Pattaya Reports

[TomJackin]

Agree with you Tom. By the way I had a friend in town last week and he got drenched walking past the Penthouse from somebody throwing water from one of the balconies. Was this you?

It is possible. On the 17th, the girl and I was walking from 2nd road down the Soi to the hotel when we took a bucket of water from the 4th floor, the Army guy below me in 418. On the 18th, we joined NATO forces and were launching aerial assaults from both balconies in the afternoon and early evening.

But I blame the Army guy!

[DocTimmy]

Thanks to you regarding the report of the Penthouse Hotel. In July I will be the second time in Pattaya and wanted to stay for some days in Penthouse. But seems like I better do not.

Let's see where I will stay.

[BeaverHunter]

How was Rasputin massage? Thanks for the heads up on Honey. I had that in my plans next month, but I am not paying 1800-2500 for CBJ. U could have knocked off a couple hundred baght at Teen Dream. But then again as long as you had fun and comfortable with what you paid, that's all that really matters.

Beaverhunter

[Free Kick]

For 2, 000 baht, a Devil's Den girl will come to your room for 90 minutes. This isn't really that much more than arranging a ST takeout from a gogo. For example, I took a fox out of Champagne to the Pasadena Lodge and paid 1, 000 baht to the lady and a 550 baht bar fine, for a total of 1, 550 baht, not including the bill for a couple of drinks.

Having said this, the Den is somewhat overpriced! I definitely enjoyed hooking up with Maggie and Taylor, both hot and highly recommended (but no anal).

Wow now thats surprising 2000 baht only because I paid 3500 4500 and 4000 so either I'm too ugly or I got overcharged like we always do if they find us to be newbies my fault but good to know you got it for 2000 baht but the primary issue is that the girls don't perform as promised either.

Still ill give it one last try if not just stick to the gogos as I don't like getting overcharged.

FK

[DD Phil]

So took my first trip to Thailand last week. (I usually travel in Latin and South America and parts of Europe). I stayed in Pattaya for a week.

I went during their New Year celebrations. I figured it would be over by April 15 or 16. So I arrived on the 16th. But the festivities ended up going on until April 19. So walking down the streets in Pattaya during this time means getting soaked with water. Its their tradition to have water guns and squirt / soak passers by. Everyone was doing it everywhere, including the tourists. Its all good fun, but I wished it only lasted one day!

Pattaya itself is basically a party city with beach. Its somewhat crazy. There literally hundreds of bar-hotels (and some with restaurants). All these bars have girls that are available. In addition there's all the Go-Go bars in the Walking district area and the area around Areca hotel. There's probably more go-go bars, but I had enough fun in these two areas and not enough time to explore other parts.

There's also lots of guys from northern Europe here on extended holiday stays of 1-3 months or retired. Came across several of them in the bars during the day and had good converstaions with them.

Beers prices are fairly cheap at $2 (60-70 Baht) at most bars and in the Go-Go bars around $3-4. Drinks for ladies seems to be set at around $4 everywhere.

Food was also cheap. Most decent meals were costing me around $5-7 including a non-alcoholic drink. Breakfast was included in my hotel, but otherwise costs around $4.

I did some research on this forum first and decided to stay at Penthouse and booked for 2 nights. I think it was a mistake and I am so glad I only booked 2 nights. They have a policy of you paying up front and in the event you change your mind and want to leave earlier. Well tough luck.

The things I didn't like about the Penthouse was that the room is "over sexed". Its more like a room you rent by the hour. The bed and covers are also somewhat run down and dated. In general the furnishings aren't that great in the room. Given that your paying $60-70 in Pattaya. The shower in the bathroom isn't separted, so its all one big room and so when you take a shower, water gets everywhere. I asked if all the room showers were like this, and yes there are unless you get the onese with Jacuzzi (which cost more) in them. The room I had alos had very poor lighting and hardly any natural lighting.

