Pattaya Reports

[Rocksoff]

I kissed and cuddled her for an hour, took her top off, had my hands inside her pants, plus I received a hand job (in the bar) and she occassionally nibbled the end of my penis.

Absolutely. Anything less is just making time. I remember last time in Angeles, two half-breeds (half black and half Korean) (the more races the more fun, OK?) were all over me for their drinks, I had to slink out tired as they only got hotter ... got a bad throat infection from all the swapping of fluids from that one ... and another time in a Perimeter bar an innocent-looking young girl played with my erection for ages, never touched her drink ... in Pattaya this happens less, but around soi 13 there are some similarly filthy places, besides of course soi 6.

But Doppel I'd be quite surprised if she let you cum downstairs.

[Kumbu]

You fucker, Kumbu ... I'll bet he's having more fun than you in the LOS.

I didn't even begin to monger until well after his age ... too many girlfriends ... too many wives... too much of the USA.

Sorry Daddy, the 'old geezer' crack was not intended as an insult. What I really meant was that the guy looked to be in his mid-50s, but he seemed more haggard and eccentric than most. I don't consider mid-50s to be old by any stretch of the imagination – I will be there shortly myself, and I have seen dudes in Pattaya (literally) wheeling around oxygen tanks with two pretties in tow. That just means there is no such thing as old when it comes to a man getting his dick up. So no offense intended.

In any case, I agree with you 100% - in Thailand, the Silverback rules.

[Mouse1]

i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.

any kind of [CodeWord117] is not something that has ever been of interest to me, but whilst sounding highly unpleasant it probably isn't actually unhealthy, as [CodeWord109] is pretty much sterile.

[Daddy07]

...Sitting at Starbuck's watching this old geezer with his bargirl...He's maybe in his mid-50s,...

You fucker, Kumbu ... I'll bet he's having more fun than you in the LOS.

I didn't even begin to monger until well after his age ... too many girlfriends ... too many wives... too much of the USA.

Count yourself lucky if you can live that long and more while dicking girls young enough to be your granddaughter... that's when the real fun begins.

BTW -- most of the girls here LOVE old geezers.

[Kumbu]

Guys I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but please don't fall in love with these hookers.

I could not agree more. Not only is it likely that sick fucks like Mr.E are tongue fucking your girl while you think you are bonding with her on the phone, it is likely to drain you far faster (both financially and emotionally) than if you just got there for the fucking.

Some guys are actually into finding some emotional bonding, and to them, good luck. I am of the opinion that this is not the right place for that. The girls are jaded, they have seen it all, and they really are here only for the money. They put on a superb act, and it is easy to fall for one of these darlings, but if you just stay focused on your task at hand, all will be good.

With that in mind, here are some relevant observations from Starbuck's at Central from Sat afternoon.

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Sitting at Starbuck's watching this old geezer with his bargirl. He's got his Americano and she has her Frapuccino, and he's looking at her as if he has found love. She's looking at him like he's a dufus. He's totally fawning over her – joking, reaching over and touching her arm, touching the side of her face, stroking her hair, looking her in the eyes like a puppy dog. And she's reciprocating just enough to encourage him. He's maybe in his mid-50s, she's probably 26 years old or so. She's attractive, great skin, long sexy legs, and he's well, let's say he could pass as a look-alike for my chiropractor Ira Berstein.

He reaches over and starts to fondle her breasts, and she slaps him, hard, harder than she needed to. Ira chuckles and pulls his hand away. Ah yes, 26 year-old petulance versus 50-year old chiropractor cash. The cash wins out every time. But Ira looks like he is falling for this pretty little thing. Don't do it Ira – heed the warnings of Mr.E. and Amjeck. She's got a stable of studs like you lined up. She will drain your chiropractor reserves and move on to someone with more cash, like a real doctor.

They get up and walk away, and in their place arrive a new couple for Kumbu's ponderings. He is a younger, taller white guy with his Isaan bride-to-be in tow. He's tall, perhaps 6'2”, skinny, with a large nose. He looks a little like a younger version of Principle Skinner from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Reminds me of Steve Wieznewski, my mathematics TA in college. His princess is skinny, dark skinned, dyed brown hair, something like 22 years old. She's wearing a brand new pair of jeans, perhaps bought with Steve's money recently. That, plus her dye job and dark skin cry out farm girl. Steve looks to be in his mid-to-late twenties, dressed in a white golf shirt and shorts. She's clearly delighted to have snagged a tall white dude, and he seems very, very awkward. Poor, poor Steve, he doesn't know what to do or what is in store for him.

Run Steve, run back to the quadratic equations that have been your reliable love for all these years – cryptic they may be, but at least they wont fuck with your mind or your wallet.

And finally, on the other side of the room, sits a brother – tall, dark, muscular, a good looking specimen indeed. He dons a thick gold chain, biceps to put the ordinary mortal such as Kumbu to shame, and a certain charm about him. His girl is dark skinned, long haired, with a cute, pert face. These two seem to have a reasonable relationship – he doesn't seem overly enamored with her, and she doesn't seem to have him pegged as marriage material. Good for the brother. As they get up, she stands up to reveal the most ginormous booty a Thai woman has ever cultivated. Ever. Huge. Massive. Not to Kumbu's liking - he likes them round and bubbly, but not Madea Does Thailand big. But good for the brother. He knows his thing, and that's all he wants.

[Mr Enternational]

Funny thing happened on the way to the office this morning....

Well actually I had come in from Walking Street and was in the hotel about to go to sleep around 6am when I called (1 baht/min with TrueMove chip) a young lady who I am dealing with back home. I rode to the internet cafe to send her an email that she requested. When I came in I spotted a rather cute chunky girl on another computer. We smiled back and forth a couple of times. It just so happened that we finished up at the same time. She went out to her motorbike while I was paying my bill and I motioned for her to wait for me.

