Pattaya Reports

[It Travel]

Like others have said - the major problem with Penthouse is the "visitors" - the 6 legged ones (that and the possible musty odor and perhaps a bit of mold.) If you are "OK" with Mockva prices, you will be in HEAVEN in Muangthai. (COST - it's a major reason I stopped going to Russia, although I can't get some of the things I particularly like in Thailand, but take the good with the bad...) Secrets is actually a better hotel, but they don't have the multi-mirrored booms and boom-boom chairs etc. If you stay in the "better rooms" (suites, etc) in Penthouse you might have a better room, but try to stay up on the upper floors if you have an outside room or the noise will prevent a lot of sleep (or take ear plugs)

I T ' S L O U D!! with the bars so close (I can't hear you over the noise WHAT DID YOU SAY??)

<smile> just don't go running up the prices for all of us other "poor" folks. Go-go bars have some very appealing talent, but the starfish "problem" is pervasive. Believe it or not, some better performance can be obtained from BEER BAR ladies. and the strassenlaufern are good on beach depending on time of day

Read the info about riding the BAHT BUSES (covered pick-up trucks) to keep your transport costs to a minimum (10B per ride up to Big C and back - each way)

enjoy your trip - I always do.

I understand your Russia problem, so I switched over to Kiev... generally 50% less and I still found thos white teen blondinkas i love!

Coming to LBFM (little Brown Fucking Machines), whats really LT... most of my fucking is done (with my blondinkas) between 7 and 12 am... so??

I feel that anal si not so wide spread and a nice anal fuck ending with a good BBBJ + CIM or COF is still the best sex i know! I think I have to contact mamasan for avaliable ladies...?

IT


PS I red in some correspondence or somewhere there is a bar where the girls soing anal are on a side the "normal" ones on another... is it still true?

[It Travel]

I have never had two girls in Thailand at the same time so I can't speak on cum sharing. As far as pros, I have never had a problem with BBBJ or COF. Never tried CIM. Any time I have asked a pro about anal they always tell me to go get lady boy for that. I have also never done anal with a Thai non-pro. I have never been asked for an extra tip for fotos...and the non-pros that I know don't mind as well!

On ground I'm an anal enthusuast and an enthusuast of having several girls... I think I'll have to firnd (as written) the right mamasan!

the pity is that LBFM are perfect bodied fore heavy anal fucking... with a small group COF...

I'm tinhinking on three girls on ground I want to see a real nice and heavy lesbian action on a bed, naturally I'll get rock hard and I nide a cutie who "speaks" to my best friend while I'm so excited...

IT

[It Travel]

When you have 2 girls, they will change condoms as they switch. So don't expect cum sharing. They might, however, if you give them loads of money.

Anal, some do but most won't (in my experience).

I have no idea what 'holees' (sic) mean. You should give extra for photo session. But respect their wishes, if they object.

So I think that I have to ask clearly the mamasan for what I want... At least BBBJ and CIM or COF....

Sorry I wrote wrong I was meaning nine holes... three girls = nine holes! I have to "travel" some before deciding where to cum! (usualli in mouth, because it's withouth condom! I hate to cum in condoms!)...

IT

[Lemon Tree]

Well, it seems to be hard for me to improve my colloquial English. The only one, who could do it, is already dead since 1994.
Herr Heinrich Karl Bukowski, for “ fucking intellectual English readers “ better known as Mr. Charles Bukowski wrote nearly in the same style. Nearly.
So who could teach me? The author of the report? Hard to believe that. If I internalise his drinking habits, I would have forgotten the next day, what “fucken words” he taught me.
Or otherwise I confound all the things, drink that kamagra gel out of the decent fucken American Durex Performax condoms, get a stiff neck and wonder the next day, that this fucked my brain out and I understood only ting tong.
Well, Mr. Petemcc, to each his own.
I only wrote, that it was hard for me to understand this text. And I hope I can survive, if I don’t try to improve my colloquial English.
But of course I will read your interesting reports in the future again. Hope it will become easier and better for me every time.

All the best for you

Lemon Tree

[Petemcc]

Lemon, good advice:
1) Improve your English.
2)Improve your colloquial English.
3)Only read posts by Giotto and his pals.

I agree!
Fuck is a remarkable word. There was actually an article in New Scientist last month about swearing and how useful it is etc, and one thing it posted out was the word fuck being used to create new words, like infuckingcredible!

Sorry mate if my writing style is hard to understand, but it's the way I do it.
I do however hope you got something from it.
Cheers
Pete

[Giotto]

...
3)Only read posts by Giotto and his pals.