The biggest con about the Penthouse was go-go bar assoicated with the hotel, Kittens, which is right next door. Well 2/3 of the dancers there are lady boys! And the penthouse is located right in BoysTown. Also on the tv there are 3 porn channels, but two of them are gay! Not sure why these facts weren't posted about this hotel in the forum. I wouldn't recommend staying here. For a hotel that's supposed to cater to us straight guys and advertises here on ISG. Why such a gay theme to the hotel! I have nothing against gays, but I don't want it in my face either.

The one thing I did like about the Penthouse was having all those wall sized mirrors in the room. Pretty much on 3 sides of the room and a wall sized one in the bathroom. So when having sex with the girl in the room, looking at her in the mirrors was kind of a pleasant turn on for me. Still I would not return to the Penthouse. Unless they fixed up the bathroom, got new bedding in there, and ensured only girl dancers in the go-go bar.

I ended up moving out of Penthouse and staying at a nearby bar-hotel-restaurant. They have about 10 rooms. I took one of the large rooms for 800 Baht ($27) a night. It was a good sized room, tiled floors, decent basic furnishings. There seem to be literally dozens of places like this in Pattaya. Probably worth the effort to take one afternoon off and go visit a bunch of hotels and find one that you like. I looked at few hotels (some 4 stars as well) before deciding on this one. For my last 2 nights I decided to upgrade and stayed at Bayview Residence. All the places I looked at have no girl (joiner) fees and only asked for her I'd to be left at the front desk. Only one hotel charged a fee if you brought more than one girl. So basically if you find yourself paying a joiner fee in Pattaya your needlessy wasting your money.

I ended up basically partying every night until around 4-5am. Getting up around 1pm or so. Then doing the same again! Was paying around 1000-1500 Baht for a girl for around 3 hours. Only once I took a girl for all night. Cost 2000. Bar fines were anywhere from 300-600 Baht. Never had problems with the girls back in my room. Always got BBBJ's, good massages, good sex. Only once was there an issue. Took one of the bartending girls from the Walking district area back to my room around 3am. Still had to pay the bar fine. 300. Got to my room and she was pretty much giving me attitude from the start. After 30mins of this I said if she didn't change I wasnt going to pay her. Well she was pissed off at this, but got dressed and left with no money.

In term of places to go. Its everywhere. The Go-GO bars in Walking district are prettly much all the same. They literally have dozens of girls dancing, all of them are pretty much good looking, mostly all 7-8's. Bottle beers are 120 Baht. Same price for drinks for girls. Draft beer is 60. The clubs stay open until 3am. The Walking dristict was always packed full of toursits. Didn't think it would be as crowded as it was for this time of year. The area around Areca hotel also has lots of go-go clubs and in general a good scene going on. If I go back to Pattaya, I will very likely end up staying at this hotel. Soi 7 and 8 also has tons of bars with girls. Never made it out to Soi 6. But I heard you can get BJ's there on SOi 6 while having your drink.

In terms of massage parlours. Looks like there are 2 places that have the monopoly. All the taxi guys and guys hustling you on the street mention only these two places. If you ask if there are others, these guys claim that there are not. These two places are called Honey and Rasputin. I went to both to get a look. Both are very classy setup. The girls are one side, behind a glass partition, sitting down. You can see them, they can see you, but you can't talk to them. The girls are all good looking. The girls are divided into different colours. The colour dictates the price. It either 1800 or 2500 for 1. 5 hours. The rooms are very nice, each has a large bathtub shower, large nice bed, large screen tv. All kinds fo soaps, and moistuizers. Very clean, there's staff up here as well for towels, drinks etc. I took advantage once. A girl from Honey for 2500. Got a great body on body massage in the bathtub. She only did CBJ. But it was great one at that. She was telling me each girl is different and she didn't do BBBJ. But then again I didn't offer her more money and she was doing a good job with the CBJ I didn't care. The sex was good too. Overall I had a very postive experience. But then again for 2500 here in Pattaya you should. These two places are open from noon to midnight.

I ended up finding another massage place. Called something like Teen Dream Girls massage. Its in the same area as Kiss, Office, Submarine, etc go-go bars. Just down 2 more blocks. Not as fancy a setup as Honey. The rates are for 1, 1.5 or 2 hours. Around 500-900 Baht. But that price only includes the room, massage and handjob. For anything else with the girl you have to negotiate with her. I took a girl once. Was giving a good message and handjob, but her clothes didn't come off. She was asking for 1000 more just for a BBBJ, no sex. For sex wanted another 500. WTF. So anyways paid another 1000 for the BBBJ. For these prices, the Honey club is way better. I'm sure there's a lot more (cheaper) massage parlours out there.

