Pattaya Reports

[Opebo]

One LT session at 1000B versus three or four ST sessions at 500B is less money in their pockets.

Not to mention that dealing with some tiresome foreigner for 12+ hours straight is a lot more trouble and annoyance than three to four 50 minute bangs.

[Rocksoff]

I had told my friend in a massage shop in one of the soi 13s that I would visit her, and I was being a bit slow, so I got a couple of reminder sms's. Eventually I arrived, she looked up and saw me and smiled, she put out her hand and I took her fingers in mine and we went upstairs hand in hand, both smiling. She told me how she's been, and we talk about small things in our lives while she gives me a good massage. I feel very close to her, she's not trying to be sexy or coy. After a while I turn over and she keeps getting distracted by my balls. Before long she's masturbating me with an intent expression while I gaze into her eyes or play with her fingers or shove my hands under her clothes. When my cum almost hits the ceiling she laughs out loud and keeps giggling while cleaning up. I give her the usual 500 for massage and HJ and we make a movie date for her day off.

There was a pair of tasty morsels at the bar where I was staying, but neither of them was a sure thing so I thought it would be a good idea to go do a short-time first. I went by soi 6 and my favourite ladyboy mamasan alerted me that he had gotten new stocks in. I immediately spotted a little Buriram special and snapped her up. She got the good-luck poking-the-finger ceremony from a couple of other girls on the way up, while one of them was glaring at me."She lady you?" asked my new girl. Indeed, it's true, I used to go straight for that one before she started slathering on the war paint.

The new one was absolutely perfect spinner material, but I was rather tired and preoccupied, so I didn't really make the most of it. I enjoyed her the way you enjoy a good espresso (also short and dark!) without really thinking about it. But still you know it hits the spot and resonates in the back of your mind. 300 + 700.

I went back to the bar with the tasty morsels, and one took care of me very cutely and I whipped her at connect-four (which is a good thing, considering the Koh Chang report that I'll post in "Other Areas" later) , but it turned out that I was too tired to attempt her.

[TomJackin]

She loves doing oral but doesn't like having it done. I told her to just give what I had in store a try. She reluctantly gave in. But later it was a very good experience for her. I brought out The Accommodator.

http://www.amazon.com/California-Exo.../dp/B002JINP1C

Nice report Mr. E,

I noticed in the picture there was a snorkel nearby. I was wondering if you used that the same time you used The Accommodator? Or do you swap out devices as the mood changes?

[Jerboa]

Mr. Enternational,

Lot of drama and you certainly are one of those night owls. For me that kind of drama pussy or no pussy I would have been out of there in 5 minutes plus I'm in bed by 9pm!

Writing your story! It is a nightmare while being awake. When it comes to you saying she has her own money! I believe I can savely say 99. 999999% that although you refer to her as having her own money she it isn't her's. Screw her for as long as you can but when you get to know her better you will find out that she doesn't have any money! The house and car most likely was purchased by the Farang husband who pay cash for it and legally place it under her name. Their relationship most likely allow her to save some money and she might still be getting a monthly and now she out living it up but there will come a time when the well will start to dry! When she realized the cost to maintain her assets like having to service the car and buy insurance and make repairs. She won't be living it up drinking Remy Martin and will be drinking local whisky and working at a Bar looking for another sugar daddy because many think when they are still young that if they can do it once they can do it again. For some they do get lucky and find that thurder and lightling does strike twice.

You're experience and nothing to worry about when it comes to you since anyone who can venture to the Bush knows the ropes but even for me although interesting I recommend to everyone learn from your story and hit that pussy and when you're done run for the hills and change your cell number. This girl has no money and her friends don't either and if it's free now it won't be later because I've seen it before the whole bunch is trouble!

LBM

I disagree with you, one of the great things about LOS Is you can meet married / sponsored ladies like this, If they like you then you can experience a lot of fun, for them It's a power thing, hubby / sponsor Is back home, and they can spend his baht on partying and fucking a guy they like. If a guy just wants to get laid then sure they wouldn't bother.

