Pattaya Reports

[Pocket Sushi]

Hi Gentlemen,

I will be travelling to LOS for the 1st time. I am staying 4 weeks, travelling everywhere.

I will spend some time in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket. I was wondering if you could give me some advice. Some of my questions may sound silly...

1) GENERAL QUESTION: where can one find the hottest & best-looking working Thai girls at reasonable prices? BKK, Pattaya, Samui or Phuket?

2. GENERAL QUESTION: where is the best places to get these girls? go-go bars, massage parlors or freelancers on the street? (could you name some actual places and locations that are sure-shots)

3. SPECIFIC QUESTIONS: would you mind telling me which are your top 5 hotels to stay at in terms of price, comfort and girl-friendliness?; where even the staff is available for ST/LT...? (for Pattaya, Phuket and BKK)

I am just trying to get myself veered in the right direction. I want to be as efficient as possible.

Also, I have a fetish for nylons, pantyhose and uniforms (schoolgirl, air stewardess, nurse, maid, etc...). I am aware that there are supposedly bars that cater to these types of places. Would you know of any in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket?

Thank you so much, and I await your answers with impatience.

M2

You can find a lot more info by reading the forum here but I'll try to generally answer your general questions.

1. BKK & Pattaya. KS and Phuket do have some nightlife & a good time can be had but its nothing compared to B & P.

2. I prefer go go girls over freelancers for a variety of reasons. Namely medical checks and if one runs or rips you off you can return to the club and state your case. With a FL you have no recourse for theft and a much higher chance of getting an STD. In BKK just go to Soi Cowboy. In Pattaya go to Walking Street. Names of clubs are not necessary as there are so many in both places. Best to just check them out at your leisure. There are also many good picks at the beer gardens which are cheaper than the go go clubs.

3. In BKK I usually stay at Nana Plaza Hotel or one of the smaller hotels near Nana Plaza on Soi 4. All hotels in this area are girl friendly. Other hotels in other areas often have a join fee which I hate. In Pattaya I stay at one of the places on Soi 13 just off Walking Street. Dynasty Hotel or Sandy Springs Hotel. Both are relatively cheap and are near all the action. Personally I don't bring girls who work at the hotel club I'm staying at unless I'm slumming at the Penthouse which is connected to the Kitten Club next door. This can lead to much drama and some rude comments when you bring a different catch home the next day. With so many to choose from, its not worth the hassle. I'm sure you've heard. Don't shit where you eat.

4. Thais will do any fetish for the right price. It's all about the baht in LOS. Stockings you can get there. Uniform costumes might need to be brought with you. Careful though. A buddy of mine bought a Lady Cop uni from Ebay and somehow lost the keys to the handcuffs. While he was still handcuffed to the bed. LOL. Luckily the girl didn't leave him stranded there but from what I understand it was an embarrassing moment when the hotel handyman was called to cut him loose.

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[Horologist]

From ML:

A soapy MP girl I fancied once (at the Thermae) told me all about the Thai Prime Minister's penile implant (no not Thaksin). I presume these days that the little Vitamin V or Vitamin C may have drastically reduced the need for Penile Implants. : D

ML. Might you be refering to the infamous "Noi" from Thermae? Beautiful face, big knockers, (made an awful racket when she ate), hails from Chumpon. Or maybe her close friends Nueng and Bau. The Thai VIP with the intials A. P? Know that crowd too well! Happy to share photo's, stories, even current phone numbers but not here publicly.

[M P Lurker]

I thought it stood for Penile Inplant? Wow! You learn something everyday.

Was Magnum P.I. a super large Penile Implant?

A soapy MP girl I fancied once (at the Thermae) told me all about the Thai Prime Minister's penile implant (no not Thaksin). I presume these days that the little Vitamin V or Vitamin C may have drastically reduced the need for Penile Implants.

I don't really know much about this topic. I'm just speculating wildly.
Anyway its great that older blokes can be assisted when necessary and can monger to the fullest.

[M P Lurker]

Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".

I have a lot of trouble spelling it too. We all do. No insult intended.

[Old Thai Hand]

I am, and it's good to see your sense of humor is still intact.

Well, in that case, you're correct. I did have a PI and it was while I was in the PI working as a PI.

[Run Mann]

I am hoping you're being as facetious as I am.

I am, and it's good to see your sense of humor is still intact.

[Old Thai Hand]

Another subject you're an expert on, you would think this because you have one?

I am hoping you're being as facetious as I am.

[Lover Boy #2]

They hate their dark skins, which is why they don't like Indians. Ironically, thais must be part Indian, because I see many thais who LOOK Indian! It's called INDO-China for a reason. Homogenous race: balloney! LOL.

Really, this is why thais hate themselves. I am dark = I suck. Low self esteem = low behavior. Which is why the place is a craphole, they can't tell the truth, and think their king is some kind of living deity.

Truth hurts!

I vote we drop this subject for now.......but the above really does look like a very intelligent analysis of the situation. The whole thing is about self hate and Thai being the center of the world (it's not!). It's also a lot of crap that Thais who have been to an American/western university somehow should be expected to escape from this situation. They go to a university in the west.....stay with mostly Thai people in their social group, want to eat only Thai food most of the time and pull the same shit off their soil that they pull on it. They then return to the fatherland at some point....and act the same as when they left (i.e. that "lie" thing they are famous for, men causing termoil in interpersonal relationships with drinking and "hanging" with Thai men, racism, etc.). This is a generalisation of course....but fits the many Thais I have been involved with (male and female on a non-sexual basis) in the west.

[Run Mann]

I thought it stood for Penile Inplant?

Another subject you're an expert on, you would think this because you have one?

[Old Thai Hand]

Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".

I thought it stood for Penile Inplant? Wow! You learn something everyday.

[Warbucks]

Looks like Americans GIs used PI because they had trouble spelling "The Philippines"
It is a tricky word.

Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".

[Old Thai Hand]

They hate their dark skins, which is why they don't like Indians. Ironically, thais must be part Indian, because I see many thais who LOOK Indian! It's called INDO-China for a reason. Homogenous race: balloney! LOL.

Really, this is why thais hate themselves. I am dark = I suck. Low self esteem = low behavior. Which is why the place is a craphole, they can't tell the truth, and think their king is some kind of living deity.

Truth hurts!

An in-depth and sensitive understanding of Thai culture. My hat's off to you.

[Ibeme]

ML,

Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly how it came about (sigh).

[1Ball]

Mick, of course, you know my question was a joke........

Looks like Americans GIs used PI because they had trouble spelling "The Philippines"
It is a tricky word.

[M P Lurker]

PI = Phillipines

Looks like Americans GIs used PI because they had trouble spelling "The Philippines"
It is a tricky word.