Pattaya Reports

[Lucky Lukey]

Hey guys, what's a good place to buy Viagra in Pattaya, how much should it cost and how do I use it (first timer, so need to know how long before sex to take it, how much to take and how long it lasts). Thanks!

[NicFrenchy]

It's Unfortunate when this happens, where girls are now saying no to giving a BJ, or if they do you may just get 1 minute, at that. And they still expect the full pay.

If she does not want to BJ, give her 10thb for the bus and kick her out

[Butter69]

From what I've heard prices in baccara can't be negotiated. 2000 ST 3000 LT

I had a girl drop her ST price to 1500 for me.

But that was 1 year ago, and she no longer works in Baccara.

[Butter69]

No BJ and just LFK but she was worth every satang of 2000 baht, her sweet voice, sense of humor, kindness, a real lady in a beautiful body and those marvelous pussy mons.

It's Unfortunate when this happens, where girls are now saying no to giving a BJ, or if they do you may just get 1 minute, at that. And they still expect the full pay.

Now I always ask the right questions upfront before taking a girl home.

[Delgado]

Why are you paying a girl In Pattaya 2k ST? If she really wanted to go you could of paid no more than 1k.

From what I've heard prices in baccara can't be negotiated. 2000 ST 3000 LT

[Jerboa]

And so I have mixed feelings about the evening. I feel like such a jerk for going out on Gad like that, but her angry mood freaked me out. Sex should be fun and intense like it was with Nid and you shouldn't bring emotional baggage into a session or it just won't be very good. Nid showers again and she texts her friend. I told her if you want to go help your friend go ahead and I will give you something for short time. I don't know if I'll ever see her again because I'm ashamed to show my face now in Baccarra. No BJ and just LFK but she was worth every satang of 2000 baht, her sweet voice, sense of humor, kindness, a real lady in a beautiful body and those marvelous pussy mons.

If your paying your the boss, Gad was just being a moody *****, you shouldn't feel bad for taking Nid, but you do relise the phone call was BS? Why are you paying a girl In Pattaya 2k ST? If she really wanted to go you could of paid no more than 1k.

Damn the 2000 ST. My question is do the bars / agogos allow the girls to leave work when these things such as sick friends or lost keys pop up? If they tried some crap like that with me I would march their rear ends right back to their place of employment, ask for my bar fine back, and let them release the girl to whatever emergency that she had come up. I don't play those bullshit games.

These sick friend calls are getting silly these days, can be harder to take LT now, In the past I've had silly excuses of AC to cold In room, even when AC was switched off, or girls just getting up In the middle of the night and leaving, most expect the dumb guy to pay LT rate LOL.

[Bunky]

Do the bars or go-gos allow the girls to leave work when things like sick friends or lost keys pop up? I would march their rear ends right back to their place of employment, ask for my bar fine back, and let them release the girl to whatever emergency that had come up. I don't play those bullshit games.

I concur it's maddening when a girl promises long time, then invents an excuse to leave after the first fuck. It's even worse when (as here) the phone call with the bogus excuse comes before the shagging has concluded. That's why I never ever agree to long time with a girl I pick up in a go-go bar. If we finish the first session and she wants to stay over that's fine. But at the point I'm bargaining from a position of strength and the long time premium is often much reduced. If I've got my heart set on a long time session the girls in the beer bars are much more reliable when it comes to staying the course.

Bunky

[Mr Enternational]

She gets a phone message (why didn't I tell her to power off before) and she disengages to see. Her friend is very seeeeck here I am licking and kissing her ass as she reads the message. Oh I just hate it when they do that. I told her I want to go long time and I really want to be with her and want her to stay. She say 'you feeneesh?

Nid showers again and she texts her friend. I told her if you want to go help your friend go ahead and I will give you something for short time. I don't know if I'll ever see her again because I'm ashamed to show my face now in Baccarra. No BJ and just LFK but she was worth every satang of 2000 baht

Damn the 2000 ST. My question is do the bars / agogos allow the girls to leave work when these things such as sick friends or lost keys pop up? If they tried some crap like that with me I would march their rear ends right back to their place of employment, ask for my bar fine back, and let them release the girl to whatever emergency that she had come up. I don't play those bullshit games.

[Mr Enternational]

I've never rented a jetski, but would it help to make some pictures of the thing before the ride? Especially of scratches and marks or any other damages, even small ones?

