Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

So basically, you were here bragging that you screw up somebody else's life by stealing a breakfast because you're too cheap to buy one. Congratulations dude you've become the ultimate cheap charlie. Or is it Thief Charlie.

The way I look at it I am grateful that I have the resources I have that I do not need to go through all those shenanigans to save a few bucks. Not everyone is financially secure. It must be a sad life to desire all the niceties of life while being unable to afford them.

[Werqweq]

I am not speculating what should be, but just explaining what did happen to me. --and I probably am a sucker, as you elegantly put it. Finally: THANK YOU for correcting -- the amounts are in TB not USD.

__Y.

Hey, no offense intended, and you did not fall for it, so them attempting to take you for a sucker did not work.

[Forty Drinks]

1030 pm Pattaya Time.

Mr Sins is live streaming from inside One Eyed Jacks Agogo.

He is allowed to show the who Kitten Kaboodle. Girls dancing on stage, etc. He did say he is trying avoid Bare tittie's.

Saturday night crowd looks non existent as it is everyday.

Bar tab over $200 and counting. Say $5 per that's 40 drinks. Hahaha. He did purchase 2 k butt of ping pong balls so don't know if that was Extra on the side.

Good production as girls faces and bodies are very clear.

[CuminGuys1]

So I just finished my 3 day solo Pattaya Trip and enjoyed it.

Morning time was mostly used for actual sightseeing and evenings were used to explore the night scene.

A) First day. Walking street. Some of the gogos do not allow Brown people inside (read tons of comments here so was prepared) so was not bothered by it as there are tons of places anyway. First went to a Russian dance bar (do not recollect the name), couple of girls there was super HOT and the dance was erotic. Tipped them well and got a nice erotic dance. Had couple of beers and moved on to the next place on a side alley (guess name was Apple or something). Girls were welcoming and mamasans were friendly. Few more beers, lady drinks and drinks to mamasan and the girls allowed almost everything apart from FS and BJ. Was bit weird to do without the screens in strip clubs but then after few beers it was fine. Later moved on to Windmill (top floor) and saw Jaccuzi, girl on girl etc. Had few more beers, lady drinks and left. Visited couple of Indian / Pakistani Murja places but it was waste of time (though beer was cheap compared to other places). Couple of the girls were hot but they don't get undressed or allow touching so left quickly. Hit couple of clubs and then returned to the room, picked up a cute girl along the beach for ST 1. 5 THB and had a good time. Ordered dinner (Grab was useful) and slept.

B) Second Day. Afternoon went to a massage place Soi Buakhao. Girls standing outside dressed in the massage costume and picked a hot one (suspected it was LB) 60 mins for 700 THB massage in a table with curtains. Massage was non existent and she mentioned during the massage that she is a LB which I didn't mind. Little of body to body and HJ release and tipped her 400 THB. It was alright experience but wouldn't repeat.

Late evening finished dinner in one of the street foods and wandered around Soi Buakhao and LK metro and the side alleys. Went to couple of Girly bars, cute girl, decent english and good conversation with couple of beers and lady drinks. Owner was a guy from Australia who was a nice guy and spoke to him for a while and left the place. Visited few other bars for some beers and some foreplay. Went to Kink and it was great. Seated at the top floor with the moving stage, the girls near the seat were hot and tempting. Made few guy friends there (from Korea / Japan) and had a great time. Busty chick caught my eye, fondled and sucked her tits for couple of drinks and enjoyed my time there. Tipped her well and moved on to the few other places with the new friends. Finally decided to check out the place opp to Kink (forgot the name but opposite to kink on the right corner). Probably the best gogo that I visited in my trip. Once you spend something on the drinks (and Lady drinks to girls and mamasan) they are extra nice. Spent talking in detail to one of the mamasan and she suggested me to checkout the first floor. Checked it out and the had some shows there. Bathtub on one side, stage on other side with some shows every 30 minutes or so. I usually don't like ping pong and other shows but it was fun here. There was this thick girl who was playing with ping ball, deep throating a giant dildo and doing other sick shows and she made it so entertaining. Tipped her well and had fun with few other girls there. Spent a good 2 hours there before returning to the hotel and wanted to try my luck with TF. It was already late in the night and probably I was not very good with the online stuff so did not get any hot selection at that time. SO called it a night.

C) Third day afternoon. Booked a massage to my room (found from google and started calling some numbers, pics sent thru Watsapp). Girl arrived but definitely did not look like in the pictures, atleast 10 years old. Felt bad to send her back and thought will have atleast a massage. Decent massage, nice teasing, ended up giving a decent BBJ which got Johnny up and running and then ended up FS in doggy. Started out as a meh experience and ended up nicely. Paid 2000 THB including massage and FS.

