Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

So it took multiple friends to get a small ass paseed out Thai chick out of the shower? You are a grown foreign man; why couldn't you do it? I know many Thai chicks, but what I do not know is how to contact their friends. But you just run around with a rolodex full of chicks' friends? And who did you call to get the boyfriend away from the door?

It happens that the passed out lady is from Kaset Sombum in Chaiyaphum, and has friends from the area in Pattaya. I just came back from Africa with 2 of them, so I called them, and they showed up with their boyfriends to get her cleaned up and out of my condo.

There is a network of ladies for each bar, many times they will stay in contact for years after leaving the bar. At the same time, I have gone with loads of ladies from a few bars, so it is not uncommon that I will know many friends of any particular bargirl I am with. So, if I have a problem with a lady, I can contact some of her friends to help out.

And, no I don't have a Rolodex, I have a smartphone.

[Tim Timms]

Rhetorical question.

Would you all rather have the girl tell you she rather be with someone else. Hahaha.

Not a good method to build up a Book of clients.

[Paolo99]

I met her during my first evening in Pattaya (forgot her name, maybe Nat?) in Soho bar, dark skin, 28 years old, 165 cm, 52 kg, long curly decolorized hairs, comes from SriSaket, good English, A+.

She was not really attractive, I don't remember the reason I went with her in the bar, she might have been the only one that really tried to attract me in her place.

Anyway we took a few drinks downstairs where I could finger her ass and play with her G-string. I was quick asking to fuck her ass, which she said "I can do", enough for me to take her upstairs.

I already asked her the prices before going up (1000 for her, maybe 350 or 400 for the room, + drinks (cheap)).

The room was a bit shitty if I recall correctly, we showered and I was not very impressed by her body when clothes were off, she had some over weight that I'm not fond of, which I couldn't see with her dress on.

On the bed she went straight for the BBBJ which was a bit rushed, maybe she met a lot of guys that need that to get a hard on but it's the opposite for me, I prefer it slow.

I put the cap on, put my Astroglide gel and go straight in her pussy in doggy. Not sure if it was the feeling of her pussy or the position she was in that didn't fit me but after a few minutes I lost my power.

I take off the condom, she goes again for the BBBJ but this time she is even quicker, I don't really like it and the fact I don't find her attractive doesn't help but eventually the dick gets hard enough to put a new condom on.

Again doggy but this time in her ass, after a few minutes I feel that I don't really like it either.

I think it was the first time ever I fucked a girl in the ass and didn't really like it, maybe I didn't apply enough gel, but the whole session felt weird.

I finally managed to cum after a few minutes, she told me "you must be tired from your trip", we showered and I left soi 6 immediately.

She was nice, smiley, did whatever she could to please me but obviously she was not my style.

Anyone who wants to get an A+ at a reasonable price can go and see her, she is easily recognisable, she was the only one to have that look in that bar (she mostly comes at 17 o'clock).

When I was sitting inside with her, I saw two young looking girls with light skin who were already taking care of an older Farang for one and an older Korean or Japanese for the other one. These two girls were not bad looking, but every other girls were below average.

No repeat for me with this one.

[Knobrm]

The explanations for cancellations / absences are sometimes more entertaining than the actual action with the girls itself. What adds to the fun is that it appears some of the girls are downright stupid and lousy liers so that you often know they are bullshitting before even finishing their story. And if not, then later as something in reality is not aligned with their story.

One of my regulars for some reason does not want to admit she has a farang 'boyfriend' (read sponsor that comes here few times a year) - (un?) fortunately I learnt her TikTok details one time when she was in my place and showed something from her tiktok, and she always posts pics when with him (never pics with other customers). Earlier this year he probably came with fairly short notice, and she cancelled appointment just same day, telling her mother is sick and she had to go home for couple of weeks. Couple of days later her tiktok was being fed from Hua Hin with the sponsor on tow. About a month a go similar cancellation. Explanation would have been kind of serious if true when she told she has to go home as her grandma had died. Again, tiktok flow of content from Hua Hin for 10 days or so. And when met again after she back to Pattaya, not a word about how sick mama or how funeral of dead grandma even if she usually talks about her family stuff. She is a good fuck thus I have no incentive to cut the BS, rather continue to enjoy that as well! I never exposed her as nothing positive could come out of that, however would kind of like to ask why she not just tell true as I would not care. Looking forward to hear the explanation for next disappearance that is likely to happen during next couple of months.

