c + body c. i met her on cb and no negotiations required for st b500 ($17). in my room i get her to do anal (i think it was her first time, too). i vaguely remember her taking cim. turns out she works at a hair salon but she was freelancing on cb that night to earn some extra spending money for when her friend came to visit in a few days.

friend 13, mook, age 22, 5'4'.100 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34). had a kid. overall b? = service a? + face b + body b. for some reason friend 13 is mostly drawing a blank for me. as best as i can remember, around 3:30 am i was on ws and approached / propositioned her and she said yes. we did 1 round, slept and i think another round before she left. don't even remember if she did bjs, if she was good in bed or if she accepted / declined anal. the next night i went to simon (right) complex to fantasy beer bar, bought her a ld b120 ($3). we were talking and she said she liked me except for one thing: i only paid her b1, 000 for lt. typically on a bf she charged b2, 000+ for lt, but she said that since i'm 'hansum' that she knew that i could get fl chicks to go with me for lt b1, 000. her english was pretty good so she was cool to talk with. something about her beautiful face, that classical thai look but she also had braces which just made her seem more appealing, i found her really attractive. her body was a little thick for my taste but that was ok (i consider jessica biel, beyoncé, shakira and the like to be too thick). i went back to fantasy beer bar a few more times, wanting to buy her another ld or tip her b100 ($3) , but never saw her again.

day 13: sat / 22 oct, stylist, friend 14.

friend 14, age 21, 5'2'.90 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34) , and i think i gave her b20 or b100 for tip / taxi. 3-holer, cim. overall a = service a + face a + body b. i recall meeting her 4 am on ws, propositioning her and then going to my room. she said she was a masseuse and i was the first guy to tap her anus. we did round 1, slept, did round 2 then she left. i had asked her for info on her massage parlor with the intent on going there to get a 1 hr thai massage b200 ($6) + tip b100 ($3). with the info she gave me in the afternoon when i hopped on a motorbike taxi the taxi driver drove me everywhere and asked several other taxi drivers, but we never could find her massage parlor (that was a total waste of a b60 ($2) taxi ride). of course 3 hrs after the taxi goose chase she finally returned my phone call, but by then i had given up and told her 'sorry, i find new lady' which means 'i probably won't be seeing you again. '

day 14: sun / 23 oct, sisters, friend 15 & 16.

friend 15 aka eighteen (see photo, on the left) , age 18, 5'3'.95 lbs. friend 16 aka nineteen (photo, on the right) , age 19, 5'3'.95 lbs. st b1, 400 ($46) for both of them = both for b1, 300 ($43) + b100 ($3) tip. cbj. overall b = service b + face b + body b. that evening i'm window-shopping on beach road with low expectations when i spot and become interested in eighteen. she doesn't speak much english so nineteen does most of the talking: st b700 ($23) for eighteen, or i can get both for st b1, 400 ($46). i wanted st b500 ($17) or both st b1, 000 ($34). it turns out they're actual sisters (same biological father / mother, not just close friends that call themselves sisters) , they don't look very similar but i'll take their word for it. in pi in oct 2010 i had been with half-sisters (they had the same father) , but here was a chance to do 2 full sisters. i'm reluctant since nineteen says eighteen will give a cbj (condom bj) and boom-boom me, but nineteen will only boom-boom me. nineteen says for both st b1, 300, i said both smoke me (even if with condoms) and both boom-boom me, and it's a deal. once at my hotel room they both strip naked (no 'i'm shy' bs) and have cute bodies but stomachs aren't toned; they should dance as gogos to firm up those abs. i try one last time for a bbbj but nineteen says it's dangerous, chance of getting hiv, i've slept with many ladies so i may have caught something. i can't argue with her reasoning so put on a rubber, nineteen blows me then boom-boom while eighteen waits her turn. nineteen gets off me, i put on another rubber, eighteen blows me then boom while nineteen's hanging out. i finish, oddly nineteen asks me to go down on her, i tell her no and we're done. since they're supposedly both college students i pay them b1, 300 + tip b100, and they leave. so this threesome was pretty much the same as my pi threesome with the half-sisters, no teamwork, no tag-teaming me, no alternating mouths blowing me, sigh. nonetheless for b1, 400 ($46) i got my money's worth and helped out two fellow college students, who seemed happy with their paycheck (though eighteen really wanted cunnilingus). if i wanted a superb threesome and coughed up the dough, i would just go to devil's den.

