Pattaya Reports

[CaliGuy33]

I heard from many that gentlemen clubs in Pattaya are really good for value. As everyone knows, I am on a very strict budget. Secondly, I am very good lookin. I don't like to pay for pussy. At least not much. This past Thursday, while waiting for my transfer, I was thinking 5 more hours with no money. What should I do. Having just topped up my daily internet package, I started to search how I could get free food. I came across Cat Flaps in Pratumnak's free lasagne day. Perfect. Wait a minute. I need to buy a lady drink. How to get around this. No problem for a super duper handsome man like me. So off I went.

I stay at a guest house on the dark side for 2500 Baht per month. One of the best fan rooms I've ever had. I grab my phone and off I go on the two hour walk. I need to make it on time for the 13:00 opening. I stop at 7/11 and grab a can of LEO using the last of my cash. Then continue on.

I arrive at Cat Flaps around 13:15, phew. I'm greeted by the girls all lined up on both sides of the door. I strut through the middle of them like Rico Suave and grab a chair at the bar, not forgetting to do my famous wink / nod to a hot girl on the left. Except this time, it works. I didn't even need the 20 baht note. The girl follows me over and sits down beside me. We start chatting. Immediately, we finish with the usual pleasantries and she started kissing my neck. No mention of any drink yet. Wow, I must be having a really good hair day. 👍.

After about 20 minutes of heavy petting. I see the lasagne being brought out. How do I navigate this, I think to myself. By the way, up until this point, I have not even ordered a drink for myself and everyone is leaving me alone. I've got one hand on this girl's ass and the other is clutching the can of LEO from 7/11 for dear life. I dare not open it. It has to last 3 more hours.

Then, the bar tender comes over. I'm fully expecting her to force me to order a drink. I shutter with worry and I begin to sweat. Out of sheer amazement, she asks if I would like my free lasagne. I jump out of my chair and say a big yes. I run over to the serving area and help myself. The girl, who I forgot to mention, her name was Pop, also comes over and stops me. She says, allow me, and finishes serving the lasagne for me and carries it back to our seat.

I gobble the lasagne down like it is going out of style. Then Pop grabs a napkin and cleans my mouth and face for me. She then starts grabbing my dick and caressing it. Wow, this must have been the best hair day ever. Then she says, let's go upstairs. Then a big wave of disappointment comes over me as I wonder, how am I going to get out of this. I don't even have the 800 baht I would have normally offered her. I ask her ever so quietly how much. She says, she will pay me 3000 baht! I almost fall off my chair. I eagerly agree, but with one condition. No BJ. I'm afraid I've got a sweaty and smelly ball sack from the long walk and I don't want her to get spooked.

She responds to my condition by countering with ok no BJ, but I want 3 shots and BBFS CIP. I think to myself for a minute and then hesitantly agree.

We go upstairs and get into bed. I start to feel a little tired and ask her to hurry up. She says no, she wants to take her time. I say please hurry, it's past my nap time. Then I tell her if you need more time, you have to pay upfront. She agrees and gets the money.

I lay there naked on the bed while she jumps on top of me and starts to ride. I lay there motionless. After 10 minutes of this, I finish. She says wait, you agreed to 2 more pops. I tell her to wait a few minutes. Then my phone rings, it's my room mate. I put him on speaker phone and he tells me he forgot his key and needs me to go back to the room to let him in. I look at Pop and say I have to go. Pop looks so sad, but gets dressed. She walks me down stairs, walks me to the door, gives me a kiss on the cheek and I'm off. Phew. I got away with it. No bar bill, free food, a free ST and money in my pocket. "Winning".

Here is her photo. Oh and a photo of the girl too. 😜.

Pointless post.

[Explorer8939]

I contacted a TF who wanted me to come to her place. I didn't go through with it as I deemed it unsafe and risky to visit a girl at her condo in a foreign country. She was 18 and super hot but my big head won this battle. Is it generally safe to visit a girl at her location? Have you had a encounter with thai police and them shaking you down for money?

Wait a minute. An 18 year old who had a condo?

There is something wrong with that story.

[Sir Lancelot]

I ask her ever so quietly how much. She says, she will pay me 3000 baht!

Let me guess, when you got to Suvarnabhumi Airport, you fucked a hottie at the check-in desk who gave you a free first class ticket by way of thanks?

[GentileBear]

Explorer. You are wrong about EverythingThai's post. That is Lasagna in the picture, not Pizza.

[Explorer8939]

Now here's a fun bit of news - Indians have just been granted visa free entry into Thailand.

Except in isolated situations, South Asians are mostly irrelevant on the mongering scene. There *are* wealthy Indians who overpay, but that's really rare. And they are balanced out by the many Indians who pay bottom dollar for ladies who I wouldn't touch.

