Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

So I am leaving for Brazil soon, but I asked a couple of ladies to come drink.

The first is a mamasan for a bar on Soi Buakhow. I have never been intimate with her, but when she showed up, I suspected she might be a ladyboy. Along the way, she mentioned she didn't like boom boom, bu as she drank more, she got closer and closer, and her top fell off.

So, we ended up in the bedroom, and the critical moment came when I pulled down her pants. Fortunately, she is a lady.

Her deal is she likes hard masterbation, and wanted 2 rounds. I didn't fuck her because I am just about drained. And we passed out.

I woke up to find that my next lady had arrived. So I escorted the previous lady out without her being spotted by lady #2. Bit of luck there.

And it was shampoo, rinse, repeat, more drinking and then discussion about sex. She complained over and over that her Thai boyfriend's dick was too small, even though he could make her finish. She said her previous boyfriend was more fun, and they could finish together. Whatever.

She really put a lot of effort into it tonight, she's one of those women who loves sex.

But it's almost time to go, so I came and sent her packing back to her boyfriend.

[11Bravo]

The wealthy Chinese were on the opposite extreme: they would go into a bar, find a worthy lady, and then hold up as many fingers as they would pay.

As the Thais say, "same, same but different": when I go into a bar, a lady sits down and IMMEDIATELY asks for a lady drink, I hold up ONE finger, can you guess which one?

[Explorer8939]

My overnight lady is normally a dead fish in bed, but last night, she was enjoying herself.

I found out why today, she had a fight with her Thai boyfriend. While she was with me last night, he hit the bars, but told her he went home. She found out he was still at the bars, so she acted out with her pussy.

Good for me, but he will pay the price today.

Or, he will explain to her that when she is fucking another man, he can do what he wants.

This is Thailand, so probably not, if there is money coming, he will let her do what she needs to do.

If you are barfining Thai ladies, just remember that they have personal lives, and sometimes it impacts their performance, for better or worse.

[Tom Thumbbs]

I'm Pro Lady drinks.

[Tom Thumbbs]

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[Explorer8939]

Exactly. Somewhere along the way guys were tricked and led to believe that it is the mandatory standard to walk into a place and start buying lady drinks, the same way Americans were tricked and ingrained that tips are a mandatory part of a meal.

The wealthy Chinese were on the opposite extreme: they would go into a bar, find a worthy lady, and then hold up as many fingers as they would pay.

No English, so no drinks.

[Explorer8939]

I randomly went into Dive Bar on Soi Chaiyapoon to buy some drinks for an older lady I know there. I was mostly interested in seeing how busy it was in the late afternoon. Not packed with customers, but not dead either. I was told there were more customers at night.

Today I go to Brazil, so I don't want to drink too much during the day.

I did the mid tittied MILF yesterday, then the twin sister of the previous night came over with another junior MILF for drinking. By last night, my dick was running on empty. The twin was ranting about how her Thai husband wants to fuck too much, the other lady was quiet (her boyfriend is only 19, so I suspect she gets lots of quick fucks). I did the the other lady so she could go home, and then hit the bed with the twin. I got out the gel, and worked her clit slowly and gently. After a long time, she started panting, and soon she was ready for a fuck. My poor dick.

I have a couple of MILFs lined up today. One will probably flake out, the other will give me a goodbye fuck.

Then its off to Brazil and Argentina.

[Mr Enternational]

I view it as the girl should be auditioning for me for a night's contract. If she's sitting with me for lady drinks, she will be sadly disappointed and quickly move on, opening up the landing slot for another. For a lady drink, she should be entertaining, fun to talk with, even if it's limited English. I've never gone to a bar to drink; I can do that cheaper in the room. I go there to find company, entertaining company in many different aspects.

Exactly. Somewhere along the way guys were tricked and led to believe that it is the mandatory standard to walk into a place and start buying lady drinks, the same way Americans were tricked and ingrained that tips are a mandatory part of a meal.

[11Bravo]

Posted links to both Sir Lancelot's and Lanthano summary FR's in the ROD'S thread. Things do change, but great reference points.

Unfortunately, I have now finally turned into that guy that looks back with nostalgia to the past (even if that's 2016) and remarks with dismay that Pattaya is worse than it should be.

My feeling on this (I agree wrt Bangkok) always reminds me of the last scene in the The Wild Bunch: "It ain't like it used to be, but, uh, it'll do.".

My remedy: Become that tightass that asks the girl whether she barfines (and all the others) before buying any lady drinks. Of course that makes for a fun time in the bars. Look. If I want to become an alcoholic, I can do so at home. I come to Thailand for the possibility of sex.

I view it as the girl should be auditioning for me for a night's contract. If she's sitting with me for lady drinks, she will be sadly disappointed and quickly move on, opening up the landing slot for another. For a lady drink, she should be entertaining, fun to talk with, even if it's limited English. I've never gone to a bar to drink; I can do that cheaper in the room. I go there to find company, entertaining company in many different aspects.

Thailand is worth it for LT. ST you can get anywhere the world over.

For ME, the best LT's were in the glory days of DXB in the aughts. After the first bar meeting, simple to call a PRC up, she'd take a taxi to my place (reimbursed), we'd go to the supermarket to buy food (she'd be excellent in picking FRESH vegetables, no compunction about pulling off the brown leaves or wilted stalks of broccoli or cauliflower (neither of which I ate before PRC style cooking), saying "we're not paying for that), back home, she'd cook dinner with enough extra for lunch tomorrow, she'd insist on cleaning (my condo was bachelor clean, my feeling is dust is God's way of showing you what you don't use, but she'd take offense at the dust), then some conversation, then upstairs for some more entertainment, 2 shots: BBBJ / CIM, she'd massage me, I'd massage her (seems a number of them's idea of foreplay was "bend over and brace" so with some attention they could be quite pleased) then CFS. In the morning, her choice of what for a morning wakeup, with a number preparing breakfast plus my dinner for that night. Now that was LT.