http://devilsdenpattaya.com/

day 15: mon / 24 oct, birthday party.

so my other pals arrived to patts and that night we did an early celebration of my birthday. i loathe holidays (except for chinese new year's for family reasons) and i avoid anything special for my birthday or even acknowledging it, but several of my friends happened to be in patts while i was there, and a night out was so cheap, what the hell. first from approx 8 – 9 pm we started at a beer bar in simon (right). second around 9 – 10 pm we went to baccara gogo to ogle hot, naked gogos. third about 10 – 11 pm we went to airport gogo where my friends paid b1, 000+ ($34+) to the business so i could (against my will) hop in the bathtub / shower with the 2 naked dancers (i kept my shorts / boxers on though the 2 ladies kept trying to pull them off). fourth 11 pm – 12 am we did happy gogo to cap the festivities. there was 8 guys in our group but the total damage for the alcohol for all 4 places was < b8, 000 (<$263) , about < b2, 000 ($66) at each business to cover our booze and to tip the waitresses / staff and buy a mamasan a ld here and there.

fun night and since it was only day 15 but i was already up to friend 16 i didn't feel the need to get a chick that night.

day 16: tue / 25 oct, friend 17.

all my notes indicate are: friend 17. cim. st b500 ($17) + tip b100 ($3). overall / service / face / body. i assume i picked her up from cb, probably because she takes cim. wish i remembered to take a photo of her.

day 17: wed / 26 oct, runner 3, friend 18.

friend 18, age 23, 5'4'.90 lbs. st b700 ($23). overall b = service c + face b + body a. about 2 am i approached friend 18, who was with her 2 friends, told her st b500, lt b1, 000, she talked to her friends then agreed to my proposal for lt b1, 000. during sex i got a finger up to the first knuckle up her anus, but she said it was too painful so anal intercourse was out of the question. after i finished she got dressed and ready to leave, so i wanted to pay her b500. she said that the deal was for st b1, 000, which was complete bs (she was trying to scam me as if i was fresh off the boat) and i considered just giving her b500 and telling her to go tell a cop i short-changed her (a cop wouldn't care since it's a he said / she said pricing discrepancy). then again i did stick a finger up her ass so she could tell a copy my finger molested her bunghole. so i said 'b600, ' then 'b700' which she acquiesced to. we parted ways peacefully.

day 18: thu / 27 oct, friend 19

friend 19, pong, age 24, 5'4'.105 lbs. lt b1, 220 ($40) = escort b1, 000 ($34) + tip b200 ($6) + taxi b20 ($.70).3-holer, cim. has a kid. overall b = service a + face c + body c. the pregnancy wasn't too kind to her booms. i met friend 19 on cb and she agreed to lt b1, 000 ($34). she said i was the first guy to boom-boom her ass. we did 3 rounds and she was such a sweet gfe that i tipped her b200 + b20 for a songtaew / taxi.

day 19: fri / 28 oct, friend 20 (+ friend 21)

friend 20 (see left photo) , age 24, 5'4'.95 lbs. st b520 ($18) = escort b500 ($17) + taxi b20 ($.70). cim. has a kid. overall b = service b + face b + body c. slim figure but had pregnancy stretch marks. about 9 pm met her on cb and she had agreed to anal but at my hotel room she reneged. that was kinda irritating since i had popped a ½ special k in anticipation of entering the backdoor. her bj skills were excellent and we finished with cim. we talked a little and she said sometimes (i'm guessing really old guys) fled her and didn't even have intercourse or a bj, but just wanted to talk to her. i replied that i won't even ever resort to that.

