Pattaya Reports

[Gonova]

I have heard many people recommend TF and Tinder for when we visit Pattaya. I am planning on getting a Thai Sim card when I land which means a new number. Should I wait till I set that up before creating an account on either? How do you guys coordinate travelling, a new number, and signing up for premium services?

Do you recommend Tinder premium? TF premium? Any other apps?

[Explorer8939]

Concerning pricing:

Short Times goes for 1000 to 1500 for most bars, except for gogos and the like.

2000 is standard for Long Time.

There are always outliers. You can get ST for 500 at Insomnia bar at 3 am, if you are a hansum man.

Unless you know the lady, get a set price before you leave the bar. Never accept "up to you".

Posting about 500 baht ST here doesn't help anyone, as it is rare. Yeah, maybe some older lady on Beach Road quotes 500 baht.

[MadDin19]

I understand your point about not negotiating, but I'm surprised by your words "If a lady tells me a price...." If? Are you also saying that you sometimes do the deed without agreeing to price in advance? That would seem reckless to me.

Him: "Here is your 1000 baht."
Her: "My price is 3000 baht."
Him: "Usual price in this area is 1000 baht."
Her: She storms out the room and says "I'll let you talk to my friend."

There is enough uncertainty in these transactions that I wouldn't want to add any more.

I don't know where you are from but I think you are now comparing Pattaya to a dirty *****house in Europe.

Just a short story, then maybe you will understand me:

Just before the pandemic, I went to a bar on Soi 3 and sat down. Next to me was an US guy who was negotiating with a girl. She was very young and pretty, but her English was very poor. He wanted her to go with him but she didn't look very happy.

Then he negotiated with the Mamasan. First he bid 2,000 then 2,500 then 3,000. The girl didn't want. Then he left.

20 minutes later she was sitting outside the bar with me and we were playing four in the row. An hour later she left with me. I wasn't talking about money. Not with the girl and not with the Mamasan.

Now my question:

Why did she go with me without knowing what I was giving her?

The Answer:

In most cases, your behavior is more important than the size of your wallet. But many of you are running around Pattaya like at a cattle market. The American negotiated with the Mamasan as if she were a cattle. The girl realized that.

I don't know how many LT I had from the beer bars. Maybe a few hundred. But I've never, never, ever talked about money in a bar. Not with the girls and not with the Mamasan. Never. Pattaya is not like a *****house in Europe.

[MadMax9336]

This is my 3rd and not even laid so far as 1st day checked in pretty late after 12 hours bus ride from siem reap to pattaya.

2nd day went to coral island to show for my wingman visting for the first time. Late in the night on walking street full of indian discos and bars. The quality is very poor. Only few 8/9 quoting around 4 k+.

Went to dhara health spa and got the massage for 200 bht and called it a night.

Today some strange feeling of low fever. Not sure is it due to water sports or some kind of viral or food that we had buffet in a iranian restaurent. Took some ibuprofiens and slept the half of day.

Now I am planning to do some sight seeing with my wingman and probably stop by at soi 6 for a quick lay for 1 k. I never been to soi 6 in the past and any recommendation is really appreciated.

Cannot bring any one to my hotel being the wingman is staying with me and not interested to participated and don't wanted to him to stay in the lobby as he feels under the weather too.

Going to rent a scooter now (oh boy prices are quoting around 400+) and finish the sight seeing with my wingman and drop him off before heading to soi 6.

If any one around and want to join me, DM please.

[DevSagar]

Spot on. I did visit a few clubs like lucifer, insomania and others too apart from Indian clubs. You're right about expensive beers in Indian clubs but my issue was to fit in maximum fun in a limited period of time. Even in Lucifer beer cost me 180 THB and if I remember correctly it was around 200/250 THB in Indian clubs.

I also agree with you that there are a lot of Indians who do pay well and are polished guys. I did go to a club with my 2 European colleagues and 2 from India. We had just gone out at 12.30 am to chill and enjoy wherein took a table for 25 K THB along with a bottle of Black Label Gold reserve and a bottle of vodka. My European colleagues were from Germany and wanted to experience this part of fun and I had to tag along. I was not at all keen on it as I knew that we are being fleeced but kept my mouth shut and contributed my 20% of the total expense. Never ever done kind of bull shit when alone. They got drunk as they had their share of beers in the hotel before we departed for these clubs. Did not pick up any chicks and came back at around 4 am. I was absolutely sure of no mongering during those 4 days. It is only because of a few that the whole brown skinned people get tarnished. I acknowledged I paid more than the actual price. It is not my 1st time to Thailand; been there numerous times in last 12 years but then I had more time and planned my mongering excursions well. I know the game, normal prices but this was a trip where in I fit my fun. So a bit of money here and there was of no consequence to me. Yes, I do dress well, am fit at my age, look good, give a lot of importance to grooming and come across as a presentable Gentleman. I am fair, not white but not brown or black as well. No offence to any gentleman here; my apologies. I have been told by chicks that I do not look my age and look like from Europe or an Arab as I have beard which is well kempt.

