Pattaya Reports

[Goyave]

I know the difference but they both used phom.

Very surprising! Males and females may both use "ฉัน" ("chan") to say "I", but as far as I know,"ดิฉัน" ("dichan") is exclusively used by female speakers and "ผม" ("phom") exclusively by male speakers in this context. "ผม" ("phom") has another meaning: "hair", but I've never heard so far a Thai woman using "ผม" to say "I" (it would worry me!). Or maybe her Thai nickname sounds like something almost similar (for our Farang ears) to this word?

[Mr Enternational]

Maybe HE said this sentence, but a Thai girl (as a female speaker) would not use "phom" (ผม) to say "I", but "chan" (ฉัน) or "dichan" (ดิฉัน), for instance.

I know the difference but they both used phom.

[Doppel One]

Hey Guys, we all know that with an outlay of 3000 baht or so you can have a wonderful time in this fair city. 600 baht barfine from a go-go, drinks + 2K for the girl LT.

But what's the most fun you can squeeze out Pattaya for say 500 baht?

I know I'll be cited as a "cheap Charlie" but I can't understand people who pay top dollar for a not necessarily better experience.

I'lll give you an example.

Last night I went up to Soi 6. I picked a pretty girl from outside one of the bars on the right as you walk up from Beach Road. I bought her an expensive ladies drink (a bacardi breezer) and I had a tonic water. I kissed and cuddled her for an hour, took her top off, had my hands inside her pants, plus I received a hand job (in the bar) and she occassionally nibbled the end of my penis.

Outlay: Her drink 140 baht. Mine 60 baht. 100 baht tip (trickled out in denominations of 20 baht every time she pulled a trick). 20 baht tip for the bar (because they were gracious enought not to throw me out).

Total outlay: 320 baht.

Guys?

[Amjeck]

Guys i know I'm beating a dead horse here, but please don't fall in love with these hookers. I had a regular over last night. She was lying across the bed fully clothed and I was at the desk on my computer. She called a guy and was having a conversation in English. I immediately got up, pulled her shorts and panties to the side, and stuck my dick in her pussy (she stays wet 24/7..that is why she has become a regular). She started moaning while she was talking to the guy. And I could hear him through the phone.

Agree!!!!!

I also do this when the phone rings. Put them in their place because they are hookers! Remember it's us against them. We'll win every time as long as "love" doesn't enter the equation.

[Goyave]

... Phom rak khun is what they told each other before she hung up...

Maybe HE said this sentence, but a Thai girl (as a female speaker) would not use "phom" (ผม) to say "I", but "chan" (ฉัน) or "dichan" (ดิฉัน), for instance.

By the way, I also like to fuck (and anally, when it's possible!) a Thai P4P girl while she is speaking on the phone with one of her sponsors. Priceless!

[Mr Enternational]

Guys I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but please don't fall in love with these hookers. I had a regular over last night. She was lying across the bed fully clothed and I was at the desk on my computer. She called a guy and was having a conversation in English. I immediately got up, pulled her shorts and panties to the side, and stuck my dick in her pussy (she stays wet 24/7..that is why she has become a regular). She started moaning while she was talking to the guy. And I could hear him through the phone. He sounded African. He asked what she was doing. She told him that she was just home alone watching TV. He said it sounds like someone is fucking you. But she denied it. She finally told him that she was running out of time on her cell and that he should call her back later. Phom rak khun is what they told each other before she hung up.

I got up and went back to the desk. He called right back and the scenario repeated itself. This time when she hung up I gave her the fucking of a lifetime. With all of the lights on, the curtains fully opened, and two chairs set up in front of the window, I fucked her where all of Pattaya could see and like fucking would never come in style again. This was about 9pm last night. I didn't wake up again until 5am when I had to go to the bathroom. Then about 6:30 I penetrated her while she was in a dead sleep.

Yesterday when we were at her room I noticed her roommate's keychain was the dog tag of a US Marine. I read it quickly without paying too much attention. My girl told me that it was her friend's boyfriend. I don't know about these days but 20 years ago when I was in the Navy our social security number was on our tags. If it is still the same today then that was an extremely dumb move on his part.

[JohnnieBravo]

I was just curious if anyone has ever run into a genuine squirter in Pattaya.....one that will actually have a G-spot orgasm and actually squirt when she cums.