Recall a bit similar incident about 4 yrs ago with a girl that I spent with few months on and off. Even visited her home in Nakhon Phanom during an Isaan road trip. Couple of days after a weekend trip to HCM she out of blue told she need to go home for few weeks to 'settle with herself and think what she want to do with her life'. That was obvious BS as it made no sense. Next evening noticed her walking into iBar with a guy, and day after received some pics in Line from her home (obviously old or taken by someone else). Talk when I'm back she said, she not want talk when home. Okay. Few days later some pics appeared to her FB from Ko Chang. I thought I would have some fun and a week or so later messaged her telling I am driving around Isaan, about an hour so from her home and would stop by to say Hello, to her and her family. She went totally quiet after which she said I can not come. After some talk back and forth she kind of understood she was cornered as I indeed was about to arrive, and she finally told she is not at home, to which I responded that yes I know you in KC. She was embarrassed, and just apologized saying she did not want to tell me as she wanted to come back after this well-paying Brit goes back home. We actually met every now and then after this incident also. And she continued to BS when she had a conflict and went with another customer. Or even when she went to visit her now-husband in Denmark, telling she will go visit her auntie in Germany. I helped with her paperwork for the auntie visit, and somehow learnt she was going to DK not Germany.

Pathological but lousy liers are they. And not the smartest of the pack! If you are stupid OR can not hold your poker face when lying, you should not lie to a non-stupid person.

Oops, you made a tactical error, by giving the lady 40 minutes to find a better customer. She may have found one, and told him to wait for one hour for her to take a shower and get ready. Or, she may have gotten a message from a male friend. In both cases, the other person flaked on her, and she tried to salvage the connection with you by coming back.

There was no "sister" unless it was another bargirl who invited her out for the night.

[Mogwai]

I know a lot of guys that live in Pattaya. Some 20,30, and even 40 years. I do not know how long you have lived here, but how is it that you end up with more drama than anybody I know? This kind of stuff happens to nobody else, yet happens to you constantly? How Sway how?

I think the amount of booze that he and his ladies consume is an important factor.

[Explorer8939]

For long timers, Pattaya is not so much fun during High Season, because the ladies have an excess of customers.

I invited a lady to come to my pool villa today (meaning I invited last week to come today). Just before the appointed time, she cancelled. And, an hour later, she messaged me that she was coming. And then never showed. Since I didn't expect her to come in the first place, I was out shopping, so mai pen rai.

I had a 2 pm appointment with a lady, and sent her maps, photos, Nd Messenger Location for the pool villa. After a delay, she said she was at my condo, or at least sent me a photo of my condo. I told her to forget it. She never complained, so apparently she is busy with customers.

Many other ladies I know have their phones off, either with customers, or relaxing with their significant others.

[Explorer8939]

It's becoming more common to find girls that can't be barfined in Pattaya. I call them "coyotes", since they are there as eye candy to draw in customers, but the term has other uses in Pattaya.

There have always been drinks only ladies in Pattaya, but now it is widespread. It is possible that bar owners are encouraging this to generate more revenue from drinks, since drink money generated when a lady goes with a customer is zero.

If a lady simply doesn't want to go with a customer, she can say she is on her period. But if she says she never goes with a customer, that is another matter. If I bought a bunch of drinks for a lady and then she told me she can't be barfined, I would be pissed. The real question is why this is growing, but I think it's prompted by bar owners.

As much as I would like to speculate that it's due to more ladies having Thai boyfriends, that's not the case. Besides, if a lady has a Thai boyfriend, she can still go short time inside the bar. And it's not due to more ladies not wanting sex, since that's not a growing trend, and besides, money can usually overcome that.

A slight variation is the lady who can go Long Time, but not stay all night. There is a fantasy among mongers that ladies prefer nice hotel rooms to their crappy rented rooms, but ladies like to sleep in their own beds. Also, many don't want sex in the morning. So they head home after 2 am or so, if possible. I know some who get up at 6 am when they are with customers, to make sure their kids go to school.