Terry Terrier,

LOL. Peace!

Petemcc's report is an excellent and funny read - and if you had not linked it to the reports of distinction I had done that today .

Petemcc, thanks, great report!


Giotto

[Monopoly]

Gentlemen,

Can you give me any idea what the rain situation is usually like say at mid to late May? Is that a time of the year it usually rains all day hard or just a passing quick shower? Do the sois usually get flooded at that time of year?

Thanks

[Tazzy Devil]

Good read.

Can you tell me where Shooters is?

Name rings a bell but cannot think of where it is.

Was "Lennies" situated in Soi Diamond off Walking Street,
has a realy good range of local & imported beers

[Deejay3]

Wow What a report! Funny or what?

[ThaiLearner]

Good read.

Can you tell me where Shooters is?

Name rings a bell but cannot think of where it is.

[Andy1974]

Petemcc, very possibly the funniest report i have ever read, hope you and ting tong joy have fun in BKK.

[Petemcc]

you guys who remember my account of my first trip to pattaya about 20 months ago will remember i made a **** of myself. well, this time i made up formit, i think.

this was all posted on another forum, but i've tried to make it understandable for you guys by editing it, anyway, i hope you enjoy it.

where to start?

travelling is always a bastard and those check-in queues and little things that go wrong and [CodeWord140] you off, together with the huge queues at immigration, make you wonder if it's worth while?

anyway, clearing immigration was a piece of [CodeWord140], but what's with the russians and germans? they've taken over bangkok airport i think.

i had booked mr t taxi, and sure enough the driver was there. we travelled in a late model small european type car, which was fine. the driver took me to a small service area about 45 minutes out from the airport where i had breakfast, and then on to pattaya. oh, i had forgotten how completely fucked up and mad road users are here, but we got there in one peace.

we found the rockhouse. i was really surprised on the way in that the whole area was so busy, and alive. it looked as though everything a monger or even tourist could want was in a short stagger.

anyway, i rocked up to the rockhouse where i was met by joy, the daytime cashier. i don't think we got off on a particularly good footing because i didn't realise i had to pay for my stay upfront, plus a deposit, so i had to go and get some cash from the atm, which is a good 2 minutes walk away.

returning, i went to my room, number 3 at the very top of the building. unfortunately it smelt quite fushty, like of stale smoke, but i just wanted to get my head down for a few hours and think about that afterwards. when i threw back the quilt, i realised that it and the sheets had not been changed and smelt of smoke and people, so it was back downstairs to see joy to register my complaint. i think we established that the last guest had only just booked out and the cleaner wouldn't be there until 3pm, so that was sleeping out. so, what do you do when you can't have a kip (well apart from the obvious in pattaya)? yeah, drink, or should i say continue drinking (started before i left home and continued on the plane). so it was me and joy. ting tong joy is what i call her. i've spent 2 days 'with her' during the daytime hours, drinking and buying her drinks, and trying to understand her and the goings on around the place. she is very helpful- offers advice on where to go, got me a sim card and a top-up, and let me sit there and drink [CodeWord140] and tallk shit. anyway, after about 12 drinks (this is between 1030 and 1430 so i am not an alcoholic) i decided i'd better go for a wander to see what is around the place, and the answer is everything. there's enough bars on the metro alone for a bar crawl, places to eat galore (bob's bbq and grill is next door), and even a gogo (champagne) about 20 metres away.

by the time i returned from my wanderings, around 1600, the girls were showing up, as did the cleaner, or is she a girl and the stand-by cleaner? i think that is it, is it da? i think if she stands in for either a cashier or cleaner. on day 2 i actually joked with her that i could take her lt and she could clean my room when she got up, and i think she agreed, anyway, we'll see. the girls are all cuties, and so is the boy (later).

i am not sure what transpired next, but around about 7pm joy asked me to bf her, but only for st, and it was for a silly amount of money. apparently she wanted to go to a disco afterwards with her friends. don't get me wrong, joy does it for me, ting tong or not, and i have no doubt whatsoever that i will end up bf'g her before i go, but on my terms!

i think that night i had been buying most of the girls a drink, or 2. i seemed to be an easy target, big heart, or just a sucker for a pretty face, whatever, but this continued into day 2 and has to stop. i have 3 beers and end up 700-1000? out of pocket! maybe it's an investment, we'll see.

anyway, i realised that i was missing the curry downstairs, and fortunately by the time i got down there was some left, and bloody good it was too-chicken madras. incidentelly, i had one on day 2 from an indian round the corner (details will be elsewhere) and it was shite, and nowhere near the standard of bigleg's.

