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And everyone thinks that a degree in English Literature is useless.....

Another excellent report, can´t wait to read the continuation.

[Brassballs]

[QUOTE=Kumbu]Background

A couple of weeks ago I revealed myself as a chump in that I was taken by a gogo girl for a few thousand baht. I had been with her several times, the sex was awesome, and I was just enjoying it a great deal. So I was rather unprepared to let her go, and she took advantage of this. You can read the report here:

[Kumbu]

background
a couple of weeks ago i revealed myself as a chump in that i was taken by a gogo girl for a few thousand baht. i had been with her several times, the sex was awesome, and i was just enjoying it a great deal. so i was rather unprepared to let her go, and she took advantage of this. you can read the report here:

http://www.InternationalSexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=1029542

i got variable responses to this report. some thought it was a great read, others thought i was an idiot, and others thought it was too touchy feely. i appreciate all the responses i got, positive and negative. actually, those who didn't like it can get on their knees and suck my two danglys, because here comes another one.

anyway, this was my last weekend in pattaya before i return to the states, and i wanted to make it count. and so it is that i bring to you this tale of a two night sex marathon of unparalleled proportions.

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the set up
sting is famous for many reasons. obviously, he lead the police for many years, and he championed the preservation and restoration of rain forests around the world. but he is also famous for his tantric sex. i'm not sure where the rumors come from, but he is said to have sex for hours on end without ejaculating, and gaining both pleasure and spirituality from such experiences. well, on friday and saturday nights, your kumbu unknowingly and unwittingly channeled sting in his tantric, sexual role.

monday night
sms: tilak, why you no call me? i miss you, i want see you. when you come pattaya?

tuesday night:
tilaaaaaak. me solly. me know no take care you last time. you come pattaya see me, i plomise, me take care you. plomise.

wednesday night:
tiiiiilaaaaak. me missing you welly much. you come pattaya, i take care you long time, no pomplem. me missing you, want to see you.

so i relented and called her on wed night. we talked for a while, she apologized, and i was rather stand-offish. she knew i had been a good deal – i sucked her pussy for ever and paid her the same as someone who fucks her 3 times. there is no comparison. she needed to make good with me, and here she was with her tail between her legs.

so to cut it short, we agree that she will take super good care of me, and the cost of said care will be the normal short time pay: bar fine + 1500baht. but i will go long time. so that is the special deal she promised me. furthermore, she said the magic words: when you come to see me, i plomise, you can do *anything* to me. fred flintstone? scooby doo? naah, captain picard: engage!

pre-girlie activities
so i take the bus down to pattaya on friday evening ready for an all nighter. i had slept three hours the night before, and four the night before that, so i was running on fumes at that point. triple americanos were going through me like water, as i popped them by the hour. because of this physical fatigue, the spirit is definitely strong, but the flesh may be unwilling. and in such cases, what does one do? well, i packed a fresh batch of levitra – two pills of 20mg split into four each. so eight shots of boner magic.

i arrive in pattaya at 9pm, and this time i stayed at the dusit d2, not the shithole that is the nova platinum. i will post something on the pattaya hotels thread at some point about these two hotels, but there really is no comparison: the dusit wins hands down.

i get into the room and decide to watch some world cup. i don't even know who was playing because i dozed off and the next thing i know my phone is ringing and it is 12:30am. it is her, she is worried i might not show, and she has already turned down three bar fines tonight. i scramble out of bed, assure her that i am on my way, and pop into the shower.

dressed to kill, i saunter out across second road and find a place on one of those sois which has a real espresso machine on display. guzzle my triple shots, and baht bus it down to ws. it had rained earlier and so everything was wet and humid. i walked through the crowd, trying to avoid bumping into some smelly, unwashed bum who might rub their stink onto me, and at the same time trying to avoid the myriad drips from drains and sewer pipes that fall onto the street. i finally got to the club, and as i walked in, on stage, is my girl.

at the club
it happens to be the time for the sexy show, and she is a star player in it. there is a stool on stage, and she is standing next to the stool, leaned over backward over the stool. her back is bent at an impossible angle such that her head is almost on the ground behind her, with the stool propping her up. and there is a dike of a woman sucking the hell out of her pussy. wait a minute, i have to share the pussy with the dike tonight? hell no.

