Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

i'm speechless!

4 weeks in patts and never sat down in a beer bar, not buy a single ld and no bf also!

how it's possible to not stop in a beer bar in 4 weeks?

u had your beer in 7/11?

how it's possible to hate a place like pattaya?

certainly not the best holiday destination but for a monger that's just the paradise!

marteau, mon bon homme, he was kidding about hating pattaya. i don't go to beer bars, buy lady drinks, nor bar fine either. first of all i do not drink much. the drinking that i do is usually in my room with a female. i mean i can buy a 70 cl bottle of sang som for 229 baht and other thai whiskey for less than that, versus about 150 per drink at a bar. also, there are so many women around that it really is not necessary to pay bar fines and such. for the price of 1 bar fine or 2 lady drinks you could have another lady.

[Blr Hot Rod]

Dear Pal,

Had the chance to visit BKK and Pataya on short trip of 3 days, going for the first time so had no hands on experience, landed in the morning at BKK and drove straight to Pattaya, checked in after lunch then had a peak at the Tiffan* Sho, its good entertainment, then as suggested by a local headed to Rasputi* which is suppose to be a Massage Parlour and about 3 KM from Walking Street (or can be called Fuc*ing Street) went in and was greeted by one of the PAPASAN, they have a bar inside as you make selection of your gal for the evening you can sip in a beer, sat along the restaurant type arrangement, they have two types one with black badges and other with Red, black are expensive about 2500 baht and red for 2000 baht both for 1. 5 hr, selected a gal name nina, was taken to the counter to pay cash and get the room key, was taken to 3rd floor, got into the room, they provide room service also if you need anything to drink, ordered one but was very expensive, double than a pub, the gal closed the door and we had a sweet chat for about 15 mins and turns out she is model in BKK for Lingerie and was on call here for some time, ohh. I forgot to mention, I took the one with black badge. In the meantime she prepared the jacquzi for the wash and massage, there after we both went into the jacquzi and had spent about 20 mins where she was taking care of all of my body rubbing with bath gel and giving so called massage. There after had a very good fu*k and later had a good time chatting with her, though her english was very very limited, she was chatter box. Then got her through for a second round for 700 baht tip (I know its very expensive, but I liked her attitude and service hence I paid). Overall had a very good time, spent about 2 hrs and no problem from the PAPASAN.

Photos in the photo gallery.

Ratings.

Place. 9/10.

Gal. 9/10 she has the perfect body but tiny boo*s which is usual in Thailan*

Service. 8/10 one less as no kissing.

Attitude. 9/10.

Repeat. Yup for sure if I get another chance to go to Pattaya which I suspect.

Play safe and enjoy Thai.

Cheers.

BHR

[Marteau]

just to sum up.

* length of trip. four weeks.

* average number of gals each day. 1.5 girls.

* last four days had two girls a day. very last day had three.

* gals all different types, shapes, sizes, ages, etc. love variety.

* number of bar fines. zero.

* number of bought lady drinks. zero.

* number of go-go bars entered. two.

* number of bar beers where i sat down. zero.

i'm speechless!

4 weeks in patts and never sat down in a beer bar, not buy a single ld and no bf also!
how it's possible to not stop in a beer bar in 4 weeks ???
u had ur beer in 7/11 ?

for your next vacation you really should go in another country.

how it's possible to hate a place like pattaya?

certainly not the best holiday destination but for a monger that's just the paradise!

anyway thank's for your review.

[Popper1]

trip to pattaya ended on the 25th. extremely busy this trip, and now in tokyo. just a few endnotes.

on the 24th had my usual breakfast of champions. 3 eggs and coffee for 60 baht. walked on soi po going towards br and stuck my hand out and found a cutie. you can see from the po pictures, quite pretty. at 19 years old, she the youngest this trip. see pictures. am always a bit reluctant to get a teen, since often they do not perform well / can't handle the pounding. no idea if she worked a massage or br, but i offered 500 baht and quickly accepted. went to the ps hotel. she performed as badly as i feared, and did not like the pounding one bit. no creativity. tried to rush me, and the usual whining. the second i paid her, ran out the door like the wind.

gather no sympathy, eh?

