Pattaya Reports

[LukeSkyWanker]

I remember a couple of years ago I was sat in tom beer bar on soi diana. There was a Aussie guy there talking to one of the bar girls and getting on quite well, he fixed his date for the night. After about 20 mins another guy came to the bar who I think was also an Aussie and intervened with the couple, he started a little bit of an argument then began bargaining. The thing was he had been with the girl the night before and had come back for her again, he was a bit pissed she was going to go with another punter, in the end he offered the guy 3000 baht to walk away without her.

Not sure how much the first guy had agreed to pay the girl but he refused the 3000 offered and bar fined her and the interloper walked away looking pissed off. The only person left with any respect in this situation was the bar girl and me who was pissing my sides with laughter.

I may have posted this before but it still makes me laugh and maybe a little sad depending on my mood.

May the force be with you.

[LittleBigMan]

Personally, I don't think it has anything to do with " respect " whether you are in Pattaya or anywhere else in the world. I think it has to do with " having a brain ", like Dreamer said the place is fill with girls everywhere and you put yourself in the position of approaching another person women P4P or not just because you got to have the toy from the cracker jack box?

Unless, you are 6'4' and a professional boxer still fighing you are putting yourself in danger by not using your brain.

Where does respect come into the picture when you are in a pine box!

LBM

[Clokey]

So you or your friends broke the remote while you were drunk by throwing it around the room and the hotel management made you pay for it? How utterly unreasonable. I would never stay at such a place.

Exactly what I said Mousey. I'm a firm believer in never paying for any damages. They did miss the bed side lamp that smashed. Can't wait to get back there for Song Kran next year.

[Mouse1]

The Penthouse pissed me off. They made me pay for my TV Remote Control that they said I broke.

On the way to the airport I found out what happened with the remote. Most of the time we were drunk and all walking around each other's rooms. During one session the guys started throwing my remote around the room and they dropped it.

So you or your friends broke the remote while you were drunk by throwing it around the room and the hotel management made you pay for it? How utterly unreasonable. I would never stay at such a place.

[Siam Dreamer]

Guys please have discretion when out hunting . . . I understand we are in Pattaya but have some fucking respect.

Word life kid. I totally feel you on this one E. Because it also happened to me a few times. In Pattaya and Phuket (Patong Beach). No joke.

But like Biggie Smalls. Pattaya is "Notorious". Notoriously known for being the biggest adult entertainment meat market on the planet. Trust me B. Dudes will step to your girl unless you are arm and arm, or hugged up. Especially if you are rolling a dime piece / stunner. I did not like it. And I definitely would not step to another dude's girl. But I fully understand that everybody is over there trying to break off the hottest chick they see.

When a guy steps to me girl, I smile because it only reinforces my good tastes regarding the chick I picked. And when a guy approaches her. It allows me to test her on the spot to see if she is really down for me. If not, I just move on to next one I like. Some people will argue and fight (sometimes to the death) over a woman. But in Thailand this is never necessary. There are already so many other women to choose from over there. Waiting, willing, and ready to fuck your brains out and chill with you. Seemingly endless supply.

[Mennix]

Did nowhere find the answer if the Hilton is guestfriendly or not. Had a few to their rooms and love it. Also I know that I will be provided with a room upgrade at least to a Suite being a HH Diamond. Exec. Floor is closed at this moment, but they announced alternative benefits. But it makes no sense, if I cannot share a suite with a wonderful LBFM.

[StarChildXXX]

Respect? In Pattaya?

LOL.

Yo. Word is Bond. I was there last week. And let me tell you, in Lucifer, the only thing they Respected was the Game!

Hell. You. Know how many Honeys that were trying to get at me, when the girl I was chilling with turned her head or went to the bathroom. LOL. Trust me, Everybody's Hunting in the Playground!

Besides she gave you the Ultimate Respect by staying with you.

Step your Game up Son!

[Pro Fesseur]

The girls said there was problems with liquor licensing and also girls who were under 20. They said that only girls over 20 were allowed to 'entertain' – dunno on that...

If I am not mistaken, the drinking age for Thai nationals was raised from 18 to 20 about 5 years ago. That's almost certainly why the local girls must be over 20 of age to be allowed to work in places where alcoholic beverages are on offer.

[Shansawy]

Are the barfines of the beer bars and gogo bars in Pattaya and the prices for the WG's as follows nowadays?

Barfines:

Beer bars: 300 Baht.

Gogo bars: 600 Baht.

Girls:

Beer bars:

ST: 500. 1000 Baht.

LT: 1000. 1500 Baht.

Gogo bars:

ST: 1500 Baht.

LT: 2500 Baht

Great Repoert, Simple and focused.

What about the Beach Road and free lancers?