[Jerboa]

Dude, I would suggest you read the forum 'thoroughly'. It may be too late as you are already well into your trip. But seriuosly, you should have read AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE before your trip. YOu could have gained valuable knowledge about all of your concerns based on other member's contributions to the forum.

Before I travel anywhere, I always do my homework. I want to have as much info in my arsenal as possible. This will save you by giving you foresight as to which course of action to take. When bullshit happens.

IF you are going to be there for a bit longer, read as many pages as you can to gain knowledge. You should know the going rate for walking street, bar girls, go-gos, etc. Then you have the leverage to negotiate. If you meet a girl, sit with her and negotiate. Based on this knowledge. As an American, you can use baseball. If the chick throws you strikes (these are red flags). Consider ditching her. There are TOO many girls out there to stress over one. Besides, use common sense. She is for hire but is giving a potential client (with money) grief? If the girl is throwing strikes, she is taking you for a fool (a newbie) , she is greedy, or maybe she just doesn't want to be with you. In any case, during discussions, if a girl is being difficult (or lets say not very pleasing) she will most likely not be a very good lay. If you are not getting the right vibe. Leave her.

One last thing, don't chase a hooker. You are the customer and you have what she wants. Money. If she is not walking WITH you, thats a problem. I would have stopped and ALLOWED her the opportunity to her walk back to me to find out whats up. If she would not come back, I would have turned and gone the other way. Remember, her sister, cousin, or whoever, is right up the street waiting just for you. You have plenty more fish out there. Move on to the next encounter, play safe, and most of all. HAVE FUN!

I have read literally thousands, and perhaps even tens of thousands of pages from this forum. Began reading it figure 1997 or so back in the days of Atta. Nearly went to Bali last Christmas, and skimmed / took notes on about some 2000 pages. When I leave, my notes are all categorized and ready.

Here I spent hours researching details where to go, eat, play, attractions etc. And these morons waste bandwidth. I really get pissed off With the usual type question of "Duhhhhhh, can I find any girl in Pattaya? Where are dey?"

Even this plane ride going to the BKK airport, met two morons on the plane. From somewhere down South, deep Red State. They wanted to go Bangkok to "git laid". I've been doing BKK since 1999, and I told them specifically where to stay, where to go, and a few rules. When we were getting our luggage, I asked them "You recall the hotel I recommended you stay at and where all the girls are, right?" They looked at me, completely blank and said "Hold on and let me get a pencil and paper."

At that time got my luggage and just left.

-Popper

Exactly, totally agree, I wish I'd had forums like this before I first went to LOS, same for me, when I go to a new place I make sure I've done my research, so I can have a great time, but some guys are either to lazy, or to stupid, 'where can I get laid In BKK? ' There Is just NO hope for some guys.

[Amjeck]

Now, I've never had such a large Thai gal. Had a few Americans that large (I think they are all that large now, eh). Never a Thai tho. So, figured bit different experience why not. Besides anyone could do a nine Gogo gal for 4000 baht. Takes a man to do one of these type gals. She wanted 1000 baht. Counteroffered w / 500. She agreed and off we went to my hotel room. Getting her to walk up four flights of steps was rather difficult. So much fat. And in the sack, she played cow girl, but only for perhaps 30 seconds before petering out. She fat and really unhealthy.

So overall terrible lay, but certainly not complaining. Call it a mercy lay. Fat gals need it too, or I guess they do. Gave her a 100 baht tip, and off she went. Was going to take a picture of her, but think I'd be banned from this forum. Most of those viewing her pic would probably throw up. Her stomach too was a complete disaster. Her stomach was not only pure fat, but also very damaged from pregnancy.

You shouldn't have to pay for crap like that! If you have a fetish for that type of thing and can't get it for free, I understand. But if you were desperate and paid for something that has zero market value, then you've done the mongering scene no good. Paying money for crap only ruins the market.

[Mr Enternational]

Last night I ran into the married chick at the disco again. I wanted to give her space though. At 3am I took a thick 23 year old home. She had some of the biggest tits I have seen in Asia. I wanted to take a picture for D Cups but she didn't let me. She said she had never taken pictures before. Half of the time we spent bickering about shit she has never done before. Then when it did come time for me to tear that ass up I was into in an hour before she started complaining about hurting. So I had to try to go to sleep with a hard dick and hope for better luck or to cum much sooner in the morning.