Sadly, I do agree with you on the Indian part but I have never ever faced any kind of discrimination where ever I've mongered including Europe and Middle East. I do not agree that all Indians or brown skinned people act as cheap and hooligans. It's a label and yes, got to live with it.

Regards.

This leads me to believe you were at Jannaat or one of the other Indian discos on walking street. Nowhere else have I heard a chick say prices that high. I was there last month and a girl told me 3000. I said stop joking me. She told me normal price that chicks charge there is 4000. I asked around to other chicks and they were definitely saying 4000 and serious. I looked in the menu and drink prices were more than 2 times higher than any other discos. So much for Indian guys being cheap and not paying chicks enough.

[EihTooms]

Come on bro. Hop on my bandwagon and just say I'm right about pricing.

Why so many of you will not call out the Guy who is just so off the Wall and misleading.

Problem is people believe it. Even apologize for paying Market Pricing. It pains me to no end.

Oh, I am too much of a fan of rosy outlooks to call out any of this more than I have already over the years. Rosy outlooks give me a Hallmark Greeting Card warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Besides, none of us can refute anyone else's testimonials based on their personal experiences.

Yes, it flies in the face of my personal experiences and observations over the years. Dramatically so. But maybe I am just unlucky, have bad timing, make terrible choices, suffer from severe ugliness and extremely poor hygiene, have zero charm and good humor, unknowingly display a contempt for their culture and language or am just not doing it right and have no game.

But look at the pretty pictures so many "boots-on-the-ground" experts have painted here:

- Condoms in Thailand are over, there is no discussion about BBFS+CIP required. Just go with the flow in the room. At worst, maybe 10% of the ladies might mention something about wearing a condom. But a 500 baht tip, maximum, will change her mind.

- 1000 baht is the cost of a genuine overnight Long Time. Has been for years. Ok, maybe 1,500 baht if she is off the chart special. And we're not talking about skanks on sub soi alleys, 35+ year old grandmas with a belly hanging over their waistband and crows feet creases on their face. No, we're talking about the exact same hottest young girls working in the top gogo bars who routinely get suckers to pay 3,000+ for Short Time plus 1,000 baht barfine and a few 200+ baht Ladydrinks. Again, no discussion BBFS+CIP is the norm with all of them too, same as all the other hottest girls in Thailand.

- Blowjob Bar girls always swallow all of our cum. There will be no spitting it out after the 100% CIM finish. Well, almost always. Often enough for it to also be "the norm. " And, again, no upfront discussion about it is necessary, just count on it happening.

Anybody else got that warm and fuzzy feeling inside?

The irony in these rosy outlook "boots-on-the-ground" expert assertions is if they are true then the other "boots-on-the-ground" experts who pooh-pooh those typical punter options and instead tout sources like Fiwfans where the testimonials paint a dreadful picture of 1,200 -1,500 baht for a mere Short Time with condoms required for virtually every act of so-called intercourse or severe penalties will be doled out are actually getting a worse deal than the gogo bar punters! LOL.

[Tom Thumbbs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz7JvPN_94A

Stayed up to 4 am watching this. I didn't even watch the Russians at the end part. OMG they were HELLA Ugly. Hahahaha.

Has a bit of everything in this Livestream.

Old 50 year, quite ok looking still. Probably a Hottie in her youth 25 years ago. Hahaha. Is contracted by a Low iq Livstreamer for short time for 2,000. After about 10 minutes leaving Club he says he change his mind and gives her 100 baht to go away. This is the highlight.

Chat went wild, many think not the best of ideas.

Hard to explain anything that went on without context. There is a lot.

[Mr Enternational]

16th Dec- Went to a club. Drank a few beers and was looking around but couldn't find anyone to my liking. Suddenly, 2 chicks, both friends walked in. I liked both of them, one a slimmer and second a full on white busty chick. She quoted me 4 K and I said any consideration, she said no. I said babe let's go.