as i walk in, i am ushered to a seat, and my girl magically opens her eyes. she is in the middle of a show, having her pussy eaten out in front of a hundred people, and her eyes opened and looked in my direction. damn. she smiles a little, and then closes her eyes again, continuing with the show.

afterwards, after the applause ended and she got off stage, she runs (literally) over to me and plants a kiss on my cheek. she's a little drunk, i can tell, and that's good, since she opens up when she's maw. she tells me to wait while she showers. i watch the other girls dancing, and they are all looking at me. they see a huge wallet sitting in the back waiting to be broken down by one of their competitors, and they are all thinking the same thing: why didn't budhha give this man to me? why am i not lucky?

that may sound conceited, but that's not the intention. the reality is many of these girls see the world as run by luck, a substance dispensed by the great buddha. if they do not get said substance, they assume it is something they have done which caused luck to be withheld from them. and that makes them both miserable and content at the same time. miserable because they wish they could do better so as to change their luck, but content in that it explains their lack of customers – it is this luck issue, not their attitude or beauty.

so 10 minutes later my girl arrives wearing a frilly white blouse with red love hearts on it which goes down to just beneath her ass, and short, short shorts beneath that. she had a push-up bra on which revealed the more-than-ample cleavage she has, and she was showing off her legs tonight, knowing full well that this is what gets my motor running.

so we walk out, and she asks me where i want to go. i say 'up to you', testing her, and she passed beautifully. her response was 'let's go hotel, i take care you.'

we walk over to a car park on second road where she keeps her car, and we drive over to the dusit. she's hungry so we walk over to mcdonald's for some crap to eat. damn, it's been a while since i ate that shit and i had forgotten just how cardboardy everything is there.

pre-sex hotel
we get back into the hotel and we talk for a while. she wants to take this opportunity to explain her behavior before. she told me various things, not worth repeating, but it all kind of made sense, from her perspective. so we made up, and she kept telling me that she wants to take care of me.

this was code for make-up sex. and we all know from george costanza, that there are fewer better things in life than make-up sex.

i offer her a drink, which she accepts (a bacardi breezer of some sort), and i drink some water. we talk about her daughter. now this is the girl who always leaves her customers at 3am, no matter what, so she can get home and prepare breakfast for her daughter. turns out that in preparation for my visit, she arranged for her daughter to go to her home city with her sister, so my girl pronounces to me with great pomp and fanfare: “today, i spend all-night-all-day with you.” this was a big deal for her, and i could very easily tell – she was positively giddy at the prospect. and she said “all-night-all-day” as a single word, as if it was a technical term of her trade. she claimed to have never done this before, and she was excited to see what it was like.

i was a little wary. this was getting a little personal, and i wanted to keep it purely sexual. so i told her that she could (and should) go home to do her regular stuff at some point, and she agreed. but she was totally stoked to be doing an all nighter. that was a very good sign.

so we shower, and as we shower, she is looking fabulous. i just marvel at the architecture of her ass – it is round, large, very shapely, and perfectly proportioned. furthermore, the crack extends fully from top to bottom – many girls, especially asian girls, have cracks that don't do far up enough; they sort of end in the middle of the ass and that leaves a far less satisfying visual scene. not this girl – hers is a full ass. in fact, i was chuckling at something i noticed earlier in the evening as we were walking over to mcdonald's: she has a very ungainly gait – she kind of stumbles along, looking very inelegant, and i was trying to figure out why. the first thing i noticed was that she walked with her toes pointing inward. furthermore, he knees also pointed inward as she walked, and i slowly realized that this is because of the fullness of her ass. her ass cheeks are so large, they push together with such pressure, that it forces her to walk with her knees pointed inward. you know it's a big ass when it forces you to walk in such an odd way.

furthermore, her boobs are unusually large for a girl her size. it is definitely not a boob job – there is absolutely nothing fake about these boobs – they are pure womanhood. so basically the picture i am painting for you is a girl with a small frame, very large boobs, a tiny little waist, a big, round ass, and fabulous, sexy legs. is that not what we all yearn for? well, maybe not, but it is the definition of physical beauty for me.

