Pattaya Reports

[Fast Eddie 48]

Gentlemen,

Can you give me any idea what the rain situation is usually like say at mid to late May? Is that a time of the year it usually rains all day hard or just a passing quick shower? Do the sois usually get flooded at that time of year?

Thanks

Mono,

May is not the wettest month I was in bangkok in mid may last yr for a week ,it only rain 2 days at night but it was hot during the day july to oct is the wettest month , may is a slow month with cheap hotel rate and many girl to pick from the bar .

Fast eddie 48

[Petemcc]

Sorry chaps. Having read my report I can see it was full of typos and there are a few omissions, and as it was written for a different forum, it may seem a bit confusing, so sorry for those who found it hard going.
Pete

[Nortelx]

Lemon Tree,

For what it is worth I am a native English speaker and even I had some trouble stumbling over a few of Petemcc's prose. Aussie "English" is like that sometimes.

Don't let it bother you.

Petemcc,

I enjoyed your report even with the LB part. Everybody has their thing and it was all part of your trip. Honest reporting to say the least.

[Richo Stevens]

Cheers mate, Pete

Yap, must say; it was fucking great - in all aspects :-)

[It Travel]

Like others have said - the major problem with Penthouse is the "visitors" - the 6 legged ones (that and the possible musty odor and perhaps a bit of mold.) If you are "OK" with Mockva prices, you will be in HEAVEN in Muangthai. (COST - it's a major reason I stopped going to Russia, although I can't get some of the things I particularly like in Thailand, but take the good with the bad...) Secrets is actually a better hotel, but they don't have the multi-mirrored booms and boom-boom chairs etc. If you stay in the "better rooms" (suites, etc) in Penthouse you might have a better room, but try to stay up on the upper floors if you have an outside room or the noise will prevent a lot of sleep (or take ear plugs)

I T ' S L O U D!! with the bars so close (I can't hear you over the noise WHAT DID YOU SAY??)

<smile> just don't go running up the prices for all of us other "poor" folks. Go-go bars have some very appealing talent, but the starfish "problem" is pervasive. Believe it or not, some better performance can be obtained from BEER BAR ladies. and the strassenlaufern are good on beach depending on time of day

Read the info about riding the BAHT BUSES (covered pick-up trucks) to keep your transport costs to a minimum (10B per ride up to Big C and back - each way)

enjoy your trip - I always do.

I understand your Russia problem, so I switched over to Kiev... generally 50% less and I still found thos white teen blondinkas i love!

Coming to LBFM (little Brown Fucking Machines), whats really LT... most of my fucking is done (with my blondinkas) between 7 and 12 am... so??

I feel that anal si not so wide spread and a nice anal fuck ending with a good BBBJ + CIM or COF is still the best sex i know! I think I have to contact mamasan for avaliable ladies...?

IT


PS I red in some correspondence or somewhere there is a bar where the girls soing anal are on a side the "normal" ones on another... is it still true?

[It Travel]

I have never had two girls in Thailand at the same time so I can't speak on cum sharing. As far as pros, I have never had a problem with BBBJ or COF. Never tried CIM. Any time I have asked a pro about anal they always tell me to go get lady boy for that. I have also never done anal with a Thai non-pro. I have never been asked for an extra tip for fotos...and the non-pros that I know don't mind as well!

On ground I'm an anal enthusuast and an enthusuast of having several girls... I think I'll have to firnd (as written) the right mamasan!

the pity is that LBFM are perfect bodied fore heavy anal fucking... with a small group COF...

I'm tinhinking on three girls on ground I want to see a real nice and heavy lesbian action on a bed, naturally I'll get rock hard and I nide a cutie who "speaks" to my best friend while I'm so excited...

IT

[It Travel]

When you have 2 girls, they will change condoms as they switch. So don't expect cum sharing. They might, however, if you give them loads of money.

Anal, some do but most won't (in my experience).

I have no idea what 'holees' (sic) mean. You should give extra for photo session. But respect their wishes, if they object.

So I think that I have to ask clearly the mamasan for what I want... At least BBBJ and CIM or COF....

Sorry I wrote wrong I was meaning nine holes... three girls = nine holes! I have to "travel" some before deciding where to cum! (usualli in mouth, because it's withouth condom! I hate to cum in condoms!)...

IT

[Lemon Tree]

Well, it seems to be hard for me to improve my colloquial English. The only one, who could do it, is already dead since 1994.
Herr Heinrich Karl Bukowski, for “ fucking intellectual English readers “ better known as Mr. Charles Bukowski wrote nearly in the same style. Nearly.
So who could teach me? The author of the report? Hard to believe that. If I internalise his drinking habits, I would have forgotten the next day, what “fucken words” he taught me.
Or otherwise I confound all the things, drink that kamagra gel out of the decent fucken American Durex Performax condoms, get a stiff neck and wonder the next day, that this fucked my brain out and I understood only ting tong.
Well, Mr. Petemcc, to each his own.
I only wrote, that it was hard for me to understand this text. And I hope I can survive, if I don’t try to improve my colloquial English.
But of course I will read your interesting reports in the future again. Hope it will become easier and better for me every time.

All the best for you

Lemon Tree

[Petemcc]

Lemon, good advice:
1) Improve your English.
2)Improve your colloquial English.
3)Only read posts by Giotto and his pals.

I agree!
Fuck is a remarkable word. There was actually an article in New Scientist last month about swearing and how useful it is etc, and one thing it posted out was the word fuck being used to create new words, like infuckingcredible!

Sorry mate if my writing style is hard to understand, but it's the way I do it.
I do however hope you got something from it.
Cheers
Pete

[Giotto]

...
3)Only read posts by Giotto and his pals.

Terry Terrier,

LOL. Peace!

Petemcc's report is an excellent and funny read - and if you had not linked it to the reports of distinction I had done that today .

Petemcc, thanks, great report!


Giotto

[Monopoly]

Gentlemen,

Can you give me any idea what the rain situation is usually like say at mid to late May? Is that a time of the year it usually rains all day hard or just a passing quick shower? Do the sois usually get flooded at that time of year?

Thanks

[Tazzy Devil]

Good read.

Can you tell me where Shooters is?

Name rings a bell but cannot think of where it is.

Was "Lennies" situated in Soi Diamond off Walking Street,
has a realy good range of local & imported beers

[Deejay3]

Wow What a report! Funny or what?

[ThaiLearner]

Good read.

Can you tell me where Shooters is?

Name rings a bell but cannot think of where it is.

[Andy1974]

Petemcc, very possibly the funniest report i have ever read, hope you and ting tong joy have fun in BKK.