Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

Let me guess: it was at a police checkpoint just beyond the curve in the road to Jomtien Beach, right?

I've been nailed twice there and hit with multiple tickets; no drivers license, no insurance, no registration, no brains, etc. At 400 baht per pop it gets expensive.

I go up this way all the time never been stopped, in fact I smile at the guy from time to time?

LBM

[Daddy07]

I got a ticket from the BiB on my way to eat BBQ in Jomtien!

Let me guess: it was at a police checkpoint just beyond the curve in the road to Jomtien Beach, right?

I've been nailed twice there and hit with multiple tickets; no drivers license, no insurance, no registration, no brains, etc. At 400 baht per pop it gets expensive.

[Fon Tok]

Certainly not from personal experience, right? Say it isn't so, Fon Tok.

Unfortunately, yes, I'll admit it.

I got a ticket from the BiB on my way to eat BBQ in Jomtien!

[Daddy07]

How do I know this?

Certainly not from personal experience, right?

Say it isn't so, Fon Tok.

[Daddy07]

I'm in Jomtien soi 11-ish, and don; t like taking the baht bus around town, so could anyone sugest any decent gogo's for ST in Jomtien that I can simply walk to and use their rooms for ST?

Jomtien is not known for go-go bars. There is one go-go called "We Are #1" across from the Jomtien Complex near the arch that goes over the main road. I think they have ST rooms on the premises. The place is OK but not as good as the average establishment on Walking Street. I've not been there for years and I live in Jomtien.

The baht bus is cheap and convenient, but if you don't like it, why not rent a motorbike so you can explore the whole town?

[Mr Enternational]

Today I wanted to go to view point and to the big buddha. I decided to go on foot because I had plenty of time, it is a 30/40 minutes walk from walking street. You have to go till the end of walking street, then pass the marina, then turn left and pass the kart circuit.

After the kart circuit cross the road and take the first road on the right, it take you up the hill. Here I found some ladies waiting for customers. The area is a dump and the ladies are not better. They asked for 200 bahts, but I am sure you can negotiate 100, for a BJ. The cheapest I have been proposed in my life!

Well, if you feel like experiencing something different try that.

I see that you have found the Crack Shacks. Make sure you bring mosquito spray!

[Luvpuss]

If you are on a motorbike, don't make a right turn directly (there's a no right turn sign). Often there is a cop waiting up the hill to give you a ticket. Just go straight, make a you-turn under the flyway, and a left turn to proceed up the hill.

How do I know this? .

Sounds like the cops in California.

[Fon Tok]

.After the kart circuit cross the road and take the first road on the right, it take you up the hill. Here I found some ladies waiting for customers.

If you are on a motorbike, don't make a right turn directly (there's a no right turn sign). Often there is a cop waiting up the hill to give you a ticket. Just go straight, make a u-turn under the flyway, and a left turn to proceed up the hill.

How do I know this?

[Maxinlondon]

Today I wanted to go to view point and to the big buddha.

I decided to go on foot because I had plenty of time, it is a 30/40 minutes walk from walking street.

You have to go till the end of walking street, then pass the marina, then turn left and pass the kart circuit.

After the kart circuit cross the road and take the first road on the right, it take you up the hill. Here I found some ladies waiting for customers. The area is a dump and the ladies are not better. They asked for 200 bahts, but I am sure you can negotiate 100, for a BJ. The cheapest I have been proposed in my life!

Well, if you feel like experiencing something different try that.

[Luvpuss]

The holiday ended Monday. Have all the people that came to Pattaya from Bangkok during the holiday gone back now, or is it still crowded in Pattaya?

I will be in Pattaya most of November. If anyone wants to meet up over a beer (I am in my late 30s, from Northern Europe, and have been to Pattaya three times before) , send me a message and tell me a bit about yourself. First round's on me!

A friend of mine lives there. He said the city will be crowded most of the month as not as many people are going to BKK until the flood issue resolves. Which could be up to a month.