There's also lots of normal Thai massage parlours everywhere. These are great. For about 200 Baht you get a 1 hour lower leg and foot massage or back and shoulder massage. There's literally hundreds of these places all over the place. In fact you can be relaxing on the beach in one of those chairs, and there's these massage girls walking about giving foot massages.

Finally, one piece of informational story. It was late one night, around 2:30am. I ended up at the bars right before entering Walking district. I walked around and spotted this one cute girl sitting by herself talking with the staff. We made eye contact. So approached her. Talked with her for a bit. Bought her a drink. She's 20 years old, very bubbly. Deciced to take her back to my room. Bar fine was 300. And she asked for 1000 for 2-3 hours. I agreed. Had a great time with her. Did everything, starting with a shower together. We got to talking. Turns out she works in the day at the Honey massage parlour. Says she makes around 50K Baht a month and takes care of all her family including parents. She doesn't have a kid. Sometimes she has sex up to 5-6 times a day at Honey. In contrast the go-go dancers on Walking street make around 8K-10K Baht a month. But thats just on tips, etc no sex, if they go for sex thats extra for them.

My total cost for a 7 night trip (excluding airfare) was $1700. Includes hotel, food, drinks, bar fines, girls, taxi's (including taxi's to and from airport) , and even some shorts, tshirts I picked up. Had about 12 girls over these 7 days.

[JenniferAdam]

Heading to Pattaya in late May. Can anyone give me the latest on pricing, talents, hotel situations? Should I head to Phuket or Ching Mai instead of Pattaya?

[ExpatCat]

Where can I go and watch kickboxing in Pattaya or is it not possible. I am not talking about the bullshit show they put on in the beer bars when going into the beer garden?

Thanks in advance, Beaverhunter

Hi,

Three years ago I was in Pattaya and was looking for the same thing. It wasn't easy. Eventually I found that there is a big stadium outside town. I got there by motorbike taxi and it took about ten or fifteen minutes driving on the highway outside town. Haven't a clue where I was, but I was taken on a detour to somewhere off the South road first. The driver didn't know where to go and had to ask.

Cost was 1, 000 baht for the Muay Thai boxing and it included a multitude of matches, starting with the kids and moving up to the main event. Probably not advisable to go too early. Good Muay Thai in Koh Samui as well. Now two stadia and none of your 'for tourist' crap. Once saw a Brit beat the living shit out of the local champ. Certainly not often you see that happen. Otherwise in Samui you can get the Bangkok regional champ against the local champ, sparks fly and it's a grudge match.

Muay Thai (proper) is available in Pattaya, but you have to make sure that you are going to the right place.

Good luck,

Expatcat

[Rocksoff]

The shows in Babydolls are not as raunchy as in the Z-Xone; but there are some hot women in the place.

Tell that to the guy who was up to his ears in the pussy of the girl on the table, last time I was there.

[BeaverHunter]

Thanks andMr. E and Greenbud on the subject. I think I remember the trucks trecking around around announcing kickboxing but not sure. Mr. E, I will be in Pattaya may 17. Would love to meet up with a vet for a night or 2. First rounds on me of course.

Beaverhunter

[New Old Guy]

Be advised Muai Thai nights aren't cheap. 1,500 baths or more. Buy you have multiple matches and a T-shirt.

[GreenBud]

Where can I go and watch kickboxing in Pattaya or is it not possible. I am not talking about the bullshit show they put on in the beer bars when going into the beer garden?

Thanks in advance, Beaverhunter

Last high season / last winter, pick-up trucks were constantly circling Pattaya, advertising / blaring out that kick boxing was available (at a small stadium not far away). If you hung around beach road, you could not have missed it.

Not sure about low season. They should have something in the low season; Pattaya has a lot of people.

Of course the best quality kickboxing will be in Bangkok.