i met the owner, alex, and a few other distinguished board members like kolobos, jack burton, casper, bigleg, and lots more, but i was just too pissed to remember.

anyway, joy was all over me like a rash now, but in a way showing her displeasure at me. to be honest though, although joy looks like she could be high maintenance, you'd have to lt her to do her justice.

out of the blue another cutie comes and sits beside me, again names are not my forte. she asked me for a drink, to which i obliged and then asked me to bf her. even in drunk mode, my decision was made in about a nanosecond. i may post pics of joy and her here, but i will ask for approval first from management as this is a relatively unsecure forum-but they are fully clothed pics. so more drinks, and then upstairs with cutie. unfortunately though i was too fucked to perform. the signals that go from your head to your penis got drowned somewhere en route, so although i did my best to do things to cutie (and she didn't like daty), i ended up just cuddling up and going to sleep-which was nice. morning time though, the signal got through and i felt like a man again, but unfortunately after pop no 1, cutie went for a shower and got dressed. i was too fucked to argue, and probably, definitely legally still intoxicated, sio i said whatever, paid her and said goodbye. i returned to bed and dozed for a few hours before starting it all again-day 2 to follow later.

i know there's not much exciting here so far, but maybe just a newbie hint. be careful buying these cute little things drinks, it really does mount up. still, it's forr as good cause.

cheers

wtf? i can't remember much about day 2 apart from drinking with ting tong joy most of the day. i am sure i did more than just that, in fact i know i went somewhere else, i just can't remember!

what i do remember though is getting to shooters. i know that stuff has already been written about that night, but here's my take.

first of all, for a septic, brucemangostein is a top bloke, mind you so is jack burton, and the others i have met. this was a good opportunity to meet other bms especially the ones i had forgotten from the previous day.

shooters has some top women working there, half of whom have some sort of attraction to casper, but each to their own i suppose. to cut a long story short, i decided to bf one of casper's ex conquests, cute thing that she was, but then i was faced with a problem, or not. there was this really fucken filthy looking one, probably only a 5/10, but she kept smiling at me and i kept thinking about screwing her arse off. when i bfd the cute one, she looked so disappointed. i discussed this briefly with the guys around the table, and can i tell you all, ask these guys a question and you'll get the answer you want. i think kolobos suggested i barfine them both, what a stroke of genius, and the rest of the lads agreed. i thought about it for nanoseconds and bfd the slutty one. actually, that's most unfair because she was a really, really nice girl.

so off i went, pleaseed as punch with my choice, to he cherry bar, where there was an australia day do. i met adam (hammer), but to be honest i didn't really enjoy myself there. whether that was because i got there too late or the fact that i was with 2 girls whom i desperately wanted to fuck, is the question.

so, anyway, back to loom, where they double teamed me, big style. the little one sat on my face, and the slutty one jumped on me bareback. wtf? but with a face full of sweet flange i wasn't ereally in a position to object too much-yeah, i know, fucken idiot. at half time they changed and cute girl rubbered me up. basically, i fucked and sucked for as long as i could, with these two girls all over me like a rash-good.

i couldn't sleep much because i kept turning round and groping one of them and getting a raging hard on, but i did get some sleep.

in the morning, or whatever it was, i was using a lubed finger on the cute one and she was in no way objecting, so i boned her, well and truely. later we went or a thai breakfast. i promised cute one that i'd be back for her tonight, because she was a seriously good gfe, but unfortunately that wasn't to happen as day three will reveal.

for the newbies or future visitors- i am conducting an experiment. last time i was here i was a thin hansum man with dyed black hair. now i am a fat, grey hansom man. you know, it doesn't matter a fuck, as day 3 and 4 will reveal-well day 4 is now, only half way through and i bf'd and st'd a 25/10, in tq, and i am going out again. wish me luck

well, day 3 i awoke and took the two bfs for breakfast-thai style, the old soup and chicken and rice. 3 meals and a few soft drinks for 105b, not bad at all. what happened next? oh yeah, it's sunday, i went back to the rh and a few of the bms were there, and the plan was to go for breakfast/lunch. now i know i had only just had breakfast but some time is missing somewhere, and quite a few hundred b, so i assume it went missing in the bottom of chang bottles, probably talking with ting tong joy again.

anyway, we had the sunday carvery at robin's nest, just around the corner. this is a really good place to eat, and i have been there a few times since. the carvery is something like 195b all you can eat for one course, and a few b more for more courses. for about au$8, fantastic value.

