Pattaya Reports

[CaliGuy33]

I was there (Club Amsterdam) a month a go and had a drink with her. Very pretty girl, amazing brand new fake boobs, she let me see and touch them while we talked. Brand new to Pattaya off the bus. She wanted 2000 baht for ST+ room but insisted on condom so I declined. This might be cheap compared to a Go Go, but for Bongkot it's certainly not. Honestly I was puzzled why she was working in that GC as it was totally dead and at the time she was the only girl. I suggested to her that she could make a lot more money at a Go Go in LK or Walking street.

I recently nabbed her for 1 k. But I noticed when I offered 1 k she kind of hesitated at first and perhaps expected a higher offer. I'm guessing most offer her at least 1,500-2,000. I found the owner to be awkward and kind of just there for no reason which made being there a little off. I'll likely try one of the other bars next to it next time.

[Sarha Otzar]

But it's an exceptional report from are / pattaya (Not my report. But soon I'm also going to put some of my reports from my first visit).

Link to the post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Pattaya/com...m_source=share.

Is this your first time visiting Pattaya?

This is for newbies and all from my 12 year experiences In the kingdom, l don't live in Pattaya on a pension, I'm not a retired expat that complains about the English breakfast cost too much, I go to Pattaya for 30-60 day stays, my budget is 400-500 dollars a day, I fucking party like a rockstar, I might experience Pattaya differently than you, so don't say stupid shit or critique me I will perma ban you.

Walking Street: it's a very long street leads to adult Disney world, it also has a couple of soi's (soi means side street that connects to the main road) Walking street is the home of Pattaya's night life, it has everything so expect to see gogo's, open air bars, live music bars, by the hour rooms, clubs, disco's, restaurants, freelancers, hotels, toilets, restaurants, go cart tract, boutique stores, 7-11, street performers, even a fucking McDonald's, it's really fucking amazing, you will see things, smell things, witness things, take part in things you won't believe, fuck that movie hang over, they went to tame Bangkok not walking street, walking street has all the things below, did I mention it's amazing, you can "short time" and "Long time" here, some venues have on-site facilities, and also walking street is considered the gem of Pattaya night life so its going to be more expensive for drinks and barfines.

Soi 6: it is a sight to behold, hot ladies everywhere, just take a walk down this street and you'll be hooked, it has everything except restaurants and boutique stores, expect to mainly see open air bars and a few gogo's, this is mainly a "short time " option area, usually if you choose a friend here you will use their on-site facilities, many like this area of Pattaya cause you don't have to necessarily buy lady drinks or play games, you can quite literally see a girl that meets your fancy, tell her " short time " and in a few minutes you'll be upstairs or over in one of the by the hour rooms.

LK Metro: it's a mini walking street and boasts all that walking street has to offer and just as amazing and spectacular to boot, usually a tiny bit cheaper than walking street.

Soi Buakhao: the home of Tree Town Night Market, expect to see lots of street food and restaurants and other vendors and open air bars, plus freelancers here, if you like to get ripped with the expats come here, very friendly place to hangout as well.

OK, now for some terms and what they mean and what to expect as well.

Barfine: this is a fee you must pay the gogo to take the girl away from the bar, the girls in the gogo's and gentleman's clubs main job is to get you to buy lady drinks, therefore if you take her away from the bar the bar will lose revenue so changing you a fee will help them recover what ever she might of sold in her absence, barfines vary and quite frankly depend on the girls status in the gogo and what time your are barfining her,* usually 1500 to maximum of 3000 baht, example: girl is a stunner and you want to barfine her at 9 pm so expect that barfine to be kinda high, girl is a 8/10 and it's 12 am barfine is going to be normal and reasonable, my advice is to let the girl or mamasan know of your intentions of barfining around 11 pm, around that time it doesn't matter if she's the hottest girl in Pattaya.

Short time: duration of campaionship, 1-2 hours, usually 1 pop, but maybe 2 If she feels sorry if your a 5 pump chump, usually you play chess at the venue or at a by the hour room and sometimes if your hotel isn't far away she'll accompany you there, ST is usually the same everywhere in Pattaya either 1000 or maximum of 1500 baht, since it's short time she doesn't expect much from you, she's not expecting you to take her dancing or drinking or even out to a nice meal at beefeaters, best to pick a girl with a quirky and outgoing personality for short time so you don't get a starfish or a phone checker.

