Pattaya Reports

[TomJackin]

The weather is getting hot! Just in time! Let get ready to RUMMMMMBLE!

All I wanted to do was to walk from the Penthouse to 7-11, and I dodged two buckets of water; the third was a direct hit!

This is after most of the hotel staff gave me fair warning. They also told me that the craziest it gets starts midnight on the 18th through the midnight on the 19th.

It also appears the bar girls are having a blast with the water; I don't think that they are making much money though.

Here we go!

[Michi]

Today I try Nicole. She is a skinny girl, black skin and 21yo. She is a siter of Bang (ex devil's girl).

Good BBBJ but not deepthroat and very good and long anal sex. I finish with CIM.

Nicole? Alan? Thats new to me.

[Goyave]

(I wanted to insert a smiley but they are disabled)

No, they are not disabled, but in order to make them appear, you have to edit your post (at least) once and then add them (they are not displayed when you first submit your report because of the misconfiguration of the automated editing function since the latest software upgrade: smilies are mistaken for bad punctuation!).

Ok, now, that's off topic, I guess!

[NicFrenchy]

never trust Falangs!

Oh well that's nice. But let me try and understand, you don't trust Farangs yet you are on this forum? Which is 99. 9% populated by Farangs?

What are you here for? Preaching to us?

(I wanted to insert a smiley but they are disabled)

[New Old Guy]

From what I been told you just might be dreaming? If you go to Liberty Computer on 3rd Road, behind Carrefour the owner is a Brit. He will tell you that although it is advertised there isn't any 10Mb? that is really a dream?

I'm dreaming in Patong, not Pattaya!

Never trust IT guys, never trust Falangs!

[Pro Fesseur]

You know what? This is the Pattaya forum, any other subject is off topic.

And I'm just dreaming about my brand new 1 bdrm apartment with 10 Mb / s Internet for B. 9,000 a month.

The cut girl sleeping right now in my bed (freebie three-holer specialist) is also a dream.

Not to mention "all the rest". Pure dreaming. Is not for real, come on!

Stick to Pattaya and real life then!

I don't understand. What is your point? What "other subject" is off topic according to you? Do you think that you are going to impress anyone with your one bedroom apartment at 9000 baht / month? This might be not bad in Phuket (depending on the location, area, etc.) , but it's quite easy to find one bedroom apartments in Pattaya for about 6000 baht / month (and even cheaper). And freebies can be had everywhere. But of course, Phuket is a much nicer place IMHO.

I really enjoy many places in Thailand, all of them having their pros and cons. I regularly stay in Phuket, Koh Samui, Chiang Mai, Bangkok (etc.) too, and not only in Pattaya. I just gave my humble (and unbiased, I believe) opinion about what I have observed, so, there is no need to be upset. You seem to enjoy being in Phuket, and that's great. As I said, I have no doubt that you can get some very good deals there, but on average, Pattaya is cheaper (but once again, Phuket is a more pleasant location).

[LittleBigMan]

You know what? This is the Pattaya forum, any other subject is off topic.

And I'm just dreaming about my brand new 1 bdrm apartment with 10 Mb / s Internet for B. 9,000 a month.

The cut girl sleeping right now in my bed (freebie three-holer specialist) is also a dream.

Not to mention "all the rest". Pure dreaming. Is not for real, come on!

Stick to Pattaya and real life then!

From what I been told you just might be dreaming? If you go to Liberty Computer on 3rd Road, behind Carrefour the owner is a Brit. He will tell you that although it is advertised there isn't any 10Mb? that is really a dream?

Otherwise enjoy the rest of your dream? LBM

[Christian G]

Today I try Nicole. She is a skinny girl, black skin and 21yo. She is a siter of Bang (ex devil's girl).

Good BBBJ but not deepthroat and very good and long anal sex. I finish with CIM.

[Mouse1]

I decided to go down Soi 6.1 and take the back entrance.

Ha ha! As long as you enjoyed it!

[New Old Guy]

You know what? This is the Pattaya forum, any other subject is off topic.

And I'm just dreaming about my brand new 1 bdrm apartment with 10 Mb / s Internet for B. 9,000 a month.

The cut girl sleeping right now in my bed (freebie three-holer specialist) is also a dream.

Not to mention "all the rest". Pure dreaming. Is not for real, come on!

Stick to Pattaya and real life then!

[Goyave]

... and the "Bush ladies" are even cheaper...

You mean, those "Bush ladies"?

Just kidding here, I know that you were referring to the providers whom I spoke about for instance in this report. I haven't visited Phuket recently (several years ago, it was indeed more expensive than Pattaya on average, however, I don't know if it's still the case nowadays), but I don't think that a similar place (in the woods / bush) exist there (well, it's not for everyone, anyway).