showered, dried, lying on the bed together, we continue our talking. slowly she starts to rub my chest, my legs, and then she starts to play with my nipples. i reciprocate, partly because i had the opportunity to play with her boobs and partly as a way to stop her from rubbing my overly sensitive nipples. before i can move my face to the breasts, she stops me, pulls back, and looks me directly in the eyes. she takes both her hands and places the palms on her collarbones and slowly runs them down the length of her body: over her breasts, down across her tight stomach, over the well-plucked pussy, across her tender thighs, all the way down to the knees, and as she does this she says “tonight....you....can...do...anything.”

fuck.

me.


and so it begins...
so i go for the breasts first. her breasts are remarkable things, i must say. they are pout, stout, firm, large, protruding, and her nipples are a remarkable shade of pink. i sucked and played so much i was getting positively intoxicated by the thought of my luck tonight. thank you buddha. i then moved to her belly, and she was patient as i spent a little too long exploring the details of her midsection. tonight i can do anything, and this is what i wanted to do.

i then by-passed her pussy, giving it a small kiss on the way down to her legs. i kissed those legs from top to bottom, front and back, spending some time on her feet and toes. during the shower i had fastidiously cleaned her feet in anticipation of this moment. so i got to her feet and i kissed around her ankles a little, and then moved to her toes. she was totally blown away when i popped the second toe into my mouth and started to suck it. i expected her to scream from chakachee, but she just gasped and wriggled. i did the same to the big toe, and then sped through the rest of the toes. i kissed my way back up the other side of the leg, and then did the other leg, spending similar time on the toes. all together, the leg/foot action must have lasted a good 12-15 minutes. that's a ridiculous amount of time, but there you go. tonight i can do anything, and this is what i wanted to do.

upon completing my second leg, i worked my way up the inside of her leg and began some daty. the daty was excellent, just like previous times. she is so supremely clean and fresh it is unreal. and she does not use any vaginal douche, so i am not sure how she does it. but every single time i have been down there, it has smelled and tasted spectacular. this time, like previous times, she was open to rimming, and so i did some of that (although not too much – i was saving that for later). she eventually orgasmed, and pulled away with whimpers of 'siao'. ok, so we lay there for a while, she then went to [CodeWord134] and shower, and returned with an enormous grin on her face. she jumped into bad and flung her hands around me saying 'kop khun kaa.' my pleasure...oh, wait, no, your pleasure.

orgasm #2 – for her
little kumbu was rock hard throughout, and he remained solid even when she was showering. truth be told, i did play with him a little while she was showering, just to keep him on his game. so when she got back and the lovey-dovey thank yous were over, i turned around and showed her our towering hero. she giggled and asked if he was lonely. so she goes down on little kumbu, bare back. her technique was not superb, and she was clearly bothered by the pre-cum that i give out (i do a lot of that, and so i understand a woman's reluctance to spend too much time down there). but she gave it a valiant shot, and i recognized her efforts.

so after a while of this, i pull her up and grab a condom. my trojans were finished, so i had some local thing, which was all lubricated, and so i got that crap on my hands, which did not please big kumbu one bit. but anyway, she splits her legs and little kumbu dives right in. missionary for around 7 minutes, and to my surprise, she starts to orgasm. i was not expecting it so soon, as i had yet to turn on the mac-daddy kumbu vibe. but there you go. the orgasm was soft and sensual, not really a full-on screamer. but she smiled and crinkled her nose in embarrassment.

an unusual occurrence
i kissed her nose and giggled with her, and as we giggled our lips somehow slipped together. and what followed was the most almighty dfk session i have ever had. i make no bones about the fact that i typically don't care for dfk. i find it is too intimate for me, and i will never seek it out. if it is offered, i see that as a great sign that the girl is eager to please, but i don't really care for it myself. but in this case, it was like a volcano had erupted within this girl and it was all coming out tonight. the kissing was sensual, deep, and totally uninhibited. i have never been kissed like this, ever, even by someone who totally loved me – it was the most open expression of emotion i have ever been subject to, and to tell you the truth, after the awesomeness of it had worn off, i was getting worried. was this girl trying to bond with me? that ain't cool. but i didn't let that stop the dfk – it went on for a good ten minutes.

mind you, i was still inside her – the wriggling and squirming as we kissed was actually really good, although i never tried to pump at all, as it was too soon after her orgasm.

