Pattaya Reports

[Showdown]

If you guys remember I told you I developed relationships with two girls in Pattaya who find me milkers. I pay them 200 baht for every milker they find for me. They get 300 baht if they go in the room to make sure all goes well and they get 500 if they join in. It’s a good thing to develop a relationship with these girls if you are looking for something specific and don’t want to deal with hunting for it or getting turned down over and over.

Anyhow my contact, Oy, called me and said she had a 19 year old that was dripping like a fire hose. Oy told me this girl literally would soak a shirt in ten minutes there was so much milk. And she only wanted 500 baht for pics, anal and my latest request facials.

The girl-I cant even remember her name-was average in looks and shy. But see that is what my contact is there with me for. To tell the girl what I want, how I want it and to make sure it happens. With my contacts I know they will make sure I won’t get ripped off and I will be 100% pleased. Oy made sure this all happened as always.

The girl was really dripping. I mean she popped those milk jugs out and she starting really really leaking milk. I made her sit there for ten minutes and watched her soak a towel. She never had to even touch her tits to do this. I videotaped the whole thing. Then I made her fill a small glass with milk and she drank it. Yummy.

Then I started fucking her. Oy coached her while I did it. The girl was a newbie and seemed unsure of what to do. It is sort of hot to have a girl coaching a girl as you are pounding the hell out of her. As I was fucking the milker Oy starts licking my balls. Absolute heaven. When I switched to anal I could see it really was hurting her so I stopped.

Then as I was pounding the milker missionary she really starting leaking. It was streaming down her sides as her tits bounced all around. I couldn’t hold it anymore and I shot the mother of all cumshots on her tits. I just couldn’t aim for her face as I had to let it go. The newbie seemed surprised at so much cum. I want to see if I could go even further-I told Oy that if she ate the cum I would give the newbie another 300 baht.

She cleaned up every drop of cum off her tits with her fingers and ate it all. I could tell she didn’t like it but she did it.

Afterwards I paid the newbie her 800 baht and I took Oy to Hard Rock Café for a bite to eat. She is a good kid and always is nice to talk to and hang out with. I gave her 1k(she really did a good job) and she told me a friend of hers-with 44DD-yes that’s right-was coming from Korat to stay with her. Now I know Thai girls lie but Oy never has and she knew the exact size of her friends tits because she said she wanted me to have her first when she came to Pattaya. She said the girl doesn’t have milk but in this case her boob size will make up for it. Ill be sure to report.
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[New Old Guy]

Sorry, have you posted on this place before? Could you point me in the right direction (e.g., name of the place)?

I can certainly give it away. Behind Big C (central) there are few "no fun for falang" clubs and discos, like Holliwood and Noir. On that road, the only crossing has a sign "Korean Garden", drive up 50 mts and are you are there.

It is the most quiet, convenient and affordable place I have found so far.

[New Old Guy]

This happens when one is stupid. I must be very stupid as I got busted three times already in my life and none of these was a nice experience.

Yesterday evening I stop by my fixed lady new room (3, 000 b. Monthly, appears decent but no A/C and no cooking corner). She is not there, so happy as a motherfucker I tought I had I broken free and go for adventures as the night approaches.

One approach I like, altough of not very high effectiveness is to hook up beauties as they go by. Well yesterday for the first fucking time a truly gorgeous responds positively and off we go for preliminary drinks (I must check attitudes first). This one, a 9. 5 overall, tall, very cute face teeth hair hands ears toes you name it, she had it right. And nice attitude too.

She suggest I call her back a little later has she was going to party with friends to which I propose we have a short test drive instead. Mandatory stopy at the mart, I ask what she wants, at first she is undecided then she gets some sort of gourment chocolate in a cubic box, 150 b, WTF?!

Anyway, charged with the fine catch I motormarch to the resort, there sitting by the guard, are the bad news: "Official lady" with an ashes face.

Oh well, have to deal with the situation I guess. Park motorbike, tell young girls evertyhing is fucked up, to which she does not seem too impressed. As she leaves with taxi money, she crosses few words with "official lady", for which I would have paid for a translation, no matter how derogatory of myself.

