Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

Mr. Enternational,

Lot of drama and you certainly are one of those night owls. For me that kind of drama pussy or no pussy I would have been out of there in 5 minutes plus I'm in bed by 9pm!

Writing your story! It is a nightmare while being awake. When it comes to you saying she has her own money! I believe I can savely say 99. 999999% that although you refer to her as having her own money she it isn't her's. Screw her for as long as you can but when you get to know her better you will find out that she doesn't have any money! The house and car most likely was purchased by the Farang husband who pay cash for it and legally place it under her name. Their relationship most likely allow her to save some money and she might still be getting a monthly and now she out living it up but there will come a time when the well will start to dry! When she realized the cost to maintain her assets like having to service the car and buy insurance and make repairs. She won't be living it up drinking Remy Martin and will be drinking local whisky and working at a Bar looking for another sugar daddy because many think when they are still young that if they can do it once they can do it again. For some they do get lucky and find that thurder and lightling does strike twice.

You're experience and nothing to worry about when it comes to you since anyone who can venture to the Bush knows the ropes but even for me although interesting I recommend to everyone learn from your story and hit that pussy and when you're done run for the hills and change your cell number. This girl has no money and her friends don't either and if it's free now it won't be later because I've seen it before the whole bunch is trouble!

LBM

[BeaverHunter]

Meet up with Bill Goates!

[Pipe Layer99]

..... But the whole point to me of coming over is to have an adult-Disneyland type of a good time, not just to fuck a couple of 10s. If that was the only case I definitely would not come this damn far. Colombia is much closer and they, along with Thailand, have the most beautiful women on the planet IMHO.

Whats up E! Disneyland for Adults. I like that. I'm on the countdown. Less that a month now. Since you talked me into taking the trip (all that arm twisting - wink). I have a favor to ask - Will you save some pussy for US?

Columbians are FINE (as in beautiful), this is true. However, you forgot about my favorite place.
Thai girls - haven't been there yet. Will tell you next month. Although I have seen some lookers (thanks for the pics guys). Especially from Kain and Rjsss. Again, thanks.

Sorry to hear about your long ass night. Damn bro. You are a nice guy and demonstrated patience. But I would have bailed with all that drama going on. Lucky for you in regards to the fact that you get to spend more time over there than most. Therefore, you can afford to be patient. I'm only going to have 10 days.

Thanks for the report. PL

[Pipe Layer99]

Dude, I would suggest you read the forum 'thoroughly'. It may be too late as you are already well into your trip. But seriuosly, you should have read AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE before your trip. YOu could have gained valuable knowledge about all of your concerns based on other member's contributions to the forum.

Before I travel anywhere, I always do my homework. I want to have as much info in my arsenal as possible. This will save you by giving you foresight as to which course of action to take. When bullshit happens.

IF you are going to be there for a bit longer, read as many pages as you can to gain knowledge. You should know the going rate for walking street, bar girls, go-gos, etc. Then you have the leverage to negotiate. If you meet a girl, sit with her and negotiate. Based on this knowledge. As an American, you can use baseball. If the chick throws you strikes (these are red flags). Consider ditching her. There are TOO many girls out there to stress over one. Besides, use common sense. She is for hire but is giving a potential client (with money) grief? If the girl is throwing strikes, she is taking you for a fool (a newbie) , she is greedy, or maybe she just doesn't want to be with you. In any case, during discussions, if a girl is being difficult (or lets say not very pleasing) she will most likely not be a very good lay. If you are not getting the right vibe. Leave her.

One last thing, don't chase a hooker. You are the customer and you have what she wants. Money. If she is not walking WITH you, thats a problem. I would have stopped and ALLOWED her the opportunity to her walk back to me to find out whats up. If she would not come back, I would have turned and gone the other way. Remember, her sister, cousin, or whoever, is right up the street waiting just for you. You have plenty more fish out there. Move on to the next encounter, play safe, and most of all. HAVE FUN!

[Hotman 666]

Not a bad Buddha holiday for me!

5-1 to the good ones, after three days in P.

BG

Hi B. G.

Well, for a first timer in L. O. S you are doing OK!

CONGRATULATIONS.

Keep up the good work and ENJOY!

(I allways do!)