I went outside and we started talking. She said that she rents motorbikes around the corner. She had just come back from Mixx with a friend of hers. She asked me what my religion was because my beard is so long. I told her that I didn't have one but when I DATY I like to have some juices left over for later. She started laughing and we exchanged information. She forgot to include her email but when I arrived at the hotel she SMSed it to me.

I was in the bed just thinking that I needed to go to Beach Road or Goyave's secret spot to find something to put me to sleep. I decided to send her an SMS back to say that I would like to get to know her better. She said she was shy but somehow I ended up going to her apartment straight away. Of course I brought along a few working tools in my gym sack. There was no time wasted. She was a monster in the sack. She must have had the tightest pussy of a big girl that I have ever felt. I could barely get 1 finger in although it was dripping wet. It was like she had not had dick since the turn of the century.

We ended up in doggy style for the second time then out of nowhere she said, "You want my ass?" Don't mind if I do! She said to be careful because she had never done it before. She got up and applied some oil to make it go easier. I ended up fucking the shit out of her ass (not literally). We went to take showers then got back into the bed. She gave me a head and shoulders massage and told me that I would have to leave soon because her friend would be coming back (her friend had found a guy in Mixx to go with). Well fuck that shit. It was past 7am and I had been up over 24 hours. I was ready to pass out. So she fixed me a place on the bed and we drifted off to sleep.

I woke up about 45 minutes ago with her hot mouth on my dick. One more session for the road! When we finished up she told me to go take a shower then go back to my hotel to go to sleep because her friend was sure to arrive. No argument from me. I took my clothes from the hanger where she had neatly placed them, got dressed, and headed for the door. She told me how to get out of the security gate at the bottom. We hugged and she said that we would talk online and she hoped to see me next time I am in Pattaya.

I am back at the same internet cafe and there is a girl sitting in her same seat and we are smiling back and forth. Will the scenario repeat itself? I doubt it for I have to get back to the hotel. There is a chick who works at the front desk and I kind of made her my girlfriend last time I was here. She gets off at 4pm and I will have to give her her time.

[Junior]

i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.

i use the devils den whenever i find myself in pattaya. while i have never done the [CodeWord140] in mouth thing i know that devils den keep their promises. so if a girls profile says [CodeWord140] in mouth then she will do it when she is with the client.

why anyone would find it of interest is another matter entirely.

junior

[Susu Lover]

[CodeWord109] is sterile.

dicks are not.

i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.

[Sandy Men]

i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.

devil's den (like its counterpart in bangkok. eden club) is something for the. connoisseur. its quite different from most other places in it being exclusively focused on sex. the process is simple. pick the girl, let her pick her partner (or you can), go next door to a mirror walled & ceiling-ed room (with swings, sex toys, uniforms, etc etc) and start doing it. thats also why i have found both places a little uncomfortable for my own tastes. i prefer a more relaxed 'chase' and punt process.

about receiving [CodeWord134]. i don't think thats too common elsewhere.

[Edward M]

i was just looking at the devil's den website. under the profiles of the girls they list what the girls will do (anal, cim, etc). 11 out of the 21 girls "receives: [CodeWord134] in mouth". holy crap! i must admit that i never even considered this to be an option anywhere. sounds very unhealthy. is this for real? is this a normal thing in thailand? i am shocked, and somewhat intrigued.

[Mr Enternational]

Very surprising! Males and females may both use "ฉัน" ("chan") to say "I", but as far as I know,"ดิฉัน" ("dichan") is exclusively used by female speakers and "ผม" ("phom") exclusively by male speakers in this context. "ผม" ("phom") has another meaning: "hair", but I've never heard so far a Thai woman using "ผม" to say "I" (it would worry me!). Or maybe her Thai nickname sounds like something almost similar (for our Farang ears) to this word?

I figure she was just making it easier for him. Thai nickname don't know. But English nickname is Nicky.

[China35]

These girls are good, I'm sure some guys marry some, but they are working girls and are looking to earn bucks any way they can.

Really knobs me off when some sucker calls up and I'm about to bang one. The other night it happened, sounded like a french guy, he was wiring some money out for his honey and wanted phone sex, our end my girl did a great proformance while be done in the ass!

[Betong]

It's so out of place and somewhat shocking to be approached by a farang panhandler

Not in Pattaya! God only knows how many of these jokers are making the rounds these days, but the last time I got approached by one I just laughed and said, you pulled this same routine on me months ago, you need a new one. He kind of slunk away.

Guys get addicted to pussy and not working -- I mean, who wouldn't? -- and they'll try any scam it takes to stick around.

[Goyave]

i was just curious if anyone has ever run into a genuine squirter in pattaya...

not (yet) in pattaya, but in bangkok, yes. i met this gem a few years ago at the bier garten on sukhumvit soi 7. on our first intercourse, it was apparently the first time that it happened to her, and she was a bit ashamed and explained to me that she didn't [CodeWord134]. i told her then that i already knew that it was not [CodeWord134], and that she should not be ashamed and i added that i was proud that she really enjoyed our session. even if she was not a stunner (but a solid 7/10 in my book), she has been one of my favorite girls in bangkok for years (she's a 3-holer too).

[Goyave]

I know the difference but they both used phom.

Very surprising! Males and females may both use "ฉัน" ("chan") to say "I", but as far as I know,"ดิฉัน" ("dichan") is exclusively used by female speakers and "ผม" ("phom") exclusively by male speakers in this context. "ผม" ("phom") has another meaning: "hair", but I've never heard so far a Thai woman using "ผม" to say "I" (it would worry me!). Or maybe her Thai nickname sounds like something almost similar (for our Farang ears) to this word?