If you go to Soi 6, you will see Koreans inside the bars throwing money around, and Indians out on the street walking back and forth.

[Mr Enternational]

I contacted a TF who wanted me to come to her place. I didn't go through with it as I deemed it unsafe and risky to visit a girl at her condo in a foreign country. She was 18 and super hot but my big head won this battle. Is it generally safe to visit a girl at her location? Have you had a encounter with thai police and them shaking you down for money?

Your big head lost the battle. Never had a problem going to a chick's place in Thailand.

[Turgid]

I don't mind if Soi 6 is Koreanized, but when they do the same east of Second Road, Pattaya will be ruined.

Now here's a fun bit of news - Indians have just been granted visa free entry into Thailand.

[LAHenry]

I contacted a TF who wanted me to come to her place. I didn't go through with it as I deemed it unsafe and risky to visit a girl at her condo in a foreign country. She was 18 and super hot but my big head won this battle. Is it generally safe to visit a girl at her location? Have you had a encounter with thai police and them shaking you down for money?

[Explorer8939]

I'm not in Pattaya, but I can see from Facebook that ladies are busy with customers. Many are on long time barfines, including travel to other places.

Although there are more ladies working in Pattaya, more of the good ones are barfined. Many of those will soon be sponsored up, and go back to the village until their sucker realizes he's an idiot and stops sending money.

[Explorer8939]

I heard from many that gentlemen clubs in Pattaya are really good for value. As everyone knows, I am on a very strict budget. Secondly, I am very good lookin. I don't like to pay for pussy. At least not much. This past Thursday, while waiting for my transfer, I was thinking 5 more hours with no money. What should I do. Having just topped up my daily internet package, I started to search how I could get free food. I came across Cat Flaps in Pratumnak's free lasagne day. Perfect. Wait a minute. I need to buy a lady drink. How to get around this. No problem for a super duper handsome man like me. So off I went.

I stay at a guest house on the dark side for 2500 Baht per month. One of the best fan rooms I've ever had. I grab my phone and off I go on the two hour walk. I need to make it on time for the 13:00 opening. I stop at 7/11 and grab a can of LEO using the last of my cash. Then continue on.

I arrive at Cat Flaps around 13:15, phew. I'm greeted by the girls all lined up on both sides of the door. I strut through the middle of them like Rico Suave and grab a chair at the bar, not forgetting to do my famous wink / nod to a hot girl on the left. Except this time, it works. I didn't even need the 20 baht note. The girl follows me over and sits down beside me. We start chatting. Immediately, we finish with the usual pleasantries and she started kissing my neck. No mention of any drink yet. Wow, I must be having a really good hair day. 👍.

After about 20 minutes of heavy petting. I see the lasagne being brought out. How do I navigate this, I think to myself. By the way, up until this point, I have not even ordered a drink for myself and everyone is leaving me alone. I've got one hand on this girl's ass and the other is clutching the can of LEO from 7/11 for dear life. I dare not open it. It has to last 3 more hours.

Then, the bar tender comes over. I'm fully expecting her to force me to order a drink. I shutter with worry and I begin to sweat. Out of sheer amazement, she asks if I would like my free lasagne. I jump out of my chair and say a big yes. I run over to the serving area and help myself. The girl, who I forgot to mention, her name was Pop, also comes over and stops me. She says, allow me, and finishes serving the lasagne for me and carries it back to our seat.

I gobble the lasagne down like it is going out of style. Then Pop grabs a napkin and cleans my mouth and face for me. She then starts grabbing my dick and caressing it. Wow, this must have been the best hair day ever. Then she says, let's go upstairs. Then a big wave of disappointment comes over me as I wonder, how am I going to get out of this. I don't even have the 800 baht I would have normally offered her. I ask her ever so quietly how much. She says, she will pay me 3000 baht! I almost fall off my chair. I eagerly agree, but with one condition. No BJ. I'm afraid I've got a sweaty and smelly ball sack from the long walk and I don't want her to get spooked.

She responds to my condition by countering with ok no BJ, but I want 3 shots and BBFS CIP. I think to myself for a minute and then hesitantly agree.

We go upstairs and get into bed. I start to feel a little tired and ask her to hurry up. She says no, she wants to take her time. I say please hurry, it's past my nap time. Then I tell her if you need more time, you have to pay upfront. She agrees and gets the money.