then it was back to the rh and i defenitely remember drinking with ting tong, and a few of the other grls who turned up around 1600. now, i had made plans to go to the secrets board meeting at 1800, so after finishing at the rh, i searched out secrets.

first, my take on secrets: it doesn't do it for me at all. it's like a gogo/beer bar hybrid while being neither. i mean it's a nice enough place, brand new, very, very attentive staff, some absolute stunner service girls, but as a first timer it just didn't do much for me.

anyway, the bm was shite. the boardies there were all old guys whom i had never heard off, but fortunately i got talking to a few sepos, who were good lads, and i had about 10 beers with them, before heading to my next port of call, nld1.

this was my first gogo this trip, and the sight of the naked girls on stage was welcoming. very soon i had spotted a cutie and ushered her across for drink. as we drank and i sussed her out, i realised that she was freezing, almost shivering. i asked her if she could put a top on, and she said only when bfd. well, she was a stunner and did it for me, so i thought wtf not and bfd her, 600 bucks i think. i asked if she did lt nd she said yeah, and price was up to me. great!

i should have realised when she insisted on getting m/c taxis rather than the bhat bus that perhaps she was a bit up herself, and sure enough when we got back to loom, she said she would only stay st and wanted 1500. what happened to ' up to you'? well, i wasn't in the mood for an arguement so i showed her the door.

oh dear, poor me, what could i do? easy, walk downstairs and speak to the rh girls. two of the older ones (not particularly good looking from memory, even with beer goggles), latched onto me, so that was it, another double bf. now, the thing about older girls is that they are a hell of a lot better in the sack, and i had a good night. objectively, money better spent on 2x 3/400 bf and 2 x 1000 lt than some gogo. i am rapidly realising that pattaya is chockers with beautiful women. i know some may say why pick a 6/10 when there's plenty of 9's or 10's (look up the apostrophe use there! ), but shagged one stunner, shagged them all. i am ceasing to be amazed at their bodies that i could just stare at all night, and realise that attitude and performance is as important.

so that was day 3. not that eventful really, but i am learning things, and at the end of my trs i will try to provide newbies and the unaware of some useful hints, like bringing decent fucken condoms.

incidentally, a friend of mine in macau supplies proper american durex condoms to hotels in pattaya and he does mail order for virtually nothing. i am just waiting for his permission to post details.

ok, day 4 to follow.

day 4, monday, i had arranged to meet my mate mike, aka wildoates. he promised to take me on a daytime tour of gogos, followed by an evening time one. well, i wasn't disappointed. i mentioned somewhere that we started at tq2 on beech road. now, for the newbies, if you want to spend an afternoon sipping a few coldies in the air con with some stunning girls dancing in front of you, then this is the place to go. i was only there 10 minutes when this girl walked on stage. i said to my mate words to the effect that there isn't anything i wouldn't do to her. she was just absofuckenlutely drop dead gorgeous, to my tastes. now gents we have a problem. on a scale of 0-10, some of these girls are off the scale. i think we need a new scale for those girls who have already reached 10, and have to start on a new scale, where 0 is absolute perfection and 10 is instant brain haemorage and cardiac failure, caused by the raised blood pressure from instantly ejeculating all seminal fluids at once, and the consequent crash of blood pressure from fluid loss, leading to shock, which if the stroke and thromby didn't see you off, it would. now mine was a 5. she was on that part of the scale where she could have quoted 10000b just to eat last night's evening meal from her knickers. fortunately she only wanted 1500 st. yeah ok, i'm not into st, and not into 1500 for st, but it was a possible bargin compared to eating last night's digested noodles.

i discovered tq2 has st rooms out the back, 300 loom, 600 girl, so off i went. because i was relatively sober, i utilised a durex performax, which a friend had supplied me-this is the condom supplier who'se business will be posted tomorrow. if you have a bit of a hair trigger with 5/10's on the gogo scale, these are well worth it, actually they cost fuck all. so i had my 34 seconds of fun. naah, a bit longer than that. anyway she rocked my boat. i asked what time she finished and it wasn't until 2000, but i asked if she did lt. she said she couldn't because her mother was up for a week. whether or not this is true i don't know, maybe, maybe not, but unless she didn't want the cash because i was an old fat fucker, then it must be true. anyway, call me an ldop, or just a man with no change, but she got 2k for her short time. after the deed i probably could have sat with her all day, groping her and just holding her, but it was getting too frustrating. my dick was like concrete and i was worried that i would have to bf her gain just to get of it. having said that, there were plenty more stunners there on the gogo scale above 3-4.

