Pattaya Reports

[Crazy4Thai]

After about 6 emails I finally got a confirmation. I mean, all they have to say is "your reservation is confirmed. We will have a sign with your name outside of arrival Gate 3."

Sheesh

You have no fucking idea. Try living here.

[Uncle Volodya]

(For old hands: there's nothing new here. Just thought I'd liven up the forum with a full report.)

Thanks for the post Trawler! It was really fun to relive some of my own memories through your report. A welcome break from all the bickering and ST vs LT discussion that is dominating the board lately.

[David 2]

I am trying to make a reservation with Mr. T Taxi via email for this coming Saturday for a ride to Pattaya at 10:45. I did receive an email back asking for my last name, but then no real confirmation. Shall I assume I'm confirned? I sent two follow ups but haven't heard back. Any advice? Thanks.

They need to do a better job about returning emails.

I've used Mr. Keak at Pattaya Taxi more than 15 times, and he's reliable, dependable, and inexpensive. His driver waits for you at the airport holding a sign with your name, and 90 minutes later you're at your Pattaya hotel safe and sound. Highly recommended.

http://www.pattaya-taxi.com/

[Trawlerman]

(for old hands: there's nothing new here. just thought i'd liven up the forum with a full report.)

when you arrive in a place at 11pm, what is there to do? well, in pattaya, a hell of a lot. the gogo bars are open until 3 or 4am, and they only get going at about 9pm, so it's before the half-way point. i headed straight over to walking street for the top-of-the-range what's up. i have fond memories of this place from a few years ago, arriving relatively early and getting lots of attention from some very nice-looking girls. this time the place is humming. there's hardly a place to sit, but i'm found somewhere by the bathtub where a nice round soap-covered ass is sliding back and forth on the ledge right next to me. within seconds, i'm fingering a sweet and very clean pussy between that ass. it's good to be back! the thing you have to know about what's up is that half the girls are dancers only. no sex available. they will come and sit with you for drinks, which can become expensive quickly at 160bt a shot. so best to ask first, if you want her for later. (i'd forgotten this, but i was told by a chatty aussie bloke who sat next to me and seemed to know everyone.)

i went on to a few other places but i wasn't ready to pay gogo prices just yet. (what's up has a 1000bt bar fine; others are 600-700bt) i was more interested in freelance action to start things off. with hindsight, i should probably have headed for the mixx (one x or two?). the disco at the far end of ws. which has fls in droves, and some nice ones at that. but i went in the other direction, along beach road, probably because of memories of picking up some gems there on previous visits. i found one young-looking 20yo who tickled my fancy and off we went back to the pattaya bay resort. that's quite a trek. the thing about the pbr is that it is along the featureless soi 15 that bends around from 2nd road back behind the avenue. they have a taxi that will take you to 2nd road from the hotel but getting back is a bit of a pain unless you have the use of a phone to call them. well, it's not so bad, but less convenient that my previous digs at the queen vic in soi 6, which is a lot further from ws but much easier to get to and from because of the bhat buses.

the br girl was a nice start. she had on these very child-like shorts with teddy bears and the like. made the whole thing seem slightly taboo, although she was perfectly legal. slightly built thai girls are good the cute frog-like pose on hands and knees and tummy to the bed. that's the image i still have of her. on her way out the pbr front desk called up to my room to check that everything was ok. nice touch.

i was knackered from the flight so i didn't go out again that night. the next day, i was up fairly early thanks to jet lag. by midday i was horny as anything, knowing that i was surrounded by more available pussy per square mile than anywhere else on the planet. (is that true? comments anyone?) i had a plan that may seem odd. but the thing is, i like to be teased a bit. so i went along to dream teen (soi 21) for their 90 minute "oil and ball massage" (550bt) with the idea of not coming and then heading just around the corner to [CodeWord900] for a quick and seedy bbbjcim (700bt). picked out dee from the dream teen line-up (looking very cute in green). she did a great sensual oil massage, plus the ball thing, which is basically a teasing hand-job although not to completion unless you go for a "special". i don't know what the cost of the "special" is. the fs option has been reported here, but there is also hj and bj, which are presumably less. clearly, not to have the special was unusual. dee was pretty disappointed because she only gets 40bt of the 550bt fee on the assumption that she'll make much more in "specials". i gave her a 100bt tip to make up for some of the disappointment. well, i was very aroused by this stage, as planned, but the [CodeWord900] finish was not to be. i went there but at 2pm the selection was very poor. (apparently, there would be more girls at 4pm.) plan b was to return to my old haunt. soi 6. always good for some afternoon action. i was not disappointed by bong (beng? bang?) , a slightly chubby young cutey who gave the required bbbjcim with greater skill than her youthful looks suggested she was capable of. all this with her fully clothed and me naked, which i like for a bj. she is a good kisser too. fs was included in the 1000bt price (700bt plus 300bt for the room) but i much preferred to go for the bj finish that i had planned. (can't remember which bar on soi 6. sorry. by strategy is just to walk along the soi, avoiding the lbs and scanning the groups of girls for one i like. i never return to a particular bar.)