This leads me to believe you were at Jannaat or one of the other Indian discos on walking street. Nowhere else have I heard a chick say prices that high. I was there last month and a girl told me 3000. I said stop joking me. She told me normal price that chicks charge there is 4000. I asked around to other chicks and they were definitely saying 4000 and serious. I looked in the menu and drink prices were more than 2 times higher than any other discos. So much for Indian guys being cheap and not paying chicks enough.

[MadDin19]

Girls quoting higher than 1000 is not an insult to you, or even dishonesty on the girl's part, it's just part of the game. I fucked ten girls on Soi 6 in November and eight of them quoted 1500 but immediately accepted 1000. Up to the room we went. Same applies to girls in the beer bars and gogo bars. What they initially quote is their best-case scenario, which only the very gullible will accept.

I'm guessing those 10 ladies on Soi 6 called the 1,500 because you asked how much, right?

If you ask how much on Soi 6, they assume you're new and have no idea.

I must have had 150 girls on Soi 6 in the last 15 years. I never asked for a price. Why should I, I know the prices. Previously 700, now 1,000. Only twice was a price over 1,000 called. Then I left.

Last week I had some LT from bars in Soi Buakao and Pothole. I did not ask for prices and I was not quoted any prices. The next morning I gave them 2,000 and breakfast. And everyone is happy.

Most young girls don't want to negotiate. They don't want to feel like they're being treated like a working girl.

[Tom Thumbbs]

Over the 10 years I have lived in Bangkok I have observed thousands of approaches and, presumably, some kind of negotiation happening between reasonably normal and tidy looking punters and P4 P ladies of all levels of attractiveness or not and apparent financial need or solvency, in go-go bars, beer bars, clubs, places like Thermae, Beer Garden and on the street.

The vast majority of them end with the punter walking away alone and, possibly, on with the hunt.

Now, I can't know exactly what terms all those apparently defeated or unsatisfied punter negotiators were trying to score but couldn't.

But if anything close to 1,000 baht for a genuine overnight LT that includes anything close to Real Sex at least once during that time period was not acceptable for all those punters, so far off the target from what they wanted in fact that the vast majority of them preferred to walk away from the vast majority of those supposedly "strictly business" hookers they just negotiated with, then the mind reels over what possible terms were being summarily and decisively rejected by all those hookers who were perfectly fine with, at minimum, skipping a purportedly "normal" paycheck for it.

A week of bareback anal for 200 baht?

Shooting a snuff film with her as the shackled star for 100 baht? Well, for free really..

Come on bro. Hop on my bandwagon and just say I'm right about pricing.

Why so many of you will not call out the Guy who is just so off the Wall and misleading.

Problem is people believe it. Even apologize for paying Market Pricing. It pains me to no end.

[EihTooms]

Over the 10 years I have lived in Bangkok I have observed thousands of approaches and, presumably, some kind of negotiation happening between reasonably normal and tidy looking punters and P4 P ladies of all levels of attractiveness or not and apparent financial need or solvency, in go-go bars, beer bars, clubs, places like Thermae, Beer Garden and on the street.

The vast majority of them end with the punter walking away alone and, possibly, on with the hunt.

Now, I can't know exactly what terms all those apparently defeated or unsatisfied punter negotiators were trying to score but couldn't.

But if anything close to 1,000 baht for a genuine overnight LT that includes anything close to Real Sex at least once during that time period was not acceptable for all those punters, so far off the target from what they wanted in fact that the vast majority of them preferred to walk away from the vast majority of those supposedly "strictly business" hookers they just negotiated with, then the mind reels over what possible terms were being summarily and decisively rejected by all those hookers who were perfectly fine with, at minimum, skipping a purportedly "normal" paycheck for it.

A week of bareback anal for 200 baht?

Shooting a snuff film with her as the shackled star for 100 baht? Well, for free really.

My inquiring mind would love to know.

Oh, no doubt about it, if I and presumably all of those other punters with many 1000 baht notes burning a hole in our pocket set out to find a Bangkok hooker willing to accept just one of those 1000 baht notes for a genuine overnight LT of Real Sex and were willing to hunt and peck until 6 am to score it, we could do it every night, er, I mean every morning of the week.

But I can't say very many of them would be as hot and happy to go with the flow of no discussion Real Sex / BBFSCIP for LT as all those 8's, 9's and 10's are on Beach Road, Soi 6 and the top go-go bars on Walking Street in Pattaya.

[Mr Enternational]

Laguna Beach Resort 3 (The Maldives) near Jomtien Beach. Haven't stayed in those condos but used the pool.

My wingman lives there. Sometimes the door leading to the upstairs pool is locked and you will have to catch someone leaving out or going in at the same time. There are tons of people out at the pool these days though.