so, we left, and my mate dropped me back at the rh where i had a few more drinks and he dropped his bike home and got the bb down.

when he came back we hit kiss, an open air eatery on second road, opposite mike's mall. it's just round the corner from the rh. i've eaten there a few times, good, cheap food, thai and the rest. now, it was still early for the gogos, so we hit shooters so i could see if i could hook up with cute girl from whatever fucken night it was. i couldn't find her, but the other one, the one who looked like a **** was there and was all over me like shingles. in hindsight, she was not a great looking girl, and probably got fuck all barfines, which is why she fucked my brains out, but she was a nice human being, so wtf, i bought her a good few drinks. i noticed this real cutie, and she came across to sit with me. she spoke fuck all english, but her skin was just so soft it was like silk. being the kind of guy i am and what i do, i checked out the rest of her body. she had the nicest little arse i had felt all trip, and that's saying much, nice little tits (don't they all), but her palms were shocking, like she's been mixing lime with them, and she had a few scars on her left forearm. they looked to me like self harm marks at first, but with my limited thai, and her limited english, and a bit of help, we established they were from an accident. still not convinced, but whatever, she did nothing tyo indicate she was ting tong.

unfortunately we had to leave to hit the gogos. we went to catz, anglewitch, and another new one, which has been spoken about on the forums, but i can't remember its name. all 3 producd the goods, though anglewitch is fucken expensive. in the other two, i had my fingers up some cute girl's cludgie, which was nice.

in all honesty i could have bfd all but one of the gogos who sat with me, and the last one from anglewitch, although not my type looks wise and therefore not bfable, was a sweet girl with good english, however i had spent a small fortune that day and wanted cutie from shooters. my mate though bfd this gorgeous little thing-lucky bastard. so back to shooters, i walked in and pointed to her and told her she was barfined. she looked at me like wtf, and i said i drink with you today. she looked vague but agreed. then as she came across to me she said ' what about her? ' then a girl turned her head around. wtf, it was the wrong one, her sister as it turned out. wtf again, they both came with me. they agreed that they would be ok together. so, back to rh, drinks, and to loom. sister (mistake one) decided she didn't want to do it, but she didn't want to leave big sister (yeah older) who didn't speak english, as she was scared and started crying. i assured her i would take care of sista, so younger sista fucked off. i actually gave her a few hundred b (soft ****).

anyway, sista was good. inexperienced, and a little scared, but uncle ds took care of her. we had brekkie the following morning and i gave her the mc fare home. nice girl.

so endeth day 4, day 5, the darkside crawl to follow.

cheers

ds

well, my day 5 was also the same day as the darkside crawl. the darkside of pattaya, as it is called is the area on the on the other side of sukhumvit, where many ex-pats live. it has a number of good little bars and 20 odd of us went on a tour round there. a highlight was the black pearl 2 where we all chipped in 100 baht for the girls to skinny dip in the swimming pool. another brave crawler and i joined them for a bit of good clean fun!

we did a a few bars, including the butterfly bar, which i think is by the siam country club. they have st rooms there for 300 including the bf, so i utilised it!

another good pub is dao's bar and cafe. some very, very pretty girls there. we finished off at noi's bar, owned by one of the members. we had started off there and this cutie called bia was all over me when i came in, so when we went back there for a curry and more drinks, the first thing i did was bf her.

unfortuntely when i got her back, the cutie fell into an instant sleep, snoring and the works, so in the morning she had to be punished, and she took it lake a seasoned pro!

anyway, day 6.

well, it started too early! i'd just managed to wake bia up from her deep slumber and i porked her twice. i knew that she had to start work at 1500, so when i looked at my watch and it showed 1340, i thought i'd better tell her. after she fucked off i went for breakfast at robin's nest, well, not breakfast, lunch, i thought, then back to the rh. i sat outside with ting tong again and after about 5 beers i decided to go and sit by the rh computer to check out pl. it was then i looked at the clock. wtf 1320! i realised then that my watch had dual times on it and i had been referring to darwin time, 2. 5 hours ahead, oops, poor bia could have had another 1000zzzzs.

anyway, with sfa else to do, i got torn into the beers at the rh. when the girls turned up, i put it to dah that she was for tonight, o for the next night and ting tong for my last night of fun. it was then that dah told me she only does st. wtf? she said she already explained that she can't sleep. mmmmm let me see, unless the bia disease is catching, they're not being paid to sleep, or is it just me? anyway, that's her off my xmas card list.

