Pattaya Reports

[Royxxx23]

I have been visiting LOS for the past 10yrs been to many places in LOS and just booked my next trip in October. I am considering Pattaya as my last visit was a blast.

What I was hoping for from you fellow mongerers was a "real" opinion of Pattaya of late. From the reports here it goes from one extreme to another ie Totally dead, no tourists, costs 500bht to 1500bht to very expensive, many tourists, low quality 3000 bht+

On all my visits I would average between 1000-2000bht regardless of venue ie GoGo, beer bar, disco with very very little refusal, quality 6/7 to 9. That said experience of GoGos not as much as bars/discos etc

Please could someone provide an unbiased view as there seems to be alot of conflicting opinions here as in the past there did not seem to be so much focus by type/venue/quality eg Spinners getting 3000bht+, you simply made an offer of what you were willing pay regardless of venue/type and got an answer. More often than not its accepted. It seems there are so many variables now as to what a monger should/should not pay or where to go etc

I would be very greatful to anyone who can provide the "real" lowdown in simple terms

The average going rate?

Is it really busy/dead for tourist/mongering numbers?

General opinion of quality and type of girls. One shot, GFE (usually hit and miss)

Some of the quality places (vary over time/management)

General opinion of Pattaya vs 2/3 yrs ago

Anyone who can provide this I would definately buy a pint in appreciation even if only virtual for now, unless your in Patts in October.

Above aside, as always this is still a great site and ground zero for mongering all over the world so keep up the great info guys.

Roy

[Dans Asia]

[QUOTE=The Departed]

QUOTE]Dan: Fist fuckees are a niche market. For example, less than 10% of Pattaya hos will do ass fucking. Many are opposed to it on ideological reasons and other have tried it with the wrong guy. I always get them to open up like they are having a crap and ease into my dick. Not all of them want that.

Yeah, I get that. So where and how do you find these girls willing to do it. How / what do you ask.

Even more important - what do you pay?

[Tom Mabuhay]

It's just a matter of money. You probably didn't offer enough for the LT. Stunners are now getting 3000-5000 LT. I don't now if your girl was a stunner, but these prices just show where the market is headed. Pattaya, unfortunately, is falling apart!

Your comment is. Sorry to say. Just nonsense. The girls are laughing at the stupid guys paying such silly amounts of money! Probably you are one of those tourists who just stay a few days and are not patient enough to choose a nice one.

[The Departed]

Galaxy Bar, Walking Street - "European women".
I asked the Thai waitress about barfines, and she confirmed - US$1,000, plus whatever is negotiated with the girl for sex!!! ...The Galaxy Club drink list made me cough up my Jack D - some bottles of expensive whiskey or champagne for 75,000Bt - that is not a misprint. I left after my drink and went next door to Polo Club (same owner).

Excellent report. But who are the whackos paying these prices? Ordinary Japanese and Arabs aren't, I am sure. Also, someone posted about Craigslist prices and said something about supply and demand.

Although it takes all types, yet you were able to get a better deal and probably service from a LBFM for 500bt next door in a joint run by the same clows. Only in Thailand?

[Piper1]

Galaxy Bar, Walking Street - "European women".

I checked this place out briefly a few months ago, but decided to check it out again again because I couldn't believe a previous poster who said the barfine was US$1,000. I sat and ordered a drink and watched the pole-dancing Russian girls - some hotties. Within 2 minutes a hot blonde Ukranian girl was all over me, trying to get lady-drinks from me. At 1000Bt minimum, I said no thanks, I'm leaving soon. Next a topless Russian brunette started lap-dancing on me while Blondie kept stroking me with a smile. The 3-minute lap-dance finished, and Brunette asked for tips to be stashed in her garter belt. I said no thanks. At that moment, Blondie and Brunette looked at me with disgust, got up and left and targeted some Arab guys.