[Tom Thumbbs]

Hi Guys,

My humble apologies in advance for such a lengthy report. I am still in Pattaya hangover.

I've come back from Pattaya on 24th December. It was a mix of official and pleasure trip. 1st 2 days reserved for fun, next 4 for complete serious work meetings and the last 2 days complete blast. My last personal visit was in 2017 and business transaction in end 2019 before covid struck. Pre-pandemic was a regular visitor to Thailand, Bangkok for business and Pattaya for fun. I had a clear cut agenda of maximum pleasure in those 2 parts and would fit in numbers with a clear mind and go with the flow. During my 4 days of official meetings, I did not even step out of my hotel. I had no interest in visiting Bangkok. I was basically travelling for business and had to really juggle hard in terms of planning and bookings to fit in my pleasure part. Start was not good as Thai Airways flight got delayed by 2 hours and then baggage on belt came after a wait of 50 minutes. Had pre-booked a taxi in 1000 THB from the agency that I have been using since 5/7 years. Nice of taxi driver to wait but I had informed the owner in advance of the delay. Reached Pattaya at 10 PM very tired, checked in my hotel and immediately went for a massage near my hotel. Have been visiting them since 5 years. The best part of the massage is when they put chilled cucumber slices on the face and it gives an instant relief to the tired eyes. 300 THB for the massage and 100 tip to the therapist. Had a cup of coffee back in my room, rested for a while and hit the walking street at 12.30. I had pre-decided that I will not bargain much with a chick and if I like her, will take as I didn't want any sort of drama in my room. I always stay in Sandalay resort on Beach Road and take a 600 sq feet room with ocean view. It was business as usual with so much of pussy around and man, got so confused like a child in a candy store. Below is the list of my adventures-.

16th Dec- Went to a club. Drank a few beers and was looking around but couldn't find anyone to my liking. Suddenly, 2 chicks, both friends walked in. I liked both of them, one a slimmer and second a full on white busty chick. She quoted me 4 K and I said any consideration, she said no. I said babe let's go. I clarified in advance on the DFK, if no; I cannot perform. She was ok with it and goodness me she was mad. The only bummer she gave a CBJ which is useless. Had my one session by 2. 30 and tried to sleep but I couldn't. I am not used to it and fucked her again but couldn't come in an hours' time. Girl was a sport. She said try in morning. At around 6 am, tried again but same story. She gave a nice sensual HJ and departed at 7 am. I offered her if she wanted she could stay back for breakfast as I had double occupancy room with breakfast. She declined my offer.

17th Dec- I had 40 matches on Tinder. One chick I liked had a profile your best Girl Friend of life. I connected with her and she quoted me 3 k, I counter offered with 2 K and she agreed. I simply requested her to prove what's written in her profile. She said 5 PM, I said please come in 30 minutes I. E around 4 pm as I had an online meeting at 5. She came as requested. Boy o boy, I was not disappointed at all. Full on GFE. Wet pussy, horny 36 year old chick, fucked her like crazy and ended with a nice CIM. I was tired like hell as had not slept the previous night and 2 days. Took my shower in night and hit the beach road and walking street to just chill and hang out. No chick pick up as had to shift to another location for 4 work filled days. Came to my room at 2. 30 and slept for 4/5 hours.

18th till 21st December, only work and no fun.

21st December, picked a chick at her quoted price of 3 K for night. I know my weakness that I cannot sleep with anyone, can't share my washroom and need my peace in room. But still pick the chicks for night. Now, this chick had a boyfriend who constantly was pinging her and she was doing her best to convince him that she's in her room. She shut all lights, wore all her clothes back while talking to him. I said WTF. She understood my anger and kissed me like crazy. Now, her tongue had piercing and it was my 1st time kissing a chick with a pierced tongue. She gave me a BJ and it was a different feeling. After one session, I got frustrated with her BFs drama, paid her 3 K and told her to leave.