well i continued drinking and buying lds, and decided that i needed a change of scenery, where better that that shite pub kolobos runs. the m/c taxi from the metro to there was a negotiated 60 b, which is fair enough.

when i got there, the man himself was there with a few of the other guys from the previous day, and some others. it was a good social get together with plenty of bell ringing. bia smiled at me quite often, as did her sister best, but over in the far corner, sitting by herself, i saw this sweet young thing. i beckoned her over. she was wearing a very mini skirt and sexy top. her thighs looked a bit chunky, but that was comparing them with other thai girls, most of whom are pretty skinny, and she obviously had youth on her side.

i'll not bore you with details, but here is a summary:

she was really shy and over the hour or so i sat with her, she gave away very little. i remarked to kolobos that i had picked another dud, and he reminded me of the old addage about the timid ones going off. anyway, pawn i think her name was, and i was later to establish that she was fresh off the issan bus last week (no mobile phone yet! ). i treated her gently and nicely, tried to ehgage conversation, and gave her a few pecks and cuddles. kolobos gave me a t-shirt advertising some shite bar, and because she was freezing, i gave it to her to put on. what a nice guy i am.

anyway, by the end of the night she was french kissing me, and very good she was too. i had a feeling this was going to be a goodie, so bf, and back to the rh.

now it isn't my style to talk about avery thrust and orgasm, and i won't do that, but i can tell you that pawn was sensational. i was pretty knackered, and after the shower and photos, including topless, we headed to bed. i actually didn't mind if we were to have a sleep, but this 21 year old horn bag had different ideas. wow, i thought, i'll just pop a kamagra gel and see how we go, well we fucken went. i'm not particularly into bjs, but i was using those durex performax, because they were a better fit, and on my second pronging i was finding it hard to cum. so she wips off the condom, and does a pretty good (i think) bbbjcim-nic girl.

cut to the morning, another 3 x session with this cutie. she kept saying her skin was chocolate and mine was white, and didn't understand why i was gazing at her in awe, touching and feeling her and kissing. she didn't get the concept that falang love lbfms. she was a real gfe, and it was hard finishing with her, especially when she told me about it being her seventh day in a bar, i was her first falang, and she didn't like working in a bar, mostly because some falang are ting tong. i did feel really sorry for her, as i do think she is one of those genuine ones. surprisingly, she can read english, but can talk fewer words than i can thai, so what else can a cute-she's not really what you'd call pretty, maybe a solid 5, issan girl who doesn't speak english do?

i have to say lads, and don't call me a ldop-well, you can't because this is flame free, but i explained to her that bg gets 1k lt. i gave her 2k, because to be honest, she was fucken outstanding, and was passionately kissing me all morning. i took her for brunch and bunged her the m/c fare as well and she asked me to come and see her tonight, but i don't know if that is a good idea. i'll try and post her pic here so you guys will know her.

today's report will be a bit different because i'm not going to go through the mundane of my daily life, but in the evening i went to the buffalo bar with wildoates. there were quite a few decent women there, but personally, for my taste, nothing special. wildoates knew the mamasan sandy, who tried to pair me up with a 2 girls. they were nice enough, but didn't do much for me, although the second one seemed nice. anyway, this little **** dancer comes along. way under 5 feet tall, little slutty denim shorts and a little top, and she danced round the pole like she could extract blood from a stone. she was obviously fairly up herself, and ting tong as fuck, but she looked like she may be an awesome fuck-wrong!

because she was a dancer, i had to wait until after 2230 to bf her for only 500 baht! i negotiated with her for lt nad was assured that the 2k she wanted was standard for coyote-type dancers. i felt a bit of a **** because the second girl who had been palmed off on me, although not a looker, seemed really nice, a taller girl, built like a falang, but with no extra padding. anyway little ****, puy i think her name was (you'll recognise her right away at buffalo from my description), comes back to the rh with me, drinkie, and up to loom. i don't normally go through my sexual exploits, but i think as a warning to others about this ****, i should.

loom, shower, then she hungry. wtf? she could have said that before. delaying tactic? anyway, i had a bowl noodle which i gave her and she seemed to enjoy. then it came down to bedroom antics. she had a perfectly proportioned small body, and as you would expect from a dancer, she was tight all over.

