Pattaya Reports

[Cunning Stunt]

One thing the author got wrong, the Classroom is NOT a strip club.

One of many. It reads as if a journalist sat in his London office has done a little online research before penning this shit. How many guys has had a girl coo at him and 'I want to be your girlfriend' sounds a bit contrived. 'I wanna go with you' or 'Hello, hansum man' is more realistic.

And, wow, 40% of the girls HIV-positive!!

Of course, tabloids the world over seldom allow the truth get in the way of a good story. The Sun is renowned for printing this sort of salacious, self righteous crap in between the page three pin-ups and ads for sex chat lines.

[Asian Fetish]

That's abit of free publicity for Patts i think. Some people reading that would be saying "bloody perverts",(mostly fat cows i think). While alot of other people would be saying," god blind me, i heard all the stories,but never believed it, better book the next flight there!".( mostly all the fat basterds like me who don't get enough at home).

[BionicMan]

... Not to mention the undisputable fact that the Pattaya sex scene was the direct cause of the Gulf oil spill, Joran Van der Sloot's murderous rampages, and the 9/11 terror attack at the Pentagon and World Trade Center in NY City ... gratutious sex with young girls is responsible for ALL the evil in the world ...

Hey, you forgot the fact that the minute some of the Pattaya girls stopped paying the mortgage of their mansions in Isan, Chang Mei and Udan Thani, the global recession started!

[Belmont]

Price should be 500-800 baht. They ask 1000, but will except less.

When you have a good close look there in soi 6, there are some gems there, I really like the slim, white skinned type, and I often find them there, I think the best thing about soi 6 is the girls attitude, they are up for anything, and I like the convenience of it, like a kid in a sweetshop, choose the girl, pay the 1000 and off you go upstairs, done and dusted. Can't beat that for value.

[Daddy07]

One Brit goes on a shooting rampage and they blame it on his trips to Pattaya!!,..

... Not to mention the undisputable fact that the Pattaya sex scene was the direct cause of the Gulf oil spill, Joran Van der Sloot's murderous rampages, and the 9/11 terror attack at the Pentagon and World Trade Center in NY City ... gratutious sex with young girls is responsible for ALL the evil in the world ...

[Amjeck]

One Brit goes on a shooting rampage and they blame it on his trips to Pattaya!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...rick-Bird.html

One thing the author got wrong, the Classroom is NOT a strip club.

"This is Pattaya in Thailand - home to 50,000 prostitutes"

I think that number is a bit inflated. What you guys think?

[Big Daddy 1906]

One Brit goes on a shooting rampage and they blame it on his trips to Pattaya!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...rick-Bird.html

One thing the author got wrong, the Classroom is NOT a strip club.

[Mouse1]

Headed up to Soi 6 this afternoon, arriving there about 4pm, intending to meet up with girl B since I had missed her last night. I wasn't really annoyed that she hadn't waited for me, as I understand that a customer in the hand is worth two on the way, or something. I didn't expect her to be cross with me, saying I should have waited for her to finish with her other customer... .

Frankly, the girls' hygiene is so good that I am not bothered about previous customers, but I do prefer to be the first of the day, and I do believe that ignorance is bliss. So I wouldn't want to see a girl to walk down the stairs with one customer straight into my arms...

Anyway, it turned out that B hadn't had a customer that day, so that kind of made my mind up. Moreover J was out at the salon having her hair done, so she wouldn't be offended by me seeing her colleague. After we had established that I wasn't a bad man we went upstairs to renew our acquaintance. Interestingly, it emerged that B and J are 'sisters', as in good friends, so I did jokingly suggest that it might be fun to go with 2 girls. B was not up for it.

Afterwards, coming out of the bar I bumped into J and she was pleased to see me. She had been to the salon and messed up her lovely hair! We chatted and J showed me a photo on her phone of her and B together, again saying they were 'sisters'. 'Like family'. And this time it was her that suggested a threesome next night. Hmmm...

[Mouse1]

When you have a good close look there in soi 6, there are some gems there, I really like the slim, white skinned type, and I often find them there, I think the best thing about soi 6 is the girls attitude, they are up for anything, and I like the convenience of it, like a kid in a sweetshop, choose the girl, pay the 1000 and off you go upstairs, done and dusted. Can't beat that for value.

Agree completely.

Hmm, let's see, it's 12.30pm now, bars should be opening soon...

