Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I just cannot get enough of my big tits girl pussy in Pattaya.

I saw big tits today about 12:30 on Beach Road. I told her that I wanted her for short time later. However, she does not have a phone. It's 6pm now and I'm going to go see if I can find her again. If not, I will go hit one of the back woods girls for 200. I am supposed to meet my gf at Central Festival at 6:30 for bowling but I'm going to call and tell her to make it 7.

[Forever69]

.......Turn the f***in' music down, switch to tunes that don't alienate and cause internal bleeding to your core audience (say, anyone over 20 years old) and watch the baht roll in.

You're absolutely right about that, not that I would single out misty's for that but in general I think that the club managers are totally out of touch who actually comes to their places and shells out money as far as the music selection and volume is concerned. I remember going to country road on suk in Bankok just for that reason.

[Amjeck]

Henry,

I was at soi 6 a few week ago I did barfine a hot little cutie from issan for the night, I go to Pattaya twice a yr price of the girl is going up the bar want 500 bht for all night barfine the girl want 1200 bht and most hot one want 1500 bht and up, with the US dollar is so low 31. 8 for one dollar Pattaya is not a bargin any more, there are not many monger in Thailand right now most hotel is half full and you can get some deal.

Fast Eddie 48

The 1200 and 1500 quotes were from soi6 bargirls for LT?

BEER BARS (not soi6) (18-21yo market):
I recently had one beer bar girl quote me 1500 ST and another 2000ST. Both were young an cute, but neither would budge on price. I've found that most beer bar girls will gladly go for 1000ST, but not so many will go for 500-700 anymore.

[HenryV]

Visited Soi 6 two years ago and twice took a gal with me. Wend to a bar on Second Rd that has great music videos. Can't remember the name of it, was a block or two north of Soi 13/2.

But I digress, yes, if they agree, you can take girls with you.

I was under the impression Soi 6 was strictly on-site P4P. I spotted a few hotties on the soi, but did not indulge, as i didn't fancy the idead of spending a few hours in those dodgy rooms.
Had I known you can take-out I would have spent my entire holiday walking the Soi :-)

I'm off to Pattaya in October and will make a b-line for the street of shame.

[Chachi420]

Henry,

I was at soi 6 a few week ago I did barfine a hot little cutie from issan for the night, I go to Pattaya twice a yr price of the girl is going up the bar want 500 bht for all night barfine the girl want 1200 bht and most hot one want 1500 bht and up, with the US dollar is so low 31. 8 for one dollar Pattaya is not a bargin any more, there are not many monger in Thailand right now most hotel is half full and you can get some deal.

Fast Eddie 48

I was under the impression Soi 6 was strictly on-site P4P. I spotted a few hotties on the soi, but did not indulge, as i didn't fancy the idead of spending a few hours in those dodgy rooms.
Had I known you can take-out I would have spent my entire holiday walking the Soi :-)

I'm off to Pattaya in October and will make a b-line for the street of shame.

[Fast Eddie 48]

Can I get a review on Soi 6 bars, i.e., places where you had a good experience, names (if you have any) and, most importantly, places to avoid.

Thank you.

Henry,

I was at soi 6 a few week ago I did barfine a hot little cutie from issan for the night, I go to Pattaya twice a yr price of the girl is going up the bar want 500 bht for all night barfine the girl want 1200 bht and most hot one want 1500 bht and up, with the US dollar is so low 31. 8 for one dollar Pattaya is not a bargin any more, there are not many monger in Thailand right now most hotel is half full and you can get some deal.

Fast Eddie 48

[Doppel One]

Another one of my favorites is club misty's which has very good looking girls and an overall friendly and open atmosphere but needs to be tried for a beer to appreciated, not many punters there maybe because of the blue lighting when you come in first.