friend 21 (see right two photos) , age 22, 5'2'.90 lbs. lt b1, 220 ($40) = escort b1, 000 ($33) + tip b200 ($6) + taxi b20 ($.70). overall b = service b + face a + body a. 4:30 am her and i left insomnia. before entering my hotel i told her st b500, lt b1, 000 but she insisted on lt b1, 500 which i considered agreeing to. in my room i reminded her lt b1, 000 and she said lt b1, 500 so we didn't really agree on pricing before we started making out. as she laid on my bed i slipped her panties off and starting fingering her. she didn't seem to care to take the them time to shower so we just started having intercourse. she was really good in bed but only did a bit of bj, no anal and no cim. we did at least a 2nd round before her departure. i gave her b1, 200 and told her that the b20 'for taxi' and she accepted the salary. good times with her hot little spinner body and intercourse appetite.

day 20: sat / 29 oct, day of rest.

since i was hanging out with my pals and i was up to friend 21, my family jewels got some rest.

day 21: sun / 30 oct, friend 2's circle again, friend 22.

friend 22 (see photo) , age 23, 5'5'.105 lbs. lt b1, 020 ($34) = escort b1, 000 ($33) + taxi b20 ($.70). anal. overall b = service a + face c + body c. has a kid i think. so i saw friend 2 and friend 22 at insomnia at about 4 am and it seemed that they were friends, or at the very least knew each other. friend 22 agreed to lt b1, 000 so once back at my place during sex she agrees to anal. she says it's her first time doing it, who knows. the next morning after at least a 2nd round i give her the money and she leaves.

epilogue: i think being on good terms with friend 2 greatly helped hooking up with her 2 friends (friend 8 and friend 22) who also fl at insomnia. there was a 3rd friend of hers who i wanted to tap and i got her from insomnia to my hotel lobby, but once there she got cold feet and didn't want to sleep with / do me or even step into my hotel room. i wasn't sure if it was because i would have been her first john (making a her a true amateur fl) , or that she heard that i tapped friends 2 and 8 in the ass (at that point i hadn't met friend 22 yet) , or what. really disappointing because the chick had a really cute face that i really wanted to screw. oh well.

day 22: mon / 31 oct, best bj, friend 23.

friend 23, age 25, 5'4'.95 lbs. st b580 ($19) = escort b500 ($17) + tip b80 ($2. 60). cim. has a kid. overall b = service a + face b + body c. for an older chick, cute face, but her body wasn't great what with the pregnancy stretch marks; at least she was pretty slim. i meet her on cb and once at my hotel room she gives the best bj of the entire trip. finish with cim and i pay her and tip b80. i asked about lt but she wanted b1, 500 so i declined, but i kept her in mind for my last night in patts during which i get a repeat escort (which i usually don't do) so i know there won't be any drama.

day 23: tue / 1 nov, second soi 6, bangkok gogo, friend 24 (+ friend 25)

friend 24, donut, age 19, 5'2'.90 lbs. soi 6 st b1, 080 ($36) = bf incl / st room upstairs b300 ($10) + escort b700 ($23) + tip b80 ($2. 70). cim. overall a = service a + face b + body a. the day before while walking down soi 6 she intercepted me. we talked and she claimed to be from bangkok (the flooding dampening its p4p scene so some escorts were working patts) and that she knows no one in patts pays bangkok escort prices, especially on soi 6. she also claims that she has a japanese boyfriend / sponsor who gives her b35, 000 a month ($1, 148 / mo). i negotiated her down to escort fee b500, but since i wanted anal (and she says i'the be her first for that) and also cim we settle on b700 and meeting tue / 1 nov about 5 pm. so i show up, after i pay the bartender the bf b300 we go to the upstairs room and she says how about b1, 000 total to compensate for breaking her cherry anal, but then changes her mind again that she shouldn't do it since when her japanese boyfriend comes to los next week and if he wants anal, he'll know her cherry's popped. good grief, though i brought ky like she asked me to the anal wasn't that important to me when cim's on the table (or in her mouth. zing). she's really good at intercourse, has a great petite figure with decently sized tits given her tiny frame, gives an excellent bj and takes cim like a champ. i pay her fee of b700 + tip b80. we talk a little and i ask how come she still hooks when she has a b30k / mo sponsor (i was testing her and she corrected me saying that it was b35k / mo). she said 'i enjoy my work' which seemed evident to me during our round, and that that's not enough money when she wants a house, a car and more things. i asked about bkk gogo prices (she claimed to normally work at a gogo in bkk's nana entertainment plaza) and she said bf b600 ($20) + st b2, 500 ($82) or lt before. 000 ($132) , which sounded about right for bkk gogo retail prices. assuming she does actually normally work at a bkk gogo, i saved a bundle getting her at soi 6.

