Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Have been in about 5 gents clubs and never saw the raucous atmosphere so often discussed.

Which G clubs did you go to and how were they?

No G clubs in Pattaya have a raucous atmosphere. Who has been saying that and which clubs was he / she referring to?

Since pre-Covid there are more Gentleman's clubs in Pratumnak, Jomtien, and Soi Boomerang.

More real G clubs are just bars calling themselves G clubs as was a new trend when COVID started?

Walking Street not fully opened all the gogos yet, but the ones open are often standing only,

Which gogo bars are these?

Pin up busy. Baccara no where near capcity.

Thanks for actually naming bars and how they currently are.

[Pute Nut]

Stay away from coconut milk, for instance. As well as I set aside quite some vegetables in some dishes, to avoid possible inconveniences. So I still eat Thai but in a reasonable and possibly wise way.

Coconut milk / cream is one of the healthiest fats you can ingest. Never had a problem in Thailand, the only thing I don't eat are their mobile sushi carts.

[Explorer8939]

Mao means drunk not sick!

Sick is normally " Mai Sabai " or headache.

" boot- hall " sure bad spelling.

Also places like Simon complex isn't just one place that a person working one bar can just overlap to another. It is as it called a complex comprising of many small bars no difference that the one on W. S. Or Action St, upper part of Doing Buakhao.

"Mao" can also mean hungover, or seasick.

[Chimpo Chinn]

There is everything you've ever needed and more in the town. It almost sounds like you are trying to justify your Sao Paulo trip and we should be interested!. Since pre-Covid there are more Gentleman's clubs in Pratumnak, Jomtien, and Soi Boomerang. Plenty more bars on Pot Hole. LK and Soi Buakhao are roughly unchanged and busy. Walking Street not fully opened all the gogos yet, but the ones open are often standing only, but the nightclubs are all open. In fact there are plenty more nightclubs in town now including Buakhao Treetown etc,. More and better beachfront bars and restaurants opened on Cosy Beach and Na Jomtien full of high end Bangkok beauties at the weekends. Massage shops with cracking women everywhere. The only thing that's closed down and for me it's a benefit is the crappy open-air beer bars. There are still loads but I so rarely go anywhere close to one it's no issue. Plus the town has more weed than Amsterdam if that's your bag. Legal weed shops everywhere.

No place better on earth!

Got to push back on this. None of the Pattaya agogos were standing room only. End of August.

Pin up busy. Baccara no where near capcity.

[Mr Enternational]

Does anyone have any experience with a health clinic for medical treatment in Pattaya?

I have red eye and want to be prepared in case it gets worse and is conjunctivitis which I had a bad case of and which became a serious situation in Vietnam back in 2019.

I would skip the clinic and head down to Bangkok Pattaya Hospital on Sukhumvit to see an eye specialist. It may be 1000 baht versus the 300 baht at the clinic, but you will thank me later.

[Turgid]

By what he was eating, probably also a Thai would.

Farang stomachs are not all suited to many Thai ingredients, so better eat with care, testing one dish at a time. I.

Stay away from coconut milk, for instance. As well as I set aside quite some vegetables in some dishes, to avoid possible inconveniences. So I still eat Thai but in a reasonable and possibly wise way.

When I was in Bangkok in 2015 my then Thai GF took me to an authentic Thai restaurant patronized only by local Thais. We ordered the lowest spicy level. I have never perspired so much; after the meal I was soaked from head to toe as if someone had poured a bucket of water on me. I had no stomach problems afterwards though.

[Kabukicho Dojo]

Mao means drunk not sick!

OMG you're right. How quickly I forgot my Thai since I don't get to practice in Japan.

[Free Dude]

Been in Pattaya for a while now and do feel the regular YouTubers are kind of in their own world. To me most of the girls in the gents clubs are really unattractive (although there might be a couple cute ones here and there). I find a lot more to fuck on soi 6 (way more girls). Have been in about 5 gents clubs and never saw the raucous atmosphere so often discussed. Maybe because I got bored very quickly and left after 1 drink. In one of the pothole ones yesterday, there were 5 guys sitting inside without company (and two fresh couples) and a dozen girls outside looking at the empty street to call on guys passing by. What's the point?