[Sir Lancelot]

After a frustrating girl-free day yesterday, today proved to be more fruitful.

Early afternoon I decided to go to soi 6 and headed straight for Lust about halfway down the street. It always has a nice group of girls outside and my favourite, an ultra-cute 19 year old, was there. I ushered her inside for a drink.

We all make silly mistakes from time to time and I did one right here. When I met her on a previous night I told her I wanted to take her upstairs but she told me, and I quote, 'I never been with client once'. You can take statements like that from bargirls with a pinch of salt but in her case she was so fresh-faced I suspect she was very new and therefore selective. We subsequently exchanged messages on Line and she told me she'd come to my hotel for 3000 baht. I countered with 2000 and she agreed.

Fast forward to today and it was only after I'd paid 400 for the room and I was following her sexy bum up the steep stairs that I realised I'd completely forgotten to re-negotiate. Paying 2000 for a cute new girl to come to your hotel is fine, paying 2000 for any girl on soi 6 is madness!

But it turned out to be a very unique soi 6 experience and worth every baht.

She led me to a door and unlocked it with a key. Inside was your average soi 6 room but cluttered with her possessions. Her clothes hung in a wardrobe, toiletries and makeup sat on top of a small dressing table and a large teddy bear sat on the bed. 'My room' she said.

One of my most exciting experiences I've had in Asia was visiting the Dolly brothels in Surubaya, Indonesia, where you fuck girls in their own rooms. I remember a great session with a pale-skinned cutie on a bed filled with cuddly toys, walls adorned with posters of her favourite pop bands. It felt like a teenage girl's bedroom. I half expected her father to barge in and chase me out with a cricket bat!

She said 'can stay in room until 4. 30'. I checked the time on my phone and it was only 3 pm. That's 90 minutes!

Initially I thought it might be a frustrating experience as she just lay on the bed playing with her phone. But slowly she cuddled closer and soon we were kissing and the clothes she was wearing lay strewn across the floor. When I slid in to her, her face tightened and she grimaced. 'You okay?' I asked and she nodded. Her pussy was extraordinarily tight so I was gentle, grinding in to her slowly as she gripped the pillow tightly. She was clearly very inexperienced. I haven't fucked such a tight pussy for a long time, so had to pace myself so I didn't cum too early.

There was a full length mirror alongside the bed so I spooned her in front of that, before rolling her on her front and fucking her from behind. When I lay on my back and invited her to ride me, she laughed as if it was craziest suggestion she'd ever heard, so I went on top again and fucked her hard until I came to an intense climax.

She was in no rush to kick me out of her room afterwards, going through a lengthy beauty regime of rubbing creams and moisturisers on to her skin. I got the impression she was happy to stay out of the bar as long as possible.

My diet has been terrible on this trip. I've been eating too much junk food and drinking too much beer, so today I made an effort to eat tasty Thai food at a little restaurant on soi Lengkee. It made a nice change to go out at night with a full stomach.

At 6 pm I met Sam at Booby Trap. The girl I barfined earlier in the trip had a day off but there were two new girls working, one of whom had a very pretty face and nice curves. There's another girl working at this bar with a Chinese looking face, who often smiles in my direction.

Tree Town was unusually quiet early evening.

Area 52 didn't have many girls in but I bought a drink for an attractive girl called Bam Bam, who has blossomed since her Flintstones days. Sam bought a drink for his favourite girl, who he has barfined almost every night this past week. She definitely looks to take advantage of his extravagant nature. A cart went past selling clothes and she scurried off and returned a few minutes later holding a pair of jeans, fluttering her eyelashes at him. He gave her 250 baht to pay for them and then another 100 baht to go and get some food.

We went to Angel & Monster where I bought a drink for an attractive barmaid, before finding a prime spot at French Kiss to watch England's first World Cup match. We won 6-2 but during quiet moments of the game I enjoyed watching a curvy girl playing pool. She was wearing a very revealing dress and I got the impression she enjoyed flaunting her prime assets when leaning across the table.

Bob decided to stay to play her at pool and Sam went to barfine his girl from Area 52, leaving just me and Owen flying the flag.