It isn't so much the blue lighting on the way into Club Misty that's off-putting so much as the deafening techno/hip hop crap once you're in there. There are some good looking girls in the joint but personally I've never made it past the first drink before my bleeding ears have forced a retreat. If anyone from Club Misty is reading this and is remotely interested may I suggest a quick fix to the putting-bums-on-seats problem. Turn the f***in' music down, switch to tunes that don't alienate and cause internal bleeding to your core audience (say, anyone over 20 years old) and watch the baht roll in.

[HenryV]

Can I get a review on Soi 6 bars, i.e., places where you had a good experience, names (if you have any) and, most importantly, places to avoid.

Thank you.

[Bugzy 69]

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[Nvslim]

Tomjackin, just wanted to thank you for a great read. I am in the process of making my vacation dates and was thinking about Penthouse Hotel. Also, thanks for mentioning some of the establishments you went to whether it was a gogo or resturant. You gave a newbie such as myself some helpful information and it's much appreciated.

You can cut out a bunch of the text instead of posting the long report all over again. Just make sure the "QUOTE=Beaverhunter" and "/QUOTE" are at the top and bottom. Save a little bandwidth and space.

Slim

[Forever69]

What's Up is probably the most overrated and mercenary go-go bar in Pattaya, and I will never visit the place again. The girls are OK. It's the management that sucks.

There are many gogo bars in Pattaya, obviously. I like to check out some nice pussy once in a while.

But aside from baccara which has nice and comfy seating and a decent show too I would like to mention casanovy. I think it is often overlooked when coming in to walking street it is the second establishment of that sort on the right. They have nice girls dancing in the center isle pleasant music and good drought beer for 65 bt or so and overall good service. Check it out.

Another one of my favorites is club misty's which has very good looking girls and an overall friendly and open atmosphere but needs to be tried for a beer to appreciated, not many punters there maybe because of the blue lighting when you come in first.

[Mr Enforcer]

To mr Enforcer,

I been there many time just last week never see anyone get BJ downstair before, I am sure is avalible try ann and bee last week great BBBJ cim.

Fast Eddie 48

Thanks Eddie. I had Bee give me a blowie in May and she knew what she was doing. Do you know if the girl called Katy on the website is a blowie girl or just the cashier?. She looks very nice. I would just like to go there one night and listen to the old English guy singing while I am having a beer and getting a BJ in the lounge. That is just my idea of fun, of course.

[Daddy07]

What's up agogo:

Visited here in February and April and I thought it was the best gogo in Thailand. Some very attractive girls without bad attitudes, lots of entertainment, well-run and enjoyable to spend some time in.

Visited again last week and was pretty disappointed. Lots of ugly girls, and just a much worse vibe than before. What happened? Did a mamasan leave?

What's Up is probably the most overrated and mercenary go-go bar in Pattaya, and I will never visit the place again. The girls are OK ... it's the management that sucks.

[Redfield10]

What you have to realize is that the quality of the gogo's change all the time.

Best to check to see what the current status is.

Cheers!

What's up agogo:

Visited here in February and April and I thought it was the best gogo in Thailand. Some very attractive girls without bad attitudes, lots of entertainment, well-run and enjoyable to spend some time in.

Visited again last week and was pretty disappointed. Lots of ugly girls, and just a much worse vibe than before. What happened? Did a mamasan leave?

[BeaverHunter]

Thursday

After checking in to the Penthouse I headed out to one of the small bars near the hotel looking for my favorite Mamasan; she was no longer working there as of 5 years ago (so I was told). So I thought I might have been in the wrong bar, so I decided to go to the next one; not there either. But who was there was one of the smallest, sweetest, and cutest ladies I had the pleasure of running into; her name was Dang. After spending 15 minutes with her, I knew I would like to spend more time with her. I paid her LT barfine (1600bt) and off we went. First stop, I wanted to go to Food Land to stock up on wine and champagne.