I asked the Thai waitress about barfines, and she confirmed - US$1,000, plus whatever is negotiated with the girl for sex!!! I laughed and said she must be joking - I can get a girl with no barfine, or at most, US$20. She said "But these are European girls". I replied "Yes, for rich stupid guys". She winked and laughed in agreement. The Galaxy Club drink list made me cough up my Jack D - some bottles of expensive whiskey or champagne for 75,000Bt. That is not a misprint. I left after my drink and went next door to Polo Club (same owner).

Polo Club

At Polo Club next door I watched the fun floor show, got a great back, arm and neck massage by two girls while I watched the show, and an hour later I barfined the cuter girl massaging me - for 500BT (the cutie in the photos).

Performing Vaginas

Cutie and I left Polo Club, and I asked her to take me somewhere fun. She took me to a small hidden upstairs bar in Walking Street where her room-mate works as a waitress (Play Bar), and we watched the bizarre show for about 30 minutes. It was a series of two-minute acts, with various girls getting onto the stage, doing interesting things involving their vaginas (can I say "vaginas" on ISG?).

The performing vagina acts involved sharp-shooting with ping-pong balls, sucking up boiled eggs from the outer-labia towards the cervix, cigarette-smoking vaginas, etc. One skilled girl managed to shoot darts from a tube in her pussy and burst a balloon she asked me to hold up. Another girl showed how she could pull a long string with about 20 razor blades attached from deep within her pussy. There were only three guys in the tiny bar, including me. I had more fun watching the two young guys' faces of horror than I did watching the acts.

After showing the girls a few of my own amateur magician tricks to their laughter, they threw me the razor blades - fake of course, but still sharp enough to be dangerous.

My girl for the night said it's the first time she had been at her room-mate's club - maybe she was being honest - she's new from Isaan, and looked shocked at the acts.
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Another photo of Cutie - more in photo gallery.

[Amjeck]

2. The sex scene, though massive, is very homogenous - despite the many options for places to meet girls, it all feels very much the same after a few days...primarily because the girls tend to be (and say and do) all the same (things).

I agree. It's starting to feel like Patong, IMO.

[Amjeck]

Vibing with the girls, however, was a big issue. I found Pattaya girls to be too hardened for my taste.

I agree. They've become a lot harder in the last couple of years. Tourists (not seasoned mongers) have spoiled them!

[Run Mann]

I definitely second that opinion (except maybe the point about mongerer homicides being common?).

Did not say "mongerer's homicides were common" although it is under-reported. That homicide reference was about the general populous.

[Bonzo1]

It's just a matter of money. You probably didn't offer enough for the LT. Stunners are now getting 3000-5000 LT. I don't now if your girl was a stunner, but these prices just show where the market is headed. Pattaya, unfortunately, is falling apart!

I assure you, money was not at all the issue - I paid over market rates and would have gladly paid more for better experiences. Vibing with the girls, however, was a big issue. I found Pattaya girls to be too hardened for my taste. That's kind of a duh comment, I realize.

I also wasn't saying there aren't tons of other things to do in Pattaya (there most certainly are!) - but limiting the scope to the sex scene I was trying to distinguish the type of EXPERIENCE one has with the girls in Pattaya versus other mongering destinations. To me Pattaya breaks down like this:

1. A good place to have as much cheap sex as possible, and some pretty wild sexual experiences.

2. The sex scene, though massive, is very homogenous - despite the many options for places to meet girls, it all feels very much the same after a few days...primarily because the girls tend to be (and say and do) all the same (things).

Therefore, personally I found it quite monotonous and cold/lonely after a few days, especially compared to other places.

YMMV, as may your preferences.

Cheers,

-B-

[Bonzo1]

[QUOTE=The Departed]

QUOTE]


As regards Bonzo sex, looking for ltr and saying Pattaya is boring. I hummed over your post for a while. The way I see it is if you are on your own, you have to have an activity plan, something you are going to do every day or so. That might be golf, scuba diving, the gym, going to church and temple, getting drunk.

100% agree. That's pretty much what I meant, though also meant that it's just so in your face in Pattaya that there is zero illusion that it is anything other than "paying them to leave". I suppose I like the illusion, even though I also like to get rid of them, usually fairly quickly

Cheers mate.