I lay there naked on the bed while she jumps on top of me and starts to ride. I lay there motionless. After 10 minutes of this, I finish. She says wait, you agreed to 2 more pops. I tell her to wait a few minutes. Then my phone rings, it's my room mate. I put him on speaker phone and he tells me he forgot his key and needs me to go back to the room to let him in. I look at Pop and say I have to go. Pop looks so sad, but gets dressed. She walks me down stairs, walks me to the door, gives me a kiss on the cheek and I'm off. Phew. I got away with it. No bar bill, free food, a free ST and money in my pocket. "Winning".

Here is her photo. Oh and a photo of the girl too.

The pizza looks great.

For the newbies, the post above was 100% snark. ET probably paid the lady 10,000 baht, but didn't bother going to the ST room.

[Explorer8939]

If that does happen then Ban Chang will start getting more interest, more than the current day trips.

Plenty of Koreans in Ban Chang since before Covid, although they don't seem to throw cash around like the 2 week millionaires on Walking Street and Soi 6.

[Downandup]

I don't mind if Soi 6 is Koreanized, but when they do the same east of Second Road, Pattaya will be ruined.

If that does happen then Ban Chang will start getting more interest, more than the current day trips.

[EverythingThai]

I heard from many that gentlemen clubs in Pattaya are really good for value. As everyone knows, I am on a very strict budget. Secondly, I am very good lookin. I don't like to pay for pussy. At least not much. This past Thursday, while waiting for my transfer, I was thinking 5 more hours with no money. What should I do. Having just topped up my daily internet package, I started to search how I could get free food. I came across Cat Flaps in Pratumnak's free lasagne day. Perfect. Wait a minute. I need to buy a lady drink. How to get around this. No problem for a super duper handsome man like me. So off I went.

I stay at a guest house on the dark side for 2500 Baht per month. One of the best fan rooms I've ever had. I grab my phone and off I go on the two hour walk. I need to make it on time for the 13:00 opening. I stop at 7/11 and grab a can of LEO using the last of my cash. Then continue on.

I arrive at Cat Flaps around 13:15, phew. I'm greeted by the girls all lined up on both sides of the door. I strut through the middle of them like Rico Suave and grab a chair at the bar, not forgetting to do my famous wink / nod to a hot girl on the left. Except this time, it works. I didn't even need the 20 baht note. The girl follows me over and sits down beside me. We start chatting. Immediately, we finish with the usual pleasantries and she started kissing my neck. No mention of any drink yet. Wow, I must be having a really good hair day. 👍.

After about 20 minutes of heavy petting. I see the lasagne being brought out. How do I navigate this, I think to myself. By the way, up until this point, I have not even ordered a drink for myself and everyone is leaving me alone. I've got one hand on this girl's ass and the other is clutching the can of LEO from 7/11 for dear life. I dare not open it. It has to last 3 more hours.

Then, the bar tender comes over. I'm fully expecting her to force me to order a drink. I shutter with worry and I begin to sweat. Out of sheer amazement, she asks if I would like my free lasagne. I jump out of my chair and say a big yes. I run over to the serving area and help myself. The girl, who I forgot to mention, her name was Pop, also comes over and stops me. She says, allow me, and finishes serving the lasagne for me and carries it back to our seat.

I gobble the lasagne down like it is going out of style. Then Pop grabs a napkin and cleans my mouth and face for me. She then starts grabbing my dick and caressing it. Wow, this must have been the best hair day ever. Then she says, let's go upstairs. Then a big wave of disappointment comes over me as I wonder, how am I going to get out of this. I don't even have the 800 baht I would have normally offered her. I ask her ever so quietly how much. She says, she will pay me 3000 baht! I almost fall off my chair. I eagerly agree, but with one condition. No BJ. I'm afraid I've got a sweaty and smelly ball sack from the long walk and I don't want her to get spooked.

She responds to my condition by countering with ok no BJ, but I want 3 shots and BBFS CIP. I think to myself for a minute and then hesitantly agree.

We go upstairs and get into bed. I start to feel a little tired and ask her to hurry up. She says no, she wants to take her time. I say please hurry, it's past my nap time. Then I tell her if you need more time, you have to pay upfront. She agrees and gets the money.

I lay there naked on the bed while she jumps on top of me and starts to ride. I lay there motionless. After 10 minutes of this, I finish. She says wait, you agreed to 2 more pops. I tell her to wait a few minutes. Then my phone rings, it's my room mate. I put him on speaker phone and he tells me he forgot his key and needs me to go back to the room to let him in. I look at Pop and say I have to go. Pop looks so sad, but gets dressed. She walks me down stairs, walks me to the door, gives me a kiss on the cheek and I'm off. Phew. I got away with it. No bar bill, free food, a free ST and money in my pocket. "Winning".

Here is her photo. Oh and a photo of the girl too. 😜.