the kissing ended, and she jumped up and went to [CodeWord134] again. damn, this girl has a bladder like one of the many ping pong balls she grabs every night. when she got back, she crept into the bed very sheepishly, embarrassed by her double orgasmic affair thus far. she offered me a massage, and i turned around and showed her engorged little kumbu again. i said 'unless you want to massage this, i'm not interested in massage.'

she says, “ok, now time for you to cum. then we rest, and then we go again. i want you to cum four times today, daay mai?” i said “mai daay. cannot cum four times. can come one time, maybe two.” and she said “no tilak, today, you come four times.” and i said “ok, let's try for that.”

so she gets onto all fours, grabs a pillow, buries her face in the pillow and props her ass up for me to look at. i love it when they spontaneously do that. it's like they are so in tuned with me and my needs. that sounds like a line from oprah, but men have needs to, right? yes, doggie style sex – that's what men need!

orgasm #3 – still for her
instead of cramming little kumbu into her pussy, i was just overtaken by the desire to lick her ass once more. as i said in my previous post, it is an awesomely amazing asshole she has. it's weird, you don't usually think of assholes as things of beauty, but this really is. it is perfectly shaped, perfectly symmetrical, perfectly colored, and smells and tastes fabulous. if there is shit in this girl, i have yet to detect it.

so with her on all fours, i plunge in. i wrote a really long version of what happened here, but upon re-reading this report, i am cutting it out. turns out that one pussy-sucking write-up is pretty much like any other pussy-sucking write up, even if this one was one of the more memorable ones. if anyone really wants to read it, pm me and i will send it along. for now, i skip right to the part where she orgasms once again from the cunnilingus, before i even get inside of her.

she starts to buck and gyrate with a little force, and i know the end is near. a line from a band of horses song runs through my head:

the end's not near...it's here.
halleluja, spread the cheer.
and watch the millenarians
throw a party for a thousand years.

and so it was that she came for the third time. as she did so, her thighs compressed, i felt a series of rapid contraction/releases in her asshole, and she then pulled away and shoved my head away like a used piece of toilet paper. it's cool, i'm used to being treated that way. i grab her around the hips, my face in one of her butt cheeks, and we sit there recovering for a few moments. she starts yattering in thai, and i think it was a scolding of some sort. somehow i had violated protocol by making her cum a third time when it was supposed to be my turn. she was now seriously down on the count – how is she to make me cum three times without her cumming at all? i looked at her with calm indifference and said 'shut up tilak.'

suck it
i got up and stood before her, little kumbu protruding perfectly horizontally in her direction. i looked down at her and then caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. funny, what i noticed in the mirror was not how engorged little kumbu was, or her sexy as as she crouched there looking at me. no, i noticed just how unsightly chest hair can be. chest hair on me, not her, just in case you were wondering. anyway, i banished that thought from my head, turned my attention back to the matter at hand, and i pointed rudely down at him. the message was clear: suck.

and suck she did. once again, it was belabored and uninspired, but i was enjoying watching her ass in the mirror wiggle as she tried to get good angles on little kumbu. so we went for a while, and i felt the orgasm begin to well up in the base of my scrotum. i wondered whether i should cream this little thai potato, or whether that might sour things here a little. hmm, what is the plan?

the rise of the tantra
i then considered my options. if i ejaculate here, then we are pretty much done for the night. that would not be bad, as i was pretty damned tired at this point, and could use some sleep. we could always pick it up tomorrow, as she will be staying with me for a couple of days. on the other, i sensed there was a lot of energy left in the girl, so it would kind of be a waste of potential to drop my load now. so i pulled back.

she was confused, so i said i wanted to fuck her. i used the word 'fuck', which i usually don't do, and her eyes opened wide. she knew i was serious, so she reached over, grabbed a condom and helped stick it onto me. she flips around onto all fours and proffers her backside (not anal, just doggie). i decide against this, and flip her back over onto her back and enter her with her legs spread wide, almost into a splits. this is where i had the first of my tantric experiences. up until now, i had been fucking and being sucked for a good long time – it was well more than an hour of low-level stimulation. little kumbu had been on the front lines of this battle the whole time, and i was very proud of the little guy. but now it got interesting.

