Pattaya Reports

[Uncle Volodya]

EXTRA: LK seems to be the best alternative in Pattaya when it comes to go-go-bars taking up a middle ground between pricey Walking Street and the variable quality of sois 6, 7.8 and PL2.

Thanks for the report John. You are quite a trooper. In my two trips to Patts, both times staying about 10 days or so, I've only wandered down there to go to Devil's Den (once) but have never checked out the gogos or bars.

One question: what are prices like at Champagne for the BF and LT?

I checked their website and there are some smoking ladies. I definitely want to make it part of my next trip.

[Uncle Volodya]

Most girls don't care and most mongers don't use one. They are just too afraid to come on here and admit it.

I always use condom and the ladies I've been with have usually asked if I had one.

A girl that would do BB would put me off. I'd probably do her (with Condom) in the heat of the moment, but would be stressing about it big time afterwards.

[Uncle Volodya]

I personally prefer Jomtien Beach, the next beach south of Pattaya. Very little pollution and always some nude action in the peak seasons.

Yeah, I like to stay in Jomtien when in Patts. It's quiet and you can get a reasonable deal renting a condo in one of the tall buildings. Last time I had a balcony, ocean view, internet, small kitchen all for about 1000 Baht a night.

The beach isn't great but it's not too dirty. One problem last time was jellyfish.

My MO is to find a really nice girl in Pattaya and then bring her back via the Baht Bus to spend the night.

Had some great times with the girls hanging out on that beach. You can get amazing food brought to you and drinks and watch the sunset. Will probably cost a fraction of what a dinner at a nicer place on Walking Street would. Great place to have dinner with a beautiful sunset. Add a nice sexy companion and its absolute heaven!

[John Traveller]

You swam in Pattaya? Granted my last time there was about 13 years ago, but the water was so polluted it was even painful to watch. Have they really cleaned the beaches?

Yes, I even had my head under water. I didn't get sick after. Hmmm, good I didn't know these issues in advanve, then I would have missed the swimming.

[LittleBigMan]

Most girls don't care and most mongers don't use one. They are just too afraid to come on here and admit it.

I think you are wrong here. Two years ago I attended a Expat meeting and the topic of discussion was about AIDS in Thailand. In its tracking in Thailand the growing cases each year were coming from abroad and Thai's were being infected. Personally I don't think that Thai women don't care it couldn't be further than the true IMHO, its that they are not educated and in the end they are in the business for the money and when a Farang is telling them I'll give you this much in the end like someone said it comes down to money and they take a chance not knowing it only takes once!

If you did some RTFF, you would see that there are a few that don't but there are a majority that do and those that do use condom I can gaurantee that from time to time the little head has done the thinking and gone without one and that includes me. A recent conversation with a lady at a bar regarding this topic I was told how stupid many Farangs are asking them if they would go without a condom that they are clean because they don't butterfly but have been in the bar often picking different girls yet they can say it with a straight face that they are clean?

I myself, was told that I could do her without a condom because I'm no butterfly!

LBM

[Pita123]

Speak for yourself. I definitely use condoms. Primarily because I don't desire AIDS.

99% covered FS for me.

[Evianist]

Most girls don't care and most mongers don't use one. They are just too afraid to come on here and admit it.

Speak for yourself. I definitely use condoms. Primarily because I don't desire AIDS.

[Luvpuss]

Shit. A lot of the pros ask for one but they really don't mean it. I like to joke with them and tell them that we do not need because we can not make a baby with condom. Then right before the penetration starts I show them that I have one.

Most girls don't care and most mongers don't use one. They are just too afraid to come on here and admit it.

[Nixonbd]

Met this chick in the disco last night. 1.70m 60kg. Not usually my type but she approached me. 23 year old university student / receptionist from Bangkok. She has a break from school until after Songkran. No kids. Knew absolutely nothing about Pattaya. She was with her sister who owns a hair salon here. As usual no money discussed. I got her back to the crib and saw she had the pussy hole of a horse.

Maybe you should quit fucking horses, LOL!