epilogue: some factoids. since the bkk flooding was affecting more of its districts, by nov more escorts (among others) were making their way to patts. for halloween the night before some of the gogos decorated (especially angelwitch gogo) and some women dressed up (at [CodeWord901]'s i was telling my pal to get blown by the pregnant zombie escort) , but mostly it was business as usual.

regarding anal when i brought it up to friend 24, a what's up, playgirl? gogo, an airport gogo, a babydolls gogo all 4 of them copped a feel of mini-me to make sure 'you not too big, ' decided that i wasn't too big (so sad) , and agreed to fuck ass (friend 24, what's up & airport chicks also said i would be the first). i didn't take any 4 up on the offer because friend 24 was wishy-washy plus wanted a b300 ($10) anal surcharge, and the other 3 were just expensive coming from gogos with the bf b600 ($20) plus st 2, 000 ($67) and lt b3, 000 ($100) , which would be hard to negotiate down when they were reluctant to boom-boom ass to begin with. plus there was the possibility that they would reneged on the fuck ass part once we were back in my room with mini-me trying to make his (not so grand) entrance. on a somewhat related note, if i was a 'chocolate man' (ie black guy) they (and the escorts i did analize) would have never agreed to fuck ass. some escorts won't go with a chocolate man or any guy 'too big' for st / lt, period. so there are escorts who turned down guys who were too big (or even just perceived to be too big) , but i don't know of an instance where an escort rejected a guy because he wasn't big enough (ie too small).

friend 25, age 21, 5'4'.105 lbs. lt b1, 020 ($35) = b1, 000 ($34) + taxi b20 ($.70). overall b = service a + face b + body c. around 3:30 am friend 25 approached me at insomnia, starting dancing / grinding against me, and she agreed to lt b1, 000. at my place we did round 1 (pop 1) , she went to sleep and in a few hours i was horny again. i don't think she did bjs, and i wasn't in the mood for intercourse or even waking her up, so i just did a hand party. i finished (pop 2) on her body, in her semi-conscious state she wiped the cum off her with the bed sheet and went back to sleep. few hours later i was horny again (probably the special k effects) , did another hand party (pop 3) on to her backside, she again wiped the cum off with the bed sheet. about 12 noon i was horny again but she was still asleep, so i put on a condom, eased into her vagina and started tapping her. she slowly woke up, started to help me with the intercourse (finally, round 2) , and i finished (pop 4). during round 2 i realized how she had big, child-bearing hips which wasn't my thing, oh well, i was kinda buzzin' when i went home with her. at any rate, after round 2 / pop 4 (thanks kamagra) , i paid and she left. she did say that she had just quit working at a soi 6 dance club, the one across from passions dance club beer bar (basically a gogo set-up).

day 24: wed / 2 nov, no boobs day, friend 26 (+ friend 27)

friend 26 (see photo left) , age 26, 5'3'.85 lbs. st b520 ($18) = b500 + taxi b20 ($.70). cim. has a kid. overall b = service b + face b + body c. 9 pm i picked her up from cb, no negotiating down the price required, at my hotel once she's naked she's got the smallest boob of all friends 1 – 31, complete mosquito bites. still, her face was decently cute for a chick in her mid-20s though she did have some pregnancy stretch marks. the attractiveness was secondary to cim which she did no problem. paid her with a taxi tip and we parted ways.