[Pro Fesseur]

Again: FALSE statement.

Entry point (but decent) accommodation: baht 600-800 daily either place.

Motorbike rental (weekly) : 1000 either place.

Street SW: 7-800 either places.

Disco drinks: 100. 200 either place

Street food: 30 bahts and up either place

Restaurant: 80. 200 either place.

Anything at 7-11, Carrefour: EXACTLY the same.

BFs: I don't do bars, guess the same.

Taxi: I don't take them. There are virtually no tuk tuk in Phuket. THANKS HEAVEN.

FLs like Disco Girls od some quality: 1, 000 (stingy ass).2000 either place.

High End Girls 2, 500. 4,000 either place.

If you can't see that yourself, either you're majorly cheap, or can't shop.

Or challenge the above and I'll come back with tangible proof.

You are right on some points (on 7-Eleven and Carrefour prices, of course) , but you have a biased opinion on others. I am guessing that you have invested in a condo or in some business in Phuket (or intend to do so) to promote this place like you do.

Anyway, speaking about entry level and high-end prices is irrelevant, as it does not reflect much the differences in prices on average. I don't doubt that one can find super-cheap or very expensive accommodations in both places. But on average, for similar quality in a comparable location (near the action, for instance) , one has usually to pay about 33-50% more in Phuket than in Pattaya. It's logical, because more accommodations are available in Pattaya, therefore, the market prices are (on average) lower than in Phuket.

Call me a cheap Charlie if you wish, but on average, I pay less than you in Pattaya (for instance, many decent streetwalkers can be had for 500 baht ST, only 300 baht for the older ones, and the "Bush ladies" are even cheaper as it as been reported by several ISG members earlier in this thread). I've never paid more than 1500 LT for a girl met in a disco (in my own experience, many disco freelancers are quite happy with only 1000 baht LT in Pattaya).

I won't comment about the prices of "high end girls", as it depends on many variables (and mostly on how much the "high end girl" believes that the customer is willing to pay).

Once again, Phuket is a great place, but it's a known fact that Pattaya is (on average) much cheaper, even if one can get some very good deals in Phuket too, which I don't doubt.

[Nongpagba]

Since three of my favorite MPs in Bangkok (Tulip, Snow White and Victoria) are closed and Mango has only reduced opening hours, I decided to make an excursion to Pattaya. After having checked in at Areca Lodge. The rooms in the new building are quite nice. And a lunch in soi Buakhao I went to pay a visit to my favorite bar My friend you at Soi 6. There the water battle was on and I decided to go down Soi 6. 1 and take the back entrance. Coming in I was greeted enthusiatically. So, after watching the water battle from the balcony for some time, I thought the time had come for upstairs action. They have at least one new room with inside shower which I visited with Eat, Chomphu, Nok and Nid. One by one with breaks to recover. Of the four, I would rate Chomphu at the very top. She even supplied a nice massage afterward during which I dozed off. Followed by Nid. Eat is maybe the most attractive and she might be first choice for someone who likes it rough. All in all, a very satisfactory afternoon. In the evening, the outside water games stopped and there was business as usual.

Here are two pictures taken from the balcony of My friend you

[New Old Guy]

I would say that Phuket is 33-50% more expensive than Pattaya for comparable services and products (including but not limited to P4P).

Again: FALSE statement.

Entry point (but decent) accommodation: baht 600-800 daily either place.

Motorbike rental (weekly) : 1000 either place.

Street SW: 7-800 either places.

Disco drinks: 100. 200 either place

Street food: 30 bahts and up either place

Restaurant: 80. 200 either place.

Anything at 7-11, Carrefour: EXACTLY the same.

BFs: I don't do bars, guess the same.

Taxi: I don't take them. There are virtually no tuk tuk in Phuket - THANKS HEAVEN.

FLs like Disco Girls od some quality: 1,000 (stingy ass) - 2000 either place.

High End Girls 2,500 - 4,000 either place.

If you can't see that yourself, either you're majorly cheap, or can't shop.

Or challenge the above and I'll come back with tangible proof.

[Vale64]

Phuket is a very nice, friendly and relaxing place. .

But too many people who don't know how much to pay and also don't know what is a pretty asian girl (I. E. They see stunners everywhere) have killed the market.

I don't mind paying more for higher quality, but in Phuket the rule is rather to pay more for lower quality.

Back to Patts soon!

I absolutely agree with you. I was in Phuket only one time and then, after that, I go only in Pattaya. More choose, better prices, more entertainment!