so i began to rhythmically penetrate her, in and out, slow, repeated thrusts, and she was getting more and more worked up. but in my head, i entered a zone of my own. i was no longer in tune with her. i figured i had pleased her four times already (or was it three? i was not in an arithmetic state), it was time to focus on little kumbu. and what i really wanted was to have a slow, measured build up, followed by a little toying with the point of orgasm (i.e., getting up to that line, then pulling back a little, then teasing it a little more, until eventually letting go). so i closed my eyes and just focused on what was happening inside of me.

i slowly felt the pleasure rise within me, and as it did, i slowed my thrusting. she was urging me on, sensing that something was afoot, but i ignored her. i slowed my thrusting until i almost stopped, letting the orgasm dissipate. i then picked up again, slowly increasing the pace, with the commensurate gain in pleasure. and she began to pull harder on my shoulders and thrust her hips at me a little harder too. but once again, as i approached the line of no return, i pulled back and slowed my pace. but this time, a slowing of the pace didn't quite do it, so i had to completely stop all thrusting. this is a little awkward, so i tried to mask what i was doing by kissing her gently. she interpreted this as an expression of emotion, whereas it was really a totally self-serving act of slowing things down so i don't orgasm.

once my balls had stopped fizzing, i stopped the kissing and picked up the fucking again. and once again as the pleasure approached, i slowed my speed, much to her chagrin. this time, stopping entirely wasn't quite enough to dissipate the orgasm – i felt ridiculously sensitive and close to orgasming, so i gently pulled out entirely. she gasped in disappointment at this – i sensed she was tired and she wanted to go to sleep. but i was feeling a little intoxicated with sex and a bit selfish at this point, so too bad honey.

i nudged her onto her side and entered her from behind. by this time little kumbu had gained some control back and i was able to thrust normally now. and as i increased my pace i felt a sharp tightening of her ass (just like when i had my thumb on her asshole), and she gave out a long 'aaaaaaawwwwwww.' and she pulled away from me. umm, i'm still working here!

she whimpers about sorry, and then says that when she cums, she needs to [CodeWord134] afterwards (i'm the same way, i know many others are too), so she scampers off to [CodeWord134]. i then hear the shower go on, and so i knew i had a few minutes to ponder the night.

as i lay there looking up at the ceiling, i was feeling supremely satisfied. i had not actually ejaculated, but i was feeling like i had had three or four orgasms already. they were not ejaculatory orgasms, but they were superbly pleasurable – the ones where you go right up to the edge and then pull back. little kumbu was very happy, although i must say i was feeling a certain tightness in my balls. but as i thought these things, i slowly fell asleep, and i guess when she came back, she saw this and slipped into bed with me. so we slept that night without little kumbu blowing his wad, and i must say that i was actually very pleased.

the next report is on the ridiculous tantric sex that continued the next day and night. i tell you, i may have permanently damaged myself.

[Goldenam]

Go to super baby gogo. Most of the girls are unshaven and you can see there pussies.

Many thanks for all the advices so far. Do the girs from Superbaby and Supergirl go with farangs? I red somwhere these bars are Japenesse/Corean oriented only.

[Goldenam]

And listen for Meee Khaaa = yes I have (Big smile now), and Mai Meee Khaaa = No I don't have.

Thanks a lot. So its gona be like this:

- Mee moi mai?

- Meee Khaaa.

- Pom ruk koon! Goldenam boom-boom

[Rubberyman]

Staying for the first time in the Queen Victoria Inn in Soi 6.

They have some new rooms on the third floor. 900B per night. Room squeaky clean new and well appointed. Aircon, tea, coffee, free water bottles, cable tv with a variety of languages. English has Fox, BBC, Aljazeera, Bloomberg, AsiaNetwork, Australia tv Q, some sport, some movies and a cartoon channel. Plus one German, some russian, Italian.

Balcony overlooks the action in Soi 6 - some entertainment value there.

The noise factor is low-ish, I am a heavy sleeper, so zero problems for me. A really light sleeper would hear stuff.

It has stairs to the third floor which are made for dainty feet. So on the way down, you will have to take care on the stairs if drunk.

Other than that, it is not large and luxurious, but it is very comfortable, new and tastefully appointed and good value for money...not to mention a mere stagger from having your other, ahem, needs, met.