[Mr Enternational]

Where can I go and watch kickboxing in Pattaya or is it not possible. I am not talking about the bullshit show they put on in the beer bars when going into the beer garden?

Thanks in advance, Beaverhunter

Every now and then they have matches upstairs at Mike's shopping. But it might work out better if you try to catch one in Bangkok. http://www.bangkok.com/recreational-...thaiboxing.htm

[BeaverHunter]

Where can I go and watch kickboxing in Pattaya or is it not possible. I am not talking about the bullshit show they put on in the beer bars when going into the beer garden?

Thanks in advance, Beaverhunter

[TomJackin]

I just returned from another great trip in the LOS. The last couple of trips, I just skipped Bangkok and hightailed it to Pattaya. There is a reason that this was my 3rd trip within a year; the multiple venues that Pattaya has to offer:

Open air bars. Silly games and watching kick boxing.

Short time bars. Located pretty much everywhere.

Blow job bars. Such as Pump Station.

Massage places.

Go Go bars. A plenty.

Down & dirty clubs. D / D, Windmill, X-Zone, & Babydolls.

Freelancers- Coconut Bar, Beer Garden, Discos, Walking Street and some even gents enjoy the woods.

Plus, the beach is an added extra which I enjoy, not Pattaya, but Jomtiem for me.

If I missed any venues, please feel free to chime in.

I also feel that safety is never a concern. I have been going to Pattaya since 1978 and never had a single problem. Sure, there are a few drunks running around, but Pattaya is so big, they are easy to avoid.

Flight: I now fly directly from LAX to Bangkok via Thai Airways. It does cost a bit more, but no 2-4 hours layovers, so I get more time on the ground. 17 hours over and 14 back. Good food and great service.

Hotel: I will not stay anywhere besides the Penthouse. Great staff, wacked out rooms designed for sex, and 24 hour room service. See report in PH forum for more.

Clubs:

X-Zone.

I spent time in X-Zone every night because I know Mamasan, the girls, and the staff; love the place. It appeared that my favorite girl, Puy, had trained her pussy to perform new tricks since my last visit. She can now blow a cute horn, smoke cigarettes, and shoot darts. I was leaving one night, but Mamasan stopped me because she wanted me to see her new show, and she was buying; hell yeah! At one point of the show, some customers, including me, held up balloons. Puy was on target and hit all of them, including mine. But, after the dart popped my balloon, the dart ricocheted and actuality stuck in the top of my head. I yelled,"Medic!" but only a server came to my rescue.

The crazy Korean (CK) was also in full form. She put on some weight and was just as wacky as ever. Every night she made it a point to pull my shorts aside and suck me while I was sitting in the booth. One time, she looked up and said,"Your cock is perfect for my ass." My first thought was,"Hell yeah it is!" Then I pondered my first thought and then my second thought was,"Hey, wait a minute, what exactly are you saying?"

My only disappointment of the X-Zone was my kinky dream was gone. My first night's goal was to barfine the triplets and play naked twister back at the Penthouse. So I was skipping down walking street with the triplets in mind, thoughts of jacuzzi operations, twister fun, and then playing "Who's next." Ran up the stairs and through the curtain; no triplets! I counseled Mamasan, but she reassured me that she had a set of twins about to turn 18 and they would be of age and ready for my next trip.

Babydolls.

I was told about this place from the owner of Sin Bin. I stopped in one night and discovered I really liked the place. The first person I met was Mamasan, then the second was Mamasan Su, who just left the business for personal reasons. I was quite fond of Mamasan Su and I know the club will miss her. The shows in Babydolls are not as raunchy as in the Z-Xone; but there are some hot women in the place. They all wear little outfits with no panties; love it. One night the girls were wearing little sailor outfits; anchors aweigh!

Sweethearts.

I was about to pass the place, but then I saw the sign that happy hour was until 10pm, and I've never been, so I wondered in the place. I really liked this place as well; especially the girls and the extended happy hour. The place has mirrors on both sides, so you can see an infinity of asses. The only negative thing about this place was that the girls seemed to lack personally (smiles and such). But because I love asses, I could have spent a week in there. However, happy hour was over at 10; so I left.