Late evening few more gogos in LK metro and had some food. There were couple of sports bars around the area as well which I enjoyed for cheap beers. On the way home was checking TF and agreed with one girl (Sui or something sounded like a fake name anyway) for 1. 5 K THB. Slim body, small tits and quite active. FS and CBJ and ended up in cowgirl. She agreed to stay the night for another 2 K it was already late so negotiated to 1. 5 K. Cuddled nicely and slept off. Next day early morning one more round (I initiated and she joined) and slept again for couple of hours. Woke up at 8 am, told she can join me for breakfast and she agreed. She was sweet helped me with my packing and stuff. LOL she even helped me with my bath, Johnny got aroused again and she didn't mind helping it to release on her tits. Had breakfast and tipped her (0. 5 K THB that she originally asked) since it was a good experience and left to Bangkok.

Had a great time being the first time here, maybe spent little more making first timer mistakes. Expenses on beer and nightlife was high (twice as what I originally planned) but again had fun so its alright. I enjoyed LK metro and the nearby areas compared to walking street and other places in Pattaya, the drinks were cheaper, some of the girls I found were super hot (subjective), places were less (or not) racist and the girls seemed more friendly. Will definitely repeat.

[MartinFlevo]

But I do not recall anywhere when the girl would not take the whole amount: EVER, never even heard the crazy story like this. So somehow I got a break.

__Y.

Had it a couple of times. Once with a chick who I barfined and we had so much fun and got so drunk (the 2nd time) we just slept and just paid taxi next day.

Another time was last time with a girl from agogo who refused payment. "I not need your money" hahahaha.

[Mogwai]

But I do not recall anywhere when the girl would not take the whole amount: EVER, never even heard the crazy story like this. So somehow I got a break.

It has happened to me a couple of times. One time in Pattaya, and some other times in the Netherlands, where I live.
This one time in Pattaya was around 15 years ago, I think, when I barfined a girl from an agogo in Soi Buakhao. When we left the agogo to go to my hotel, I already realized that she was more drunk than I thought she was (she could barely walk in a straight line), but nevertheless we had a nice session in my room. For about 30 minutes or so. Then she suddenly rushed off to the bathroom, because she had to throw up. When she came back she excused herself, and said she wanted to go home. And she also said that I didn't have to pay her, because I didn't finish yet.
I have paid her something nevertheless, but less than what we agreed upon (I cannot recall how much it was), because she was a really nice girl, and I had a good time despite everything.
But since then I avoid drunk, or even tipsy girls like the plague, LOL.

[Yuri B]

Thai girls use "sister" to refer to their girlfriends.

No, the girl in question seemed to be her younger sister. When we were discussing to have a vacation together and talked about families (she showed me the picture of her, sister, brother, and one parent together in the yard). Then her sister actually called being concerned that my girl did not go home that night and her sister's picture was shown on her phone.

But I can be easily manipulated. Her sister has no resemblance at all with my girl. On the picture then were 5 years younger, and so resemblance was not 100%. When I asked how come her sister did not look like her, my girl answered that most customers are "Asians" (her term) and Asians like big breasts, so her younger sister started doing plastic surgeries, and did not stop on breasts after became much more popular than my girl (apparently they compete!), and changed nose, etc.

To me: all believable, but looking objectively, not much evidence.

__Y.

[Yuri B]

Next to Palace? That must be Atlantis (on the right) or Tantra (right of Atlantis). Or did you mean LUCIFER (what's a club not agogo) ??

Thank you for listing them. It was indeed Tandra (only 2 k THB BF), but the girl asked for 5 K LT until 9: AM -- and with my massive negotiation skills I agreed when she was asked to dance and I did not want to loose her. But miraculous thing happen in the morning. After Amazing night, my little me did not wake up in the morning (usually I have had the opposite problem: everything is fine in the morning, but at night I am tired and I am avoiding to take my blue friend which is nowadays white). So we were cuddling and I offered to take her on vacation next week. We were lying and dreaming about vacation, negotiated the price, and somehow both got very happy. Time for her to leave, I produce 5 K = 4 1 K and 2 500 THB notes. She takes half and places on the shelf in my room and tells me that I did not do my obligation to her in the morning so she can not take the full amount. I protested (here my powerful negotiation skills turned on) and she said, not to worry, I would have to really take care of her on our vacation. So it was not 5 K but 2. 5 K (yes in THBs).

But I do not recall anywhere when the girl would not take the whole amount: EVER, never even heard the crazy story like this. So somehow I got a break.