seeing as this was just a stop-over, i wanted to fit in all my favourite thai street-food snacks, so meals between sex sessions consisted of pad thai, som tam, khao mun kai, etc. another fill-in is the traditional thai massage. the place i remembered from before is just off (10m or so) pattaya tai (the road heading inland just outside the gates of ws) on the first soi you come to on the left after the big temple. (incidentally, there is a night market in front of the temple with lots of good eats and relatively uninflated prices. i picked up a good leather belt for 100bt. no haggling necessary.) the massage lady is on the right. she is a devotee of dharmakaya and has dmc tv on all the time. she has been doing this for 30-odd years (possibly more) and has many pupils. two hours later i am walking on clouds.

a shower back at the hotel, and i'm ready for the gogo bars again. eventually settle on tae from super girl. moving well to the music, swaying her tight little ass and slightly pointy breasts, with long wavy hair, witchy eyes and full pouty lips. i was just about to leave the place when i saw her and so gambled on a good time without the usual chat first. the mammasan said she was inexperienced, having only arrived a month ago. i've been in this situation before. inexperienced has its plusses if you don't expect something different, and anyway, i just wanted that girl. as expected she was not that enthusiastic about sucking (and only with condom) and didn't want me to lick her. but still the sight of those lips on my dick made it all worthwhile. the thing that would have really put me off would have been a shy girl who was obviously not enjoying herself. tae was not that. she has spirit and a sexy cheekiness, sticking out her tongue and play hitting me if i tried something she didn't want. and her pussy was so fresh and tight. the kind that makes you want to come immediately. the damage: 700 bf + 2000 for her. on the expensive side but par for the course in the higher-end bars. i went back to ws and on to the mixx. after an invigorating shot of chocolate vodka in the ice bar with a polar bear. never really explored the mixx before. it was heaving, and there were plenty of opportunities for fl pick-ups, with the general standard a fair bit higher than br. but at that point jet lag hit me and i crawled back to the hotel alone.

my last day. i extended my room until 6. 30pm for half the day rate, mainly because i just wanted to relax a bit, do some laundry, and catch up with things online. but i couldn't leave without one more taste of thai pussy. this time, i didn't want to go hunting, so i was thinking of going for a soapie. but then i got a good idea. devil's den do outcalls, i remembered, and what could be a nicer way to spend my last afternoon than with a pair of sexy maids coming to my room? i checked out the girl's profiles online and made a short list. of the five i selected, three were available, and i picked gik and cory. the service is expensive (4000bt) but well worth it (to me). both girls were just as appealing in person as on the website. and cory especially, had a wonderfully sensual body with smooth skin and just the right amount of padding to make for a perfect coupling. they looked very sexy in their matching maid's outfits. black with white trim and fishnets and heels. which they kept on (at my request) throughout most of the session. (no panties, so easy access, and tits slipped out easily.)

i've you've had a dd threesome before, you'll know what it was like. otherwise, it's just as they advertise: like you are the director in your own porn film. the girls were very clever and ensuring safety (fresh condoms, antibaterial gels, etc) without it ever seeming forced. i had them kneeling on the floor sucking me together while i was sitting on the bed. 69ing each other while i stroked and kissed and fondled, on sitting on my face while the other sucked me, and of course i gave each of them a good fucking separately, in all available holes, while the other caressed and kissed. i'm sure that it would have been ok to have two shots, but it would have been a big effort for me to make the second after the past 48 hours, so i preferred to keep the tension until the end. but then how to finish? i would have loved to come in cory's mouth. she has a great sucking action and a cute, slightly freckled face. and spraying over two girl's faces would leave one with a great porn snapshot to go away with. (incidentally, no photos during outcalls. so only mental snapshots allowed.) in the end, though, i decided to come in cory's pussy from behind, wrapped around her very nice ass, while fondling gik's ass and kissing them alternately. awesome way to finish a two-day break in thailand. an hour later, i was on the bell travel bus (200bt) back to the airport.