[Clokey]

Six of us headed into Pattaya for the New Year Celebrations and we had an absolute blast. Most of us knew what to expect and we all bought spray guns. For three days we patrolled the streets drenching people and being drenched. It's really strange that people walk around Pattaya at this time of year and don't know what to expect. Many times we saw guys asking not to be sprayed and this only encouraged the locals to drench them even more. So funny. This old German, he must have been about 70, stood on the second road around the soi 8 area even had his gun. A young Russian couple said no no and he just said ya ya and drenched them. Brilliant. The local police got a bit heavy. At one point they took a couple of our spray guns. Once we understood this the girls helped us and took the guns from us whenever the police were nearby. The 19th was a fantastic day. The whole city rocked and we rocked with them. Many of the girls were drunk and three of our group all managed short times and paid nothing. That's what they said anyway. Maybe they will write something.

As for the Penthouse. What a fantastic place. We were let down with our original accommodation and were lucky to get in. We didn't get exactly the types of rooms we wanted and we had to keep changing. We did have a balcony overlooking the street and we made the most of this to drench people as they walked by. Some old guy even complained to reception and we had a warning. We then had another call to tell us to carry on. They were very understanding and as long as we kept water out of the hotel they didn't mind. We have already booked our rooms for next year. We all loved the set up and strong sexual vibes. It's not a gay hotel. It just caters for everyone and most of the people we met were heterosexual and had girls with them. The location is great and not quite in Boys Town. Sure we saw a few ladyboys but so what. This is Pattaya and they are everywhere.

Posted this in the wrong place before.

LesterA – This happened on the second road, right hand side, near to Big C. About four in the afternoon I needed a lie down. I slept for a couple of hours, showered and then went out again. I had no idea where you guys were as none of you answered your phones. So I just walked. People were still chucking water around, drinking and dancing. At this bar the girls were all dancing and blocking the street. One just grabbed hold of me and wouldn't let me go. She seemed very taken with my aftershave and pulled me into her bar. I had a beer and she sat on my lap. She was very drunk and kept saying come upstairs now now and free free. She aroused me and I was tempted. As she bounced on my lap one of her friends passed her a key and she pulled me up. We went running upstairs and into the room. She almost ripped of my clothes, pushed me on the bed and then fucked me. I just laid there and she moved around trying to satisfy herself from all kinds of angles.

The Penthouse pissed me off. They made me pay for my TV Remote Control that they said I broke. I also paid for a lot of stuff I couldn't remember having. I had signed for it though which I couldn't remember doing. Not surprising really as I was drunk most of the time. Checking out I was thinking that I would never stay there again. On the way to the airport I found out what happened with the remote. Most of the time we were drunk and all walking around each other's rooms. During one session the guys started throwing my remote around the room and they dropped it. We have all booked for next year so I will be staying there again.

[Clokey]

Just a few unusual observations from a few hours in Pattaya GoGos last night.

While I was at Windmill, all the lights came on and the place filled with Police. The girls said there was problems with liquor licensing and also girls who were under 20. They said that only girls over 20 were allowed to 'entertain' – dunno on that. Anyhow off goes the owner and his hot blonde Thai wife for a long discussion upstairs with the police. Police still there when I left at about 1130.

Passed by Beach Club and was talking to a couple of girls when the place goes into an uproar with the arrival of a big party of Japanese men and women. The girls were quickly to desert me and then a extraordinary deluge of ping pong and other plastic balls started – not the little buckets that you usually see but many large trash cans full of balls. The girls said he spent 50K baht the night before on balls and drinks etc. The girls were using the front of my shirt and anywhere they could to stuff balls that they had caught – many were showing cuts and bruises on their knees (maybe from something other than fighting for ping pong balls!) and one of the girls I was talking to got balls worth 2000 baht. That gives you and idea of what it was like. Can't compete with that!

Budda, and many others, know you place when the big spenders are in town.

[Clokey]

Guys please have discretion when out hunting. I was in the disco last night with my girlfriend (non-pro) and a guy came right up to her while we were together and asked her to go with him. She told him that she was not doing business and he left. She apologized profusely to me, but I told her that it was not her fault. I understand we are in Pattaya but have some fucking respect.

Also the disco has traditionally stayed open until at least 5am but closed at 3:45 last night. My girl says it's due to political reasons and the powers that be flexing their muscle before elections.

Respect? In Pattaya?

[Clokey]

To be honest, I have done the same (or similar). Seen a stunning girl with another guy, and asked her for her phone number. I did sort of ask the guy's permission first. He agreed bui looked pretty pissed off when she gave it.

I met up with her the next night, but that's another story.

Go on Mouse tell the other story. Might be more interesting.

[Mouse1]

Guys please have discretion when out hunting. I was in the disco last night with my girlfriend (non-pro) and a guy came right up to her while we were together and asked her to go with him. She told him that she was not doing business and he left. She apologized profusely to me, but I told her that it was not her fault. I understand we are in Pattaya but have some fucking respect.

To be honest, I have done the same (or similar). Seen a stunning girl with another guy, and asked her for her phone number. I did sort of ask the guy's permission first. He agreed bui looked pretty pissed off when she gave it.

I met up with her the next night, but that's another story.

[New Old Guy]

One of the girls I was talking to got balls worth 2000 baht. That gives you and idea of what it was like. Can't compete with that!

I am actually glad to to loose to anyone about being an high-roller retard playing ping-pong balls at go-go bars.

When we have a "contest" about other kind of balls and stuff, I'm game LOL