[Amjeck]

I don't have any problem to get stunners LT for 2000-2500 baht, sometimes 1500 thb if she really likes me.

Where are you pulling them from?

[Idea99]

It's just a matter of money. You probably didn't offer enough for the LT. Stunners are now getting 3000-5000 LT. I don't now if your girl was a stunner, but these prices just show where the market is headed. Pattaya, unfortunately, is falling apart!

I don't have any problem to get stunners LT for 2000-2500 baht, sometimes 1500 thb if she really likes me.

[Fun And Sun]

I agree with most of your report with the exception of the above statement. You do realize that there are no “completely safe” destinations anywhere in the world. Considering the composition of its inhabitants and guests, coupled with the crime rate, I would classify Pattaya as being relatively safe. The crime rate in Pattaya is real, robberies, burglaries, assaults, homicides and petty crimes are not uncommon but if you keep your wits about you and don't go looking for trouble, you can have the time of your life. Comparatively speaking, Pattaya is still a (monger’s) paradise despite the "Chicken Little" cries heard here as of late.

I definitely second that opinion (except maybe the point about mongerer homicides being common?). Compared to other mongering destinations I have been to, one really has to do something really really dumb, or have some extraordinary bad luck, to get into trouble in Pattaya. Some of the things I have seen farangs do in terms of acting up, being drunk, disrespecting locals, would have gotten them a beating or maybe even stabbed or shot in other places.

Sure there are the ladyboys, pick pockets, petty thiefs, petty drug dealers, but other places have kidnappings, police shoot outs, violent gangs, and so on which Pattaya (IMHO) doesn't have any of.

The most likely source of trouble is probably drunk knuckle dragger farangs that will try to pick a fight, but there are so many cops around that this isn't really an issue either, again IMHO.

Sure Pattaya has some minor safety issues, but nothing worse than walking the streets of any city late at night I would have to say.

No reason to let your guard down completely, but all I do is keep an eye on my belongings, keep a bit of "small money" in my pocket and "big money" in my shoe, and calmly keep walking if approached by a ladyboy or drug dealer/user. (It is much harder to pickpocket/rob a moving target.) I also try to avoid being completely drunk and roaming aimlessly from bar to bar late at night also, although this isn't always a success...

[The Departed]

[QUOTE=Dans Asia]QUOTE]

Dan: Fist fuckees are a niche market. For example, less than 10% of Pattaya hos will do ass fucking. Many are opposed to it on ideological reasons and other have tried it with the wrong guy. I always get them to open up like they are having a crap and ease into my dick. Not all of them want that.

I have found another provider. Older and fatter is not the problem. Sefe sex is. So much for my Gonzo sex.

As regards Bonzo sex, looking for ltr and saying Pattaya is boring. I hummed over your post for a while. The way I see it is if you are on your own, you have to have an activity plan, something you are going to do every day or so. That might be golf, scuba diving, the gym, going to church and temple, getting drunk.

The hookers will not provide the order and company you want. They are good time girls, who do a basic service of spreading their legs in return for money, sperm and food.
The way to disaster is to think they are anything more. That is their job. Sure, they will play along with you if you pay them enough. But the old saying is; we pay them to leave.

Piper 1: 4 am people should be in bed. Now you, kind sir, spent very little. The Russians and Scandinavians spent a lot. Guess who the authorities want center $$tage?

[Piper1]

Sounds like a delightful place. I've always wondering why I don't spend more time in Patts.

That was nearly 4:00am on the dark beach road last night. Now it's 11pm, and completely different. I'm wandering around Beach Road and Second Street - and all the sois in between - lots of tourist families and singles walking around, shops open and bright. Just popped into an internet cafe to cool down and drink a carrot juice - good for the liver!

Gotta say some of the scandinavian and Russian tourist girls wandering around in pairs are looking very tempting. My middle-age fantasy-theory is that because there's an over-supply of Thai girls available for small money, the tourist girls cannot get laid, so they will happily respond to my romantic advances. I'll test that theory a little later tonight.