We went to Oh Bar where a pretty girl was very flirty with me, kissing me on the cheek repeatedly. This is the girl Sam calls his favourite, despite the fact he hasn't spoken to her for weeks and often buys drinks for other girls in the bar. He's got so many 'favourites' it's hard to keep up.

Then I got two knockbacks in successive bars. At Slutz I tried to barfine a pretty girl with orange nails like claws but she said she didn't go with customers, then I tried to barfine the pretty barmaid from Angel & Monster but she told me the same. When a girl tells you she doesn't go with customers it is normally their way of saying she doesn't want to go with you, for now at least. It's not necessarily game over, it just means a charm offensive might be required.

Then she told me something interesting. Apparently Sam had tried to barfine her last night. A few days ago I bought her a drink and Sam asked me if I'd consider going with her. I told him yes and asked him the same question. 'Nah, not my type' he replied. Yet the day after he tried to barfine her from under my nose. I like Sam but he does have a sneaky side.

I ended up barfining a girl from Pitstop on soi Honey. I've taken a lot of sweet, cute girls on this trip but she was tall with tattoos, something a bit different. The barfine was 400 and she quoted 1000 short-time or 2000 long-time.

I should take these kind of girls more often. She was very skinny and had the smallest tits I've ever seen, but huge bullet like nipples. The sex lasted for ages, one minute fast and frantic, the next slow with lots of kissing. I particularly liked her on top, me thrusting up in to her pussy as quickly as I could, as she groaned loudly. It was an enjoyable, hot and sweaty session, some of the best sex of the trip.

She was my 22nd girl of the trip. I have five more full days remaining and hope to reach the 30 mark.

[Paolo99]

Glad I went to Pattaya in low season as I always do, just don't see the draw in going during high season: too many people / customers, traffic, expensive hotels. All that money saved going during low season can be applied to better accomodations and procurring more ass.

There was too many people and traffic only these last two days because of that fucking firework festival.

It doesn't seem there is too much customers (there are plenty of available girls in soi6 and near Buakao at cheap prices), and hotel prices are probably a bit more expensive now than a month ago.

[Explorer8939]

Pattaya was jammed again last night, and the Bolt situation was made worse by a police crackdown on Bolt drivers who don't have taxi licenses. So, I didn't go out last night, I arranged for ladies to come to me instead.

The mass numbers of tourists in Pattaya is only going to get worse in December, so I will be spending much of the month abroad, starting December 1. For you guys planning a two week vacation in Pattaya, not to worry, the crowds won't impact you noticeably. But, many of the top tier ladies will be unavailable due to their sponsors showing up. And many bars will be jammed.

[CaliGuy33]

True, but I have been in Pattaya during these shows before, and it has never been as crowded.

Fortunately, I have day ladies coming soon, so I don't have to worry about the crowds for now.

Glad I went to Pattaya in low season as I always do, just don't see the draw in going during high season: too many people / customers, traffic, expensive hotels. All that money saved going during low season can be applied to better accomodations and procurring more ass.

[Paolo99]

In Angeles city I used to be accused of being a butterfly so many times. I just don't understand it; they can be barfined by other men as much as they want but you cannot barfine other girls.

Personnaly, I tell them from the beginning that I'm a butterfly and I don't want to have a girlfriend or any kind of long relationship to avoid these kind of talks.

[Paolo99]

I'm Rooting for Minnie.

I just know she isn't a 1,000 girl.

If you just compare her to majority of Doi 6 she should be charging 15,900.

Do I think she is prettier by 15 X. Hell Yeah. 1,000 Soi 6 girls on a given night. Not one face comes close to Minnie'S.

You probably know her better than me, and I doubt she is not a 1000 girl, she is probably a 1000 girl for some and doesn't want to be a 1000 girl for everybody.

I don't contest the fact she 's got a pretty face, but girls with pretty faces can be found elswhere in Pattaya and for 1000 baht too.

Her body looked slim but didn't look gorgeous to me (with her dress on).

It seems like you don't have a high esteem on soi 6 girls (and here too, you know them probably better than me) but I almost always had more fun with these girls in their bar (drinking downstairs) than I had with Mini downstairs.