friend 27 (see photo right) , age 18, 5'2'.85 lbs. lt 1, 020 ($35) = b1, 000 ($34) + taxi b20 ($.70). overall b = service b + face b + body b. around 1 am on cb i came across friend 27 with 2 of her friends. her 2 friends did the translating / most of the negotiating and encouraged her to go with me. i tipped each of the friends b20 ($.70) for their assistance, went with friend 27 back to my place. i wasn't sure she was 18 but she had an i'd card, and considering she was about 18 and never had a kid even though she was working beach road, i didn't want to pass the chance up. total 3 rounds, and since she didn't want cim a couple times it was cof.

day 25: thu / 3 nov, florist, friend 28.

friend 28, age 18, 5'2'.95 lbs. st b620 ($21) = escort b500 ($17) + tip b100 ($3) + taxi b20 ($.70). overall b = service b + face c + body b. i found her on cb around 9 pm and was glad that she was 18 with no kids, though she was a little beyoncé meaty. i don't remember if she did bjs (i'll assume that she didn't) but i did take ½ special k pill for boom-boom. during sex she says she's never tried anal but lets me put my finger in her anus, says it's too painful. strangely, she was willing to do anal intercourse, but then mini-me was not up to the challenge even though i had taken kamagra. what the hell, an 18 year old virgin anus was being offered and mini-me turned it down. i finished, wanted to get her for lt but for whatever reason she didn't do lts, and said that if i see her again we could go for another st. her regular job was at a floral shop and she said she only fl when she ran out of money to pay for her bills / food, otherwise she doesn't fl. sadly, over the next few days i never saw her or her virgin bunghole again, otherwise i would have fled her, taken a full kamagra pill and de-virginized her rectum. also, she wouldn't let me take her photo. so sad, but on to the last few chicks.

day 26: fri / 4 nov, docked pay, friend 29 (+ friend 30)

friend 29, age 29, 5'3'.95 lbs. st 620 ($21) = escort b600 ($20) + taxi b20 ($.70). has a kid. overall c = service c + face b + body c. about 9 pm i met her on br, she wanted st b1, 000 ($34) , i countered st b500 ($17). she said she did cim, and offered st b700 ($23) , which i agreed to since i didn't feel like negotiating further, i just wanted cim. as it turns out her being 29 and having a kid had a noticeable negative impact on her body once she was naked in my room, but i was more interested in her mouth. her bj skills were good but while teabagging it felt as if she almost dislocated / detached one of my testicles, and when i indicated i was in pain (saying 'goddamn' or something) she didn't even apologize. that kind of killed my desire for her to continue with the bj so it was time for cim. instead of cim, it became a cof since she wouldn't open her mouth for the cim. i was annoyed and though about just paying her b500, but said screw it, gave her b600+ taxi b20. she complained that i was supposed to pay b700, fortunately i got her outside my room (ie away from my netbook / fragile stuff) and as i slammed the door on her i told her 'you no cum in mouth. ' a few minutes later she was gone from my hallway. i definitely overpaid by b120 ($4) but it was better than dealing with that headache during my last patts weekend.

friend 30 (see photo) , age 23, 5'3'.105 lbs. lt b1, 120 ($38) = b1, 000 ($34) + tip b100 ($3) + taxi b20 ($.70). overall b = service + face c + body b. about 4:30 am while at insomnia friend 29 and i started dancing and talking. i mistakenly thought she was the x-zone gogo cute, sex showgirl / dart girl (terrible aim, out of 5 shots she missed twice but 3 shots were direct hits popping the 3 balloons; i blame it on her youthful inexperience since most sex showgirls are older and mostly unattractive). she agrees to lt b1, 000, at my place for round 1 there's a bj and intercourse. later we do round 2, i think it was just intercourse. after more sleep she gives me a bj for round 3. as she's leaving she says that she worked pretty hard for the money with me since usually she gets st b1, 000, and before meeting me, earlier that night she was with an australian john who only wanted her for st (and he paid b1, 000). so she says that for b1, 000 with the australian she only had to do 1 round, but with me she did 3 rounds (lots of work). of all the friends, she had the biggest boobs and they weren't really sloppy either, so that compensated for her thickness.

day 27: sat / 5 nov, mission accomplished, friend 31.