Long Time: duration of campaionship, depending on the time you barfined her, with long time she will definitely be coming with you anywhere you want to go and wake up with you in the morning, Long time is price varies, usually 4000 or maximum of 8000 baht, the amount is up to her not the venue so one guy she might say 4000 an another guy she might say 10,000, don't fuck up the questions she asks you, she's going to expect some things, you most likely have her for the night and into the morning, she's been hungry since she clocked in, she wants to party, she picked you to party the night away with, so fucking live it up bro. Show her your the king of Staten Island and you'll definitely be rewarded for it.

Lady drinks: special drinks that you buy for the girl your interested in, its her job to try her best to get you to buy as many as she can, she usually had a quota to meet each day, and sometimes a small commission from each drink sold, they are usually always a soda type drink if you don't specify what drink you want her to drink, if you want to drink shots with you her shots will be watered down cause a drunk gogo girl can't sell lady drinks or dance 555, you don't have to buy lady drinks if you don't want to, but if you don't you sorta be ignored, oh, and the more you buy her drinks the more she'll know your worth her time.

555: it means LOL.

Freelancers: a freelancer is a sex worker that doesn't work in gogo, soi 6, or a gentleman's club, they can be found in many different areas, such as " coconut bar " open air bars, clubs, and disco's and sometimes in hotel lobbies, freelancers are significantly cheaper because there is no barfine or lady drinks, it's just a quick negotiation and it off to your hotel room to play connect four, the majority of freelancers are on Thaifriendly.com, they usually have their own transportation if you use Thaifriendly.com to get them to come to your hotel, but if not a 100 baht tip for her travel expense is a nice thing to do, usually 1000-1500 baht to show her your box of crayons, some guys prefer freelancers because of cost and less interaction, but I'm just going to give my two cents about freelancers, you could get a bad apple or a starfish going this route, their could be less safety when it comes to items in your room cause this girl has no mamasan (a mamasan is the boss lady of the gogo / bar, she takes care of the girls and keeps them in line) so she might get sticky fingers.

Online / app for freelancers is Thaifriendly.com.

Tinder is full of freelancers.

devilsdenthailand.com has freelancers as well.

Coconut Bar: it's what everyone calls Beach road, beach road is the road that leads to walking street, around dusk you'll start to see girls start to hang out under the palm trees, they ain't there for the shade,* you'll also notice they have their phone in their hand* checking Thaifriendly.com, if your interested in what you see you most likey need to make the first move, say sawawdee ka! (that means Hello,) then wai (a Wai, put your hands together and make a slight bow) then say " short time " then she will start negotiations, if you agree she'll follow you to your hotel if it's close by to her motorbike or might even take you to a by the hour room to of course help you fold your laundry.

Gogo's: are indoor venues that have girls dancing on stage, every gogo is different, some gogo's have their girls wear skits with no panties, then their are some that are totally nude, some gogo's are more hands on and in these places the girls will be very friendly, the gogo girls main objective is to sell you " lady drinks "* make her quota and hopefully get a couple " short times " in before 12 am when they will be looking for a whale to " Long time " them, gogo's cost more for everything (drinks, lady drinks, barfines, college donation fee, etc) some gogo's have spectacular shows where a group of girls will do a choreographed pole show, some gogo's have a special part of the dance stage where some crazy shit happens, (toys) make sure to trim your finger nails and bring a napkin along to wipe your face if you know what I mean, 555.

I rarely short time, I usually always long time, and I might spend more money than average but. Basically, this is what I always do in a gogo and have never once been told no, so follow these tips and your be wearing a panty crown by morning.

Gogo girls always expect the most money they can get fron their services.

7-10 - 2000 baht.

8-10 - 3000 baht.

9-10 - 4000-6000 baht.

10-10 - 5000- 6000 baht.

1. * Sit down and enjoy the scenery.

2. After sitting for about a minute a staff member will come over and ask you to buy a drink, buy a drink from the drink menu.