At 6am the married girl called and said she wanted to come over. The way she put it down the other day I didn't hesitate and told her to come. I woke the other girl up with 500 baht in my hand and told her to hit the road. She asked if I had another girl coming. I said yep. Before she arrived she called to see if I wanted anything from the store. I told her no but she brought a bunch of snacks and drinks anyway. All I was thinking about was fucking and sleeping. I don't know why these broads keep staying up until daylight. I have gotten too old for that.

She loves doing oral but doesn't like having it done. I told her to just give what I had in store a try. She reluctantly gave in. But later it was a very good experience for her. I brought out The Accommodator. http://www.amazon.com/California-Exo.../dp/B002JINP1C

I don't know if you gents know about this toy but a friend of mine hooked me to it 4 years ago. It is a dick strapped to your chin. Of course you look like a jacka$s/moron with it on and you feel like one the first couple of times, but after that you are ready to walk down the street with one on! The results are indescribable.

So after session, sleeping all day, and another session her friend picked her up to go pack or something. They are picking me up later to go to the market and bowling. This morning her friend told me never to worry about money with them. They don't mind paying for things. If I am cool with them, then they are cool with me. The friend was supposed to be on vacation but I guess they called her to come in tomorrow because that ship is coming. She was supposed to take my girl to the airport in BKK in the morning. She asked me if I would take her car and drive my girl to BKK tomorrow but I told her that I have to go to the airport tomorrow afternoon my damn self to go to Chiang Mai. So she will just have to take a taxi. I love this fuckin place.

[Mr Enternational]

A nice disco girl who I have known about 6 months made the mistake of taking me to the beach with her friends last week. One of her friends is a superstar and makes my heart skip a beat. My girl went back home to BKK on the 13th and since I have been trying to fuck her friend but she keeps giving me the run around because she doesn't want to do her friend like that. Yesterday I saw her in the disco and told her that while she keeps bullshitting I wanted her to go to Chiang Mai with me Monday. She sent me a text this morning saying,"U will pay everything for me? Ticket, place, food. And I need 1000 everyday cash, if you can. I will go with you, if can't. Better you go enjoy alone smile" Ticket 3000 baht, girl for 3 days 3000 baht. There was some hard contemplation for a minute but then I looked up some tours and decided I would go alone. Plus I would like to sample some of the local delicacies and I'm supposed to meet a couple of chicks from TLL.

[Popper1]

Dude, I would suggest you read the forum 'thoroughly'. It may be too late as you are already well into your trip. But seriuosly, you should have read AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE before your trip. YOu could have gained valuable knowledge about all of your concerns based on other member's contributions to the forum.

I have read literally thousands, and perhaps even tens of thousands of pages from this forum. Began reading it figure 1997 or so back in the days of Atta. Nearly went to Bali last Christmas, and skimmed / took notes on about some 2000 pages. When I leave, my notes are all categorized and ready.

Here I spent hours researching details where to go, eat, play, attractions etc ... and these morons waste bandwidth. I really get pissed off With the usual type question of "Duhhhhhh, can I find any girl in Pattaya? Where are dey?"

Even this plane ride going to the BKK airport, met two morons on the plane. From somewhere down South, deep Red State. They wanted to go Bangkok to "git laid". I've been doing BKK since 1999, and I told them specifically where to stay, where to go, and a few rules. When we were getting our luggage, I asked them "You recall the hotel I recommended you stay at and where all the girls are, right?" They looked at me, completely blank and said "Hold on and let me get a pencil and paper."

At that time got my luggage and just left.



--Popper

[Bill Goates]

After travelling around in the region for 4 weeks, I only had four days to enjoy P. And I did!

Yesterday was my last day here. After 6 encounters in the first three days, scoring 5-1 in terms of truly wonderful time with the locals (only DD let me down, or I had the wrong expectations) , I felt a liitle tired and planned for only 1 last activity.