Once back in the room, I let Mr. Bubble perform his magic in the jacuzzi. Dang has never seen a jacuzzi, no less Mr. Bubbles' magic and seemed a bit nervous as the bubbles grew higher and higher, but once in, she giggled and played with the bubbles like a little girl. It was moments like this when I kick myself in the ass for staying away from Pattaya for 6 years. Off to the big bed with mirrors everywhere. Sometime during the festivities, Pattaya lost power in my area, which seemed like 1. 5 to 2 hours – she napped a bit, and I watched her nap; life was good.

Went to the Beer Garden for dinner, because that's where she wanted to go. All of my trips to Pattaya, I have never been there; somehow I missed it. After dinner, Dang wanted to go back to the room to explore the swing and dance pole; couldn't say no to that.

Friday

Dang and I woke up at 9:30 and there was one hell of a rainstorm going on. She left around 11; diamond in the rough indeed.

Stopped by Dang's bar and told her it was "boy night out", she said no problem. Because of my room, I was offered a free bottle of champagne at the Kitten Club. The club has change quite a bit. The club is now ½ ladyboys and ½ ladies. I sat on the lady side and enjoyed the champagne and the hot ladies. BTW, the Kitten Club and Obsessions are the same club; two different doors, but the same club inside, just depends on your taste what side you sit on. Off to other gogo bars.

First stop was the Peppermint for the 59bt happy hour. The place was packed and full of wonderful ass eye candy. On to Baccara, I love this place – sat in one of the big chairs and enjoyed life. The next place was the Cavern – nicely done with a great selection of ladies. A did a couple of open bars for a bit (happy hour was finished) and was headed down walking street towards X-zone and heard my name, it turned out to be one of the guys that was on both planes with me; Mike.

The X-zone, what a great recommendation! I have never been to a bar where I was fisting women and getting my cock sucked within two hours. I had a fucken blast in this place. One of the main performers latched on to me as soon as I walked in the place and she kept me in tow until short time was finished. She turned out to be a portable ice machine as well, I know because she kept refreshing my mix drink. I must admit that Mike and I did drop some bucks in this place. Between the performers, servers, Mamasan, Mike, and I, my guess is that blew through 60-70 shots of tequila. The lady that latched on to me was completely buck wild. She had blonde streaks though her hair; don't recall her name. After her stage show, she dragged me into one of the booths and decided to suck me in between shots; no problem. Momasan moved her to the back stage and she made sure I would follow; and I did. She did some more sucking back there and told me she would spend 3 hours with me for short time; I told her it would not take that long. I questioned myself briefly; do I want to short time a girl that I fisted and had multiple fingers in her ass for several minutes; fuck yeah! I came across this stunner and pulled her over to talk to Mike; he was gone shortly thereafter. Short time was 1000bt for the girl, 800 for bar, and 200 for the room. Tequila drunk Mamasan waved the room charge. The room I went to was directly behind the back stage with a large wide window with a curtain that could be opened to view what was going on in the bar. We opened the curtain a bit, but I had my hands full with one of the wildest women I have ever been with.

After that, Mike and I headed to Dang's bar and it was near closing time. So after a couple of drinks, Mike headed back to his hotel in Jomtiem, but I was not ready for bed. I noticed that Sin Bin bar was still open and got there about 2:30 (like I needed more drinks). So I decided to have another drink; the sailor still strives inside me. It is quite interesting to sit at a table with 5 drunken Thai women; I now had 5 Thai girlfriends. OMG, things just got silly only after a couple of rounds. It appeared that they all wanted to practice their kissing skills; no problem. I don't remember one name from that table, which I sat at until 4:30, or any other woman I met during that night. I do remember that it was one hell of a night!

Saturday

Easy day was overdue; I needed it bad. Picked up Dang and headed to Jomtiem Beach. Mike met up with us and we started planning the next night out. Back to the room for more jacuzzi/bubble operations. Later that evening we headed to Cabbages & Condoms restaurant at the Birds & Bees Resort. We got one to the tree deck tables with a great ocean view. The restaurants are a huge part of their communities and somehow or another, they provide great Thai food for a reasonable price. We had 4 mixed drinks, 2 appetizers, and 2 main dishes for less than 1200bk.