Hotman

[Run Mann]

Warning, took a girl (Nam) from Beach Road near the Soi 12 intersection. She is slim, pretty, has a wonderful smile, speaks good English and a has great sense of humour. However, in bed she freezers-up to the point where you to have to wrestle her to get any action. I couldn't be bothered so just told her to get dressed and leave. You have been warned.

Question, I always look for girls on Beach Road and always ask for long-time and look to pay Bt. 1,000. On previous trips it has taken me no more than 10 minutes to find a suitable girl who was more than willing to go with me. However, for this trip it was really hard work to find a girl willing to go long-time and then the minimum they were asking was Bt. 1,500 which seems excessive for Beach Road girls. Does anyone have any thoughts as to why?

Anyway, still a great place to go.

One LT session at 1000B versus three or four ST sessions at 500B is less money in their pockets.

[Mr Enternational]

Last evening was outside my hotel, figure near midnight. Grabbed two eggs for the 40 baht and this gal walked by me. Was tired, and just wanted someone. Anyone. This gal was half Chinese, half Thai. Most of these half's are darn sexy. Like incredible. That said, this gal was anything but. Would give her face about a four, and she bordering on 200 plus pounds.

Now, I've never had such a large Thai gal. Had a few Americans that large (I think they are all that large now, eh). Never a Thai tho. So, figured bit different experience why not. Besides anyone could do a nine Gogo gal for 4000 baht. Takes a man to do one of these type gals. She wanted 1000 baht. Counteroffered w / 500. She agreed and off we went to my hotel room. Getting her to walk up four flights of steps was rather difficult. So much fat. And in the sack, she played cow girl, but only for perhaps 30 seconds before petering out. She fat and really unhealthy.

That is what I'm talking about; adding adventure. He didn't fuck her because he had to, but only because he could. Shit 500 baht. He would have probably blown that on some bullshit anyway.

[Mr Enternational]

After the bad experience I had with the girls from DD, . So, I took my first steps ever on the beach road beach side sidewalk, looking for a nice FL there. Took me about two minutes to spot a young, innocent looking girl, very sweet, lovely smile, standing there all alone.

Lots of great food, mediocre wine and good vibes. She told me she had a bike and would like to drive us to my hotel. She managed to borrow or rent a helmet for me as well.

In the room she was very sweet but also very shy, but all in a very cute kind of way. Separate showers and then to bed. Not so shy there! Her "smoking" was wonderful, not too hard, not too soft. After a while she said that it was her first smoking without condom, because I had such a good heart! Thank You!

DATY very nice and highly liked by Jenny, she was almost in trance after 10 minutes of me eating her lovely p. Why. Great boom boom, came inside and both had happy smiles on our faces. As far away from DD as it gets!

Great report. One more man experienced that paying more doesn't guarantee you get a better session and the best things in life are cheaper.

[Jerboa]

That is definitely true. But I like to have some adventures. Just getting laid here doesn't require any effort at all. Only 2 words (Let's Go) and 300 baht. It can get pretty monotonous after so many times.

I was gona say something similar to Misteroc, but true you did have an adventure, 'you know I have husband' haha, only thing you could of ended up locked up In the monkey house for the night, for just trying to be the peacemaker.

How much did she pay you In the morning?

[Jerboa]

I went there early evening, talked to the guy I guess is in some kind of charge. From my list of girls, from their website, he could offer two. I said fine, and they arrived rather promptly at my doorstep.

Bad vibes from the very first minute. Cold, looking away, no signs of interest in me at all.

Unusal to get a starfish at DD, If your getting a bad vibe straight away then you should of sent them back right there.

[Bill Goates]

after the bad experience i had with the girls from dd, see report below, i woke up only to become aware of the buddha holiday thing yesterday. for an early afternoon activity, i tried a few places that were all closed, [CodeWord900] incl.

decided to go back to soi 6 and saigon bar, having had a very good one there the day before. they were also closed! walked down the soi, and found a rather cute girl at a bar called lisa's.

went inside, had a drink with her, and she showed only positive signs. after kissing and cuddling with my member for some good 10 minutes, we walked up. surprise! the room was even nicer that at saigon, and they even had aircon in the room, as well as tv, audio system and a little couch. bathroom and shower was in the hall though, but no big deal. met two other naked cuties on the way out from a lovely time showering together with my girl, named joy.

