Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Met this chick in the disco last night. 1.70m 60kg. Not usually my type but she approached me. 23 year old university student / receptionist from Bangkok. She has a break from school until after Songkran. No kids. Knew absolutely nothing about Pattaya. She was with her sister who owns a hair salon here. As usual no money discussed. I got her back to the crib and saw she had the pussy hole of a horse. It was literally the biggest I have ever seen. I shouted out hello into her pussy thinking I would hear an echo. Instead, somebody yelled back,"Damn the greetings. Get me the fuck out of here."

Fucking her I could not feel a damn thing. She was moaning and groaning and I told her there is absolutely no way you feel that as big as your pussy is. She claimed she was loving it though. I asked her where she got it from. She said it was original from her mom and dad. I told her to take that shit back and trade it for a smaller model. I decided to bring out the big guns for this one. She was totally flexible and able to put her legs behind her head. I left the usual 1000 baht in the usual place. It's 2:30pm. She just left and said she hopes to hear from me soon.

[Gin And Tonic]

I personally prefer Jomtien Beach, the next beach south of Pattaya. Very little pollution and always some nude action in the peak seasons.

I took in alot of Finnish grannie boobs@Hat Jomtien this high season.

[TomJackin]

You swam in Pattaya? Granted my last time there was about 13 years ago, but the water was so polluted it was even painful to watch. Have they really cleaned the beaches?

I personally prefer Jomtien Beach, the next beach south of Pattaya. Very little pollution and always some nude action in the peak seasons.

[Fon Tok]

Have they really cleaned the beaches?

Nope. But some people still swim, as Pattaya might be "cleaner" than their home beach back on the Black Sea.

[Xpartan]

EXTRA: I forgot this in my last report,"First day in Pattaya": When I Bf Ee (the girls name, spelling?) , the mamasan comes along and says that I should give the 2000 to her (the mamasan) right there and then. Of course I reply no to this and say that I will give Ee the money afterwards. The mamasan then says ok.

BACK TO "NOW": In the afternoon on my second day in Pattaya I go to the beach and take a swim. After all I am in a beach resort! And they have been so nice to us swimmers to give us special zones in the water to be in so we don't get killed by the motorized water scooters. Fantastic.

You swam in Pattaya? Granted my last time there was about 13 years ago, but the water was so polluted it was even painful to watch. Have they really cleaned the beaches?

[Ajordan]

Are the all the Bars similar to Fields in AC, that you can also Bar fine the waitresses?

Curious. I'm going in 6 weeks.

Regards,

Aj

[Daddy07]

The average bar fine in Pattaya is much cheaper than in Bangkok: not more than 300 baht usually.

For the beer bars, yes, but not the go-go bars in Pattaya, which average 600 baht, up to 1000 baht in some spots at the peak of high season, e.g., New Years Eve.

[John Traveller]

EXTRA: I forgot this in my last report,"First day in Pattaya": When I Bf Ee (the girls name, spelling?) , the mamasan comes along and says that I should give the 2000 to her (the mamasan) right there and then. Of course I reply no to this and say that I will give Ee the money afterwards. The mamasan then says ok.

BACK TO "NOW": In the afternoon on my second day in Pattaya I go to the beach and take a swim. After all I am in a beach resort! And they have been so nice to us swimmers to give us special zones in the water to be in so we don't get killed by the motorized water scooters. Fantastic.

Then at 8 I hit Soi Pattayaland 2 (the only of the Pattayaland sois that have several venues for straight people). This soi is also known as soi 13/4. I go into Classroom. A small cosy place, reminds me of some lower-priced places in PI. 7 girls of stage (and others sitting around) , most of them a bit to fat for my taste, but a few nice on also. They move slowly to some old rock and pop music And they all seem friendly and casual, nothing like Walking Street here! Much lower prices for drinks. And if you order a soft drink you get in fact the whole bottle, not just some drops sprinkled of ice cubes. After a while I pay my check-bin and leave. The waitress gets annoyed when I don't give any tip. Pattayaland 2 seems like an ok street, but watch where you go, there are all kinds of places here!

I head up Second Road which also have a few go-go bars and several beer-bars. Then down soi 8 towards Beach Road. This street is really packed, rowdy places and rowdy people! Lots of small beer bars where the employees stop me and grab my hand, trying to get me into their place. But I just walk on. Some of the beer bars looks ok, but I want the gogo-bars. I go into Silver Star, looks good. Then I continue up to Soi 7 and go into Silver Star 2. This place I like, the best I visit this evening. Some nice girls around and a casual atmosphere. Sois 7 and 8 can of course be recommended for their low prices and easygoing atmosphere, but surely, the girls are generally less pretty than on Walking street. The Gogo-bars often have shows with girls bathing each others.