3. If you see a girl you like, eye fuck her, or go up to the stage and tip her, or if your shy about doing that give your tip to the staff member to give to her, now she knows where she needs to go when she's done dancing.

4. When she comes over to thank you for the tip, she will sir next to you, or even on your lap in some places.

5. now the game begins, she will ask you to buy her a lady drink, you'll drink together and she'll ask you some questions to get to know you and understand what you want, in-between questions she'll ask for more lady drinks, buy'them.

6. Eventually she will have to dance again.

7. keep tipping her.

8. She will definitely come back to you when she's finished her dance set.

9. Most likely another lady drink.

10. This is when you tell her you want to barfine her, you don't ask for a barfine, you tell her " I barfine you" she will then ask "short time" or "Long time".

12. Tell her Long time, and if she agrees she will then tell you her price for* long time, if you agree, (and don't you fucking dare try to negotiate a gogo girl, this isn't the coconut bar) she will tell you she'll be back in a minute, she has to go tell the mamasan of your intentions.

13. The mamasan will come over to you and tell you what the barfine is for her, if you agree she will take your money, then the girl will come back all smiles, she will then tell you she needs to go get changed, after 10 minutes she'll come out in her street clothes and you both can leave now.

14. What you do now is up to you, you have her till the morning.

15. Party time, go to a restaurant, go drinking, go clubbing, go to another gogo and pick her up a tag team partner, your king.

16. Did you have eyes on other girls in her gogo? Spend money on her, treat her well and those girls will Long time with you as well cause your LT will sing your praises.

Gentleman's Clubs: are gogo's with short time rooms, or you can close the curtain and play a wild game of peak a boo if you don't want to go upstairs, you can LT the girls her as well,* some gentleman's clubs are known to have special shows etc.

Soapy massage parlors: a venue with lots of girls that will give you a special and unique massage, I fucking love soapies, I have make sure to always have 2 regular girls I see, being a regular and treating them exceptionally well equals an awesome experience every time.

What to expect from a soapy massage and how it's done.

1. When you enter the venue you will see what is referred to as the "fish bowl" beautiful girls on a stage or chairs, they are usually siting in colored sections, the colors are the prices for her services.

2. Sit down, enjoy the view, take a moment to say Hi to the girls waving to you trying to get your attention to pick them.

3. A staff member will come by shortly to ask you to buy a drink.

4. After the staff member drops off your drink he or she will ask you who you want, Pick your girl, advice. Pick the girl or girls that are going out of their way to get your attention and not the hot girl on her phone that could care less that your there cause she clearly saw you and is clearly passing on you.

6. The staff member then will take you to the front desk and you will then pay for massage.

7. you might have to wait for a few minutes for the girl you picked to come over to you.

8. meet and greet time, she then will beckon you to follow her to a private room.

8. when you walk into this room you will definitely notice some things.

1. A tub.

2. air mattress.

3. A bed.

4. In nicer venues, Mirrors on the walls and the ceiling.

Ok, now what's going to happen, she will control the pace of everything, she will start to draw the tub and make it soapy, around this time a staff member will come in a ask you to buy a drink and lady drink as well,* after the staff member comes back with the drink she will then close and lock the door, meet and greet time again, then she will tell or motion you to undress and she will undress as well, get in the tub, she will now rub a dub* dub now, depending on if she is in to you cause your a regular of hers and big tipper will decide if any hanky panky happens in the tub, of not expect a good scubbing especially your naughty bits, after she's got you good and washed she will leave the tub and procede to get that air mattress good and soapy, she wiil take you out of the tub and on to the soaped up air matress, now its time for the soapy body to body massage, she basically will kneed your back, legs ect. Then body surf on you for a bit, she' ll flip you over and body surf some more, then you'll stand up, a quick dip back in the tub then the final rinse off and towel off, now it's time to lay on the bed and wait for her to tidy up everything, when she's done she'll towel off and join you on the bed, time to play checkers, when you are done playing you dress, kiss and a hug, tip 1000, then tell her to message you again on Line to tell you when to come over tomorrow.

