Pattaya Reports

[ElHombreContento]

100 % correct, Pattaya beach is a sewer and would never swim there. The hotel pool is the go or a boat trip to Koh Larn, or better still if you can handle a 4-5 hour mini bus and ferry ride, then Koh Chang has really nice beaches, Bangkok air Fly to Trat where you can pick up minibus to your Koh Larn hotel (info from other websites). I may bypass Pattaya on my mid yr trip next yr, currently on drawing board and head straight to Koh Chang, I am sick of real tourist crowds that are going to Pattaya (fuck them arabs and indians smell) as well as the old hags and dogs working the beer bars.

Another thing I did not swim in the beach at Pattaya. Did not like the way the water looked, but still had a great time

[ElHombreContento]

Not trying to start anything, but WTF do you like about the beach in Pattaya? I really like Pattaya, but the beach may be one of the worst I have seen in the world.

My experience is that it is dirty, smelly, crowded with tourist families, and has about 10-15 feet of erroding sand.

I can think of nothing good about it, except the pussy on the sidewalk.

Luvpuss, you hit the major points about the beach at Pattaya. You are right the only good thing at Pattaya beach is the Russian pussy that is sunbathing on the beach. But what I like about the beach was the people I met and the encounters I had with some of the locals, the experience was very good for me. Also, the girls that come by selling food, sun glasses and fruits I made friends with a couple of them and I that was alot of fun, you see getting pussy it the ultimate reward but for me meeting people is great also. By the way speaking about the girls that seel stuff on the becah there were 4 girls that were very fuckable and that was the angle that I was working on in the beach. There was one particular one that caught my eyes and my soul, but unfortunately I was with another girl at that moment and I had to leave the next day due to work. But I will be back and I will be back on that beach working on that girl that I saw. I am a leg, butt and eyes. She had unbeliveable eyes and they caught my attention. This is why I love the beach at Pattaya. I know that my reasons do not go with your reason as to why I like Pattaya, but they are my 2 cents as to why I love Pattaya. I am writting this and I do not want to get into a pissing contest with you or any other member, but they are my 2 cents as to why I like the beach in Pattaya.

Luvpuss, or anybody else for that purpose you might not agree with me but it is my opinion and desire.

What one guy would think is fuckable another guy might not see as fuckable, with that I do not want to start any pissing contest with you Luvpuss or anybody else. I am just stating my 2 cents. Just like you stated your 2 cents that the beach sucks at Pattaya.

[Apeman 28]

Not trying to start anything, but WTF do you like about the beach in Pattaya? I really like Pattaya, but the beach may be one of the worst I have seen in the world.

My experience is that it is dirty, smelly, crowded with tourist families, and has about 10-15 feet of erroding sand.

I can think of nothing good about it, except the pussy on the sidewalk.

100 % correct, Pattaya beach is a sewer and would never swim there. The hotel pool is the go or a boat trip to Koh Larn, or better still if you can handle a 4-5 hour mini bus and ferry ride, then Koh Chang has really nice beaches, Bangkok air Fly to Trat where you can pick up minibus to your Koh Larn hotel (info from other websites). I may bypass Pattaya on my mid yr trip next yr, currently on drawing board and head straight to Koh Chang, I am sick of real tourist crowds that are going to Pattaya (fuck them arabs and indians smell) as well as the old hags and dogs working the beer bars.

[Rocksoff]

i stopped going there because i don't like a 3 minute bj. for a few hundred more you can bring a girl to your room and get a real long unrushed bj and do other things, if you want. at [CodeWord901]'s they don't even take off their clothes.

believe me, it's up to you how long it takes, certainly more than 3 minutes. and whether she takes off her clothes. and you can pay i think 400 more and do "other things" at [CodeWord901]'s also.

of course chemistry matters, i get better performance with some than with others. there's one particular psycho at [CodeWord901]'s who guides your hands to the back of her head and challenges you to make her gag.

[Triklook]

I'm in Jomtien soi 11-ish, and don; t like taking the baht bus around town, so could anyone sugest any decent gogo's for ST in Jomtien that I can simply walk to and use their rooms for ST?

[Stakeout]

The holiday ended Monday. Have all the people that came to Pattaya from Bangkok during the holiday gone back now, or is it still crowded in Pattaya?

I will be in Pattaya most of November. If anyone wants to meet up over a beer (I am in my late 30s, from Northern Europe, and have been to Pattaya three times before), send me a message and tell me a bit about yourself. First round's on me!

[JesseJames]

one of my favourite places in pattaya (as well as bangkok) is [CodeWord900]. just really enjoy the concept of a bj bar that has girls that are pretty skilled at what they do and some of them are real talents.

anyway, two observations from my most recent trip:

1. last time i was in [CodeWord900] in pattaya i spotted a fat, disgusting, and hairy man sitting at the bar reading a newspaper and taking no interest whatsoever in the girls and wondered if he was the owner. spotted him again this time, so figured that maybe he actually is the owner which i found hilarious since that would be exactly how i imagined the owner of that type of establishment to look like. does anyone know if that's the case?