[TomJackin]

Are the all the Bars similar to Fields in AC, that you can also Bar fine the waitresses?

Curious. I'm going in 6 weeks.

Regards,

Aj

The servers in the clubs are fair game in Pattaya. But in the restaurants, one needs to negotiate and set up for a future date.

[Siam Dreamer]

Met this chick in the disco last night. 1.70m 60kg. Not usually my type but she approached me. 23 year old university student / receptionist from Bangkok. She has a break from school until after Songkran. No kids. Knew absolutely nothing about Pattaya. She was with her sister who owns a hair salon here. As usual no money discussed. I got her back to the crib and saw she had the pussy hole of a horse.

Another great and funny report. Excellent work! I have noticed over the yeas that the taller girls over 165cm have the biggest, and deepest holes. Ironically some of the shorter. Skinny spinners will surprise you also. Very deep. Feels like no bottom / end inside. Nevertheless, because they can take it with no complaining (and little damage) , you can still get your nut. A big / deep hole on these women can be just as good as a small / tight one. I still prefer curvy / thick Thai girls best though.

Great job. Keep up the good work.

[N Parky]

Then in the end I want to go to Soi LK-Metro. But not easy to find. To find it first go to Second Road, then go east along soi 13 (aka Soi Diana). After a while (before you come to Soi Bukhao) turn left and you're there. I walk into Champagne. It's past midnight, and the bar is totally full. But it seems like a good place, so I wait for a chair to be available. The girls here are really good looking, but still they seem casual and the drinks prices are also reasonable. That's all from me in Pattaya, I checked out all areas in just two nights, pretty efficient, yeah?

IMHO I can't remember seeing that many really good looking girls here? Unless a whole new team have moved in and the regular girls have moved out. You don't normally find really good looking girls, mixing with westerners, who live in Pattaya and like to hang out in this area. The really good looking girls are going to be looking for really good opportunities to make really decent money. Last time I looked the girls, based on looks, were between 3 and 4 out of 10.

[N Parky]

I'm shocked some of you pay more than 1000 thb ST.

Really I am. Soi 6 is the place to go.

Soi 6 I say to the girls 500 thb include Bar Fine? And 9 times out of 10 they say yes and go upstairs.

And in the GoGO bars I buy Lady Drink and then chat with them and say 700 thb everything include fine.

During the daytime I try and chat up locals and try to get freebies.

When we say Soi 6 is the place to go we need to clarify to go for what.

If you want quantity and a really low price then this might be it. But you are not going to find many girls that rate over 4 out of 10. Most are between 2 and 3. It's quite easy to be fooled by the dark lighting and the girl playing with your dick in the bar downstairs. Then when you get upstairs in the shower etc. The saggy tits, stretch marks and rolls of fat really are a turn off. But, if you just want quantity and not quality then this might be the place to go.

500 Baht plus Bar Fine? You're having a laugh.

700 Baht all in in a Go-Go Bar? You're having another laugh.

[Mr Enternational]

Hairdo chick from two nights ago.

[Mr Enternational]

Met this chick in the disco last night. 1.70m 60kg. Not usually my type but she approached me. 23 year old university student / receptionist from Bangkok. She has a break from school until after Songkran. No kids. Knew absolutely nothing about Pattaya. She was with her sister who owns a hair salon here. As usual no money discussed. I got her back to the crib and saw she had the pussy hole of a horse. It was literally the biggest I have ever seen. I shouted out hello into her pussy thinking I would hear an echo. Instead, somebody yelled back,"Damn the greetings. Get me the fuck out of here."

Fucking her I could not feel a damn thing. She was moaning and groaning and I told her there is absolutely no way you feel that as big as your pussy is. She claimed she was loving it though. I asked her where she got it from. She said it was original from her mom and dad. I told her to take that shit back and trade it for a smaller model. I decided to bring out the big guns for this one. She was totally flexible and able to put her legs behind her head. I left the usual 1000 baht in the usual place. It's 2:30pm. She just left and said she hopes to hear from me soon.