Overall I might be wrong, but she didn't seem to be that fresh, and especially, she was not fun, she was more like a nice hostess that want to get a quicky upstairs.

[11Bravo]

And they know what customers to put on the show for.

Who puts on a show for the customer? I guess a large number of people here haven't worked in sales. I'm not talking about the fast turnover Dollar store, but big ticket where you have a client list and your income is salary + commission. Now if a client moves to another firm, unfortunate, but ...that's life. However, if a client starts dealing with a co-worker? That's a cut in YOUR income, a loss of status and an intrusion in personal space. Obviously, if the client calls again, the only show is "I've missed you so much, what can I do for you?" But for the trespassing co-worker ... funny how calls don't get forwarded, notes go missing, messages lost, and somehow when the boys go out to lunch, that invitation is not forthcoming. I just don't think the 2 girls will be sharing a bowl of som-tom anytime soon. That's how grudges build.

I agree with Mr E you guys are full of shit, especially Explorer8939. Many of the bargirls are lesbians and have no need for a boyfriend. 90% have a Thai boyfriend total bullshit.

Who cares? I only care about when she's with me. What she does before / after is "not my business". Likewise, same goes for me. Now, different story when the "not my life" intrudes on me. E. G, first incoming phone call is a yellow card. Second, a red. Anyone comes knocking on my door, it better be food delivery. And drunks, I NEVER tolerate. NEVER. If she needs to get drunk to have fun with me, that's a HARD PASS. First regular in the mid 90's, Voodoo, fun girl, but a MEAN drunk. First and last time that happened, walked her over to Sukhumvit, put her in a taxi, gave the driver 200 baht and said take her home.

But that alone doesn't made her attractive, she's got her own rules, and personnaly I felt that the session will probably be not fun so I declined her offer and moved away after paying the bill (120 for LD and 95 for my beer).

For ME, attractiveness is a function of face, body, ATTITUDE. If the last is missing, an easy pass.

Posts about mongers here are not useful. If you have useful information about Pattaya, please post it.

That's great advice and I agree. But I will say that most of your recent posts that I've seen lately contain NO usable intel and mainly seem to be self-promotional. Don't get me wrong, I'm NOT jealous. Glad you're having fun. It'd be news if someone was NOT able to satisfy itches in Thailand. But I find Sir Lancelot's entertaining AND informative. To quote Trink, "Just saying ...".

My phone buzzed at 2. 05 am. 'Can we meet tomorrow?' she said.
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At 3. 10 am I was woken by my phone. It was my Vixen girl video-calling me for a chat. The connection was bad and we cut off after 20 seconds but I appreciated her making the effort (or was she checking I was in bed on my own?

Who doesn't put their phone (and hers) on Do Not Disturb when they crash, same as the sign on the hotel door? There's always tomorrow, and I'm NEVER her safety net.

Politics where other girls are Feeding them untruths probably happen more than I'd like to believe.

NEVER underestimate the wg intelligence service. Once in DXB I asked a (to me) new girl how much she wanted for LT. She replied, "Why are you asking me that? EVERYONE knows you're Mr. 500". Another time, a girl got upset when I offered her 500, saying that was MY ST rate. Found out, a previous b*itch pull, where I had forgotten Rule #1 (pay after, why do lessons have to be periodically re-learned?), paid upfront because I just wanted to see that rack. Imagine my disappointment when the rack LITERALLY disappeared. Gel pads. Soon after, she wanted to leave and I was "Good riddance". She found her own way home. But she had been running her mouth about how I'd pay 500ST. I explained what had happened, another girl vouched for me, and the girl went home with me. The CIA (Chinese) in action. For sure the same happens here.

In Angeles city I used to be accused of being a butterfly so many times. I just don't understand it; they can be barfined by other men as much as they want but you cannot barfine other girls.

I've always taken it as a form of teasing, never taken seriously.

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Finally, it is OK to chop a LONG FR you're commenting on into a small section. These long quotes become clutter, IMHO.

[Tim Timms]

In Angeles city I used to be accused of being a butterfly so many times. I just don't understand it; they can be barfined by other men as much as they want but you cannot barfine other girls.

That is correct sir. Being Sarcasammy here.

Who knows what goes in in their Minds.