[Luvpuss]

I would like to know if highway to go from Pattaya to Bangkok aiport has issues or is still open.

Now I'm in Phuket and I will stay in Pattaya on Friday but next week I will back to my country and need to go to Bangkok airport by taxi.

Thanks for your information.

It is fully open.

[Mastorr]

I would like to know if highway to go from Pattaya to Bangkok aiport has issues or is still open.

Now I'm in Phuket and I will stay in Pattaya on Friday but next week I will back to my country and need to go to Bangkok airport by taxi.

Thanks for your information.

[ElHombreContento]

100 % correct, Pattaya beach is a sewer and would never swim there. The hotel pool is the go or a boat trip to Koh Larn, or better still if you can handle a 4-5 hour mini bus and ferry ride, then Koh Chang has really nice beaches, Bangkok air Fly to Trat where you can pick up minibus to your Koh Larn hotel (info from other websites). I may bypass Pattaya on my mid yr trip next yr, currently on drawing board and head straight to Koh Chang, I am sick of real tourist crowds that are going to Pattaya (fuck them arabs and indians smell) as well as the old hags and dogs working the beer bars.

Another thing I did not swim in the beach at Pattaya. Did not like the way the water looked, but still had a great time

[ElHombreContento]

Not trying to start anything, but WTF do you like about the beach in Pattaya? I really like Pattaya, but the beach may be one of the worst I have seen in the world.

My experience is that it is dirty, smelly, crowded with tourist families, and has about 10-15 feet of erroding sand.

I can think of nothing good about it, except the pussy on the sidewalk.

Luvpuss, you hit the major points about the beach at Pattaya. You are right the only good thing at Pattaya beach is the Russian pussy that is sunbathing on the beach. But what I like about the beach was the people I met and the encounters I had with some of the locals, the experience was very good for me. Also, the girls that come by selling food, sun glasses and fruits I made friends with a couple of them and I that was alot of fun, you see getting pussy it the ultimate reward but for me meeting people is great also. By the way speaking about the girls that seel stuff on the becah there were 4 girls that were very fuckable and that was the angle that I was working on in the beach. There was one particular one that caught my eyes and my soul, but unfortunately I was with another girl at that moment and I had to leave the next day due to work. But I will be back and I will be back on that beach working on that girl that I saw. I am a leg, butt and eyes. She had unbeliveable eyes and they caught my attention. This is why I love the beach at Pattaya. I know that my reasons do not go with your reason as to why I like Pattaya, but they are my 2 cents as to why I love Pattaya. I am writting this and I do not want to get into a pissing contest with you or any other member, but they are my 2 cents as to why I like the beach in Pattaya.

Luvpuss, or anybody else for that purpose you might not agree with me but it is my opinion and desire.

What one guy would think is fuckable another guy might not see as fuckable, with that I do not want to start any pissing contest with you Luvpuss or anybody else. I am just stating my 2 cents. Just like you stated your 2 cents that the beach sucks at Pattaya.

[Apeman 28]

Not trying to start anything, but WTF do you like about the beach in Pattaya? I really like Pattaya, but the beach may be one of the worst I have seen in the world.

My experience is that it is dirty, smelly, crowded with tourist families, and has about 10-15 feet of erroding sand.

I can think of nothing good about it, except the pussy on the sidewalk.

100 % correct, Pattaya beach is a sewer and would never swim there. The hotel pool is the go or a boat trip to Koh Larn, or better still if you can handle a 4-5 hour mini bus and ferry ride, then Koh Chang has really nice beaches, Bangkok air Fly to Trat where you can pick up minibus to your Koh Larn hotel (info from other websites). I may bypass Pattaya on my mid yr trip next yr, currently on drawing board and head straight to Koh Chang, I am sick of real tourist crowds that are going to Pattaya (fuck them arabs and indians smell) as well as the old hags and dogs working the beer bars.