Pattaya Reports

[Showdown]

I saw big tits today about 12:30 on Beach Road. I told her that I wanted her for short time later. However, she does not have a phone. It's 6pm now and I'm going to go see if I can find her again. If not, I will go hit one of the back woods girls for 200. I am supposed to meet my gf at Central Festival at 6:30 for bowling but I'm going to call and tell her to make it 7.

She's got a phone for sure. She called yesterday with one of those "sick buffalo and needs some money" stories that Thai girls tell. She didnt know you and thats maybe why she didnt give it to you. I'll ask her can I give her number to you.

WOW E. I like mongering with Beach Girls rather than go-go or MP girls because they are plainer and simpler but you went beyond even what I could do with this girl! Just looking at the sores on her face was enough to make me put on a condom just reading your report! God knows I hope you didnt BBBJ with this girl!

[1Ball]

I think Mr. E deserves standing "O" for actually being able to get it up in such abject conditions.

I think my dick would have grown legs and run off by itself.

[Nixonbd]

What an oustanding skank report. I hope you have been defuminigated by now, she has been treated for whatever she carries (that you, mercifully, may be spared of) and everything is hunky door. The things we do for love!
Her cum shot gave a pretty good idea of her degree of skankiness.
Not asking about hygienic standards, but her kitty looks inviting.

Now that's what they mean by "trickle down economics." Hope the clinic has something for that ___________________(fill in in about 3-days).

[Vittu]

What an oustanding skank report. I hope you have been defuminigated by now, she has been treated for whatever she carries (that you, mercifully, may be spared of) and everything is hunky door. The things we do for love!
Her cum shot gave a pretty good idea of her degree of skankiness.
Not asking about hygienic standards, but her kitty looks inviting.

[Doppel One]

I didn't want her to stop sucking me but in order to get my 200 baht worth I had to try her out in mish and doggy.

Not so long ago I was suckered into purchasing a 180 baht ladies drink on Soi 8 so I appreciate a man who seeks and finds genuine value for money in Pattaya.

She's not quite the type you'd want to take back and introduce to the family, judging by her pic, but an experience no-doubt and a great report.

Thanks!

[Hummer Bird]

This post is for real mongers; meaning those that will fuck anything that moves,....I parked my motorbike in the grass ... I got dressed and found my way back up the path to my bike and rode off into the sunset.

Yeah that is like the docks in sihanoukville. Anyways your lucky it did not cost you 300.000 baht!! Very common to have your motorbike nicked, and never a trace to be found. your very lucky indeed!!!

[Martin00]

So only very bad looking girls over there?

Are they not allowed to reach the beach road?

Maybe there is the police doing some selection!

[Suntangh R]

This post is for real mongers; meaning those that will fuck anything that moves, anywhere, at the drop of a hat

She was out of that box so fast I honestly don't even remember seeing her get dressed. But I guess when yaba calls. By now it was getting dark. I got dressed and found my way back up the path to my bike and rode off into the sunset.

The Title of the report should be " Believe It or Not". Different strokes for different guys! I need to rush to the loo. I'm feeling Queasy!

No personal innuendos; but Mr E., you must be desperate!

[Member #4351]

Mr Enternational,

Fantastic post and photos! Worthy of the Reports of Distinction thread.

[Mr Enternational]

This post is for real mongers; meaning those that will fuck anything that moves, anywhere, at the drop of a hat. This is definitely not for those who have to be sitting up in an air-conditioned soapie or someone who is afraid of Beach Road. I had to go deep into the bowels of mongerdom to get this one. That's right. I finally mongered at the infamous "back woods" joint at the end of Walking Street that Goyave told us about. Now I can say that I've done it and there is no need to return.

When I arrived there wasn't a choice. There was only one person lying out under some trees on a mat with dogs (another showed up at the shack while we were doing the deed). And I do believe she may have come up with fleas. As soon as I drove up she popped to attention and asked if I wanted her. I told her yes and asked how much. She held up 3 fingers and I countered with 2 fingers. She agreed so I parked my motorbike in the grass and followed her down a dirt path past a couple of makeshift homes that were made with old boards and not much else.