Ping pong gogo's: while walking on walking street you might encounter some guys with a very explicit poster and ask you if you want to see a live sex show, if you do just say yes and they will escort to a place that is doing it, the ping pong show is the live sex show, it is something wild to experience, a once in a lifetime thing to see, but. Beware. You have to make a payment before you enter and then of course buy yourself a very overpriced and watered down drink, the show doesn't start until they get enough sales, when they do the show will start. 555 enjoy, by the way the show includes a hell of alot more than just ping pong balls, darts, razors, smoking? Etc. After each "performance" you a girl will go around with a tip bucket, other than the show there are girls trying to get lady drinks off you, oh, and you can Short time the drink girls.

Open air beer bars: it's a open air bar, lots of seats and tables, sit down and order a drink and before you know it a girl will come over and sit with you, these girls are usually freelancers looking for short times, some of these bars have a colored sign or something like that for you to turn up or down to let the ladies know you want some company, they also have tvs and music playing, since it's open air of course there is no air conditioning but lots of fans instead, these bars fill up pretty quick when the sun goes down, beer here is usually reasonably priced.

BJ bars: these are venues where the specifically cater in one thing, what they do is. Umm. Its in the name,* most have private rooms or booths with curtains, when you go in you will see girls, if your not ready being you just came in from the heat their is usually a full bar with tvs so they don't mind if you get a drink and cool off first, when your ready, pick one and she'll take you to a booth or private room, sometimes you'll be asked to buy a lady drink, if not she'll motion for you to take off your pants and sit down, she will then take out some wet naps and clean your junk, she'll inspect it as well, when she's done she'll get to work on ya, don't worry, these girls could suck chrome off a bumper, lots of guys love these venues cause these girls are great at what they do and can go back to the bar and get some drinks and go back for seconds when their up for it again.

Some helpful websites:

Pattay-addicts.com : it's one of the most active Pattaya night life forums on the planet, when you get membership status you get to access to TFMI.

Thaifriendly.com : it's the freelancers best friend, this is where the post, its like them clocking in for their night shift.

Smooci.com : this is a professional website that escort companies post their girls on, its specifically Bangkok area but throw in another 3000 baht and they'll take a 2 hour taxi ride to your Pattaya hotel.

Social apps the girls use to communicate with you.

Line: they love this app, the use it for everything, phone calls, video calls.

Facebook messenger: they use this app cause in junction with Instagram.

Instagram: you know those selfies they been taking with you, yep. They are on her Instagram.

YouTubers worth watching:

LE Pub: LE pub is a beer bar across from the infamous Windmill, it's run by the legendary Mr. Egg, he's awesome and gives alot of information about the comings and goings happening in Pattaya.

Rides for kicks: his name Is Lucas his content is like being on a tour of Pattaya and how to actually live in Pattaya.

3-4 questions that every gogo girl asks you to figure out if your worth her time and effort and also for her safety as well, its sorta a ranking system.

1. where you from? = are you rich, what's your culture towards women and sex workers.

2. where you say? = are you a cheap Charlie, how far are you from the gogo and her condo.

3. how long you stay in Thailand or how long you on holiday = are you Long Time material, if she puts the effort in does she have time to get you to buy gold or a phone.

Things to bring to Thailand.

Lube, Astroglide, for the love of God I hope your not thinking about raw dawging, this helps out a lot, the Lube they sell in Pattaya sucks, the girls are always amazed when it's used, it might even end up in their purse. 555.

Condoms: I'm not fucking kidding, bring boxes, lots of them, the Asian market Condoms are smaller in width (very tight fit) and break easily, they suck.

Bin: it's a wooden cup for your bill, always pay your bill as soon as you receive it, doing so will make sure no mistakes happen or if you forget how many drinks you ordered.

This is a work in progress, I have more to add to this.

[Explorer8939]

One lady I have been doing regularly reports that she is pregnant, and I am the father (her Thai boyfriend is injured and cannot get it up). She doesn't work bar, and stays home, so the chances of her having another boyfriend are slim.

So, things are going to get unpleasant. Fortunately, I am leaving town for Phuket tomorrow, but I probably have to make some decisions today.