Now, have to say the ensuing confrontation was handled by both sides with reasonable composture. I just made sure my leatherman tool was safely put aside. She had very good points. First of all, she tagged along three days full time by my request, without giving me a single moment of bullshit ever and no hles barred in bed, anytime. Then, she had gave me her number, I could have just called and said I wanted to be alone or with someone else. Lazy as I am, I never did. Having her wait 4 hours for me by the gate was also another thing I would not have put up myself either.

My points were weak and not sure if they come much across due the language barrer. I think the most effective one was like "This is Pattaya, your choice to be here". Anyway, I felt embarassed as I clearly wronged her.

Fortunately, this drama did not lasted too long, cannot really compare to the other serious busts in my life. Some Bath changed hands (that I had already planned to give anyway) and off she went by her older friend motobike (no sure why she had to call her over).

What really strikes me in all this, is how quick the younger lady was in grabbing the fine chocolate as she took off on contigency. Fortunately, she left the featherlite condoms, that are very good by the way.

[New Old Guy]

This is for you all meth lovers (just joking).

On Beach road yesterday, I see a quite young girl, darker complexion, slim and very pretty face of delicate features. She is also nicely dressed and appears to be about to have a clean meal from a box, plus bottled water. As I sit, she waves an high five and some jokeful expression, so I tought well at least I found a funny girls to start with. Well, not really. As I look at her I realize she is completely gone, still has movements control but talks incoherently, sweeping between all kinds of facial expression. I ask "what you took? " and she comes back straight: BA. I am impressed because her behavoir seems more like true schizophrenia rater than a trip of any sort. Such a pity, she was no doubt one of the most attractive around yesterday. I ask the women sitting on the same bench if they will take care of her, to which they answer yes. Well, I'm not so convinced, but do hope so.

I leave, an move on. No more beach road for tonight.

[ThaiLearner]

Thanks ThaiLearner! Can you tell me something about this place? How is service? And how much do you have to pay?

Thank you

Sorry never been it hasn't been open very long

[Betong]

body massage in a small road near to soi Diana, I think the road is phattayasaisong 11.

Yes, that's the official name of Soi Honey, and what you saw was the brand new Honey soapie. Somebody was already complaining about it here but a friend went a couple weeks ago and was extremely pleased. As usual at Pattaya soapies, the girls tend to be a bit older (generally upper 20s), so it probably wouldn't be the place to go to find young ones.

[Kumbu]

I then take a cab and ask to be brought to Nana...They giggle at it, not wanting to deprieve the other waiting drivers of a laugh, I repeat it loud so they can all hear, they make signs of approval at me and one get out of the line to shake my hand!

I envy your self confidence. Or perhaps the excessive liquor?

she fuckls me silly so that I have no energy to look other directions

Ah yes, the old 'fuckl me silly' routine - I know it well

...proceed to my favorite Korean resort, only 800b for a nicely decorated "bungalow", swimming pool, great location behind Big C.

Sorry, have you posted on this place before? Could you point me in the right direction (e.g., name of the place)?

[Bubba999]

Spot on - nice one!!

Very appropriate as many of the expats/visitors on BR match these descriptions themselves.

[New Old Guy]

I apologize for the horrible spelling in my previous post, hope the sense came across anyway.

A little earlier today I went to visit another woman that I think I wrote about previously. She had no bad feelings about me kicking her out of the bed as I had to run for a last minute meeting with another chick I fancied at the time.

While chatting her up, I see a truly beautiful girl go by, so ask my friend to help me hook up, even promised a tip. She says that first of all this kind of thingies get "big money" from ther sucker overseas, to which I ask what big money is, she says 50 grandbaths monthly. Then she says "is not easy" that she hooks me up, thing that I kind had knew already.

Oh well all is nice and cool, today is teeth cleaning day, then not sure what exactly, but I only have 24 hrs, will try to spend them the best.

[Chicob]

Haven't seen that road near soi Diana but there is soi Honey with lots of massage places plus the Honey Inn Hotel is now a massage place http://www.honeyinnpattaya.com/

Thanks ThaiLearner! Can you tell me something about this place? How is service? And how much do you have to pay?

Thank you

[New Old Guy]

Done with a work mission in very, very northern US location, I decide to take few days off in Thailand. Arrived at BKK too late to take a bus to Pattaya, beside I was quite wasted. I then take a cab and ask to be brought to Nana.

They giggle at it, not wanting to deprieve the other waiting drivers of a laugh, I repeat it loud so they can all hear, they make signs of approval at me and one get out of the line to shake my hand! That made me feel good to begin with.

