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**Gin And Tonic** · 06-24-11 06:07

Don't take my word for it. Go see for yourself. You will see that large parts of America (especially in around cities, and large towns) feel and look like El Salvador, Honduras, Guatemala, and Nicaragua, and Mexico (in the worst ways). Its sickening, especially when you realize that the problem is exacerbated by weak, uncoordinated law enforcement (on all levels). Despite the costs. It's not a priority. Yet. [/QUOTE]No thanks, I live 60 miles from the USA & that is close enough.

**Siam Dreamer** · 06-23-11 22:47

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]

So yesterday I finally went to pick her up. She was drop dead gorgeous. But one thing: she was a freaking midget. I finally got the courage to ask her how tall she was. 140cm (4'6") was the answer.

Another excellent report. Thank you. Despite the mental issues, she definitely seemed hot enough. Question. With her being so small / short, is she really have to f*ck? I mean. How well could she take the dilznick? Shorter ladies tend to be easily intimidated, so I usually go for taller / thicker women for this reason. But I have been surpised by a few spinners (very deep).

**Mr Enternational** · 06-23-11 22:02

Originally Posted by Fryatuck [View Original Post]

Be happy you wern't robbed or worse. INJURED!

It had nothing to do with drugs I assure you. If it did, then I don't think her place would have been as nice with a fairly new 60 inch flat screen TV. Plus this was not a P4P thing. It was more of a mental issue on her part.

**Fryatuck** · 06-23-11 17:26

Be happy you wern't robbed or worse. INJURED!

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]

A beautiful woman recently showed interest in me on a free website. One of the first things she said was that she wanted me to fuck her. We had talked on and off. When I programmed her number into my phone and she called me it showed up with her name with "Walking Street". (I always put where I met a person next to the name.) So I told her that she had met me before but she denied it. She did say that she had showed her friend my pictures and the friend said that I fucked her before. She would never tell me anything else about the friend. This girl acted kind of strange at times, everyday vehemently accusing me of not being able to see her because I was with a lady even though she had never even met me.

So yesterday I finally went to pick her up. She was drop dead gorgeous. But one thing: she was a freaking midget. I finally got the courage to ask her how tall she was. 140cm (4'6") was the answer. She said that she wanted to go straight to my room and drink. She doesn't like to go out. When we got to my place she realized that she had forgotten to put on deodorant so she was seriously trying to put cologne under her arms. She was fucking looney toons. She asked me why I didn't tell her to bring sexy clothes. She told me that she knew I was not going to want to see her again after today. We started drinking and listening to music and soon she wanted to see my dick. Game on.

I had a brand new liter of Woodford Reserve. She drank 1/5 of the bottle and a Bacardi Breezer over a couple of hours. She kept trying to make me go bareback. I opened a comdom and put it on her chest. She picked it up and threw it across the room. But we finally finished fucking. She was the truth in the sack. But I think she is schizophrenic or something because we would be talking and she would just blurt out various shit like,"You fucked my friend." Then I'd be like who is your friend, but she would just keep right on talking like it never happened. We kept getting into fights, really throwing blows, knocking each other in the head and what not. I kept laughing because I thought I was on Candid Camera or something. I had to get my camera and try to film that crazy shit.

She ran to the bathroom and threw up so much in the sink. It was a good thing she had not eaten or it would have really been messy. It was only liquid though. I gave her a toothbrush to use. She came right back into the room and tried to start drinking again. She kept trying to kiss me and wanted to suck my dick and fuck more. She kept climbing all over me like a monkey. She was very short so she would use her feet a lot. I had to keep beating her off of me. I had to ball up and play sleep so she would leave me alone. Then she started saying that she was hungry and I fell asleep for real. When I woke up about 45 mintues later she was passed out.

Did I mention she was crazy? I woke up an hour and a half later (2:30am) because she started kicking and somehow kicked herself right off the bed. As she fell to the floor she hit her head on the nightstand. She was like I think there is blood. I opened my eyes but didn't see any blood then I looked over and the door to the balcony was open and the light was on outside. I went over and my jeans were wet on the floor outside. Then I looked around and water was everywhere on the floor from the front door to the balcony door. I was like what the fuck did you do. Then she said you want me to leave? I said hell yeah. Then I took her ass home. I spent about 4 hours spring cleaning my place yesterday. I was pissed. There was no telling what she would have done next if I wouldn't have taken her home.

PS What is going on with this crazy format?

**Mr Enternational** · 06-23-11 10:28

A beautiful woman recently showed interest in me on a free website. One of the first things she said was that she wanted me to fuck her. We had talked on and off. When I programmed her number into my phone and she called me it showed up with her name with "Walking Street". (I always put where I met a person next to the name.) So I told her that she had met me before but she denied it. She did say that she had showed her friend my pictures and the friend said that I fucked her before. She would never tell me anything else about the friend. This girl acted kind of strange at times, everyday vehemently accusing me of not being able to see her because I was with a lady even though she had never even met me.