Thanks,

Johnnie

[Waste Mgmt]

Smarmy English bastard

So off I go at around 9:35pm. Rather than head back down to WS, I went the other way, deeper into the soi, turned right, to Second Street, and then right again. This leads to a soi that can take you back down to WS. As I was walking down second street, a taxi pulls up and this white guy fiddles his way out and hops onto the sidewalk. I don't look at him, but through my peripheral vision, I notice that he is pale, sweaty, and very shifty-eyed. I already don't like the guy - He seems very...smarmy. Anyway, he sees me and in an English accent says to me:

Sweaty, Smarmy, Shifty-Eyed English Bloke: “Do you speak English?
Kumbu: mm-hmm
SSSEB: Do you know your way around here by any chance? I haven't a clue where I am.
K: mm-hmm
SSSEB: Do you know where Tower Hotel is?
K: Tower...umm....nope, sorry.
SSSEB: Are you English?
K: No, American
SSSEB: aw. Well anyway, it doesn't sound good, but I've just been with a Thai prostitute...
K: as have we all.
SSSEB: umm...yeah...anyway, she...blimey, you look like Thai people...
K: I'm not Thai people
SSSEB: That's not meant in a bad way. Anyway, she grabbed me wallet and took off while I was in the shower, and she stole 1000 quid, and I now don' t have a cent on me -
K: You need to go to the police, and don't you mean penny?
SSSEB: Umm, well I did, but the bastards told me all I can do is go to my consulate.
K: Yeah, that's right, and did you?
SSSEB: Well, no, but you see, the thing is I have to phone home coz me mum, you see, she's sick and I have to talk to her, otherwise she gets very upset. So all I really need is 10 quid...
K: (slaps SSSEB on his sweaty shoulder) Good luck my friend, I've never heard of Tower hotel, I hope you find it, take care. (walks away).
SSSEB: (sarcasm) Well thanks very much for your help, mate.

Asshole. Now that I think about it, I saw this very same guy in February, and back then he did the very same thing, and I reacted in exactly the same way. So this is his shtick. Beware of Sweaty, Smarmy, Shifty-Eyed English Bloke.

You absolutely captured this guy to a t. He came up to me in March, EXACT same story. I told him it was a hard luck story and I wished him the best, but I was out of money too, because I had voluntarily handed it all over to bar girls. He got the hint and moved on to the next guy to panhandle. Funny thing is I was eating a couple days before and struck up a conversation with a brit who told me about being approached by the guy. Hell, maybe the guy was an english teacher and found this to be more profitable! It's so out of place and somewhat shocking to be approached by a farang panhandler, that I imagine enough of the easily manipulated take pity on him to throw enough his way to scratch out his meager existence.

[Sharka]

I know better than to fall in love with a Beach Road girl. But guys I tell you its possible to fall in love with this girl.

Showdown

ha ha--I always love it when the brain in your little head downunder swells up bigger than the brain above.

cheers

[Goyave]

... She asked if I wanted smoke or boom boom and if I wanted two girls. She said smoke 300, boom boom 400 and she had a room (she pointed to a shack in the distance.) ...

I guess that she charges 100 baht more than the rates that I am usually quoted there (200 baht for a BBBJ, 300 baht for FS) for the room. The best time to check these "infamous bushes" is probably later in the afternoon (4 or 5 pm, for instance), but it's nice to see that you've been adventurous enough to visit this area!

[Rubberyman]

You don't have to tell me. I fell in love last night and I'm about to do it again today. It always happens to me when I come to Pattaya!

Don't fall in love...it sticks to your face.

[Mr Enternational]

Some time ago, I spoke about a place "in the woods" of South Pattaya (not far away from Arthachinda Road) where one can get a blow job or even FS at a very cheap price (100 or 200 baht for a BBBJTC, 200 or 300 baht for FS, depending on the provider). Of course, the great majority of the girls working in this area are far from being attractive.

I stopped by this place today about 1pm. There were two girls lying down on a mat in the grass. One waved me over. I continued up the street to see if there was anyone else around. There was not so I turned my motorbike around to go back to talk to them. She asked if I wanted smoke or boom boom and if I wanted two girls. She said smoke 300, boom boom 400 and she had a room (she pointed to a shack in the distance.) I didn't try to bargain or anything. As Goyave said, she was far from being attractive but I just wanted to get the scoop. I told her that I was going to Tukcom and would come back later.

[Mr Enternational]

I know better than to fall in love with a Beach Road girl. But guys I tell you its possible to fall in love with this girl.
Showdown

You don't have to tell me. I fell in love last night and I'm about to do it again today. It always happens to me when I come to Pattaya!

[Adprman]

Kumbu,

You are without a doubt a creative talented writer that could make a living writing about any subject.

Thanks!

[Mackin]

I thing we can award Kimbu an "Honary Degree of Monger Writing" . You must have been trained at a highly reguarded school of creative writing for mongers.

Very good reading and excellent word selection.