Long walk along Beach Road up to Soi 6. (Around 10 pm) This street has lots of small places, mainly indoor beer bars, also a few gogo's. Kisskool seems to be the best of them, but not many dancers there. Parallel to Soi 6 is soi 6/1. This narrow alley seems a bit suspect, lots of very small places (some kind of "bars") , but I don't really know if which kind. At least some of them with lady-boys. Watch out in this area!

Down Beach road again. I check out Worldwide (nearby soi 8) and Tahitian Queen (nearby soi 13). Both good places with some beautiful girls, but now it's getting late and difficult to find any place to sit. Outside along the waterfront there are now some streetwalkers.

Then in the end I want to go to Soi LK-Metro. But not easy to find. To find it first go to Second Road, then go east along soi 13 (aka Soi Diana). After a while (before you come to Soi Bukhao) turn left and you're there. I walk into Champagne. It's past midnight, and the bar is totally full. But it seems like a good place, so I wait for a chair to be available. The girls here are really good looking, but still they seem casual and the drinks prices are also reasonable. I see a Russian giving tips to two dancers. IMO ridiculous! Of course it's up to him how he uses his money. The problem (for other customers) is the effect this have on the dancers. They will be less interested to go with customers for sex and demand higher pay for it, or maybe not go at all. This is of course different from tipping a waitress, a bellboy at your hotel, a taxi driver etc. Because you give them money for their only task. But dancers at go-go's have two task, if they get enough money from one (dancing) they will loose interest for the other (sex). And we will end up with two groups, beautiful dancers and less beautiful sex workers. The tippers don't care about that, probably because they don't take dancers to their hotel, they just get drunk and then give money to show their superiority / get attention or whatever. I don't know, I'm just giving some thoughts here. Anyway, after staying a while at Champagne and go to quickly check out some other bars at Soi LK. They are also good, and it's easy to find a place to sit. IMO LK seems to be the best alternative in Pattaya when it comes to go-go-bars taking up a middle ground between pricey Walking Street and the variable quality of sois 6, 7.8 and PL2.

That's all from me in Pattaya, I checked out all areas in just two nights, pretty efficient, yeah?

[Edward M]

Then, as planned, I go back to Casanovy. I wave to the nude dancer girl I like and she comes down immediately and sits beside me. Then she discovers she has nothing on and find some bikini to put on. LOL! Yes, she is really friendly and not spoiled. Only average looking: 6 and a half in my book. I ask prices. She says 1000 BF and LT 2000. That means the BF is higher than the regular 600 (because she's a nude dancer) but the LT price is reasonably so I go with her. She seems very happy. Interesting enough she don't have money-wads at her wrists like some of the other dancers. Straight back at my hotel it's the normal procedure: kissing on mouth (but not really dfk) BBBJ and FS (different positions). I also DATY her a bit, but no enthusiasm from her for that, she doesn't seem horny. After we sleep very good before having another go at noon the next say. Then we go to eat."Do you want me to stay more with you do you want me to go back?" she asks. I say I will be busy using the internet today so I don't have time. Although she is very nice to me she isn't that good in bed (only average) so I find her a bit boring. Of course I could have stayed with her for days (for 2000 a day that could have been an option). But I have to research Pattaya more, tomorrow it's the other areas.

Hey John, thanks for the honest report. You may have left out some details but as a word of advice I would suggest that you took the girl too soon. I think if you took the time to buy her a drink, felt her up (I would have told her to stay naked and mentioned that all time in the hotel would be naked too but that is just me) , and did some DFK in the bar. This would have accomplished two things. You could have gauged her interest and made her work a bit for your attention. People do not value things they get without work.

[El Frances]

This has been my experience as well. I find whenever a girl on Walking Street or the disco starts saying,"How much you give me?" they are about to ask for at least 1500 ST and things are going to go awry. But when they do not mention money things work out smoothly. For instance the night before last I was going down Walking Street and started talking to a girl who had a 1960s bouffant hairdo and braces. We talked for about 10 minutes, I got her phone number, and told her I would call her later. When I got to my motorbike I called her and told her to come to Beach Road and she would see me. She got there, we hopped on my motorbike and came to my place. It was a great night. The next morning I told her to look in the drawer where I always keep the 1000 baht for LTers. We were both happy campers never having discussed money and she sent me an SMS later in the day saying,"I miss you tomuch nint (nice?) to see you please take care for you ok. Think (Thank) you for make me happy take. Care you good any time becarful ok."

I can only agree with you. Moreover the girls who don't mention money things often provide a better experience. The risk with girls putting much attention on money is that they may also calculate how little they can dare to give you for the price.

[Pro Fesseur]

So if the bar fine is 600 baht, the go-go girls go with you for 100 baht.

Yeah, right.

The average bar fine in Pattaya is much cheaper than in Bangkok: not more than 300 baht usually.