So yesterday I finally went to pick her up. She was drop dead gorgeous. But one thing: she was a freaking midget. I finally got the courage to ask her how tall she was. 140cm (4'6") was the answer. She said that she wanted to go straight to my room and drink. She doesn't like to go out. When we got to my place she realized that she had forgotten to put on deodorant so she was seriously trying to put cologne under her arms. She was fucking looney toons. She asked me why I didn't tell her to bring sexy clothes. She told me that she knew I was not going to want to see her again after today. We started drinking and listening to music and soon she wanted to see my dick. Game on.

I had a brand new liter of Woodford Reserve. She drank 1/5 of the bottle and a Bacardi Breezer over a couple of hours. She kept trying to make me go bareback. I opened a comdom and put it on her chest. She picked it up and threw it across the room. But we finally finished fucking. She was the truth in the sack. But I think she is schizophrenic or something because we would be talking and she would just blurt out various shit like,"You fucked my friend." Then I'd be like who is your friend, but she would just keep right on talking like it never happened. We kept getting into fights, really throwing blows, knocking each other in the head and what not. I kept laughing because I thought I was on Candid Camera or something. I had to get my camera and try to film that crazy shit.

She ran to the bathroom and threw up so much in the sink. It was a good thing she had not eaten or it would have really been messy. It was only liquid though. I gave her a toothbrush to use. She came right back into the room and tried to start drinking again. She kept trying to kiss me and wanted to suck my dick and fuck more. She kept climbing all over me like a monkey. She was very short so she would use her feet a lot. I had to keep beating her off of me. I had to ball up and play sleep so she would leave me alone. Then she started saying that she was hungry and I fell asleep for real. When I woke up about 45 mintues later she was passed out.

Did I mention she was crazy? I woke up an hour and a half later (2:30am) because she started kicking and somehow kicked herself right off the bed. As she fell to the floor she hit her head on the nightstand. She was like I think there is blood. I opened my eyes but didn't see any blood then I looked over and the door to the balcony was open and the light was on outside. I went over and my jeans were wet on the floor outside. Then I looked around and water was everywhere on the floor from the front door to the balcony door. I was like what the fuck did you do. Then she said you want me to leave? I said hell yeah. Then I took her ass home. I spent about 4 hours spring cleaning my place yesterday. I was pissed. There was no telling what she would have done next if I wouldn't have taken her home.

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]

Link to Pic in Photo Thread.

PS What is going on with this crazy format?

**Jackyboy** · 06-22-11 20:18

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**SunnyDelhi269** · 06-22-11 14:39

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**Stakeout** · 06-22-11 06:19

Originally Posted by Bill Miami [View Original Post]

Hello, I have not posted for a while. I sent these videos to my friends back home to try and give them some idea of what it is like here. But, as I tell them, until you come here, you will really NEVER really know. I hope you like them.

No offense, but the clips you chose were all completely useless.

**Siam Dreamer** · 06-21-11 23:52

Originally Posted by Gin And Tonic [View Original Post]

Just like the Mex are doing.

Sad but true. Their numbers, along with other central and south americans, are exploding inside the US like nuclear bombs. Most of the poverty stricken illegal immigrants (uneducated but hard working) are reproducing like rabbits once they get settled on american soil. And because they take jobs that keep them below poverty level, they also qualify for social benefits like welfare, and medicaid. And as long as the US government allows it. They will stay on welfare.

Within the next 3 years, a majority of people on welfare in the US will be poverty stricken foreign nationals. Most of them illegal immigrants. Because they are easily able to get jobs (Service industry, restaurants, etc.) and get free welfare benefits, the numbers have exploded over the past 10 years. Once they figured out it was easy. And no one was stopping them. The onslaught was on, and has been on. States like California, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Maryland. Are permanently f*cked. The financial damage and cost are irreparable. Worse more, once they get inside your country, they are hard as hell to remove. Transforming language and schools (with their children) , bringing their culture, and 3rd world customs. In the worst ways.

Don't take my word for it. Go see for yourself. You will see that large parts of America (especially in around cities, and large towns) feel and look like El Salvador, Honduras, Guatemala, and Nicaragua, and Mexico (in the worst ways). Its sickening, especially when you realize that the problem is exacerbated by weak, uncoordinated law enforcement (on all levels). Despite the costs. It's not a priority. Yet.

**Nixonbd** · 06-21-11 18:49

Originally Posted by Bill Miami [View Original Post]

Take the ones of the glittzy shopping centers out, then you're talking.

**Anders Svensson** · 06-21-11 14:27

Originally Posted by Satyr23 [View Original Post]

DEVIL'S DEN! They are very couples friendly with all girls being genuinely bisexual and trained to work in teams of two you should have a blast. If you haven't heard about this place, I highly recommend checking out devilsdenpattaya. Com. I've recieved the most enthusiastic and reliable service there. It's like being a porn director and actor at the same time, minus the camera crew. They will do literally everything with you and your girl and this is the cleanest place I have ever seen in terms of the girls themselves. They are all regularly tested, have paperwork to prove it, shower you and themselves before and after sessions, use listerine excessively before and after sessions and are condom nazis. The Devil's Den satisfaction guarantee doesn't hurt either!