__Y.

[Paolo99]

C) there were 7 ladies; all but one well above 30, and the one, who they said was 24, was definitely not my type. I purchased LD for a doable woman (who said she was 36, then corrected herself to be 26, but judging by the skin on her neck and her thighs I would place her in the beginning of 40's. So when she took her bra off (immediately upon getting her drink), I wanted to ask her to put it back on ASAP. When I asked if there are more "girls" working here at other days, she answered "possibly-- depends on the day" I could not figure out an polite way to ask, when would be present at least one decent because the beauty in the eyes of a beholder and then I would have implied that she was not decent.

These places are mostly filled with unattractive to very unattractive women. You might have been dupped by people writing reports about gentlemen clubs and making it sound like they shagged a good looking girl.

There is a reason owners of these places absolutely forbid these girls to stand outside of the place. Here is why: these guys know they would get zero customers if every one could see the talent without entering the place. At least, by keeping these women behind closed doors, they can get a drink here and there from adventurous or curious customers.

Thanks for the report, it sounds that you have settled very quickly with one of the first girls you've met.

[Nyezhov]

Apparently you haven't stayed at the two hotels I mentioned. As for the whole room number thing. There are two ways around this.

1. Go hang out at the entrance behind other guests and pay attention to their room number when they announce it. Call them on your room hotel to their room hotel and tell them you are housekeeping. And ask what time will they check out tomorrow. When they say "we don't, we have XXX days," that's your cue to show up at 6 am next morning and use their room number and eat.

2. Find a resort hotel with patio tables for breakfast. Grab you one of the dirty plates off a table that has been left for clean up. Enter with dirty plates in hand and exchange them on your way to the buffet. Nobody will ask anything. If they do, start talking in some foreign language not named English.

Shit. I've gotten so good at this that I even order poolside drinks and food and bill it to another room. I also use different hotel, resorts, and condo pools and gyms when I am in Pattaya. No need to pay for that type of stuff. Grand Avenue has an excellent gym if you know how to sneak in. Just make sure you tip the staff so they don't suspect anything. This trip my 25 m2 botique serviced apartment is $300 USD a month including utilities. It's located 12 minutes walk to Buakhao behind Festival. If I showed you pictures, then people will find out the location and my secret isn't a secret anymore. Messes up my pricing. I've already shared two hotels for those who are brave who want free food. I'm too much nice.

P.S. : If you want free shots at the GoGo bars, just ask the girls while they hover around their free 2 SangSom bottles allocated to them. I used to tell them I've never tasted it before and batted my eyes at them. And they will give me a couple of shots. Lying goes a long way when you have confidence.

So basically, you were here bragging that you screw up somebody else's life by stealing a breakfast because you're too cheap to buy one. Congratulations dude you've become the ultimate cheap charlie. Or is it Thief Charlie.

[Forty Drinks]

When a person say a girl or girls are not my type please give a description of what is your Type.

Who doesn't like old, fat, toothless Gentleman s Club Bargirls. LOL. Hahaha.

[Forty Drinks]

Can you believe that 50% of the food at hotel buffets gets tossed into the trash? Some want to play morality police but need to point the finger somewhere else besides a hungry person. I once took a college class in Ethics and Jurisprudence. Professor asked what is the difference between a poor broke homeless man going into a supermarket and eating a banana that he didn't pay for versus a soccer mom who taste tests cherries or grapes for sweetness, but then decided not to buy? Maybe it's better to rally around more honorable stories about poisoning random girls with 30 drinks so I can get them intoxicated to get some BBFS and CIP while being ripped off with hugely inflated drink prices.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/christi...h=3d4948a317dc

I vaguely Recall it was 40 drinks. Hahaha.

This Pattaya thread is becoming a lot like Bangkok Thread. No Fun.

Come on guys. I saw a Mr Sins Livestream,. God Soi6 looked like Death.

[MartinFlevo]

I BFed a girl from one of the Thai clubs (next to Palace) .

Next to Palace? That must be Atlantis (on the right) or Tantra (right of Atlantis). Or did you mean LUCIFER (what's a club not agogo) ??

[Vendelo]

Final note to the people with under-developed negotiating skills like mine. Use technology. My new girlfriend who I am taking off travelling (that Thai girl from one of Go-Gos) for a week, once heard that I pay 120 THB per taxi bike ride, grabbed my phone and installed BOLT on it. She also told me that in her club and in her sister's club (apparently she has a sister and her sister also works in Go-Go) they get tested every 15 days for STDs...

Thai girls use "sister" to refer to their girlfriends.

[Explorer8939]

This High Season may not be the biggest in terms of overall numbers of customers, but it sure is in terms of customers wanting to be boyfriends. My Facebook feed is filled with bargirls showing gold bought by customers for them, Western Union transfers, going back to the village to live off sponsorship, and just photos of them throwing money around, or spending it on their Thai boyfriend.

Remember: Pattaya is like Disneyland. Don't blow your hard earned cash on Minnie Mouse.