Pattaya Reports

[Mouse1]

Headed up to Soi 6 this afternoon, arriving there about 4pm, intending to meet up with girl B since I had missed her last night. I wasn't really annoyed that she hadn't waited for me, as I understand that a customer in the hand is worth two on the way, or something. I didn't expect her to be cross with me, saying I should have waited for her to finish with her other customer... .

Frankly, the girls' hygiene is so good that I am not bothered about previous customers, but I do prefer to be the first of the day, and I do believe that ignorance is bliss. So I wouldn't want to see a girl to walk down the stairs with one customer straight into my arms...

Anyway, it turned out that B hadn't had a customer that day, so that kind of made my mind up. Moreover J was out at the salon having her hair done, so she wouldn't be offended by me seeing her colleague. After we had established that I wasn't a bad man we went upstairs to renew our acquaintance. Interestingly, it emerged that B and J are 'sisters', as in good friends, so I did jokingly suggest that it might be fun to go with 2 girls. B was not up for it.

Afterwards, coming out of the bar I bumped into J and she was pleased to see me. She had been to the salon and messed up her lovely hair! We chatted and J showed me a photo on her phone of her and B together, again saying they were 'sisters'. 'Like family'. And this time it was her that suggested a threesome next night. Hmmm...

[Mouse1]

When you have a good close look there in soi 6, there are some gems there, I really like the slim, white skinned type, and I often find them there, I think the best thing about soi 6 is the girls attitude, they are up for anything, and I like the convenience of it, like a kid in a sweetshop, choose the girl, pay the 1000 and off you go upstairs, done and dusted. Can't beat that for value.

Agree completely.

Hmm, let's see, it's 12.30pm now, bars should be opening soon...

[Diceman]

To Mouse 1,

I never had any girl with good service at soi 6 most are young and inexperience and bad attuide, girl at walking st are better quality but more expensive.

Fast Eddie 48

Thats strange, I find it the opposite, good attitude and good service, maybe a little inexperienced, but that can be a bit of a turn on in its own way.

[Diceman]

I've known a number of seriously nice Soi 6 girls over the years and believe me, they were neither bottom of the barrel nor did they think themselves to be. These were girls who could have worked anywhere in town, and in fact several had come from top Walking Street go-gos. They just preferred the hours, the money, and the job description (shag, get paid) on Soi 6.

Sure, the standard on this soi is low, but the good ones are as good as anywhere else. Just not for B500!

When you have a good close look there in soi 6, there are some gems there, I really like the slim, white skinned type, and I often find them there, I think the best thing about soi 6 is the girls attitude, they are up for anything, and I like the convenience of it, like a kid in a sweetshop, choose the girl, pay the 1000 and off you go upstairs, done and dusted. Can't beat that for value.

[Diceman]

Let me be the first to ask this: Does anyone have a recommended venue for watching the game on Saturday?

Id go to tims bar on 2nd road if I was you, its like a dedicated place for football, with a giant screen, dimmed lights etc, can't vouch for the atmosphere though, I'm here to watch world cup myself having declined to go to south africa, and I'm a bit dissaointed so far.

[Mouse1]

It is my plan to pick one up tonight about 11pm and bring her back for some horizontal jogging in my hotel room.

Predictably enough, despite my arrangements and a couple of texts, when I arrived at the bar at around 11pm, my girl B was 'busy upstairs'. I guess I could have waited, but, er, NO!

I slightly embarrassed myself beforehand by talking to another girl, with an identical figure and smile although a very different hairstyle, thinking it was B. During those few moments conversation I did pick up some very good vibes though, so when the mamasan came over to see what she could do for me, I was very tempted... It turned out that J had started work that afternoon (at that bar). So, a young, potentially inexperienced girl that I had not got to know. A complete unknown, a recipe for disaster, no question.

I paid the barfine, and we strolled off to get a Baht bus to the end of Soi 3. Luckily it had stopped raining (I was most amused earlier to see a traffic cone gently sailing down Beach Road, which must have been a foot under water), so we were able to walk down Soi 3 which gave time for a chat. It turned out she was 23, with a 6-year old child. Yeah, I can do the calculations too... She was very sweet, very smiley and chatty, but with limited English.

We got to my room, where she through her arms around me and gave me a DFK. I responded with enthusiasm, at which she broke away laughing, saying that I was 'ting tong' too. From then on, things went from good to better, then better to best, reaching bestest about an hour or so later. (An hour in mouse time; probably ten minutes in your time!).

She happily drifted off to sleep in my arms afterwards, until we woke at the disgustingly early hour of 7am to put into practice what we had been learning the previous night. Starting off with a very long soixante-neuf, during which she wriggled enthusiastically, as if to say she was enjoying it (or trying to escape!). Afterwards we finished off in about 5 minutes mouse-time(!), followed by a quick shower, and departure. So here I am alone with just my memories and a keyboard...