[Diceman]

To Mouse 1,

I never had any girl with good service at soi 6 most are young and inexperience and bad attuide, girl at walking st are better quality but more expensive.

Fast Eddie 48

Thats strange, I find it the opposite, good attitude and good service, maybe a little inexperienced, but that can be a bit of a turn on in its own way.

[Diceman]

I've known a number of seriously nice Soi 6 girls over the years and believe me, they were neither bottom of the barrel nor did they think themselves to be. These were girls who could have worked anywhere in town, and in fact several had come from top Walking Street go-gos. They just preferred the hours, the money, and the job description (shag, get paid) on Soi 6.

Sure, the standard on this soi is low, but the good ones are as good as anywhere else. Just not for B500!

When you have a good close look there in soi 6, there are some gems there, I really like the slim, white skinned type, and I often find them there, I think the best thing about soi 6 is the girls attitude, they are up for anything, and I like the convenience of it, like a kid in a sweetshop, choose the girl, pay the 1000 and off you go upstairs, done and dusted. Can't beat that for value.

[Diceman]

Let me be the first to ask this: Does anyone have a recommended venue for watching the game on Saturday?

Id go to tims bar on 2nd road if I was you, its like a dedicated place for football, with a giant screen, dimmed lights etc, can't vouch for the atmosphere though, I'm here to watch world cup myself having declined to go to south africa, and I'm a bit dissaointed so far.

[Mouse1]

It is my plan to pick one up tonight about 11pm and bring her back for some horizontal jogging in my hotel room.

Predictably enough, despite my arrangements and a couple of texts, when I arrived at the bar at around 11pm, my girl B was 'busy upstairs'. I guess I could have waited, but, er, NO!

I slightly embarrassed myself beforehand by talking to another girl, with an identical figure and smile although a very different hairstyle, thinking it was B. During those few moments conversation I did pick up some very good vibes though, so when the mamasan came over to see what she could do for me, I was very tempted... It turned out that J had started work that afternoon (at that bar). So, a young, potentially inexperienced girl that I had not got to know. A complete unknown, a recipe for disaster, no question.

I paid the barfine, and we strolled off to get a Baht bus to the end of Soi 3. Luckily it had stopped raining (I was most amused earlier to see a traffic cone gently sailing down Beach Road, which must have been a foot under water), so we were able to walk down Soi 3 which gave time for a chat. It turned out she was 23, with a 6-year old child. Yeah, I can do the calculations too... She was very sweet, very smiley and chatty, but with limited English.

We got to my room, where she through her arms around me and gave me a DFK. I responded with enthusiasm, at which she broke away laughing, saying that I was 'ting tong' too. From then on, things went from good to better, then better to best, reaching bestest about an hour or so later. (An hour in mouse time; probably ten minutes in your time!).

She happily drifted off to sleep in my arms afterwards, until we woke at the disgustingly early hour of 7am to put into practice what we had been learning the previous night. Starting off with a very long soixante-neuf, during which she wriggled enthusiastically, as if to say she was enjoying it (or trying to escape!). Afterwards we finished off in about 5 minutes mouse-time(!), followed by a quick shower, and departure. So here I am alone with just my memories and a keyboard...

[Kumbu]

Last night, along with 2 other veteran ISG members for pleasant company, I visited The Cavern...the brand new Peppermint a-go-go now located on the ground floor...Apparently, these two new bars, together with Happy, (an all-time favorite) Baccara, (a great new favorite), and Beach Club (a less traveled stop), share the same owners and this is reflected in the excellent way they all are managed. They all feature the same ‘happy hour’ policy offering draft beer and house spirits at 59 baht each until 9:30pm every night...The quality of the girls is good up to fantastic too...Each bar also has comfortable air conditioned seating...Whoever the owners are, it is obvious that they know how to make money running inexpensive but quality pussy establishments for hungry mongers.

If I didn't so whole heartedly agree with your assessment of these places, I would suspect YOU of being said owner. But I do indeed agree with your review fully. Looks like someone is angling for a Report of Distinction...

[Kumbu]

Great, thanks.

I'll be the large overweight red-faced Brit wearing a football shirt two-sizes too small, clutching a pint of beer and shouting hoarsely. I should be instantly recognizable.

Awesome. I'll try to drop by if I can get into town in time. I will be the brown wiry guy looking sheepish and out of place.