In a beer bar near WS I saw a slightly older woman, better dressed than the norm, and with a certain style, towards the Hi-so look. Got interested, and asked her if she was the owner or something. She laughed and said that she just was older than most girls. I bought her a drink and we had a really nice conversation, different than the ususal also good, but different. After some 10 minutes of nice talkiing, she informed me, in a low voice, that if I was getting interested I should know that she had her period and could not boom boom.

Good to know.

But having so mu h fun I said I would barfine her Nd take her to dinner nearby just for the fun of it, and then I would continue elswhere. Said and done, good local food in a Soi in the area, very nice dinner, chit chatting with h and other people around. Walked her back, kissed her goodby, nd walked on up WS.

Without any real target, I went in to a few go go places I had not visited before. Same same, boring moves, eyes looking in the mirrors, service staff fighting about seating me in their areas etc.

Until I found a place in Soi 16 called Relaxxx. Looked better at first sight, sat down in the far end, looking up into the face of a very cute tiny girl dancing, full of energy, and 100% focus on me. I showed her I liked it, and soon she was on my lap. Her focus did not change, it was me, but now with full body contact. Somehow, suddenly another nice and warm one showed up from my left hand side, and just added to the ongoing heavy fondling, without saying a word. All smiles, great bodies, DFK and the lot for at least 30 minutes (and only one LD each!). Was looking good, but even more, I totally surrendered. Paid the bill, BF and away in a tuk tuk taxi.

I was a bit optimistic as we got into my room, but you never know with the go go girls, I have been told here at ISG. I did not need to worry. I put on some rock music, and in seconds they were continuing the party we had at their site. Only now even more erotic, dancing, stripping, one p. Why in my face, the other girl going for my fly, etc etc. Wow!

The water is running in the jacuzzi, and after brief showering we are having wet orgies in the tub, lots of fun and laughter, but more towards heavy erotic play. When I feel it is about time to move on, we dry each other up, constantly rubbing sensitive parts, and ends in the big bed.

After lots of DATY and outstanding BBBJ from the little spinner type, I f. Cked them one at a time, in all ways I am capable of. Finishing deep inside the more normal built kitten named Miao. The spinner called herself Kat.

Wow, what a way to end my short time here in P. I thought.

But, it was only 10. 30 when I kissed them goodby, and after 30 minutes contemplating, I decided to go and look for my girl at Billabong, who I met my first night here. Walked up to soi LK Metro, only to find that she was gone with another customer. OK, what now. Took a tuk to Soi 8, walked all the way down to Beach Road without seeing anything interesting. Took a new tuk to WS and started all over. Did not see anything that caught my eyes on the street itself, until suddenly this blonded little thai girl, dressed in a silk kimono comes running passed me and enters aplace I think is called Niu's go go, or something similar. My gut reaction was to follow her inside, I did, and behind the curtain she stood kind of waiting for me. Gave me a big kiss while taking of the silk! Welcome! She was totally wild, I had my fingers inside of her within less than one minute. She was constantly smiling, laughing, uttering words not to be understood, especially when I was all ove her. This all happens before even I have got a drink! Bought one for the two of us and sat down. She could not sit still, jumping, dancing, directing my hNds to wherever she wanted me to do her lovely body. Yes, lovely body. Man made boobs, but of the very best kind (it ususally turns me off, but not these).

After five minutes of non stop erotic play, I said the word boom boom, and she went up the roof of happiness, cried out loud, for everyone to hear, so happy. Her name is Dao, or similar.

They had heir own rooms next door, which at this hour suited me fine. Paid 1600 plus 400 for room, and off we went. Decent room. She is still happy / crazy / totally wild. After some DATY she shows good expertise in the art of smoking, and the fu. Ing is just as great. After some great time in different fashions, she withdraws, pulls off the condom and says: come in mouth! OK, I do not mind. Finishing all over her still smiling face.

What a way to finish my short session here in P it is now almost 3 am, I am happy and tired. Tuk tuk home, sleep comes fast. 7-1 to the great moments.

My aim has been, here as well as in BKK, to maximise the fun per hour, within my own budget. It was a true success.

BG

[LittleBigMan]

Mr. Enternational,

Lot of drama and you certainly are one of those night owls. For me that kind of drama pussy or no pussy I would have been out of there in 5 minutes plus I'm in bed by 9pm!