22nd Dec- My last day here. I was dead tired as had not been sleeping in nights. My body clock is such wherein I need my 4/5 hours of peaceful sleep in night. I am not one of those guys who drink and party all night and then wake up at around 2/3 noon. I have to be in touch with my office guys too as some decisions are mine only. Went to the massage parlor and was informed that they could send a therapist to my room in 500 THB. They showed me a pic and I was informed that the girl is only 19. She was beautiful. I immediately said yes, shared my room number. Girl had not yet arrived at the parlor, was called and sent to my room at 4 PM. The girl was much prettier than her picture. Tall, white skin, beautiful smile. Gave me a massage wherein I forgot about the time as she was a time watcher. Only 10 minutes were left and I said need boom boom. She quoted 2 k and agreed for 1.5 K. She undressed and indeed had flawless skin with a bit of pubic hair. Tight pussy and her moans still ring in my ears. A novice of a girl, her nipples had not developed properly. Her immaturity was clearly visible as she couldn't please me. She kept her mobile phone with her and was looking at the hour to end. I reprimanded her and she said Maam would scold if she gets late. Since, I was not able to come and I did not want her to leave like this, with me having a hard on. She said another 250 THB for a HJ and I agreed with her kissing me and giving me a HJ. It was my stubbornness and greed to come in her hand.

It was my last night in Pattaya. I had not been able to come in noon in pussy, my body was not coping well to the sudden change in temperature with body ache and exhaustion. I decided to do bar hopping. First, went to Lucifer. Didn't like the ambience as hardly any chicks and very thin crowd. Had a beer and walked out in 20 minutes. Went to a couple of other bars. I was very firm that no pick up today, only chilling around. But the horny bastard that I am. Found 2/3 pretty chicks. My brain and body were saying no but the dick has its own brain and thinking prowess. Went to a chick as I had noticed her earlier too. She was cute and very pretty. She quoted 5 K and I said are you serious, 4 k was her last offer. Took another beer and started my round of the club. Found a very pretty girl but my upper head was saying do not go but my lower head was in no mood to listen. She quoted me a figure, I thought 4 K as couldn't listen properly due to loud music and her English skills. She wrote on phone 2 K and I said lets go. She wanted to have a beer and dance. Ordered a beer for her. She told me later that she always get 4/5 k but she wanted her sister to have a client and then she will manage to have one. She stays in Bangkok with her 2 kids and only come to Pattaya when in need of money. 22nd was her first night in Pattaya. It was sheer coincidence that her sister got a client when she was conversing with me. She quoted me this figure because she liked me and was happy for her sister. Much against my upper head wishes, this decision to choose this particular girl was the highlight of my mongering trip. Outstanding experience. What a chick. The best one of my trip. Beat all my last ones. Total GFE. Not greedy. She said no to motorbike as they will charge 200 THB for drop to hotel. I was willing to pay as had been paying all the other nights but she said we go by tuk tuk. Held my hand and guided me to the next stand. Kissing in club, hotel elevator and street, fingering and boob pressing in club while dancing, fucking in my room balcony wherein she wanted to be dominated and fucked hard, a night of complete debauchery. We were lip locked and tongue tied from 3 am to 5 am. Completely drained and exhausted. I came once and told her that wanted to rest and sleep a bit. I was not looking for another session as knew will not be able to come and if she wanted to go, she could. She had her shower to leave. I offered her to stay back for breakfast and rest here for a while but told her that will not fuck. I was in no physical condition to have an erection and perform. She agreed and rested for 2.5 hours. I was not able to sleep, worked on my laptop for an hour or so and then both of us went for breakfast in my hotel at 9 am before she departed at 10 am. She ate heartily and thanked me numerous times for such a lavish meal. It made me happy too to share my meal with her.

Guys, I know I have paid more than the usual prices but I had my fun and would not mind repeating it. I am real short of time due to my work and try to fit in the maximum pleasure at every opportunity. God's been kind. In 2022, been once to Nepal, twice to Vietnam wherein I spent around 3 weeks and now 8 days in Pattaya. Already am looking at the first window to go to Philippines for my first trip and a repeat of Pattaya. Merry Christmas and a very Happy New year to all.

Regards.

I think you should be applauded for keeping prices in check.

A 2 kid lady who normally goes for 4,5 thousand you got for 2,000.

You are quite the Business Man.

Seriously guys stop thinking Long Time with anyone in Pattayas is 1,000. It's not.

[Luckyguy7198]

I guess it sounds strange, but do you guys know if nearby Pattaya there are any real swimming pool?

For proper swimming I mean.

Thanks.

Pre-covid, had tried and can recommend:

Fairtex Sports Club, 179/185-212 Moo 5, North Pattaya Rd Naklua. Don't know if they have a website. Worthwhile stay too.

Micky Phim Swimming Pool club, WWG7+VPM.

Laguna Beach Resort 3 (The Maldives) near Jomtien Beach. Haven't stayed in those condos but used the pool.

[Tom Thumbbs]

Tequila Joe, Pattaya you tuber.

Said on Monday he Kissed 3 Bargirls. Yesterday felt sick, possibly SEX disease. Keeping it Real people. He will seek medical attention.