as we lay down and i tried to do the exploring thing, she grabbed my dick and started jerking me off. over the next few minutes i had to continually pull her hand away, telling her i wasn't after a wank, i could do that myself, better. i said dick is for mouth or pussy. she said ok mouth. (warning signals- wanking and offering bbbj rather than penetration? ). she started the bbbj. now i am not a particular fan of bjs, to me a ****, even through a condom, feels better. anyway, she wasn't that good, so i gave her some daty and told her i'd show her how to do it properly. she said i couldn't make her come, it would take too long, whatever, so i grabbed a condom, turned her round and stuck it in doggy. now, i'm not a rough bastard, and my dick is probably on the lower side of medium, but she started moaning like fuck that it hurt, i was too big. i told her my dick wasn't, and she said it was for her. now, i know a fair bit about vaginas, and it wasn't like i was bagning of her cervix or anything, she was dilated and things fitted well.

i turned her onto her front so it wouldn't be as deep, just to show i wanted to help, but still she moaned. ah well, fuck that, i was going to finish. i then made her sit on top of me, hoping that she could control the depth that way- you see, i care, a bit.

anyway, just before i shot, she seemed to orgasm. i couldn't tell if it was real or fake, but i'm really not in any event. it was clear this was already a big waste of money and a bad idea. i pop, she puts towel around herself and stands in front of the mirror, looking at her eye make up. the following conversation takes place.

her: you hab alarm clock
me: yeah, why?
her: you set for 5, i go at 6
me: why, we agreed to longtime
her: that is long time
me: it fucken isn't
her: i have to go to school at 8
me: well you should have thought of that before you said go long time
her: i always leave at 6 in buffalo bar longtime
me: that's isn't the rule, don't take me for an idiot, i've been around long enough to know
her: how long is long time then
me: until at least 9, you know that, and you knew when you said long time it wouldn't be 6, rules in pattaya are longer than that.
( she was getting decidedly stroppy now)
her: so what you want me to do, fuck you all night?
me: i'm not paying you to fucken sleep. you play in bar like you like to fuck men, all you want to do is wank them off, not even fuck. this is like a business transaction, understand, you are breaking the contract.
her: ok, maybe my fault, i no tell you i hab to go at 6
me: yeah, your fault, if i'd wanted short time i'd have asked for it. that other girl, i could have had her long time, she was a nice girl, she loses out because of you.
her: you go back to buffalo then and take her, you want me to go?
me: no point in you staying is there, your attitude stinks, you don't want to fuck.
her: ok then you give me 1500 short time and i go
me: fuck off, 20 minutes you want 1500, no way
her: ok, you give me half long time, i leave, and you go tell bar.
me: ok, take 1000 and go.

so she does, and she storms off, well fuck her- one to watch. if i get around to going to the bar again i will tell mamasan, but it's my last night and frankly couldn't be asrsed venturing out, waiting for mamasan and telling her. if i had a few more days here i would though.

so what is a man at the rh to do with no girl at his side? a no brainer really, go downstairs. now, o was there. i had promised to bar fine her for the past 3 nights and always found someone else, even tonight when i had promised her earlier. i felt like a twat, but she had a fair few drinks out of me, and accepted it. i mean, it's not as if she actually wanted to fuck me, i know that, i look at myself inn the mirror often enough. i know it's just the bf and the cash. well she is still there. i don't understand why she doesn't get bfd more often, she is relatively tall, slim, 21, pretty- not on the stunner scale, but the type of girl you would take anywhere with you and feel fucken proud, and she is nice to boot. she also has an exquisite arse.

i spent some time and some lds with her and little nok from my first night. i know i gave her a bad rating, but now i realise the wee thing is only 18 and her family basically told her to go and be a bar girl because they have no money, that maybe i was a bit harsh. if what she told me is true, it's fucken wrong, that sort of thing should be an individual's choice.

anyway, barfined o, and she was pleased as fuck. it was about 2330 when we started drinking there and then about 0130, someone rang the bell. this was to happen a few more times, i think island billy being responsible for a few times. well, come 3 am i was too stuffed to drink anymore, so we went loom.

now, i seem to have a bad cough, probably as a result of you smokers. back home i avoid smoke totally, my body being a temple and all that. i already told o that i wasn't interested in boom boom right away, just cuddle and sleep, boom boom morning, so the usual routine, shower etc, take her towel off, explore her lovely body, etc. btw, the skin on her face is like a baby's, so smooth.

she's cuddling me when suddenly i start a massive coughing fit, one of thhose where you cough so hard you have to be sick, so i rushed to the toilet and threw up a small amount of liquid-just my stomach's cursory attempt at vomiting. it knows beer is too important to regurgitate. o comes into the bathroom with me doubled over the shitter and comforts me, bringing me a glass of water.