friend 31, ta, age 19, 5'2'.90 lbs. lt b1, 220 ($40) = b1, 100 ($36) + tip b100 ($3) + b20 ($.70). overall a = service a + face b + body a. about 1 am on cb i met ta, who i had seen on several previous nights and had meant to fled her. she agrees to lt b1, 000 but at my hotel i find out she wants cbj, not bbbj. i convince her to do bbbj for an extra b100 ($3). she has an incredible spinner body with (relatively) decently sized breasts, and is really into boom-boom. over the course of the night we do 3 rounds. i was really happy with the service / body, even though cim wasn't on the menu. as it turns out, she's also ½ chinese, ½ thai.

so my goal was 30 friends in 30 days which i hit ahead of schedule, and even finished at 31 friends. rest of this trip i would take it easy and not worry my quantity of escorts. on future trips i won't be so focused on averaging 1 escort per day.

day 28: sun / 6 nov, repeat, friend 19 (again)

for my last night on a monger trip i get a repeat so i know what sex to expect from her, and so that i know she's low maintenance. on a few occasions while i jogging on br (about 3 miles round-trip) i had seen friend 19 again, and sometimes we chatted. one time while jogging by she stopped me and gave me a fresh, cold bottled water to drink (it's only b10 ($.33) , but it was a sweet gesture) to rehydrate with. another time i gave her and her friend (chubby chick who liked to fuck ass, but she wasn't my type) b100 ($3) for them to get some food. so we were on gfe / bfe terms it seemed.

i happened to see her on sun / 6 nov at 9 pm so i asked her how much for lt until mon / 7 nov 6 pm (at which time i had to catch the shuttle to the airport). she said 'up to you' and i said b1, 500, which she agreed to. so she was with me approx. 21 hrs, and in that time for round 1 & 2 it was bjs / cims, for round 3 i just cummed on her body, for round 4 & 5 it was bjs / cims. i wasn't interested in intercourse, and she said she said bjs was perfectly fine as long as i was happy. she only ate once in that time, and she didn't even finish ½ of the b40 ($1. 30) pork fried rice since she's a light eater. in the end i gave her b1, 500 as agreed + tip b100 ($3) + taxi b20. i also gave her some stuff i was going to leave behind for my hotel housekeeper to keep or throw away. it was my thai sim card with credit of b108 ($3. 50) and my old: nike free shoes, pair of flip-flops. 2 dress shirts, pair of shorts, some t-shirts, pair of socks, and such (she said she wanted them to give to her dad).

at 6 pm on monday (day 29) i catch the bell travel service airport shuttle and die a little on the inside as i head to the airport to depart los. my flight was at 12:30 am tue / 8 nov (day 30).

**Devilspinkick** · 11-20-11 07:45

Of the flesh!

Just a quick breakdown of some of the Go-Gos I've visited.

Alcatraz: Pretty much your standard Go-Go, the upstairs area with the girls in cages is a nice touch. A decent number of pretties here.

Angel Witch: As usual, this place is great for artsy & imaginative shows. But it is hard to check out the talent while a show is going on. And some of the shows last a long time. I did manage to check out a few some cuties here.

Iron Club: I liked the design & atmosphere of this place. Hotties dressed in spider-webbed clothes and other hotties in a big wash tub playing around and lots of interaction with the crowd. I tipped them well. It has the feel of a runway show. I guess that's a good thing. No?

Polo: A few real babes in this Go-Go. Has an Arabian-Belly dance theme to the place. They were aggressive about buying expensive drinks (600Bahts) and hookahs for the dames (600 to 1, 000Bahts) ; hell, I don't even like to smoke. But I may return because of some of the babes I saw there. Definitely more expensive than the other Thai Go-Gos.

Galaxy: Now if you want to splurge and spend a lot of baht then this is the place to go. Hard to resist the European babes posing on the stairway. The minute I stepped in the joint they assigned two hotties from Moldova to me. Between drinks for them & me (3 people) the tab was 1, 000Baht already. At least didn't buy a champagne bottle for 6,000Baht. I'm used to spending cash like this in Europe, but this is the LOS! None-the-less, I hung around for a bit to take in the scene. The place definitely has some hot women from the EB. I even saw a rather attractive black lady in there. Not sure if she is from Africa or the Caribbean or what. Visiting Galaxy was a nice change of pace, but after a while I had to head back to the reality of the LOS. I can get Europeans at much lower prices at the German FKKs.