[John Traveller]

So I am tired of Bangkok and go down to Pattaya for a few days. Rttf they say, but after reading 12 pages back on this forum I find very little of interest. Yes maybe they should split up this thread and make one thread for info, and one for ME's and NF's tales of what their girlfriends did yesterday (just kidding, I really like you guys. LOL!) Anyway, using Google I find some recommended gogo-bars, and then I hit the streets. My first impression: Mass tourism! What are all these tourists doing here? If you are not mongering there are other places in Thailand with better beaches. Very annoying with all these slow moving shoppers and kids on the side-walks.

First nite is Walking street and first stop Casanovy (11 pm) , a friendly place with some nude dancers and some in bikini. A place myself close to the nudies, one them looks at me repeatedly and smiles (not very common in these types of gogo-bars). I decide to come back later after having a look at some other bars. Before I go a see something shocking, a customer (Korean?) give one of the bikini dancers on stage a money-note. I cannot see (the note is flipped) if it's a 100 or a 1000 but it looks mostly like a 1000. The girl gets very happy and bends down to thank him. He says nothing and looks very serious and then he leaves the bar (not taking any girl with him). Incredible! Not strange that some girls are reluctant to leave the bar when they make big money this easy way. And the guy? Why? I think for myself: he impotent, do he never take girls, instead just give them money because he has nothing else to do. I look around and see that some, but not all, of the dancers have wads of money in belts at theirs wrists. I leave and go to this small side alley, soi 14 or 15. Lots of interesting gogo-bars there, I take a look into these: Baby Dolls, Sapphire, Misty, Angel Witch. They all seems perfectly ok and they have shows like girls bathing each other. But none of them especially interesting, although recommended if you don't mind the relative high prices. I then walk to Soi Diamond, aggressive touts outside the bars, seems like rip-off places. I go away. Iron and Baccara on the main walking streets seems to be ok places but even more expensive. Not worth it!

The beer bars in this area don't look that interesting, although there are a few nice girls around. The streetwalkers? I don't know. Some of them look good, but how is the price / quality ratio? And what about safety?

Then, as planned, I go back to Casanovy. I wave to the nude dancer girl I like and she comes down immediately and sits beside me. Then she discovers she has nothing on and find some bikini to put on. LOL! Yes, she is really friendly and not spoiled. Only average looking: 6 and a half in my book. I ask prices. She says 1000 BF and LT 2000. That means the BF is higher than the regular 600 (because she's a nude dancer) but the LT price is reasonably so I go with her. She seems very happy. Interesting enough she don't have money-wads at her wrists like some of the other dancers. Straight back at my hotel it's the normal procedure: kissing on mouth (but not really dfk) BBBJ and FS (different positions). I also DATY her a bit, but no enthusiasm from her for that, she doesn't seem horny. After we sleep very good before having another go at noon the next say. Then we go to eat."Do you want me to stay more with you do you want me to go back?" she asks. I say I will be busy using the internet today so I don't have time. Although she is very nice to me she isn't that good in bed (only average) so I find her a bit boring. Of course I could have stayed with her for days (for 2000 a day that could have been an option). But I have to research Pattaya more, tomorrow it's the other areas.

[Mr Enternational]

I agree, it's just a matter of time. I've even been quoted 1000ST from beach road girls and 1500ST from freelancers on walking. I never heard this shit 1. 5 years ago or earlier!

This has been my experience as well. I find whenever a girl on Walking Street or the disco starts saying,"How much you give me?" they are about to ask for at least 1500 ST and things are going to go awry. But when they do not mention money things work out smoothly. For instance the night before last I was going down Walking Street and started talking to a girl who had a 1960s bouffant hairdo and braces. We talked for about 10 minutes, I got her phone number, and told her I would call her later. When I got to my motorbike I called her and told her to come to Beach Road and she would see me. She got there, we hopped on my motorbike and came to my place. It was a great night. The next morning I told her to look in the drawer where I always keep the 1000 baht for LTers. We were both happy campers never having discussed money and she sent me an SMS later in the day saying,"I miss you tomuch nint (nice?) to see you please take care for you ok. Think (Thank) you for make me happy take. Care you good any time becarful ok."

[Christian G]

Soi 6 I say to the girls 500 thb include Bar Fine? And 9 times out of 10 they say yes and go upstairs.

Sorry, but I can't believe. 500thb include bar fine. It's impossible!

Ladies go upstair for only 200thb. Maybe 20years ago!

[NicFrenchy]

Soi 6 I say to the girls 500 thb include Bar Fine? And 9 times out of 10 they say yes and go upstairs.

And in the GoGO bars I buy Lady Drink and then chat with them and say 700 thb everything include fine.

Wow, I'm shocked at how cheap some people are. 500 thb including Bar Fine? Please post pictures of the girls who accept these rates, I'd be curious to see their beauty