[Kumbu]

Last night, along with 2 other veteran ISG members for pleasant company, I visited The Cavern...the brand new Peppermint a-go-go now located on the ground floor...Apparently, these two new bars, together with Happy, (an all-time favorite) Baccara, (a great new favorite), and Beach Club (a less traveled stop), share the same owners and this is reflected in the excellent way they all are managed. They all feature the same ‘happy hour’ policy offering draft beer and house spirits at 59 baht each until 9:30pm every night...The quality of the girls is good up to fantastic too...Each bar also has comfortable air conditioned seating...Whoever the owners are, it is obvious that they know how to make money running inexpensive but quality pussy establishments for hungry mongers.

If I didn't so whole heartedly agree with your assessment of these places, I would suspect YOU of being said owner. But I do indeed agree with your review fully. Looks like someone is angling for a Report of Distinction...

[Kumbu]

Great, thanks.

I'll be the large overweight red-faced Brit wearing a football shirt two-sizes too small, clutching a pint of beer and shouting hoarsely. I should be instantly recognizable.

Awesome. I'll try to drop by if I can get into town in time. I will be the brown wiry guy looking sheepish and out of place.

[Mouse1]

The Pig & Whistle would be the best place to watch the footie- Half way down or up Soi 7.Last week they had no John Smiths beer and this applied to the Butchers Arms on Soi Buckaw who did sell Tetleys.

Great, thanks.

I'll be the large overweight red-faced Brit wearing a football shirt two-sizes too small, clutching a pint of beer and shouting hoarsely. I should be instantly recognizable.

[Mouse1]

To Mouse 1,

I never had any girl with good service at soi 6 most are young and inexperience and bad attuide, girl at walking st are better quality but more expensive.

Fast Eddie 48

That's obviously your experience, so I won't argue. But... I've just come back from my third encounter in 3 days with delightful girls who are warm, affectionate, fun and very sexy. All with fantastic slim figures.

The latest was a former gogo dancer from Sakura(?) which apparently closed down a few weeks ago. She is 21, gorgeous and excellent attitude. Incidentally she said she only had one customer yesterday, and none the day before...

I have asked each if they would do LT, and two of them are happy to do so, so it is my plan to pick one up tonight about 11pm and bring her back for some horizontal jogging in my hotel room.

[Lexb]

For his usual observant and "to the point" reports of Walking Street bars!

Five Good Go-go Bars in Pattaya

Last night, along with 2 other veteran ISG members for pleasant company, I visited The Cavern, a new go-go joint on Walking Street near the entrance to Soi Diamond on the beach side of the street. It represents a complete gutting and makeover of Sisters a-go-go which folded a few months ago for lack of talent and customers.

As the new name implies, the place is done out well in an underground ‘cave’ motif complete with rocks, boulders, a meandering stream, and fountains to give customers the feeling that they are exploring the exotic delights of a prehistoric pussy grotto. Nice job!

There are 3 stages for watching the action and at least 40 dancing girls were milling about all dressed in faux leopard skin ‘cave girl’ loin cloth outfits and in varying states of nudity. A few were completely nude, and there were some young cuties as well… one I remember in particular with a sweet face and a fine round luscious bubble butt.

Later, we strolled down to the brand new Peppermint a-go-go now located on the ground floor near the old up-stairs Peppermint and just across from Soi Marine Plaza on the beach side. This was the bar’s opening night debut.

Another very nice job and definitely a better business location, but I was surprised to discover that the inside is laid out exactly the same as the old joint, yet with only about half the floor space. It was crowded early and hard to find a perch with a good vantage point. Lots of cuties there as always and the atmosphere is pleasantly charged. A couple of the pole dancers were demanding tips for showing their pussies which was mildly annoying (the tip demands – not the pussies).

Apparently, these two new bars, together with Happy, (an all-time favorite) Baccara, (a great new favorite), and Beach Club (a less traveled stop), share the same owners and this is reflected in the excellent way they all are managed. They all feature the same ‘happy hour’ policy offering draft beer and house spirits at 59 baht each until 9:30pm every night, which results in customers flocking in droves even during low season.

The quality of the girls is good up to fantastic too – another customer draw – and they are much less aggressive for lady drinks, tips and bar fines than girls at some other bars. Each bar also has comfortable air conditioned seating and a wait staff of men who hustle to serve the customers wants without pushing them to buy drinks. There are no greedy grasping mamasans to deal with.

Whoever the owners are, it is obvious that they know how to make money running inexpensive but quality pussy establishments for hungry mongers.

I can only imagine how much inconvenience, time and money he has saved for various "Pats" mongers who have read and used his reports to decide what Walking Street bars to visit!