2. i only went to [CodeWord900] twice, and both times the girls were pretty miserable performers. way too much hand during the bj, and they did not take the cim properly like they used to do. it seems to me that based on this small sample the high standard that they used to maintain for the ability of the girls to do bjs are slipping, anyone else noticing the same thing or did i just have bad luck with the two girls i took?

i stopped going there because i don't like a 3 minute bj. for a few hundred more you can bring a girl to your room and get a real long unrushed bj and do other things, if you want. at [CodeWord901]'s they don't even take off their clothes.

[JesseJames]

They do have water but a low volume and don't have the big large bottles. Delivery is slow but the 7/11 and shop in the tourist area I heard are getting the most water. Since the other parts of town or non-tourist Thais and Farang have no problem buying their water from the reverse osmosis machines located throughout the neighborhoods. One baht for a small bottle. 4 baht to fill a large bottle the same bottle that cost your 45 baht at 7/11.

I guess I should pack a 5 liter bottle, in my bag and use the magic machine. Hadn't thought of that. Thanks.

[Luvpuss]

one of my favourite places in pattaya (as well as bangkok) is [CodeWord900]. just really enjoy the concept of a bj bar that has girls that are pretty skilled at what they do and some of them are real talents.

anyway, two observations from my most recent trip:

1. last time i was in [CodeWord900] in pattaya i spotted a fat, disgusting, and hairy man sitting at the bar reading a newspaper and taking no interest whatsoever in the girls and wondered if he was the owner. spotted him again this time, so figured that maybe he actually is the owner which i found hilarious since that would be exactly how i imagined the owner of that type of establishment to look like. does anyone know if that's the case?

2. i only went to [CodeWord900] twice, and both times the girls were pretty miserable performers. way too much hand during the bj, and they did not take the cim properly like they used to do. it seems to me that based on this small sample the high standard that they used to maintain for the ability of the girls to do bjs are slipping, anyone else noticing the same thing or did i just have bad luck with the two girls i took?

i have had the bj issue happen. they should be doing cim. i will stop them and tell them what they are doing wrong. they usually will do better. sometimes it is just because they get lazy. if it does not improve, definitely no tip and complain to the mama. i have never had a problem in bkk, but have in pattaya.

[Fun And Sun]

one of my favourite places in pattaya (as well as bangkok) is [CodeWord900]. just really enjoy the concept of a bj bar that has girls that are pretty skilled at what they do and some of them are real talents.

anyway, two observations from my most recent trip:

1. last time i was in [CodeWord900] in pattaya i spotted a fat, disgusting, and hairy man sitting at the bar reading a newspaper and taking no interest whatsoever in the girls and wondered if he was the owner. spotted him again this time, so figured that maybe he actually is the owner which i found hilarious since that would be exactly how i imagined the owner of that type of establishment to look like. does anyone know if that's the case?

2. i only went to [CodeWord900] twice, and both times the girls were pretty miserable performers. way too much hand during the bj, and they did not take the cim properly like they used to do. it seems to me that based on this small sample the high standard that they used to maintain for the ability of the girls to do bjs are slipping, anyone else noticing the same thing or did i just have bad luck with the two girls i took?

[Fun And Sun]

I flew back from Pattaya yesterday, and I can confirm what others have already posted: There was no issue getting from Pattaya to the airport, and while there are a bunch of sandbags on the streets in Pattaya there is no flooding there (nor in Jom Tien).

They are starting to run a bit low on a lot of things in stores, notably cigarettes and some food products, but that's not really a concern. More of an issue is that a friend of mine that owns a beer bar told me that they are starting to run low on beer and they are having a lot of difficulty getting ahold of some beer brands. However, this is more of an issue with suppliers hoarding things to drive up the price and it's not a genuine shortage.

It rained quite a bit while I was there, and not as hot and nice as it usually is, but that didn't stop me from enjoying my trip.

[Luvpuss]

I had more fun in Pattaya than Bangkok. Do not get me wrong Bangkok is pretty cool, but I am a beach person and I love the beach at Pattaya.

Not trying to start anything, but WTF do you like about the beach in Pattaya? I really like Pattaya, but the beach may be one of the worst I have seen in the world.

My experience is that it is dirty, smelly, crowded with tourist families, and has about 10-15 feet of erroding sand.
I can think of nothing good about it, except the pussy on the sidewalk.

[Michi]

Does anybody know if the Marriot is Girl Friendly?

Thank you in advance for your prompt response.

Very, don't worry. The guard will salute the girl.

[LittleBigMan]

Do the 7/11s and Foodlands, Big C, etc. Have liters of bottled water for sale?

They do have water but a low volume and don't have the big large bottles. Delivery is slow but the 7/11 and shop in the tourist area I heard are getting the most water. Since the other parts of town or non-tourist Thais and Farang have no problem buying their water from the reverse osmosis machines located throughout the neighborhoods. One baht for a small bottle. 4 baht to fill a large bottle the same bottle that cost your 45 baht at 7/11.

[JesseJames]

Do the 7/11s and Foodlands, Big C, etc. Have liters of bottled water for sale?