[EihTooms]

I was there (Club Amsterdam) a month a go and had a drink with her. Very pretty girl, amazing brand new fake boobs, she let me see and touch them while we talked. Brand new to Pattaya off the bus. She wanted 2000 baht for ST+ room but insisted on condom so I declined. This might be cheap compared to a Go Go, but for Bongkot it's certainly not. Honestly I was puzzled why she was working in that GC as it was totally dead and at the time she was the only girl. I suggested to her that she could make a lot more money at a Go Go in LK or Walking street.

Thanks for the intel including, for me, the most critical detail that many trip reports omit.

Now, that's more like the Pattaya I have encountered on every trip I have taken there over several years; if the rare girl is attractive enough for me to want to have sex with her at all even for free she apparently didn't get the memo that condoms have "totally disappeared" in Thailand and that BBFSCIP "just happens" as "the norm" with no hassle or upfront discussion about it, especially in Pattaya. LOL.

Maybe she would grudgingly agree to it after 4-5 sessions. But I don't have the time, patience or willingness to pay 4-5 times the going rate to find out if I will be ever be blessed with the one acceptable session long after I have lost most of my interest in it with a particular P4 P girl anyway. Oh well.

Actually, the fake boobs thing has become as much of a turn off for me lately as big ugly tattoos in all the wrong places, weird piercings, heavy smoker odor or the unpleasant surprise of a massive thicket of pubic hair.

I trust your judgement that hers are amazing. But even great ones are a turn off for me these days. I'll still bet she was more doably attractive without them or would have been to me anyway.

Thanks again. Saved me a trip.

[Chimpo Chinn]

I was there (Club Amsterdam) a month a go and had a drink with her. Very pretty girl, amazing brand new fake boobs, she let me see and touch them while we talked. Brand new to Pattaya off the bus. She wanted 2000 baht for ST+ room but insisted on condom so I declined. This might be cheap compared to a Go Go, but for Bongkot it's certainly not. Honestly I was puzzled why she was working in that GC as it was totally dead and at the time she was the only girl. I suggested to her that she could make a lot more money at a Go Go in LK or Walking street.

Sad to hear. Her Tits while not Large are just the kind I like.

As long as a superior looking girl has has something and not completely flat chested I and many other guys are Happy.

[Lefeu]

It's not all about value for money or bang for your buck. Any newbie going to Pattaya should have a soapy on their bucket list. Yes it's pricey but the pleasure of having a nubile young hottie slip and sliding all over your body, massaging you with her tits, before you fuck her afterwards, is an experience every man should savour at least once in their life.
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And it is not just for newbies. I have been going to Thailand practically every year for the past 20 years or so. I sampled a body massage on every trip, and sometimes more than once on the same trip. Quite an experience!

[Sir Lancelot]

None. Waste of money, little value in going to a soapie.

It's not all about value for money or bang for your buck. Any newbie going to Pattaya should have a soapy on their bucket list. Yes it's pricey but the pleasure of having a nubile young hottie slip and sliding all over your body, massaging you with her tits, before you fuck her afterwards, is an experience every man should savour at least once in their life.

Pre-pandemic I'd recommend Sabai Dee. If there isn't a girl to take your fancy from the fishbowl, Honey 2 is a short walk away. If you still don't see a girl you like, soi 6 nearby should help cheer you up.

[Bunky]

How much. Ballpark wise. Is that service where you get your name on the whiteboard next to the Wheel-Chair airline staff. That escorts you to customs, in a private car, etc. Just curious. Thanks!

https://www.firstclassbangkok.com/fa...ation-service/

[RakSopheni]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtODmgP4Lm8

G Mans club Bongkot.

Girl in Hilights is being advertised as Cheap. I don't believe it. She is EZ 3,000 baht quality.

Either she is Clueless or Farang is bait and switching.

Can someone go and have Boom Boom with Her. See actual pricing.

I was there (Club Amsterdam) a month a go and had a drink with her. Very pretty girl, amazing brand new fake boobs, she let me see and touch them while we talked. Brand new to Pattaya off the bus. She wanted 2000 baht for ST+ room but insisted on condom so I declined. This might be cheap compared to a Go Go, but for Bongkot it's certainly not. Honestly I was puzzled why she was working in that GC as it was totally dead and at the time she was the only girl. I suggested to her that she could make a lot more money at a Go Go in LK or Walking street.