[Keeniu]

I say, you better bring latex condoms than rubber boots.

Pile of rubbish. Phuket is not wet / under water nor is Pattaya.

Well heeled BKK'ers can afford Pattaya Hotels, but there will be a lesser class feeling the pinch come the successful draining, then a 6 Billion dollar cleanup bill and the stench that follows. If follows that the helpers won't be raising cash near the family in case they are spotted.

What I like is Giotto's comments that is a buyers market in BKK because girls are helping out. Its not exactly as bad as I hoped for yet, but with more cancelled flights, things may become less lopsided. I am sure price will re-stimulate demand.

I am excited as another 3 weeks should see lots of 'new entrants' in the market raising cash to help out family. This should take some of the sting out of high season, and hopefully spread to Patts.

So any chance of Patts becoming more of a buyers market?

Thailand. The Other Venice <<<

[Member #4152]

This is a result of the floodings in Bangkok. A number of more well-healed residents of the capital have fled down the coast. They say Pattaya's hotels are pretty much fully booked for this reason. The taxi driver who took me to the airport from Pattaya a few days back was moaning loudly about "all the bloody bangkokers".

As for the rest of your "reservations" about Pattaya, well, there's a lot of Russian people, but they come mostly with their wives / girlfriends for a few weeks on the beach. I don't think the men do much mongering and I don't think the women offer themselves for sale. The exception to the last point is a few joints around the Walking Street, but they are also by far the most expensive venues in town.

As for my own experience in Pattaya, well, I got laid around 15 times in a week, so I cannot complain about the recreational value of the place. I would, however, say that these things tend to get boring after a while."Hello, handsome maaaan!" "Massage, massage!" "Where you goooing?" Many Pattaya veterans have solved the problem by finding themselves a girlfriend who caters to their daily needs, but (1) I usually don't stay for long enough to do that; and (2) I haven't the temper to spend breakfast and dinner with a mercenary. Instead I found myself drifting into ordinary bars and restaurants and try to fish out those women who can usually not be bar-fined. Simply for the sport and curiosity value of it.

My greatest find was the 30 yo manager of a bar on 2nd road (close to Soi Diana). She was extremely petite and actually not pretty. After midnight and with her bar hastily emptying she agreed to join me for a drink. It didn't take much persuasion to make her forego the remaining tips and come with me to my nearby hotel (Tim Boutique). She was very hot in bed. Most Thai girls tend to fuck you once or twice and then turn over in bed,"I want to sleep. Leave me alone". With this lady it was the opposite. I could not move one inch in my sleep before she grabbed my hand and started snugging me. After a couple of rebuttals she even allowed me to use her rear entry. I say "allow" in the sense of lying still and whimpering while I thrust myself at her hole. By now she obviously decided that I had a domination fetich, so started to weep while I pumped her rear, although there was evidently space enough and she was far from a virgin. After five minutes of beautiful acting she even managed to produce tears. After I had exploded inside her fanny I pointed to her wet eyes and smiled "nice show, honey". She grinned mischievously behind the tears and whispered "but you liked it, yes?"

This was my best experience in Pattaya this time round. So good that, contrary to my habits, I went back to the same woman on the next night (my last in patts). But, alas, that night was Loy Kratong and the bar had a party from which my little backdoor friend could not detach herself. Ah well, better luck next time.

Great post! I actually enjoyed reading it! I think I want to try the back door tonight LOL!

[Syzygies]

<cut> She came within 30 seconds, and she squealed about siaow leew. She pulled away from me, unable to take any physical contact for 60 seconds or so.

Nice "in depth". If she had said "set laeew", it means she finished (orgasmed) already. Normally,"siaow laeew" means she is getting worked up or excited, but in this case could mean she is too sensitive to be touched. So it would be better attached to the 2nd sentence about pulling away.

Just included this note for those who don't know much Thai yet.

[Redfield10]

After about 6 emails I finally got a confirmation. I mean, all they have to say is "your reservation is confirmed. We will have a sign with your name outside of arrival Gate 3."

Sheesh

[Priamos]

1st. So the 1st thing I noticed in Pattaya was the traffic. After an hour drive from Bangkok airport to Pattaya, traffic was pretty awful but I survived.

This is a result of the floodings in Bangkok. A number of more well-healed residents of the capital have fled down the coast. They say Pattaya's hotels are pretty much fully booked for this reason. The taxi driver who took me to the airport from Pattaya a few days back was moaning loudly about "all the bloody bangkokers".