Lollipop: located below Galaxy & Polo is this little Go-Go. I actually had a good time at this place. Hooked up with couple of wild little Thai hotties. Go figure.

As usual YMMV and indeed it will. Still want to check out a few other places.

- DSK

**Devilspinkick** · 11-20-11 07:21

Originally Posted by Devilspinkick [View Original Post]

I signed up at Tony's PowerStation gym which is right on walking street. Not the biggest gym in the world but it has a decent selection of heavy metal plates and machines. A good place for meat-heads like me. The entrance is a bit hard to find because it's at the back of a bar, but there is a large sign with the words Power Station outside. So just look up.- DSK

Actually, the signage outside is an image of a guy and the words say 'Tony's Entertainment Complex'. The gym is located behind sort of hookah lounge called the 'Abyzz'. Just wanted to set things straight.

- DSK

**Daddy07** · 11-19-11 08:21

Originally Posted by LittleBigMan [View Original Post]

Do like me turn off the a / see and put your comforter on the floor and go to work on the sweet spot, once she start to break out in a sweat that's when the fun starts? Her thick thighs now up pressing against your ears it feels like you are swimming underwater. Now slowly rock her and let her heavy thighs roll you over on the bottom and let the force be with you. While she is on top have her pull you up and hug like a big bear so you can suck her tits then have her fall backwards and you will automatically flip up like you were on a swing! Last, get her from the back and pound her until you get a blast of gas!

LBM

You sure do know what you're talking about, LBM, but alas, as for me, I'm just not into [CodeWord139].

**LittleBigMan** · 11-19-11 06:51

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]

The Colombian girls came up and talked to me last night. I didn't even recognize them. They looked much better the first night. The first night there were only 2, but last night there were 4. I asked them how much they get for services. They said 3,500 / hour. I said no for all night. And they said 7,000. I won't ever tell someone what price they should put on their body, but I'm still not understanding how foreign women try to move in on the local market and charge extraordinary prices. It must be working though because once again they were getting scooped up (or maybe they didn't quote the prices beforehand).

You got to remember LOL, because its not made in Thailand there is a import tax of 40, the only population that believe there is a global economy is Americans and the Western world.

It's been awhile that I had a Colombian hot chick but no way I'm paying that price here. I can get 2 or 3 girls that look like Latiinas for that price and pretend that they are?

I'm sure they can come as freelancers but mainly the Russians, Nigerians are here because the Mafia has payoff Immigration to get them long term Visa. The Nigerians were coming in on Education Visa and when things started to get out of hand in Bangkok the BIB, had to do something and acted like they didn't know a thing. In my opinion before the floods I notices a reduction of Africians on Sukhumvit and Pattaya.

Now its the Mafia from Colombians it doesn't surprise me since they have been running weapons to the Golden Triangle for years. If the price evers comes down I might relent?

LBM

**BionicMan** · 11-19-11 06:28

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]

The Colombian girls came up and talked to me last night. I didn't even recognize them.They looked much better the first night. The first night there were only 2, but last night there were 4. I asked them how much they get for services. They said 3,500 / hour. I said no for all night. And they said 7,000. I won't ever tell someone what price they should put on their body, but I'm still not understanding how foreign women try to move in on the local market and charge extraordinary prices. It must be working though because once again they were getting scooped up (or maybe they didn't quote the prices beforehand).

The only reason why these foreign girls are taken in asian can be in customers willing to try a latin or a CIS chick aware they will never travel to those countries. The girls charge premium prices as they want to earn based on home income, not on a thai pad meal price. In addition there is less competition, ie they are kind of exotic there, so they do not have to be stunners to win your heart, whilst at home they have to face a tough competition. So a mediocre latin can earn better in Asia than at home. I myself ticked the Russian box in a sauna in Macau, an African one in KL. But I would not be ready to match those prices, 'though. Has all to stay within reason.

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