Keep up the good work!

[Daddy07]

Last night, along with 2 other veteran ISG members for pleasant company, I visited The Cavern, a new go-go joint on Walking Street near the entrance to Soi Diamond on the beach side of the street. It represents a complete gutting and makeover of Sisters a-go-go which folded a few months ago for lack of talent and customers.

As the new name implies, the place is done out well in an underground ‘cave’ motif complete with rocks, boulders, a meandering stream, and fountains to give customers the feeling that they are exploring the exotic delights of a prehistoric pussy grotto. Nice job!

There are 3 stages for watching the action and at least 40 dancing girls were milling about all dressed in faux leopard skin ‘cave girl’ loin cloth outfits and in varying states of nudity. A few were completely nude, and there were some young cuties as well… one I remember in particular with a sweet face and a fine round luscious bubble butt.

Later, we strolled down to the brand new Peppermint a-go-go now located on the ground floor near the old up-stairs Peppermint and just across from Soi Marine Plaza on the beach side. This was the bar’s opening night debut.

Another very nice job and definitely a better business location, but I was surprised to discover that the inside is laid out exactly the same as the old joint, yet with only about half the floor space. It was crowded early and hard to find a perch with a good vantage point. Lots of cuties there as always and the atmosphere is pleasantly charged. A couple of the pole dancers were demanding tips for showing their pussies which was mildly annoying (the tip demands – not the pussies).

Apparently, these two new bars, together with Happy, (an all-time favorite) Baccara, (a great new favorite), and Beach Club (a less traveled stop), share the same owners and this is reflected in the excellent way they all are managed. They all feature the same ‘happy hour’ policy offering draft beer and house spirits at 59 baht each until 9:30pm every night, which results in customers flocking in droves even during low season.

The quality of the girls is good up to fantastic too – another customer draw – and they are much less aggressive for lady drinks, tips and bar fines than girls at some other bars. Each bar also has comfortable air conditioned seating and a wait staff of men who hustle to serve the customers wants without pushing them to buy drinks. There are no greedy grasping mamasans to deal with.

Whoever the owners are, it is obvious that they know how to make money running inexpensive but quality pussy establishments for hungry mongers.

[Bubba999]

I have no hope of matching the eloquence of Kumbu’s entertaining reports but of course I can still summarize my visit in the hope that it provides something useful for others. As an older guy I am pretty easily pleased and I thought it was a great trip.

Used Mr T for late night transport (midnight) from Airport to Pattaya – easy, efficient and 1000B.

Stayed Tim Boutique Hotel – (1500) - no joiner fees and efficient friendly operation. I took a maximum of 2 girls to my room – others have said there is a joiner fee for 3 but I did not test it. The girls leave their id cards at the desk and the desk calls you when they leave to check everything is OK. Good location mid-way between Walking St and Soi 6.

Found nice girls at the usual places and no point in labouring those – Happy, What’s Up, Airport, Baccara, Windmill and Beach Club. Found not much going on at Angelwitch and BabyGirls. LT was had for 2300 and ST was 1000. While I agree the average is lower in Soi 6, I found some genuinely nice girls, young, good looking with great bodies and plenty of desire for some exploration beyond slam/bam/thank you mam. Definitely be back there.

One thing I never quite figured was how to hook up with the stunners. I saw plenty out walking with various farang guys but never saw any of them solo in spite of hanging at the usual locations during the day. Maybe my good luck not to!

Before my trip I posted about how to be sure that I wasn’t hooking up with a LB on the street. I got chided (rightly) by several and told to toughen up!! Well somehow I did make the mistake and hey…… the world did not stop. When I realized my error I disengaged politely and found another bar. A little respect goes a long way and everyone deserves it – it was not the LB’s fault but mine so no point getting angry about it. That’s life.

Thanks for the advice and cheers to all.

Bubba

[Mouse1]

You can tell which game by the title of the post:

Football vs. Soccer = England vs. USA

Glad to see someone is on the ball! More than Ferdinand ever was...

[Fast Eddie 48]

The advantage of Soi 6 to me is that it is more like a supermarket. A leisurely stroll up and down will allow me to see a huge number of girls on display. Some of those will be enthusiastic/ pushy (like the one who nicked my sunglasses yesterday), some will give a welcome smile, and some don't seem bothered. A few moments chat with half a dozen of the happy smiley girls will clarify which speak reasonable English, and which on closer inspection are attractive, then names and bars can be mentally noted. A decision reached and a slow stroll back to the delighted girl who has been singled out from the others!

To Mouse 1,

I never had any girl with good service at soi 6 most are young and inexperience and bad attuide, girl at walking st are better quality but more expensive.

Fast Eddie 48