Writing your story! It is a nightmare while being awake. When it comes to you saying she has her own money! I believe I can savely say 99. 999999% that although you refer to her as having her own money she it isn't her's. Screw her for as long as you can but when you get to know her better you will find out that she doesn't have any money! The house and car most likely was purchased by the Farang husband who pay cash for it and legally place it under her name. Their relationship most likely allow her to save some money and she might still be getting a monthly and now she out living it up but there will come a time when the well will start to dry! When she realized the cost to maintain her assets like having to service the car and buy insurance and make repairs. She won't be living it up drinking Remy Martin and will be drinking local whisky and working at a Bar looking for another sugar daddy because many think when they are still young that if they can do it once they can do it again. For some they do get lucky and find that thurder and lightling does strike twice.

You're experience and nothing to worry about when it comes to you since anyone who can venture to the Bush knows the ropes but even for me although interesting I recommend to everyone learn from your story and hit that pussy and when you're done run for the hills and change your cell number. This girl has no money and her friends don't either and if it's free now it won't be later because I've seen it before the whole bunch is trouble!

LBM

[BeaverHunter]

Meet up with Bill Goates!

[Pipe Layer99]

..... But the whole point to me of coming over is to have an adult-Disneyland type of a good time, not just to fuck a couple of 10s. If that was the only case I definitely would not come this damn far. Colombia is much closer and they, along with Thailand, have the most beautiful women on the planet IMHO.

Whats up E! Disneyland for Adults. I like that. I'm on the countdown. Less that a month now. Since you talked me into taking the trip (all that arm twisting - wink). I have a favor to ask - Will you save some pussy for US?

Columbians are FINE (as in beautiful), this is true. However, you forgot about my favorite place.
Thai girls - haven't been there yet. Will tell you next month. Although I have seen some lookers (thanks for the pics guys). Especially from Kain and Rjsss. Again, thanks.

Sorry to hear about your long ass night. Damn bro. You are a nice guy and demonstrated patience. But I would have bailed with all that drama going on. Lucky for you in regards to the fact that you get to spend more time over there than most. Therefore, you can afford to be patient. I'm only going to have 10 days.

Thanks for the report. PL

[Pipe Layer99]

Dude, I would suggest you read the forum 'thoroughly'. It may be too late as you are already well into your trip. But seriuosly, you should have read AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE before your trip. YOu could have gained valuable knowledge about all of your concerns based on other member's contributions to the forum.

Before I travel anywhere, I always do my homework. I want to have as much info in my arsenal as possible. This will save you by giving you foresight as to which course of action to take. When bullshit happens.

IF you are going to be there for a bit longer, read as many pages as you can to gain knowledge. You should know the going rate for walking street, bar girls, go-gos, etc. Then you have the leverage to negotiate. If you meet a girl, sit with her and negotiate. Based on this knowledge. As an American, you can use baseball. If the chick throws you strikes (these are red flags). Consider ditching her. There are TOO many girls out there to stress over one. Besides, use common sense. She is for hire but is giving a potential client (with money) grief? If the girl is throwing strikes, she is taking you for a fool (a newbie) , she is greedy, or maybe she just doesn't want to be with you. In any case, during discussions, if a girl is being difficult (or lets say not very pleasing) she will most likely not be a very good lay. If you are not getting the right vibe. Leave her.

One last thing, don't chase a hooker. You are the customer and you have what she wants. Money. If she is not walking WITH you, thats a problem. I would have stopped and ALLOWED her the opportunity to her walk back to me to find out whats up. If she would not come back, I would have turned and gone the other way. Remember, her sister, cousin, or whoever, is right up the street waiting just for you. You have plenty more fish out there. Move on to the next encounter, play safe, and most of all. HAVE FUN!

[Hotman 666]

Not a bad Buddha holiday for me!

5-1 to the good ones, after three days in P.

BG

Hi B. G.

Well, for a first timer in L. O. S you are doing OK!

CONGRATULATIONS.

Keep up the good work and ENJOY!

(I allways do!)

Hotman