In general I don't find that many girls here attractive. Maybe found 5 on TF to message over the week, most didn't even read my message. Elsewhere girls attract me with a smile or other behavior. Things you can't really see on TF. Such as a farm fresh girl on soi 6 that's shy at first, but slowly loosens up. When I walked by the next day she pulled me to the railing and stuck her tongue down my throat. A couple minutes later I was upstairs, inside her, getting my brains fucked out (she looks like she finds waiting on the 6 very boring). Never seen anyone so happy with 100 baht tip. To me these are the things that make Pattaya fun.

In general I must say the sex has been really good. Anyone over 24 is giving good all round performance, the girls have surprised me with how quickly the shyness vanished and DFK for instance improved during the sex. Really only had one dud, but it was kind of obvious she didn't really like me.

The only place with really stand out girls is pin up, but I just don't get very excited by watching them 'dance', so haven't felt any urge to splurge.

[Cusland]

Wow, I am amazed by your responses. I thought Pattaya was back up and running sans a lot of NE Asian guys which is not a bad thing as long as there are plenty of quality girls in the bars and Go Go's. In fact, the less dicks the better is my motto. 555. But I will defer to you guys and your boots on the ground observational opinions unless other BM's begin to contradict you. Me, I am heading back to Sao Paulo in October for the 4th time since April 2021. Plenty of amazing girls, no Covid BS (masks, temperature samples, ect.) and great steaks, Italian food, and Sushi. I miss LOS, but I am having a great time down south and shagging a whole lot of smokin' hot girls.

There is everything you've ever needed and more in the town. It almost sounds like you are trying to justify your Sao Paulo trip and we should be interested!. Since pre-Covid there are more Gentleman's clubs in Pratumnak, Jomtien, and Soi Boomerang. Plenty more bars on Pot Hole. LK and Soi Buakhao are roughly unchanged and busy. Walking Street not fully opened all the gogos yet, but the ones open are often standing only, but the nightclubs are all open. In fact there are plenty more nightclubs in town now including Buakhao Treetown etc,. More and better beachfront bars and restaurants opened on Cosy Beach and Na Jomtien full of high end Bangkok beauties at the weekends. Massage shops with cracking women everywhere. The only thing that's closed down and for me it's a benefit is the crappy open-air beer bars. There are still loads but I so rarely go anywhere close to one it's no issue. Plus the town has more weed than Amsterdam if that's your bag. Legal weed shops everywhere.

No place better on earth!

[BionicMan]

He just means too drunk.

Exactly One can be mildly drunk or too drunk.

[LittleBigMan]

Mao means drunk not sick!

Sick is normally " Mai Sabai " or headache.

" boot- hall " sure bad spelling.

Also places like Simon complex isn't just one place that a person working one bar can just overlap to another. It is as it called a complex comprising of many small bars no difference that the one on W. S. Or Action St, upper part of Doing Buakhao.

[Explorer8939]

Been there two nights in a row {and not for a touch & go (pardon the pun), have seen none of that, believe me. It's just marketing BS.

If you went to Maggie Mays, just buy some tequilas and you will see naked ladies. If you go in, buy a beer, and hope some other customers will spring for tequilas, it might be a long night.

I went last night, but left with 2 ladies after a couple of drinks.

[CaliGuy33]

Does anyone have any experience with a health clinic for medical treatment in Pattaya?

I have red eye and want to be prepared in case it gets worse and is conjunctivitis which I had a bad case of and which became a serious situation in Vietnam back in 2019.

Any suggestions help.

Thanks.

[MartinFlevo]

What is "over-mao"? I know mao in Thai means sick but never heard this phrase before.

He just means too drunk.

[MartinFlevo]

Now you make me curious about this Simon complex 1. Purely for the purpose of topography, let's be clear, LMAO. No clue about it.

If its drinking street it is next to Terminal21. Lot of beerbars but now closed (June / July).