joy was pure joy, excellent bbbj, good kissing, great daty and boom boom in a tight, good looking and good smelling p. why.

so far. 4-1 in really good experiences.

but, what to do in the evening?

walked up and down ws two times, and met 3000 russian couples, but no good looking fl. was getting hungry and wanted good seafood. saw a few places that looked good, but wanted company with a good meal. so, i took my first steps ever on the beach road beach side sidewalk, looking for a nice fl there. took me about two minutes to spot a young, innocent looking girl, very sweet, lovely smile, standing there all alone. i walked up to her and asked her if she was hungry, and wanted to go to dinner with me. she looked a bit surprised by that approach, but admitted that she was hungry and would be happy to join me.

as we sat down and ordered some great seafood, i told her that if we both like each other after dinner, i would like her to join me in my hotel room. her english was ok and we had a good time eating and drinking. yes, this restaurant managed to serve both wine and beer last night. i asked the waiter if they were friends with the police, but he just said "no problem".

lots of great food, mediocre wine and good vibes. she told me she had a bike and would like to drive us to my hotel. she managed to borrow or rent a helmet for me as well.

in the room she was very sweet but also very shy, but all in a very cute kind of way. separate showers and then to bed. not so shy there! her "smoking" was wonderful, not too hard, not too soft. after a while she said that it was her first smoking without condom, because i had such a good heart! thank you!

daty very nice and highly liked by jenny, she was almost in trance after 10 minutes of me eating her lovely p. why. great boom boom, came inside and both had happy smiles on our faces. as far away from dd as it gets!

she wanted to stay, probably for ever, but i told her i always sleep alone, and that she had to go. no problems at all, no arguing or bad mood, just thankful and smiling as we kissed goodby.

not a bad buddha holiday for me!

5-1 to the good ones, after three days in p.

bg

[Trantinr]

Warning, took a girl (Nam) from Beach Road near the Soi 12 intersection. She is slim, pretty, has a wonderful smile, speaks good English and a has great sense of humour. However, in bed she freezers-up to the point where you to have to wrestle her to get any action. I couldn't be bothered so just told her to get dressed and leave. You have been warned.

Question, I always look for girls on Beach Road and always ask for long-time and look to pay Bt. 1,000. On previous trips it has taken me no more than 10 minutes to find a suitable girl who was more than willing to go with me. However, for this trip it was really hard work to find a girl willing to go long-time and then the minimum they were asking was Bt. 1,500 which seems excessive for Beach Road girls. Does anyone have any thoughts as to why?

Anyway, still a great place to go.

[Siam Dreamer]

a woman who has her own money, job, car, motorbike, and house was definitely a keeper

True indeed. And universally appreciated. Even in the DC Metro. Gold diggers galore.

Excellent report.

[Mr Enternational]

@mister Enternational,

Sounds like a helluva lot of work and drama to get laid once.

That is definitely true. But I like to have some adventures. Just getting laid here doesn't require any effort at all. Only 2 words (Let's Go) and 300 baht. It can get pretty monotonous after so many times.

[TomJackin]

Somehow ended up at Pump Station. Saw gal, and with 870 baht off we went up stairs. She was really something of a vixen. Little Popper did his job and lasted a good long time. However, this ended up as something of a problem. I mean, she sucked, pulled, spit on, and stretched Little Popper like friggin' taffy. I was pretty happy, but soon realized that Little Popper was not. At the end, Little Popper was in some pain. Looked him over closely, and there were teeth marks and some areas were rubbed pretty raw. Figured if Little Popper began to burn or drip, would take him to the hospital for some anti-bi's ASAP.

Whoever designed that "L" shape bar, with the cut-outs, and the little curtains, should have won the "Designer of the Year" award; pure genius!

Too bad about little popper getting all mangled like that. It sounds like you made the same mistake I did years ago on my first visit to the Pump Station. I picked the best looking gal before we went upstairs. She sucked, twisted, and yanked and I had to stop her, because I still had a week to go in Pattaya, and I didn't want my dick in a cast. I asked for someone with more experience, and in comes some great-grandmother. She sits on the milking stool and within a minute I was finished. The moral here is that you are not going to see her face anyway, just watch the porn, and let grandma do her job.