from there went walking up br. note pic of two br cuties see picture. about 20 minutes after picture saw two other gals, figure 45 to 55 years old. large tits. huge. looked at that them and knew that those are the girls who could really take a pounding. and after, they'd want more. made my mouth water. realized that i blew it, wasted it on that stupid 19 year old, rather than a woman who can give and take it as a real woman should. oh well. you all can keep your 3000 baht 19 year old star fish go-go girls. i'll take the women who knows what she doing, and enjoy flucking. cause i'd bet you that ugly 40 to 50-something will outfuck any 19 year old go-go gal 10 days a week. later on that day made it to soi 6. gal i've known for a long time. for 1000 baht, she all anal. figure in her mid-30s. bit rounder. and as always, a great performance. see pictures. last gal i found where ws meets br about midnight, a few hours before my car picked me up for the airport. incredible bj which just did not end. only problem was her teeth scraped little popper near raw. i kept telling her to be careful. had to admire her spirit however.

just to sum up.

* length of trip. four weeks.

* average number of gals each day. 1.5 girls.

* last four days had two girls a day. very last day had three.

* gals all different types, shapes, sizes, ages, etc. love variety.

* number of bar fines. zero.

* number of bought lady drinks. zero.

* number of go-go bars entered. two.

* number of bar beers where i sat down. zero.

* guessing of all the fl, one or two were go-go girls who were off work, four were bar beers (also off work). all others had their own different stories. had countless non-pros who just needed a bit of rent money or their business was not going well. 85 percent plus gave me their cell phone, and i rarely requested it. many spoke near zero english.

* number of gals analed. four or five.

* number of gals who were 100 percent bj, cim. nine. probably much more.

* number of gals who gave at least some bj. all but one.

* number of gals i took to a movie. one.

* number of gals i bought a thai whiskey for at a thai bar. one.

* number of gals i bought a meal for. five or six (and it safe to say the girls prefer a meal to some damn ld!).

* number of gals near obese. one.

* number of gals in their 40s or 50s. five. or more.

* number of gals from malaysia and or china. two or three.

* price range for all the fls (short time only). between 500 and 800 baht.

* most expensive gal. soi 6, 1200 baht. and she was worth it.

on the food front:

* number of mangoes eaten each day. three or four from 25 to 35 baht each.

* other daily fruits. fresh coconuts. (20 baht) three or more daily watermelons, pineapples, etc at (10 baht / bag)

* daily breakfast. three eggs and coffee for 60 baht or 120 baht with wifi. add 20 baht for tip.

* most common dinner. skinless white chicken on a stick at 2 for 20 baht and two eggs for 40 baht. watch them carefully as they cook it. never "salt" or butter. undercook the eggs. overcook the chicken.

* worst meal. last evening went to secrets. overpriced. disgusting. cause of all the grease, my heart nearly exploded. perhaps many of you obese farangs would like that crap. too bad cause i usually a fan of secret's parties.

* most expensive meal. the manhattan. went with friends. my plate was 1700 baht. theirs were 500. 1000 baht more. nice change of atmosphere. great food. expensive. classy. almost like leaving the country.

* favorite meal. the fish see picture. usual dish is 200, 220, and 250 baht. have them cut off the head and tail. this one included rice, which i returned. imo there is no better dinner.

* number of french fries eaten. zero.

dental: i went to the place across tuc com. absolutely satisfied.

* cost to get teeth cleaned. 700 baht.

* cost to repair 1 filling and fix 1 cavity. 1400 baht.

in a few days leaving for philippines. angeles city. overall hate ac. shithole. corrupt to the core. damn teenage gang bangers. beggars. pollution. insanely overpriced hotels (thanks orchid and abc). kokomoz always sucked. those who know my posts know i despise the concepts of bfs and ld pressure, and yet that is pretty much all ac. have friend there who must visit, and there are ways to (quietly) avoid the bar bs. am now skimming over a few hundred pages from the ac thread on isg. but have been going to ac for over a decade now, and doubt much has changed in past three years other than the bar names. prob should do cebu instead. always liked it there.

will hopefully make an update poppers pattaya hotel guide a year from today. intelligent suggestions appreciated.

-popper.

btw: hated everything about pattaya. worst vacation of my life. don't go. complete waste of time.

[BeaverHunter]

I can also vouch for these guys. I've used them 12 times now, the most recent trip was last Sunday. The drivers speak little or no English, but they're informed of your destination by the boss. If you go to their website, you'll see that you just have to give them a couple of days notice.

Highly recommended.

Thanks David2 greatly appreciated.