When we arrived at her box/house she opened the door, kicked off her shoes and climbed inside. Not wanting to be rude I removed my shoes as well. We took our clothes off in the bedroom section where if you were kneeling then your head would almost be touching the ceiling. She immediately starting sucking my dick. And oh what good head it was. I had to stop her so that I could grab my camera out of my bag. I "asked" her if she mind if I took pictures. She happily obliged and went back to her job without skipping a beat. It seemed like there was only one thing on her mind. And that one thing was getting a hit of yaba.

I didn't want her to stop sucking me but in order to get my 200 baht worth I had to try her out in mish and doggy. After that I tried to hurry and give her a cumshot to the mouth because while she was feasting on my dick the mosquitoes were feasting on my ass...literally. I couldn't wait to get back to my apartment to detox my body after subjecting it to quite an experiment so after the last cum in mouth pictures I reached for my bag and pulled out 200 baht to give her.

She was out of that box so fast I honestly don't even remember seeing her get dressed. But I guess when yaba calls.... By now it was getting dark. I got dressed and found my way back up the path to my bike and rode off into the sunset.

[Mr Enternational]

I just cannot get enough of my big tits girl pussy in Pattaya.

I saw big tits today about 12:30 on Beach Road. I told her that I wanted her for short time later. However, she does not have a phone. It's 6pm now and I'm going to go see if I can find her again. If not, I will go hit one of the back woods girls for 200. I am supposed to meet my gf at Central Festival at 6:30 for bowling but I'm going to call and tell her to make it 7.

[Forever69]

.......Turn the f***in' music down, switch to tunes that don't alienate and cause internal bleeding to your core audience (say, anyone over 20 years old) and watch the baht roll in.

You're absolutely right about that, not that I would single out misty's for that but in general I think that the club managers are totally out of touch who actually comes to their places and shells out money as far as the music selection and volume is concerned. I remember going to country road on suk in Bankok just for that reason.

[Amjeck]

Henry,

I was at soi 6 a few week ago I did barfine a hot little cutie from issan for the night, I go to Pattaya twice a yr price of the girl is going up the bar want 500 bht for all night barfine the girl want 1200 bht and most hot one want 1500 bht and up, with the US dollar is so low 31. 8 for one dollar Pattaya is not a bargin any more, there are not many monger in Thailand right now most hotel is half full and you can get some deal.

Fast Eddie 48

The 1200 and 1500 quotes were from soi6 bargirls for LT?

BEER BARS (not soi6) (18-21yo market):
I recently had one beer bar girl quote me 1500 ST and another 2000ST. Both were young an cute, but neither would budge on price. I've found that most beer bar girls will gladly go for 1000ST, but not so many will go for 500-700 anymore.

[HenryV]

Visited Soi 6 two years ago and twice took a gal with me. Wend to a bar on Second Rd that has great music videos. Can't remember the name of it, was a block or two north of Soi 13/2.

But I digress, yes, if they agree, you can take girls with you.

I was under the impression Soi 6 was strictly on-site P4P. I spotted a few hotties on the soi, but did not indulge, as i didn't fancy the idead of spending a few hours in those dodgy rooms.
Had I known you can take-out I would have spent my entire holiday walking the Soi :-)

I'm off to Pattaya in October and will make a b-line for the street of shame.

[Chachi420]

Henry,

I was at soi 6 a few week ago I did barfine a hot little cutie from issan for the night, I go to Pattaya twice a yr price of the girl is going up the bar want 500 bht for all night barfine the girl want 1200 bht and most hot one want 1500 bht and up, with the US dollar is so low 31. 8 for one dollar Pattaya is not a bargin any more, there are not many monger in Thailand right now most hotel is half full and you can get some deal.

Fast Eddie 48

I was under the impression Soi 6 was strictly on-site P4P. I spotted a few hotties on the soi, but did not indulge, as i didn't fancy the idead of spending a few hours in those dodgy rooms.
Had I known you can take-out I would have spent my entire holiday walking the Soi :-)

I'm off to Pattaya in October and will make a b-line for the street of shame.