[NvRoberto]

My Pattaya Experience, first time.

Came here for my 56th birthday in early December 2023. My entire plan was to go to 2 soapy massage places for my fun. I did this a year earlier in Phuket, and had a great time.

Go into Honey Body Massage 2 and pick a girl, one of the more "high end" girls, for about 4 k baht. Get to the room, she turns on the TV to some music station and turns the volume ALL THE WAY UP. I mean, it was loud. I ask her to turn it down a few times, but she barely turns it down.

After about 20 minutes the bath and an inflatable raft (next to the bath is ready. During this whole time my girl is literally ignoring me, looking quite somber. Before you get any ideas about my looks, I'm generally considered pretty good looking and most ladies guess I'm 35-45 years old. I work out several times a week and eat healthy. So I'm not some old, fat slob.

I get into the tub, and my girl goes from 100% bored to 1000% porn star in 1 second, so it was a dead, blank expression to the most over the top moans you've ever heard, from her just rubbing her tits on me. I try to touch. NO. So I ask what I can do. She tells me. No touching tits, no touching pussy, no fingering, no licking, no kissing anywhere, no grabbing ass, no spanking ass. I let out a laugh and I'm like, "Oh my, what can I do?" Between her fake moans, the "NO" answers and the blaring music, I was just not feeling good. My dick won't get hard and she's grabbing it like a dead fish making comments about "no hard, no hard" as she is extremely annoyed.

She moves me to the inflatable with some type of weird nuru soap massage. It's boring, so I say, "Can we just go to the bed?" I receive a short sexy massage. Afterwards, I'm getting a horrible condom blowjob. I finally get 50% hard and she gets on her back with a "go go go" and I say no, I want to start doggy. She complains about it but does it. After a minute she says "ok now finish" and gets on her back, but I'm so frustrated that I can't get hard. I tell the girl to get me hard again and she tells me that we have 5 minutes. Mind you, we moved to the bed 10 minutes ago. I thought, 5 minutes? And it hits me that between all the prep work, inflatable, bathtub, sexy massage, and drying off, we used up about 45-50 minutes of our 60 minutes.

At this point, I say "stop" and get dressed. She asks me what's wrong. I gave the full list. Loud music that's a huge distraction, wasted time, 10 minutes of sex out of 60 minutes of service, no touching or licking, fake over the top moans, attitude from simple positions. I tell her I'm leaving. I've had enough. Based on this, I kill my plan to visit the next soapy massage.

Next few nights, I move over to Tinder and quickly match with a few girls. I ask them if they are freelancers, and they say yes. I quickly set a date at my condo, and she arrives. Super cute, 22 years old, petite, great body. What I love about being an older man who has fucked tons of young women is that I can tell the girls don't expect much from me when they first meet me. However, I'm REALLY GOOD at eating pussy and I'm better than average at fucking (so I've been told). I got this girl naked and proceeded to eat that pussy for a good 20 minutes until her legs were shaking and she was begging to fuck. Turned her to doggy and slid my cock into that very tight and very wet young pussy. She asked about a condom and I just said "nope" and kept pounding. I can normally last a good 20-30 minutes fucking so we did it doggy, standing, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, finished at missionary with a creampie. Gave her 3000 and sent her home. I let her know. Don't worry, I have a vasectomy and I'm clean, so you're good. That brought a smile LOL.

2 nights later, another of my matches asks me if I want to meet and have fun. She won't show me a face pic, but body looks great, blonde hair, and 18 years old. She comes over and OMG WOW, she is absolutely gorgeous. She looks more Japanese than Thai. Her makeup, face, hair, clothes. All perfect. She's the best looking girl I've fucked in a long time. She gets naked. Perfect body! Slim, petite, absolutely beautiful.

Same as the other girl. She gave me that "let's get this over with look" and we start. Haha, after that I think she screamed out "I'm going to cum" at least 3 times over the next hour. She never asked about a condom and I certainly didn't reach for one, as I enjoyed this VERY tight, wet, 18-year old pussy. Gave her the creampie, she asked for 5000 for the no condom / creampie service, and I was happy to hand it over. She was perfection.

I ordered in-room massage and the girl offered a hand job for 2000. Next day I headed over to Bangkok to continue the debauchery.

My impressions of Pattaya. A lot of old white men in a dirty, loud city haha. I always thought I could retire here, but I don't think so. The beach is nice, but that's about it. Phuket is better for Thailand beach living. From a visitor standpoint, it's ok. From a living standpoint, nope, I couldn't do it.

[Forty Drinks]

Why is our 40 drink GOD trying to distance himself from the Silly Spending Crowd?

Girls and Brian Flowers love you Guys.