back to bed, more cuddles, but i feel restless and my stomach is now very acidy, so i let her turn round and sleep without me fidgiting.

morning time we do the biz. she seemed to either love or hate daty because she was squirming all over and was really wet, so condom on, and a nice tight sensual fuck.

just after that she got showered and dressed. i asked her why she go, she said i need some sleep as i am sick, and right enough i had a bit of a temperature. must be coming down with something, so she left at 9.

some may ask, what's the difference between the coyote leaving early and her? well, for me, 9 is an ok time, even though she probably would have spent less time with me. i know if i had insisted that she stayed that she would have, but what was the point, i was going to sleep and she probably didn't want to, with a hot, sweaty man who coughs every 30 seconds. but also attitude. she cared, and finally, she said she come back loom tonight! now what that means i do not know, does she expect a bf again?

it's going to be a big night, and i suspect any bf will just experience a fat, snoring whale, so we'll see.

i think ting tong joy is going to bangkok with me tomorrow. i think she has negotiated with the real boss for a 2 day bf, we'll see.

anyway peeps, it's my last night in pattaya tonight. i have blown my budget big style, which i'll have to hide from the missus for the next few weeks of the holiday, but i've had a fucken ball, with only a few downs, notably, not from beer bars!

advice to newbies. gogos and coyotes are eye candy, but not really worth the money. i have only visited a few beer bars but there are many thousands with many very, very pretty girls. the best all round experiences i have had this trip have been with bar garls. good attitude, nice girls, couldn't ask for a lot more.

i may report on my last night from singapore on sunday, as hopefully tomorrow in bangkok i'll be giving ting tong a lesson in attitude evaluation! no seriously, i hope to have a good time with her.

pics to follow in next few days.

petemcc

[Duniawala]

Thanks I knew these things I'm just looking how it' in...
BBBJ with CIM of COF, is it so common? They swallow do cum sharing etc… it’s one of my favourite hobbies.

How is Anal? Wide spread or they just say go to a trans? (I’m interested in anal only with girls of course!)

And photographing, some extra tips or what… Lesbian or so.... otherwise why getting nine holees in a room when you have one dick??
IT

When you have 2 girls, they will change condoms as they switch. So don't expect cum sharing. They might, however, if you give them loads of money.

Anal, some do but most won't (in my experience).

I have no idea what 'holees' (sic) mean. You should give extra for photo session. But respect their wishes, if they object.

[It Travel]

Like others have said - the major problem with Penthouse is the "visitors" - the 6 legged ones (that and the possible musty odor and perhaps a bit of mold.) If you are "OK" with Mockva prices, you will be in HEAVEN in Muangthai. (COST - it's a major reason I stopped going to Russia, although I can't get some of the things I particularly like in Thailand, but take the good with the bad...) Secrets is actually a better hotel, but they don't have the multi-mirrored booms and boom-boom chairs etc. If you stay in the "better rooms" (suites, etc) in Penthouse you might have a better room, but try to stay up on the upper floors if you have an outside room or the noise will prevent a lot of sleep (or take ear plugs)

I T ' S L O U D!! with the bars so close (I can't hear you over the noise WHAT DID YOU SAY??)

<smile> just don't go running up the prices for all of us other "poor" folks. Go-go bars have some very appealing talent, but the starfish "problem" is pervasive. Believe it or not, some better performance can be obtained from BEER BAR ladies. and the strassenlaufern are good on beach depending on time of day

Read the info about riding the BAHT BUSES (covered pick-up trucks) to keep your transport costs to a minimum (10B per ride up to Big C and back - each way)

enjoy your trip - I always do.

Thanks I knew these things I'm just looking how it' in...
BBBJ with CIM of COF, is it so common? They swallow do cum sharing etc… it’s one of my favourite hobbies.

How is Anal? Wide spread or they just say go to a trans? (I’m interested in anal only with girls of course!)

And photographing, some extra tips or what… Lesbian or so.... otherwise why getting nine holees in a room when you have one dick??
IT

[Beer 30]

I found Airfare from buff for 1050 all in or 1270 all in from Toronto so its not that bad I've planned 2 g's US for my time down there (2weeks). Think I can still make it. I also found a nice hotel www.roofgardeninn.com was wondering if there anything like this closer to the walk. Buts its a nice place for the price 700baht a nite.

CC

This is a great place to stay if you don't mind the extra time to get to walking street, etc, about 5 minutes once you get on the baht bus. FYI, this place is (1) girl friendly, bring (2) and there is an extra charge. I stayed there and like being away from the action but still being on the baht bus route.