[David 2]

Thanks for the Taxi info. I was going to inquire about a taxi from BBK to Pattaya. How long in advance should I contact them? My trip is in May.

I can also vouch for these guys. I've used them 12 times now, the most recent trip was last Sunday. The drivers speak little or no English, but they're informed of your destination by the boss. If you go to their website, you'll see that you just have to give them a couple of days notice.

Highly recommended.

[Gin And Tonic]

I don't like much to go outside, and I prefer outcall. Does any of you have ever used these services below or any others? Any comments about them, please?

http://www.dream-teen-pattaya.com/home.html

And a question to the experts on soapy / shower: usually, foreplay in the shower / tub is allowed by them? I mean, some BJ, touching, kissing, etc? Or is it more on the mechanical side?

Cheers,

Sauro

Went twice last high season and once this last one. Pricey but had great time on each occasion. Last year had singles and double this last time. 2 hours with 2 cuties in their top room was about 4, 500 baht. Not to waste time with the massage I told them straight off I wanted full service so off came their cloths and went straight at it for the full 2 hours.

[Satyr23]

Hi everyone! Thank you so much for all this information! My problem is now I have too many options. I can't decide between Thailand, Philippines, or Indonesia. I lived and worked in Thailand about 10 years ago, but met a non pro Thai girl and was with her for my entire stay, so I still feel very inexperienced with the P4P scene there. I'm definitely an Ass man so in which of these three countries are girls more likely to be up for backdoor action? Which country has less inhibited girls? Any info would really help!

Thanks everyone,

Satyr

[Sauro07]

I don't like much to go outside, and I prefer outcall. Does any of you have ever used these services below or any others? Any comments about them, please?

http://www.dream-teen-pattaya.com/home.html

And a question to the experts on soapy / shower: usually, foreplay in the shower / tub is allowed by them? I mean, some BJ, touching, kissing, etc? Or is it more on the mechanical side?

Cheers,

Sauro

[BeaverHunter]

I can vouch for these guys. Booked two trips last fall via e-mail: One from my hotel in Bangkok to Pattaya and one from Pattaya back to the BKK airport. Received prompt confirmations via e-mail from the boss. The drivers were early both times, even on the airport trip that started at 2:00 am Called me on my cell to let me know they had arrived. First car was Camry-like. Very comfy. Second car was Corolla-sized. A little smaller, but still OK. Drivers knew exactly where they were going. Recommended.

Bunky

Thanks for the Taxi info. I was going to inquire about a taxi from BBK to Pattaya. How long in advance should I contact them? My trip is in May.

[Bunky]

Http://www.pattayataxi.info/

I can vouch for these guys. Booked two trips last fall via e-mail: One from my hotel in Bangkok to Pattaya and one from Pattaya back to the BKK airport. Received prompt confirmations via e-mail from the boss. The drivers were early both times, even on the airport trip that started at 2:00 am Called me on my cell to let me know they had arrived. First car was Camry-like. Very comfy. Second car was Corolla-sized. A little smaller, but still OK. Drivers knew exactly where they were going. Recommended.

Bunky

[Sweep]

They a lot now in mix nightclub and the new nightclub Lima Lima on underground mixx, if you are there you will see it.

If you are casanova so you will get free and if you are professional hunter so you know the game and if you are farang ding dong everone play with you.

Spanishboy,

Are you picking up all your girls at Mixx and Limalima? I was there two weeks ago and there were more men than women inside the clubs. Also, all the women seemed to be with their Russian boyfriends / friends.

Are you approaching women who are with men? Or together only with female friends?

[Rocksoff]

They're doing a good job. Last time I went, I even saw they have some specials that are not bad. 900b for 10 drinks (which is about a 300b discount) , and a "buy 6 get 1" barfine deal.

[Rocksoff]

That is a damn good idea Ekspat. This day and time there really is no excuse for not putting our technology to work like that.

They'll just find something "broken" on the inside then.

[Rjsss212]

Let's not get into this debate here please? He is Scottish and what does that have to do with anything eh?

LEt's stick to the pussy.

Because they admit to being the cheapest. I have a friend and attorney McAlindin (though in truth much like our little friends here if I werent paying we wouldn't be friending) who says that "his people (the Scots) are cheaper than the Jews but they (the Jews) got the rep. Perfect!" Methinks Johnscot has heard it before but don't shoot the messenger...