Thanks Satyr for all the comments on this. Will definately try out this place with her. If you come up with any other ideas, let us know!

I am also thinking about the soapies, something I kind of like myself. I guess they would be OK with doing a double with one girl / one guy?

A.

**Maa Paa** · 06-21-11 12:02

Originally Posted by syzygies [View Original Post]

nothing at all. its not the language, its only the way the speaker uses it. i tend to hear much more loud and ugly speech from certain tourists from england, although obviously, some other languages i wouldn't understand at all. guess we just have to accept the english culture makes "fucking see*nts" common speech.

deutsch is purely a more difficult language to learn due to complex grammar. also, i still can't pronounce "sprichst du deutsch?" without a struggle. thai language is much easier than deutsch due to excessively simple thai grammar and few consonants in a row. keep learning thai. its worth it meet and have fun with thai girls that have very basic english or none.

be careful about picking up impolite thai words from bargirls. big danger! many thai words you hear, cannot be used safely. many farangs are thought to be very obnoxious because they so use many thai swear words. mostly they just don't know they have picked up very ugly ways to say something from bar girls.

agree again about the difficulty of german language. not for me as a german. but even for me as a german it's very difficult to explain some basic grammar to someone from another country. there are many rules you have to follow and also many things that you definitely can't explain. you just have to learn, to remember and practise them.

there have been moments in my life when felt ashamed to be german, yes. not because of the history (bad enough) but because of the rude behaviour of some germans around me.

and there have been other moments when i felt happy to be german and not one of the other rude behaving foreigners from the us, england, australia or somewhere else.

that's what i tell all my students or the other teachers here who ask me about germans and germany: every country has some people with a good character and some with a less good character.

never judge in general.

thanks for your advise about studying thai. normally i feel happy and comfortable without listening or spotting any other farang near me. my thai is good enough to go wherever i want to go in thailand . without using german or english.

maa paa

**Maa Paa** · 06-21-11 06:56

Originally Posted by Syzygies [View Original Post]

"yar yoot" (yaa yut. Depends how you want to spell it) simply means "don't stop!". So that is the best one here.

"mai dtong yud" is okay but means "its not necessary to stop", the other subtle variations are not as good even though will be probably understood."harm yoot" is too formal and would be found on a traffic sign "stopping is forbidden"."mai dai yud" really means "I didn't stop" (or "didn't get to stop"). Past tense.

"dt" is described as an unaspirated (no puff of air)"t" sound as in the word "hotmail" where the "t" loses its trailing hiss of air, replaced by a brief stop of the sound, as there is not time to make that hiss sound before moving on to the next syllable. This makes it a bit similar to a "the" but missing the initial hum before main sound.

Yes, I am having formal Thai Language lessons. No, I will not mention my school. Search the internet.

Totally agree with you about this. Sorry not to mention "yar yut".

Yes, I also attented several Thai language classes. No, I will not ask you for the name of the school. No, I will not search the net. Why should I?

Maa Paa

**Gin And Tonic** · 06-21-11 04:11

Originally Posted by Stl Danish [View Original Post]

LBM. True true, on the not needing a passport!

As far as that other statement about Canada / Mexico being like going from SF to LA.

Going to Mexico (real Mexico, not touristy-Cancun or whatever) is night and day from the United States, heh. Canada I think you can make that argument safely, if you're willing to [CodeWord140] off a few Canadians in the process. They're not very fond of the whole "51st state" concept, and if you watched the aftermath of the hockey playoffs last week you know what happens when you make them mad!

Some of us still hold a grudge. The family landed in Boston area from Bedfordshire in 1630 in what was then British North America. Later settled in East Greenwich, R. I. Then Vermont. Had run ins with the domestic terrorists of the time led by Ethan Allan in the early 1780's. Decided to head north but fully intend on taking back which was ours. Just like the Mex are doing.

**BionicMan** · 06-20-11 16:05

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]

The whole Melting Pot thing was just some late 18th century fairytale bullshit. These days the theory has been revamped and is taught with the country being compared to a Salad Bowl. In a Salad Bowl various distinct ingredients compose the overall dish. They do touch and interact, but do not blend together to form something that no longer leaves the orignal ingredients indistinguishable. For the most part when a salad is complete you can still pick out the cucumbers, tomatoes, and chesse and recognize it as such. In a melting pot everything is jumbled in and the finished product is something that totally different and the individual ingredients are not recognizable. The USA has never been such a thing.

Makes a lot of sense and seems a good way to explain it.

Probably the first immigrant thoughts being in a melting pot as quite many nationalities arrived (unusual for other countries) , but was jast a salad bowl and continued like that

When you take it as a whole it is a 'salad' (= american) , but there is no real blending / melting of the ingredients (=different orginal nationalities) as you said.

Chapeau!

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