As for the rest of your "reservations" about Pattaya, well, there's a lot of Russian people, but they come mostly with their wives / girlfriends for a few weeks on the beach. I don't think the men do much mongering and I don't think the women offer themselves for sale. The exception to the last point is a few joints around the Walking Street, but they are also by far the most expensive venues in town.

As for my own experience in Pattaya, well, I got laid around 15 times in a week, so I cannot complain about the recreational value of the place. I would, however, say that these things tend to get boring after a while."Hello, handsome maaaan!" "Massage, massage!" "Where you goooing?" Many Pattaya veterans have solved the problem by finding themselves a girlfriend who caters to their daily needs, but (1) I usually don't stay for long enough to do that; and (2) I haven't the temper to spend breakfast and dinner with a mercenary. Instead I found myself drifting into ordinary bars and restaurants and try to fish out those women who can usually not be bar-fined. Simply for the sport and curiosity value of it.

My greatest find was the 30 yo manager of a bar on 2nd road (close to Soi Diana). She was extremely petite and actually not pretty. After midnight and with her bar hastily emptying she agreed to join me for a drink. It didn't take much persuasion to make her forego the remaining tips and come with me to my nearby hotel (Tim Boutique). She was very hot in bed. Most Thai girls tend to fuck you once or twice and then turn over in bed,"I want to sleep. Leave me alone". With this lady it was the opposite. I could not move one inch in my sleep before she grabbed my hand and started snugging me. After a couple of rebuttals she even allowed me to use her rear entry. I say "allow" in the sense of lying still and whimpering while I thrust myself at her hole. By now she obviously decided that I had a domination fetich, so started to weep while I pumped her rear, although there was evidently space enough and she was far from a virgin. After five minutes of beautiful acting she even managed to produce tears. After I had exploded inside her fanny I pointed to her wet eyes and smiled "nice show, honey". She grinned mischievously behind the tears and whispered "but you liked it, yes?"

This was my best experience in Pattaya this time round. So good that, contrary to my habits, I went back to the same woman on the next night (my last in patts). But, alas, that night was Loy Kratong and the bar had a party from which my little backdoor friend could not detach herself. Ah well, better luck next time.

[Gaolei]

Alternatively you can also try Keak Taxi 1000 going to PTY. 900 back. Pretty reliable as well. Never had trouble.

Keak is at http://www.pattaya-taxi.com/ And mobile phone 081-3401365. I have used them at 3AM to get back to BKK, no problem. They are reliable and cheap.

[Nixonbd]

Thai companies are the worst when it comes to answering emails,

They need to put cell numbers as I bet they answer SMS quicker!

BK

Another alternative; http://www.thelimopattaya.com/

On-line booking and quick confirmation, very reliable. 1200 baht to Pattaya. 1000 baht for return.

[BKK Dreaming]

I am trying to make a reservation with Mr. T Taxi via email for this coming Saturday for a ride to Pattaya at 10:45. I did receive an email back asking for my last name, but then no real confirmation. Shall I assume I'm confirned? I sent two follow ups but haven't heard back. Any advice? Thanks.

They need to do a better job about returning emails.

Thai companies are the worst when it comes to answering emails,

They need to put cell numbers as I bet they answer SMS quicker!

BK

[Michi]

This is the one part of Mr. T Taxi that is an issue with me and that is a confirmation email. I have used him many times in the past and have experienced this same issue. For me, I will resend it and even call to get that confirmation.

Alternatively you can also try Keak Taxi 1000 going to PTY. 900 back. Pretty reliable as well. Never had trouble.

[Jgm005]

This is the one part of Mr. T Taxi that is an issue with me and that is a confirmation email. I have used him many times in the past and have experienced this same issue. For me, I will resend it and even call to get that confirmation.

I am trying to make a reservation with Mr. T Taxi via email for this coming Saturday for a ride to Pattaya at 10:45. I did receive an email back asking for my last name, but then no real confirmation. Shall I assume I'm confirned? I sent two follow ups but haven't heard back. Any advice? Thanks.

They need to do a better job about returning emails.

[Luvpuss]

I am trying to make a reservation with Mr. T Taxi via email for this coming Saturday for a ride to Pattaya at 10:45. I did receive an email back asking for my last name, but then no real confirmation. Shall I assume I'm confirned? I sent two follow ups but haven't heard back. Any advice? Thanks.

They need to do a better job about returning emails.

If they don't show get a regular taxi.