That is a damn good idea Ekspat. This day and time there really is no excuse for not putting our technology to work like that. I think I've posted it before but if anyone PMs me I will give them my jetski contact. It's in Jomtien so if you are one of those guys who prefer to walk everywhere instead of renting a bike then it may not work for you.

[NicFrenchy]

I don't know if I'll ever see her again because I'm ashamed to show my face now in Baccarra.

If GAD is a lady whose services you purchase, then you shouldn't care. This is business.

If on the other hand, you hit it for free, then yes, it could be difficult.

And no, it's not "different", they always try and make guys think that so we always take them. You have the money, you call the shots.

[Qiao Han]

I had been emailing my old girlfriend Gad so we could meet when I got to Pattaya. We planned to meet at Baccara Club where she works. I got in late Wed nite after a L O N G bus ride from Sihanoukville so I just sms her we'll meet tomorrow, then I crashed. Next day she calls and she's really pissed at me but won't say why. Because I silenced my phone so I could sleep? I checked and saw that that she had tried to call me several times that morning. I couldn't understand why she was angry and I asked her why? No answer. Then she hung up on me. WTF?

I started walking down to the club anyway, wondering what's up with her, she was always so nice in the past. Walked in and didn't see Gad anywhere. Thought she was going to stand me up. There's a couple of club guys who point at stools at the stage for me to sit but I opted for a seat against the wall. I like the panoramic view! I also like to cuddle with my potential new girlfriend and spend some time just to see if we like each other. My eyes immediately locked on one particular girl on stage. About 5'6 and a great dancer, she doesn't just do the shuffle. What a gorgeous and toned slim body. We kept smiling at each other through a few songs and then I beckoned her over. Her name is Nid.

We hit it off immediately. About 24, not much English but she appreciated my lame attempts at Thai. We laughed and talked and nudged each other's thighs, gently kissed cheeks and neck and we both want to barfine. We consulted about some boring business details and she went off to change.

Waiting for a girl to change is an eternity, as far as I'm concerned. And I'm starting to get a little nervous about Gad walking in. Next thing I know oh shit there she is! She walks over, puts her arms around me and 'how are yooooo long time no seeee! I was dumbfounded. I fumbled for words and told her how I felt, that I thought she was angry and won't tell me why? I was being honest. But now in the club she was being so sweet to me, and now I'm freaked out because maybe she is playing games with the sudden change in drama? So I told her about Nid, well I had to. She looked a little hurt and disappointed but she didn't yell or scream. She thought we had a date. We sorta smiled at each other and she walked away. I feel like a shit for doing that because she was so friendly before but I don't want to bring a girl with an attitude into a casual sexual encounter. And playing games is even worse.

For anyone who missed the point, I'm very sensitive to women's moods and if she just ain't with it than I just can't get it up. And I don't want to pay 2-3000 baht for a girl who doesn't really like me or has a bad attitude – and then not be able to get hard.

Nid finally appeared smiling and wearing a frumpy cotton dress with a white floral pattern and hair tied back with a clip. I almost didn't recognize her from that sexy dancer in a g string with hair flying a few minutes ago. We left and decided on watching a some muan thai boxing and so we went to that beer bar right by the entrance to walking street where they have boxing at night. We talked and laughed some more and hung out with the older girls behind the bar and discussing the various differences between fucking and making love. Gid sat on a stool right behind me up close and massaged my arms, chest, thighs and legs while I reached down and squeezed those hard leg muscles of hers. I bought the other girls a few drinks we were all having a lot of fun together and watching the fight.

After a while I can feel her breathing harder on my neck and ear and we are both getting very horny pressing our bodies together on the barstools. Finally we left and laughed at the other girls for reminding us to 'be careful'. We walked over to a baht bus to head back to my hotel, and as it made more stops and got more crowded, we teased and pressed each other even closer. We walked to my room with our arms around each other. We walked in and shut the door and started LFK. A few minutes of this and I am totally hard. She says 'I go showa' and I respect her wanting her privacy. She is a lady and in the Asian way she's kinda shy, even with all the flirting. She really was sweet and wanted to make me feel good.