Tahitian Queen 2.

It was the night before the big water fight (18th) , and I saw their sign that said 2 for 1 drinks, so I figured "what the hell" and stopped in. Sat at the bar, and a cutie named Cham came by to introduce herself to my penis; nice approach. She told me she would show me some of her favorite places later on, as well as hang with me the next day during the massive water fight. Told her I was on my way to the X-Zone, but would come back in a couple of hours to pick her up.

When I did return, she had been doing some tequila shots and half drunk, but I thought she might be fun anyway; off we went. We headed to Soi 8 and hung out for awhile in some open bar with a band and did some shots there, plus had some food, but not enough apparently. We then headed over to Tahitian Queen on Beach Road, at which point she was about wasted. She started pissing off some of the people that were playing with water outside, so I said enough and told her let's walk a bit. There was an outdoor disco set-up on the Beach Road sidewalk. I figured dancing would help her sober a bit, so we danced for about 30 minutes; didn't work.

Back at the room, I filled the jacuzzi and added my friend Mr. Bubble. A few times I lost her in the bubbles and thought that maybe she went under and might drown. We played for a bit and then I dried her off because I did not want her slipping and cracking her head open on the floor. She found the dance pole and then went at it for about 15 minutes; she was entertaining. Ordered room service and got some more food into her. Then she told me,"Let's go back out!" I told her,"It's 5am, I'm old and tired, and if you want to go back out, have a blast!" And she left. I almost felt relieved.

Discos.

I never really indulged in the disco scene, primarily because I only wear a t-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops (the uniform of the day in Pattaya). However, Mr Enternational convinced me that clothing would not be an issue, so I went to a couple. One night I pulled a sweetie out of Lucifer. Had no idea just how big that place was, and there were many available women throughout the place. On another night, I pulled a cutie out of Candy Shop, a lot smaller than Lucifer; but still a good selection of women available. Thank you Mr. E.

Songkran.

I booked this trip in early January based on my spring break, had no idea what Songkran was, nor did I know when it was. I will admit, I was a bit apprehensive once I started reading about it here on ISG. LittleBigMan gave me some tips on how to keep things dry and such; thank you. Thus, I did come prepared and embraced the event; for the most part. The 19th was a blast in Pattaya. The entire Beach Road was closed to traffic and all hell broke loose (water wise). I did not care for the bastards that filled their guns and cannons with ice water; but everything else was fun. I would suggest that if you have a bucket list, put Songkran in Pattaya on your list. Would I do it again? Nope, my bucket list is too damn long.

Final few hours in Pattaya:

I was packed and ready to go by 1:00, but the car was not leaving for the airport until 3:30. So I had another "what the hell" moment and headed down Soi 6. I'm walking and shopping for a cutie that would catch my eye, it was early, but still a good amount of women in front of the bars yelling,"Welcome." A tiny cutie in pigtails caught my attention, she worked at the Red Point bar. We went in and I got a drink and during our limited conversation, she asked,"Do you want to fuck my ass?" The deal was settled within seconds!

During mid-stroke, the sky opened up and it starting raining like hell. The storm came out of nowhere, at least nowhere for me, because I don't watch the weather channel in my room. I knew I had to be back by 3:30 for my ride to the airport, so I still had time. Stepped outside the Red Point, the rain seemed to come down harder. There were some cuties next door at the Lisa bar, so I went over there, got a drink, set outside with the girls, and waited for an ark to pass by. About 3:20, it slowed down enough for me to reach the Beach Road and catch a ride. Beach Road was flooded! Got a ride back to the hotel for 150, damn prices do rise during severe weather conditions!

[Sunlover2]

For 2,000 baht, a Devil's Den girl will come to your room for 90 minutes. This isn't really that much more than arranging a ST takeout from a gogo.

Agreed. Also about the same price as Bangkok with a Tulip / Mango / Snow White service provider. An expensive option for Pattaya considering a Beach Road SW can be had for 500b ST.

I will be heading to Patts again in June and plan on doing at least 1 incall and 1 outcall with the Devil Den ladies.

SunLover