[Mr Enternational]

How do you seasoned gents ascertain what you will receive in-person compared to the pics on TF?

It does not matter. You have to know Thai chicks to know it is nothing for them to look like a totally different person. A pic on the farm is not going to look like the same person as a pic from the club. A different hairstyle or makeup change and you will swear it is a different person. Their drivers license pic is 100% not going to look the same as the person you think you are meeting or have already met.

[Mogwai]

How do you seasoned gents ascertain what you will receive in-person compared to the pics on TF?
I'm really not that picky, I want an average face with a slim, proportioned body with no real baby damage in the stomach area.
But some of the girls that show up, their bodies are unsightly. The most recent one had mangled nipples (something I had never seen) and the weirdest, flattest teenage boy arse that I wanted no part of.
So what's the best method to pre-verify what you'll receive in-person?
Are any of you gents bold enough to send them packing if they look different in-person? And if you do, do you give them 1-200 baht for their trouble?
I will say, most of the TF girls I've seen were for 1 k baht, perhaps I simply need to move up to 1,500 baht to acheive more quality.

I usually ask them if they still look the same as in their pictures. If they say yes right away, I take the risk. Most of them also send recent pictures or a freshly made selfie as proof.
But they usually don't send (semi-) naked pictures, so you can still run into baby damage or other disappointments. But that hasn't happened to me very often.

I have never sent a girl away if she looked different in-person. I always give them a chance, because no matter what they look like they can still give you a good time. Or at least a reasonably good time that is not a waste of money.
I only send them away if they don't have the skills or attitude to give me a good time. And sometimes I pay them less than agreed in those cases.

Moving up to 1,500 Baht girls might get you better looking girls, with better bodies, but it's not guaranteed. And a good attitude and GFE are also not guaranteed.

[Chimpo Chinn]

State of Affairs.

Doing reconnaissance for my Tues trip to Patts via ekka govt bus.

Two minutes before departure at 11 at m less than ten passengers.

Thai really screwed themselves over opening up so late.

[Chimpo Chinn]

I had a lady over to my condo last night who works at a Korean club on Third Road. She says that the Korean customers mostly speak Thai, and are big spenders. One customer took 4 ladies to Singapore at 8 K per day per lady (she declined to go).

Her claim was that she didn't fuck customers, only drink. In my condo, she drank tequila shots. After an hour, she declared it was hot, and took off her clothes. Soon, she was dropping pushy juice on my sofa, so we went to the bedroom.

I have known her for some time, and when she is drunk, she wants to be fucked in the ass. Maybe a Thai guy can do it, but I couldn't get it in, even with lube and some finger fucking. Oh, well.

Korean guy Livestream from somewhere in Pattya. I have to believe spends at least EZ $2,000 a night.

For awhile had 1,000 viewers consistently. Now in low 300's.

Problem is it's the same thing every night. Content creators need to keep it Fresh or wither by away.

[Explorer8939]

I had a lady over to my condo last night who works at a Korean club on Third Road. She says that the Korean customers mostly speak Thai, and are big spenders. One customer took 4 ladies to Singapore at 8 K per day per lady (she declined to go).

Her claim was that she didn't fuck customers, only drink. In my condo, she drank tequila shots. After an hour, she declared it was hot, and took off her clothes. Soon, she was dropping pushy juice on my sofa, so we went to the bedroom.

I have known her for some time, and when she is drunk, she wants to be fucked in the ass. Maybe a Thai guy can do it, but I couldn't get it in, even with lube and some finger fucking. Oh, well.

[Tvataham274]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtODmgP4Lm8

G Mans club Bongkot.

Girl in Hilights is being advertised as Cheap. I don't believe it. She is EZ 3,000 baht quality.

Either she is Clueless or Farang is bait and switching.

Can someone go and have Boom Boom with Her. See actual pricing.

Seconded. I'm not going to be there until December, but I'd want to visit this place and take the girl for ST or LT. Knowing beforehand if they are available would put me at ease.