You know what would help Mr. Xiggo? If people who had been to Soi 6 would write a few words on their experience and post it here. Then Mr. Xiggo could follow the instructions from Mr. 11 Bravo on how to search old posts for a specific topic.

Now wouldn't THAT be a perfect place to find info, if only there were some informative FR's ....

Last Taxi from Pattaya to the BKK Airport the driver (a lady) was playing a game that looked like Tetris all the way to BKK. Completely engaged on her phone. Guess she was gambling.

And that would be about the time I changed taxis ....

Yes he says Sensations gogo bar is quiet because there are no girls outside. Never have been girls outside except for that 1 hostess girl for years and used to be 150+girls inside. Only 60 girls inside now but I have little respect for a guy who doesn't actually go into a gogo bar to see how it is and instead makes his judgment based on the number of girls outside or on what he sees on a YouTube video. Had watched a couple of his videos in preparation of my trip in September. Totally lost respect for him a couple of weeks ago when the thumbnail said "Welcome to Pin Up agogo" and a photo of 2 hostess girls who have been there for years. Dude didn't even go inside Pin Up or even stop his bike to talk to a couple of girls as he rode by Pin Up.

Intel via YouTube videos? Good for how to repair a sprinkler head, but for entertainment? It's obvious from FR's who provides actionable intel, but IMHO there is NOTHING like your own BOTG (boots on the ground) for the true scene as everyone's eyes will see things differently. Your damsel might be my "meh", and my goddess might be your "are you kidding?"

If one is very lucky will get the benefit of young texture. Other wise all will be the same. If it is little more older, communication, companionship and performance will be much better. My school of thought.

Agreed. 2 of my fav's are in their 40's, look in their 30's, and for me, that's prime given so many, by then, are multi-dimensional. Did meet a 25 year old who had reached that peak early.

You are the only one seeing hot young and pretty all over Pattaya for 1 k. Sorry but it just raises red flags. Good on you for blurring out real girls faces but without a face it's without a face. Hahaha.

To misquote Johann Bernoulli, "I recognize the pu**y by his paw". Timmie, Timmie, Timmie, you know, a 2nd string junior varsity wanna-be can change his handle, but the drivel is still the same. Rather than posting your snide comments here, better to spend your time actually trying to talk to your 10 star ladies instead of just ogling them, hoping for the thrill of some eye contact.

You are the only one seeing hot young and pretty all over Pattaya for 1 k. Sorry but it just raises red flags. Good on you for blurring out real girls faces but without a face it's without a face. Hahaha

This is a debate that has gone on forever here, clear or blurred faces. I don't think any girl would be happy to have her clear face posted on a forum like this IF they understood exactly what it is. And for those who think otherwise, I say why don't you post YOUR clear face so we can see how high HER standards are. She is in the industry but so are you ....

[Explorer8939]

I go to Brazil tomorrow, so the last few days have been an assembly line of fucks.

I had a big tittied MILF come over in the morning because I wantee to play with her tits while she rode me.

A junior MILF spent the afternoon, ending with a fuck.

One of the twins spent the night. Oddly, she reacted very strangely when I finger fucked her, almost crying. She wouldn't explain. Anyway, this morning she left to go see her regular customer.

But not before my massage lady came and gave her a massage. Once the overnight lady left I gave the massage lady a quick fuck. During foreplay, I tried different styles of masterbation, from light touching of her clit to more forceful finger fucking. She would respond by opening her legs or closing them, depending on how she felt.

I am waiting for my afternoon lady, a silicon enhanced MILF who is divorcing her Farang husband. Her Thai boyfriend moved to Udon Thani, so she isn't getting laid so much now.

The other twin will spend the night with me.

Its a tough schedule, but I will be flying for the next 24 hours.

[Thampi62]

Indeed, that's what they do now but call it differently.

When the normal get boring any deviants and pervertion can happen but it will be masked by financial power and exposed in underdogs.

[Thampi62]

but I like younger chicks.

If one is very lucky will get the benefit of young texture. Other wise all will be the same. If it is little more older, communication, companionship and performance will be much better. My school of thought.

[Lefeu]

"Perverts and deviants" abound in all demographics, races and ethnicities. You see them in Thailand because they cannot afford to indulge in their home countries and leverage their purchasing power to acquire sex here. If the USD / THB dynamic was reversed, Thai men would be traveling to Las Vegas and Miami to purchase sex in droves.

This scenario points out another axiom- that given the right circumstances all women will engage in prostitution. Carve out the American middle class even more and see what happens- is already happening- in the US.

Indeed, that's what they do now but call it differently.

[CaliGuy33]

You mean WRONG circumstances.

You must be blue pilled or living under a rock.

Pretty clear the modern world and social media have brought out the true nature of women which is to use their bodies to extract resources from men. It is what it is, you just have to accept it and role with it, hence why more and more mwn are becoming mongers as modern dating / marriage is just an extension of prostitution where the guy is paying for it. This is a hard thing for most men to comprehend, the idea that we all pay for it in some form or fashion.

BRIFFAULT'S law: The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no such association takes place.

[MartinFlevo]

given the right circumstances all women will engage in prostitution.

You mean WRONG circumstances.