Pattaya Reports

[Bumholes1]

You didn't look too cold or wet with that young thing on your lap. Friday night? That was you looking like the cat ate the goldfish?

LBM

If he were as wet as he says, and had a "young thing" on his lap, she would undoubtedly have had a wet pussy early on in the evening!

[Xpartan]

Govno pizda sooka

I might be missing a hilarious joke here, but I just don't see how those three words (yes, I know what they mean) could possibly help the guy who asked the question.

[LittleBigMan]

i made the mistake of going out friday night thinking the madness would subside after dark. it did, but not enough to prevent my getting soaking wet.

i rode my motor bike down a side soi off jomtien beach road to avoid problems, but found myself a sitting duck for a teenaged girl and her little sister standing in front of mamma's laundry, well armed and waiting for any fool stupid enough to pass by. there was no escape.

for a split second in my mind, i imagined steering the bike directly toward them and gunning it to make them rep001ter, but i thought the better of it, lowered my head and drove into a huge bowl of ice water. whap! gallons of freezing water hit my chest and shorts. fuck. it was 6:30pm and i was soaking wet in an air conditioned go-go bar for the rest of the night.

i'm surprised that more of these cretins don't get run over by their victims

see daddy07, that's where you made your mistake! you got to head into the eye of the storm! i use to think the same and try to be slick thinking i can beat the system. heading into another soi or taking a short cut usually gets you in trouble. these side soi's don't get much business so when someone comes along all attention is spent on that one person. wham ice cold water!

this morning the last day party everywhere, after breakfast i decided to head down to tuk-com to check my phone. i went right into the storm, therrappsit down to soi 10, down the soi 10, to back of tuk-com, came out right up pattaya tai, to sukhumvit to the railroad track toll road. believe it or not just a sprinkle on me. too many targets for people even in a bright yellow windbreaker!

you didn't look too cold or wet with that young thing on your lap. friday night? that was you looking like the cat ate the goldfish?

lbm

[Orange Crust]

i made the mistake of going out friday night thinking the madness would subside after dark. it did, but not enough to prevent my getting soaking wet.

i rode my motor bike down a side soi off jomtien beach road to avoid problems, but found myself a sitting duck for a teenaged girl and her little sister standing in front of mamma's laundry, well armed and waiting for any fool stupid enough to pass by. there was no escape.

for a split second in my mind, i imagined steering the bike directly toward them and gunning it to make them rep001ter, but i thought the better of it, lowered my head and drove into a huge bowl of ice water. whap! gallons of freezing water hit my chest and shorts. fuck. it was 6:30pm and i was soaking wet in an air conditioned go-go bar for the rest of the night.

i'm surprised that more of these cretins don't get run over by their victims

they do, what about 600 road deaths a year. it's an insane amount of lost life. i do like taking direct hits with water though, its silly and it's overkill but everyone is smiling so i just go with it.

[New Old Guy]

Sorry to hear you Songkran dislikers are having such an hard time in Pattaya!

In Phuket, *everything* started and ended precisely the 13th.

Oh and before anyone jumps in, we don't pay anything extra for the privilege (smileys).

[Daddy07]

i went over to soi 7 today. nothing but happy neanderthals with cheap water canons.... i never thought one could get used to the feeling of a high velocity stream of water smack in one's ear! fuck... (

i made the mistake of going out friday night thinking the madness would subside after dark. it did, but not enough to prevent my getting soaking wet.

i rode my motor bike down a side soi off jomtien beach road to avoid problems, but found myself a sitting duck for a teenaged girl and her little sister standing in front of mamma's laundry, well armed and waiting for any fool stupid enough to pass by. there was no escape.

for a split second in my mind, i imagined steering the bike directly toward them and gunning it to make them rep001ter, but i thought the better of it, lowered my head and drove into a huge bowl of ice water. whap! gallons of freezing water hit my chest and shorts. fuck. it was 6:30pm and i was soaking wet in an air conditioned go-go bar for the rest of the night.

i'm surprised that more of these cretins don't get run over by their victims

[Luvpuss]

I am coming to Pattaya 2nd May for a week, & looking for Russian girls. I know the place in Bangkok for Russians like Rajah hotel, CM2 disco & Mike hotel.

Can anyone please give me some idea?