Getting to Nana we drive by a police stations where many many young girls and some pimps are hanging out. Many are quite attractive, starting price (not sure for what) is 2000 b., quickly reducend to 1,500 b. I do not patronize.

At Nana everything is in full swing as usual. I just stroll few meters dragging my roller duffel before locating something of interest, a sweet calm clean woman. We walk up toward the side where it appears everything ends, I want to buy a beer at 7-11 and I'm then first meet with that ridiculous curfew regulation. We walk 30 meters more and at Familiy Mart they sell alchool without any fuss. There is a little hotel there in front, "Orchid", only 600b but celan decent and all is working. Fortunately they have a room, nice helpful lady owner, so we walk up and I can relax.
I don't rememeber now what we've done but must have been nice as I have her stay long time. I tip her nicely, her name is One and she can be found close to the major intersection.

The following day I leave for an easy transfer to Pattaya, bus prices have not changed at 113b. I rent a scooter in Beach Road and proceed to my favorite Korean resort, only 800b for a nicely decorated "bungalow", swimming pool, great location behind Big C. It would have been 1,000 regular, but as soon I mention I "always come back same same" I get the discount. I love that place, quiet and they are sooo nice.

The rest of the story is a bit boring as I stuck to the same lady all the time. She is a bit older that what most may like, but I look at her body and face and I don't find it much different from many 21 yrs old that I banged here. Short sotry she fuckls me silly so that I have no energy to look other directions, altough I may do an exception tonight going to the Disco. That is the only place that thrills me a little due to the occasional sensless.

All the other details would be so boring like, where to eat, money given to he lady to get a new room. etc, I hope I will have something more interesting but for now I can only say, this place get into your system easily, I have to admit, for much love I have for latin women and stuff, they have their very very major winning points here.

[Run Mann]

on Beach Road in the day time I don't have very high standards or expectations, but it was a real struggle to find providers that:

1: Were not drunk or on drugs
2: Did not look like they suffered from some sort of nasty disease
3: Wore clean clothes and looked clean
4: Was not fat, ugly, old, or disgusting looking
5: Did not look like they were a katoey

Very appropriate as many of the expats/visitors on BR match these descriptions themselves.

[Fun And Sun]

Not great nowadays (it is mostly the older and less attractive girls that are working there in the afternoon), alas, but one can sometimes find an attractive 18-25 year old provider in this area at that time of the day (but it is rather the exception than the general rule, then).

I definitely second that. When I was in Patts a few months ago it was very very difficult to find something decent on Beach Road in the day time if I wanted an after breakfast BJ or an after beach BJ. A few times I walked up and down Beach Road two or three times before settling for one, and I ended up using the same provider for my after beach BJ several times because of this, here she is in action:...

http://www.******.com/index.php?name...ideo_id=507156

On Beach Road in the day time I don't have very high standards or expectations, but it was a real struggle to find providers that:

1: Were not drunk or on drugs
2: Did not look like they suffered from some sort of nasty disease
3: Wore clean clothes and looked clean
4: Was not fat, ugly, old, or disgusting looking
5: Did not look like they were a katoey

[ThaiLearner]

Hi there,

Does anybody have info about a place where they do body massage in a small road near to soi Diana, I think the road is phattayasaisong 11. It is a very elegant place with a big sign outside with written bodymassaage. I went inside and there were many really good-looking girls with a manager that told me that the service is 1800 b. I didn't have that money with me so I kindly declined, but I'm willing to try. Does anybody ever tried this place? How is the service? And the 1800 B are "all inclusive" or you have to pay an extra to the girl?

Thanks for the help

Haven't seen that road near soi Diana but there is soi Honey with lots of massage places plus the Honey Inn Hotel is now a massage place http://www.honeyinnpattaya.com/

[Chicob]

Hi there,

Does anybody have info about a place where they do body massage in a small road near to soi Diana, I think the road is phattayasaisong 11. It is a very elegant place with a big sign outside with written bodymassaage. I went inside and there were many really good-looking girls with a manager that told me that the service is 1800 b. I didn't have that money with me so I kindly declined, but I'm willing to try. Does anybody ever tried this place? How is the service? And the 1800 B are "all inclusive" or you have to pay an extra to the girl?

Thanks for the help