Basically if you were just here for a few days wanting to eat drink screw relax and repeat all above, it is ideal. Short Baht bus ride from walking street, or fifteen minutes brisk walk.

[Rubberyman]

You could simply ask, with a smile "Mee moi mai?" which basically asks "have you got pubic hair."

And listen for Meee Khaaa = yes I have (Big smile now), and Mai Meee Khaaa = No I don't have.

[Uncle Volodya]

What do you guys think would be a decent tip for the standard 2 girl session?

[Bumholes1]

Thanks mate! I can't speak Thai so far, even English is my non native language, but will do my best to learn in Thai: "are you shaved THERE, sweetheart?" Any advice will be highly appreciated!

You could simply ask, with a smile "Mee moi mai?" which basically asks "have you got pubic hair."

[Amjeck]

Would anybody please approximate their thoughts in percentage? Is it 25 of 100 or 15% or even less..? Also - where you can really see what you really get? I mean where you can see the girls pussies, before you barfine them or order in a massage parlor? Is it all right to ask mamasan or at the massage counter desk about it?

From my experience I'd say that 70% of the girls are shaven. It's really become a trend for the sex workers in pattaya. Go to super baby gogo. Most of the girls are unshaven and you can see there pussies.

It's alright to ask anything in Thailand. You are the customer and are parting with cash. Never be shy to ask any question. The more you pre-qualify the better your scores will be. I have a list of 6 crucial question (imbedded in my head) that I ask every girl, but I mix it into a conversation, that way it doesn't feel like an interregation.

[Goldenam]

I'm like you,I hate shaved pussies.

Maybe I am a bit weird, or an old-style guy (however, I'm still before my 50s), but having a girl with bare pussy, no pubic hair, makes me as I woul be fucking a child... And as far as I have some pervert ideas and I do like teenage girls very much (the older I am, the more I like them ) - children are out of my interest with no doubts.

I always ask them if they shave or not before I take them. Yes it's ok to ask, but do it nicely. If you speak Thai, you'll have no problems communicating this.

Thanks mate! I can't speak Thai so far, even English is my non native language, but will do my best to learn in Thai: "are you shaved THERE, sweetheart?" Any advice will be highly appreciated!

I go to Pattaya this November, that will be my first visit to Thailand, I am a bush fan (not a G. Bush ) so I wonder how many asian girls in Pattaya are unshaved? Would anybody please approximate their thoughts in percentage? Is it 25 of 100 or 15% or even less..? Also - where you can really see what you really get? I mean where you can see the girls pussies, before you barfine them or order in a massage parlor? Is it all right to ask mamasan or at the massage counter desk about it?

[Siam Dreamer]

Guys I have just had the absolute best working girl experience in my life. Chick all in white . . . awesome cameltoe...the tightest damn shorts..and a HUGE chest . . . her ass and hips were huge.

Banging body - small waist too - great find! Fo rmen like me who love hips, ass, and legs - this chick approaches perfection.

The natural rack is all BONUS! Excellent.

[Amjeck]

Me to First-timer. I go to Pattaya soon, so I want to ask you guys a question: how many Thai girls are furry? As I don't like shaved pussies, I'm worrying how to manage it. Shall I ask the girls about her fur? I don't want to be rude farang.

I'm like you,I hate shaved pussies.

I always ask them if they shave or not before I take them. Yes it's ok to ask, but do it nicely. If you speak Thai, you'll have no problems communicating this.

Some of the girls will think you're a bit weird, but at least you'll get what you want. Most of the brand new girls don't shave. I find that the vast majority of girls in pattaya shave, so it's gonna be a bit of work to find what you want. Good Luck!

[Dinghy]

sorry HENRY -

RTFF - PATS is the world's largest "open air 'Ho house". IF there are girlz inside (outside, whatever) they are available... anywhere on Soi 18 down to 7, and then 6, then anywhere on 2nd Road, Beach, Buakhao, Walking Street... IT'S ALL AVAILABLE - only the prices change.

[Goldenam]

Will be making my annual trip to Bangkok and Pattaya in a few months

Me to First-timer. I go to Pattaya soon, so I want to ask you guys a question: how many Thai girls are furry? As I don't like shaved pussies, I'm worrying how to manage it. Shall I ask the girls about her fur? I don't want to be rude farang.