Pattaya Reports

[Mr SilvioB]

Hey guys. One more question for you. I've been to Pattaya many times and visited the three soapies close to Big Cs mall. I'm just curious if there are any I don't know about because thats all I know. Also what have your experiences.

With Devil's Den been like? I already know they're pricey, but do they have the girls they advertise; how do they look in person; performance; ect.

[Mr SilvioB]

When I say "similar" I mean a place where you are imersed in an atmosphere of nonstop sexual carnaval.

With the wide selection of girls, reasonable prices, and geographic size as Pattaya. I've been to Sosua in DR which is reminicent but still comparatively small. I'm just curious if theres any other country with a city offering a "Pattaya like" experience.

[Pro Fesseur]

... Not sure how legal this type of place is so watch out for the boys in brown.

Prostitution as a whole is illegal in Thailand, anyway.

[N Parky]

Tried a Devils Imp for the first time last night. Impressed by their professionalism. Booked a girl to come to my hotel room and she arrived 5 minutes early.

Allysia was my choice, a tall, slender chick whose legs seem to go on forever and on her big heels seemed to be towering over me. She was very submissive and did whatever I asked of her including a great BJ / CIM and Ass play in several positions. Good fun but I suspect that she had had a long day and was a little tired.

But another tick off my 'Thai to-do' list and would I definitely go back for more.

Cunning Stunt. What a transformation. Beach Road to Devils Den? Why did you take so long to tick this one off your to do list? Must have made some kind of change to the usual beauties from the beach road and 500 Baht? She came to your hotel but you will be going back for more? Yes, sure you will. Where are the pictures of you in your moment of glory? Thought you of all people should understand about value for money and it's not this place. So if you do go back for more? Remember to be careful. Not sure how legal this type of place is so watch out for the boys in brown.

[Cunning Stunt]

Tried a Devils Imp for the first time last night. Impressed by their professionalism. Booked a girl to come to my hotel room and she arrived 5 minutes early.

Allysia was my choice, a tall, slender chick whose legs seem to go on forever and on her big heels seemed to be towering over me. She was very submissive and did whatever I asked of her including a great BJ / CIM and Ass play in several positions. Good fun but I suspect that she had had a long day and was a little tired.

But another tick off my 'Thai to-do' list and would I definitely go back for more.

[Uncle Volodya]

Something closer to this, according to Google search.

"Shut your fucking mouth, *"

Govno: Shit.

Pizda: C*nt.

Suka: B*tch.

It's just a string of invective, doesn't mean anything in combo.

Shut your fign mouth is more like: "Molchay suka."

[Rocksoff]

In fact I have not heard good reports from many bg's at x-zone. They put a great show at the venue but not back in the room.

I had a petite pretty dollface at X-Zone in the small room inside the gogo. 2000 baht total. She was very lovely, good attitude. I guess we put up a good show at the venue, together.

[Teamsatan]

Hi,

Got that petite blonde pretty girl at X zone. She looks very nice (very good english too) by the name of fon or something similar. Do not go with her as she is not responsive at all. She is a star fish and do blowjob very quickly only with condom.

She is beautiful but I could feel she was a scammer, so I said no to her. Thank you for confirming my suspisions. In fact I have not heard good reports from many bg's at x-zone. They put a great show at the venue but not back in the room.

[Daddy07]

You didn't look too cold or wet with that young thing on your lap. Friday night? That was you looking like the cat ate the goldfish?

Well, yeah, she did cheer me up a little bit.

[Pusylicker]

Govno pizda sooka

Something closer to this, according to Google search.

"Shut your fucking mouth, *****"

[Bumholes1]

The only this I know it's in Bosnian language.

Think you'll find it's Russian

[Pusylicker]

The only this I know it's in Bosnian language.

Govno pizda sooka

[Bumholes1]

You didn't look too cold or wet with that young thing on your lap. Friday night? That was you looking like the cat ate the goldfish?

LBM

If he were as wet as he says, and had a "young thing" on his lap, she would undoubtedly have had a wet pussy early on in the evening!

[Xpartan]

Govno pizda sooka

I might be missing a hilarious joke here, but I just don't see how those three words (yes, I know what they mean) could possibly help the guy who asked the question.

[LittleBigMan]

i made the mistake of going out friday night thinking the madness would subside after dark. it did, but not enough to prevent my getting soaking wet.

i rode my motor bike down a side soi off jomtien beach road to avoid problems, but found myself a sitting duck for a teenaged girl and her little sister standing in front of mamma's laundry, well armed and waiting for any fool stupid enough to pass by. there was no escape.

for a split second in my mind, i imagined steering the bike directly toward them and gunning it to make them rep001ter, but i thought the better of it, lowered my head and drove into a huge bowl of ice water. whap! gallons of freezing water hit my chest and shorts. fuck. it was 6:30pm and i was soaking wet in an air conditioned go-go bar for the rest of the night.

i'm surprised that more of these cretins don't get run over by their victims

see daddy07, that's where you made your mistake! you got to head into the eye of the storm! i use to think the same and try to be slick thinking i can beat the system. heading into another soi or taking a short cut usually gets you in trouble. these side soi's don't get much business so when someone comes along all attention is spent on that one person. wham ice cold water!

this morning the last day party everywhere, after breakfast i decided to head down to tuk-com to check my phone. i went right into the storm, therrappsit down to soi 10, down the soi 10, to back of tuk-com, came out right up pattaya tai, to sukhumvit to the railroad track toll road. believe it or not just a sprinkle on me. too many targets for people even in a bright yellow windbreaker!

you didn't look too cold or wet with that young thing on your lap. friday night? that was you looking like the cat ate the goldfish?

lbm