She showers (another eternity) and comes out wrapped in a short towel and I go in and shower in 5 minutes. I'm a little shy too maybe so I come out in a towel but now she is laying on the bed on her left side completely naked with her right leg brought up and over a little and then I saw her huge bare pussy lips. I believe they are the pussy lips I've ever seen. I crawled on the bed and bent down to kiss her ass and pussy and we sat facing each other arms wrapped around each other making out and fingering each other. I laid her down gently on her back and slowly went down on her. Her nipples were so sensitive that she yelped and pushed me away a little if I sucked a little too hard. I positioned myself in front of her and lifted up her ass to feast on that wonderful pussy. I love to eat pussy and I don't like to stop until she is writhing and moaning. With Nid that only took a few minutes but I kept it up for at least 20 minutes. She was gripping my head in her vise grip dancer thighs and pressing my face harder into her pussy with her feet. I was almost gasping for breath until she she finally jerks away from my head laughing and giggling like I am tickling her. She lies down with her knees up and legs spread watching me pop a cap on. I notice a stream of juice (mine or hers?) from each of her pussy lips running down the back of her thighs to her ass. I am so hard and we are both really wet it just glides in. We spent the next 45 min or hour (?) fucking each other's brains out, moaning, yelling and laughing. We finally decided to take a break and sat down on the bed out of breath, sweating and smiling at each other.

Now this is what I love about southeast Asian women. They may be polite, discreet and demure and then become tigers in the bedroom. Unlike western women, they don't have these guilt feelings about sex. If it feels good it's OK. So simple. One American girlfriend I had didn't even want to talk about sex. I told her look, if we're going to be lovers tell me how you want me to please you so I can please you? She said 'well if you don't know I'm certainly not going to tell you. ' But I laugh about it now.

I digress. Oh yes – so anyway I slowly slid into her pussy and hovered over her in missionary position while I let her fuck me by supporting her hips in the air with just her hands and feet on the bed and moving harder and getting me as deep inside her as she could.

She gets a phone message (why didn't I tell her to power off before) and she disengages to see. Her friend is very seeeeck here I am licking and kissing her ass as she reads the message. Oh I just hate it when they do that. I told her I want to go long time and I really want to be with her and want her to stay. She say 'you feeneesh? ' I promise just niknoy more 'I want to come in your pussy, I really like you, kun jun jib, kun di maa etc etc. ' She said OK. Doggie up next for another 10 minutes or so with her jerking and swiveling and grinding her pussy against my dick. Finished in mish as promised with one of the most intense explosions I can remember. Of course I hadn't had sex in ten days – and then it was with myself!

We are both looking down at my dick moving in and out between those glistening pussy lips. She contracts her pussy muscles in the same rhythm of my spasms! Man what a feeling! This is incredible and makes me come even more. What a wonderful girl.

And so I have mixed feelings about the evening. I feel like such a jerk for going out on Gad like that, but her angry mood freaked me out. Sex should be fun and intense like it was with Nid and you shouldn't bring emotional baggage into a session or it just won't be very good. Nid showers again and she texts her friend. I told her if you want to go help your friend go ahead and I will give you something for short time. I don't know if I'll ever see her again because I'm ashamed to show my face now in Baccarra. No BJ and just LFK but she was worth every satang of 2000 baht, her sweet voice, sense of humor, kindness, a real lady in a beautiful body and those marvelous pussy mons.

Stay safe, QH

[Ekspat]

Has anyone ever rented a jet ski without getting shook down?

I've never rented a jetski, but would it help to make some pictures of the thing before the ride? Especially of scratches and marks or any other damages, even small ones?

Just an idea.

Cheers!

[LittleBigMan]

Was in AC last week and spoke to two girls that told me they went to Pattaya with their boyfriends. BOTH got scammed. Has anyone ever rented a jet ski without getting shook down?

I believe from what I have read and heard is that the operators particularly in front of Mikes shopping Center operating are the biggest scam artist and have the most complaints. I read a report in December that they even have a cop in the scam where as he comes and makes a settlement and he gets a cut!

Wish I had a few names and places to recommend that might be on the up and up but I don't sorry!

LBM

[Hillp44]

I'm with you. I'm here to enjoy myself, not impress otjers. I try to fuck them all.

Yep, sometimes opportunities present themselves and it's best to take them even if the presenter might not be the best looking. They are normally the best fucks.

[Hillp44]

Was in AC last week and spoke to two girls that told me they went to Pattaya with their boyfriends. BOTH got scammed. Has anyone ever rented a jet ski without getting shook down?

I think I read some where that this might have happened in 1996.