KAM

Govno pizda sooka

[Hotman 666]

Havn't seen much lately about places to go other than soi 6 or DD. Isn't anybody going to airport, x-way, windmill, or baccara just to name a few. Some updated information could be used by some of us who will be there soon

Makin,

Hmmmmm, not an easy question!

The problem in recommending specific bars are that us guys are all different and like different things! Also, a particular bar that may be GREAT one night, with plenty of attractive ladies and everyone having a good time will perhaps the next night be completely different! (Remember, this is Thailand!)

I am not a regular visitor to Pattaya but, when I am there, my preference one evening may well be a quiet bar with good music and pleasant company and, the next night may be for something loud, raucous and rather more 'down and dirty! '

All the bars you have mentioned CAN be fun, (on a good night.) Windmill is one of my regular haunts when I am looking for an hour or two of raunchy fun. Personally I have never found Airport to be so enjoyable (but I'm sure that you will find plenty of guys to disagree with me on that!) but I have had a few good nights over the years in Baccara!

There is no substitute for personal, on the night research. Even the smallest, quietest and emptiest, out of the way bar can, on occasions, be the source of good fun and a GREAT playmate for a few hours.

After all, if there was ONE bar which was always 'the best' then we would ALL be there EVERY night wouldn't we?

Sorry to be so negative but even if you get a recommendation for a specific bar (or girl) then that is ONLY valid for one guy on one night and YMMV (a lot!)

All I can tell you is that there are SO MANY bars in Pattaya that you should have no problem in finding a few that suit YOU and your mood that night.

Just try a few. You will find that there is something to suit EVERYONE!

Enjoy,

Hotman.

[Pusylicker]

I am coming to Pattaya 2nd May for a week, & looking for Russian girls. I know the place in Bangkok for Russians like Rajah hotel, CM2 disco & Mike hotel.

Can anyone please give me some idea?

KAM

[TomJackin]

I never thought one could get used to the feeling of a high velocity stream of water smack in one's ear! Fuck.

Those high velocity stream cannons do pack a punch! I was coming back from Jomtiem beach yesterday and the driver decided to avoid traffic and take the back street scenic route, yep, through a bunch of bars. The girl and I were sitting ducks!

I did not mind the water, but those fucks that use ice water; shame on you! I have never shivered in Thailand; that was the coldest water I have ever experienced!

The areal assaults will continue today from the 4th and 5th balconies at the Penthouse; don't walk down our Soi.

[Fon Tok]

Havn't seen much lately about places to go other than soi 6 or DD. Isn't anybody going to airport, x-way, windmill, or baccara just to name a few. Some updated information could be used by some of us who will be there soon

I went over to Soi 7 today. Nothing but happy Neanderthals with cheap water canons. It was entertaining, though, as lots of soaked ladies (and want to be ladies) in skimpy outfits were doing the shimmy shammy to the din of a thousand sound systems.

I never thought one could get used to the feeling of a high velocity stream of water smack in one's ear! Fuck.

Sorry, only a few mediocre pics as my trusty point & shoot bit the dust about halfway through.

Ps: the highlight of my day was the little muffin in the stripped shirt who works at the Billabong Bar on Soi LK Metro. I wanted to barfine her but my GF did not think that was a good idea.

[Member #4351]

I'd say it's much higher. I've found that it's quite a struggle to find muff now days in Pattaya in the p4p scene. So many girls shave because so many guys like it. I guess it's a trend driven by porn.

And IMHO, a very sad trend.

[Amjeck]

I would say about 20% on average (taking into account also the freelancers).

I'd say it's much higher. I've found that it's quite a struggle to find muff now days in Pattaya in the p4p scene. So many girls shave because so many guys like it. I guess it's a trend driven by porn.

[Mackin]

Havn't seen much lately about places to go other than soi 6 or DD. Isn't anybody going to airport, x-way, windmill, or baccara just to name a few. Some updated information could be used by some of us who will be there soon

[Goyave]

A question to the more experienced readers How many percent of Thai girls in Pattaya have shaven pussies? What is your estmation? And does it differ between gogos, beerbars and massage parlors?

I would say about 20% on average (taking into account also the freelancers). It's probably more than this with the go-go girls (maybe 40 or 50% then). It's less likely with the "freshest" girls, but quite common with those who have worked in P4P for a few months and up.