Got dropped off near walking street and decided to walk off some of the food. I asked her if she wanted to check out a gogo bar; she played along. Wasn't her thing; go figure. So we finished our drinks and headed back to the room for more jacuzzi/bubble operations.

Sunday

Lazy morning and afternoon. Told Dang it was "Boy night out" again; she said no problem. She asked if she could stay in my room instead of working in the bar; I said no problem as well. Met Mike at the beer garden, had a couple of drinks and off we went. Stopped at the Airport first and it was near the shift change and the sharks were hungry; asking for drinks and donations which got old quickly. Mike has never been to Baccara, so we stopped there next. We sat in the big chairs and watched the shift change. For 59bt a drink, we were not in any hurry. Once things got going, Mike and I came to an agreement; these were some of the hottest dances we had seen thus far. Then one dancer came in the rotation and she was a "dancer. " She worked that pole and worked up Mike and me as well. I figured she was getting thirsty, so I brought her over for a drink. Her name is Oil and she is 27, looked 22 at the most. Mike and I spotted another hottie, who looked thirsty as well; we brought her over as well. A great time at Baccara. Off to Happy!

I was also impressed in the quality of girls at Happy. A lady drink is 105bt, I guess throughout the night. A couple of hotties came off the stage and Mike and I directed them to our two extra chairs. Mine, no English and only the third day on the job, not a great figure, but a stunning face. Mike went more for the body and his lady had a great one to boot. Another thing I really like about the place is that the girls take their sweet time drinking their refreshing tonic water; no hurry whatsoever. There were two dancers that took the stage on the back poles and I got worn out just watching these ladies-they were extremely hot dancers; unlike I have ever seen in SEA. Guys were trying to buy them drinks before that reached the second pole. They kept on dancing through the entire pole rotation; the energy level was incredible!

All horned up, headed back to the X-zone. My buck wild lady was not there, but fear not, there were a couple of others. I used the same condom for the second fisting (her friend I guess), and while in mid stroke, the condom exploded. Not just opening on one end, but literally exploding into several pieces. This was a bad sign; did not go with her. Instead, I went with Mike's recommendation, the lady he had a couple of nights ago. Her name is Tak; very hot in the club and in the sack! Came out of the short time room; lost Mike.

I still wanted to hit a couple of recommend places, so I started with What's Up. The place has a great look and nice feel about it; had a drink and then off to the Beach. I agree with other ISG members, there were a lot of young hotties in that place. Decided on one more bar before calling it a night, off to the Windmill. A tad similar to X-zone, but the Windmill had a lot of drink seeking sharks. I was approached by 6-7 women that either wanted a soda, orange juice, or something other than a beer or mixed drink. There was a bell hanging next to one of the stages with a sign that stated if the bell is rung, 1000bt would buy a round for all the ladies. I learned the drink was tequila and it appeared some did not care for tequila. So even though I was tempted to ring the bell, the temptation passed and instead I left.

Monday and Tuesday were R&R days with Dang. Took her to Tiger Zoo, and even though I thought it was a bit lame; she loved the place. Monday evening we walked to Ruen Thai Restaurant. I have always like that place and always had a good meal there. She enjoyed the food, as well as the Thai classical band and dancers. Dang and I still had a whole bottle of Mr. Bubble left, so plenty of jacuzzi/bubble operations during the last couple of days.

All and all, it was one of the best trips I have ever made to LOS. I got to experience more of the culture, watching some of the hottest dancers in SEA, playing with some naughty ladies, and had the best GFE since I was stationed in Subic Bay in the late 1980s. I will not wait another 6 years to return!

Tomjackin, just wanted to thank you for a great read. I am in the process of making my vacation dates and was thinking about Penthouse Hotel. Also, thanks for mentioning some of the establishments you went to whether it was a gogo or resturant. You gave a newbie such as myself some helpful information and it's much appreciated.